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Niggers Graduating Middle School
Father gives newborn aids
>>686181886
i am still alive
i cant hear her
where are my eyes
>>686181886
Nigger was President twice.
op is a fag
The kid is yours
I still miss her.
>>686181886
You think there's time
I make myself ashamed.
life sucks then death
i dont care anymore
Hi welcome to Chili's.
>>686181886
Four words, little meaning.
>>686181886
Taylor Swift isn't yours
welcome to 4chan, sir.
Will I ever love?
she didnt text back
Ran out of weed
Hodor, Hold the door!
>>686181886
my waifu isn't real
no reason to live
She never loved you
I'm so sorry, mom
Let's just be friends.
Hitler did nothing wrong
Hillary Clinton wins election
This isn't 4 words but is on the same topic. Ernest Hemingway wrote this after someone bet him he couldn't write a story in either 8 or 10 words idk it is one of those, but then he did it in 6. This was his story:
For Sale: Baby Shoes Never Worn
For sale : Baby shoes
ran out of toiletpaper
all my friends died
>>686183085
Kek
>>686181886
Never drinking liquor again.
Never getting high again.
>>686183102
winrar
>>686182889
Nigga...
You still love her.
>>686183085
Hilarious
>>686181886
Jesus died for us
>>686181886
buried alive and forgotten
the slaves are free
Sandniggers think they're swedish
Her loving another man
I can't count to four
I WAS FROZEN TODAY
>>686183555
Checked
>>686181886
You have ass cancer
gays can get married
>>686183648
neither can I mane
My life's a joke.
America isn't great again
It's only a dream
Wife's son hates me......
Saddest 4 words your child could say to you:
Dad, I am gay.
>>686181886
At least nobody's me
>>686183836
no, you're a joke
Been here 9 years
>>686181886
shrooms only work weekly
Hillary the new president.
>>686183890
Better than your son saying "Dad, I'm a girl."
>>686181886
"Baby shoes: never used."
Trump will become president
niggers, jews, fags, women
have a good night
Niggers tongue my anus
>>686182873
Fucking kek
Call me Caitlin now
/b/ was never good
>>686181886
Faggots are becoming accepted
>>686184042
Looks like we've got another Bernout.
It's All My Fault
>>686184034
Very true. Didn't think of that.
>>686181886
Network is down indefinitely.
50 Year Old Virgin
>>686183191
>>686183203
Hivemind!
More and more niggers
Life is killing me
>>686181886
thats 6 words, faggot
No nudes babe, sorry.
This world is doomed
lets just be friends
>>686183203
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn
For sale baby shoes never worn
Im so sorry mom
I am quite mediocre
Hitler did nothing right.
>>686181886
Your mom giving birth.
Accept Terms and Conditions
Dad was an alcohol
Browsing history got public!
You lost the game
Mom, Dad? I'm Vegan.
10% chips. 90% air.
Spider I saw, disappeared.
Niggers, coons, spades, jigaboos.
My girl cheat me
>>686181886
Niggers live in Paris.
Free: Used Wedding Ring
maybe next time, hopefully
I never get dubs
>>686185010
that's more like scary
>>686181886
Obama elected, America lost.
>>686184075
Absolutely heartwrenching, anon.
>>686181886
There's no third chances.
The fridge is empty
Died from eternal bleeding
Honey, I'm home! Shit!
>>686185199
Goodnight, sweet dreams.... goodbye.
I still love you
>>686181886
Why did you bother?
my wife cucked me
>>686181886
Ebola vaccine for Africans
I'm remembering a story I heard today about a little girl who went into a river to save a puppy and drowned...
The puppy drowned too... t.t
Free baby equipment. Unused.
>>686181886
Let's just be friends
>>686185199
Good job you faggot
>>686181886
Cat is fine too.
>>686181886
i lost my glasses!!!
>>686185738
nice job hemingway
Over the intercom
>Captain John Ogonowski speaking
>>686184571
Baby wears Nickelback t-shirt
It's nothing, I'm fine.
>>686182313
too fucking real mang
>>686185738
686183203
686183203
Read the other shit before you post feg
Mom Caught Me Masturbating
>>686185738
Winrar
A dog just exploded
A sad feminine penis
No mom, its okay
I luv u 5evur
Dreams Hope Ambition Opportunity
>>686182313
Fuck man...
Im stuck being alive
Please welcome president Trump
Cake is a lie
Ayy lmao Ayy lmao
>>686182313
Nigger tongue my anus
>>686181886
>having middle school graduation
On three we jump
Tomorrow Will Be Different
no, seriously, it's fine.
>>686186266
I didn't come here to feel shit
Very very sad story
>>686182313
Almost made me crie
>>686183365
I think I do
>>686186463
Okay, fuck, got me.
>>686183365
Fuck.
I Still Have Faith
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>686181886
Everyday I wake up
You are nothing, pal.
Halflife 2 Episode 3
9gag - go fun yourself
>>686186754
WHEN 3?
>>686186789
9gag - go fun yourself
>>686186846
9gag - go fun yourself
Everyday is the same
[spoiler]why is this derailing into a feels thread jesus fuck my guys[/spoiler]
>>686186878
9gag - go fun yourself
Error: You are banned.
>>686181886
It will never happen
>>686186920
9gag - go fun yourself
You're all fucking faggots.
>>686187017
9gag - go fun yourself
>>686187041
9gag - go fun yourself
>>686186846
>>686186878
>>686186920
You're on this site
hold the fucking door!
>>686184547
I dont know why people freak out about that saying. What if they bought girl shoes and had a boy or something? Or they didnt fit right or some shit.
>>686187096
9gag - go fun yourself
/b/rothers...the fats are collaborating together and there is a possibility a black hole will form when they get too close to each other. The planet is basically doomed. What can you do to prevent this?
>>686187096
5 words
>>686187317
9gag - go fun yourself
the condom ripped completly
She is too small
"OP will not deliver"
>>686187296
Try to hit it away with a baseball bat when it gets close enough
>>686187343
Microsoft word counts conjunctions as one word
>>686183191
Hemingway was a fuck
The holocaust never happened.
>>686181886
Mass non white immigration
>>686187484
9gag - go fun yourself
League of Legends sucks
>>686187256
my aunt bought girl clothes thinking she was going to have a girl, she had a boy
she still used the clothes
babys dont give a shit what there clothes look like also
her reasoning was that , he would just simple out grow them in a month or so anyway
>>686187751
That's true
>>686187756
yeah I know people do that but fucking hell selling unused baby stuff doesnt mean the kid died. What if they got 40 pairs of shoes at a baby shower?
Men have it worse.
My dicks not there
>>686184547
Babies don't walk tho
There is an end.
>>686181886
She had the baby
Don't love her anymore.
>>686187949
>>What if they got 40 pairs of shoes at a baby shower?
then they have terrible friends and relatives if thats all they got
Decline of western civilization
>>686187711
Cried
>>686181886
Wanna eat my glock
>>686181886
black lives really matter
>>686188236
Not him but my son got a pair of bad ass cowboy boots and before I knew it they didn't fit. He didn't get to wear them even once
I went to college
I don't have Overwatch.
>>686181886
Posting in this Thread
>>686188542
You're gonna have to pay your student loans.
Daddy, where is mommy?
Let's just be friends
>>686181886
I cant feel anything
i shot the sheriff
Getting used to suffering.
Five graves, one empty
My last night alive
praying for the end
Car crash - wedding canceled
One bullet ends pain
It wasn't worth it
Nothing there after death
You will die alone
pills. vodka. note. ready.
I shot the deputy
>>686188781
Bob Marley your a good man
>>686181886
OP is a faggot
Dad, I am gay
Liking traps is gay
>>686181886
my entire fucking life.
No money, no Overwatch.
I never told her
>>686183085
this nigga ^
>>686186105
Kek
Here come dat boi
>>686181886
Nothing rhymes with orange
She never come back
>>686181886
Should've asked her out
>>686181886
She loves someone else.
>>686181886
your dog died today
>>686189280
oh shit whad dup
>>686189440
>>686181886
you and your thread
No mushrooms please. Mushrooms.
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
>>686181886
I believe they are called mature students
I'm too busy sorry
not the eggs pls
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The pills didn't work
>>686181886
Niggers fail at maths
Then she said no
It's not Friday yet
30 Seconds to Mars
She missed a pill
SHUT UP IM MEMEING
Panic! At the Disco
System of a Down
>>686181886
more like most unbelievable
Death Cab for Cutie
The holocaust in space
Rage Against the Machine
Not Drinking any bleach
>>686188502
This isnt a YLYL thread faggot
>>686181886
I have terminal cancer
he is coming back
>>686189919
Baby came out black
The All American Rejects
>>686189549
>>686181886
All will be forgotten
>>686190346
fuck you so hard, dude. Fuck you.
lost.
Earth Wind And Fire
I didn't say bye.
surviving without any purpose
>>686181886
niggers are thought of as actual people
>>686181886
We live to die.
>>686181886
Ive given up hope
>>686190782
You're doing it wrong, faggot.
>"Niggers are real people"
>>686181886
We can be friends.
This thread still exists.
>>686181886
presidential nominee bernie "the cuck" sanders
>>686183365
>>686182313
Fuck guys.
4 words: I don't love you.
>>686191027
Niggers are fucking monkeys.
Somebody, please kill me
>>686191198
>repeating a 200 year old meme
I can't believe no one wrote
>the saddest story you can think of in 4 words
yet.
>>686181886
chan
chan
chan
chan
>>686191198
Damn, you're dense.
you don't have AIDs
hitler did nothing wrong
Please have a seat
>>686191335
Damn, you're a nigger.
Dad, please, wake up.
>>686191488
This one sucks
It's usually only sad for one man and a relief for the society
My dog died today.
I was expected to use 4 words.
The cheetos are gone.
Trap actually is gay
>>686191655
What if you're the man?
>>686183191
Hemingway didn't write that he stole it
>>686191749
Every board turns /b/.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>686185749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H57zcozi7k
>>686181886
I couldn't find her
You have been banned.
>>686191655
Everyone wants to see the man face justice, but everyone forgets he has family too.
They are victims too.
