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How do I prove to my wife I'm a man?
A few days ago a gentlemen insulted my wife's hair at pf changs. I attempted to diffuse the situation calmly by telling my wife to collect her things so we can go somewhere a little more peaceful, but she accused me of being a coward and not loving her because she thinks my refusing to fight was a refusal to defend her honor. The thing is the offender in question was about 6'2 200 pounds and I'm 5'7 134 pounds with no martial training. That gorilla would've beat me all over that restaurant. With this fact in mind I figured the best approach was to just get away from the situation, that way my wife can't be offended by him anymore and I don't have any hospital bills tacked onto the normal ones.

My wife doesn't see it that way. She said that I better prove to her that I'm a man or she'll leave me and find a real one. What can I do?
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>>686158059
Get a new wife
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>>686158059
lies.

here is your (you)

i hope you enjoy replying to other socially lonely fucks whoe you (you) each other into the afterlife.
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>>686158059
Nofap, feel the testosterone.
Once you gain the powers nobody will be able to stop you!
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>>686158244
Nice dubs summerfag
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>>686158059
You didn't want to fight because you might lose.

That's your problem. You're supposed to lose sometimes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMbN_MzCpw
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>>686158059
Well, she called you that because you're a pussy piece of shit coward. She should divorce your retarded ass. You fucking bitch
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>>686158059
First don't let your wife tell you what to do. Tell her to shut the fuck up. You giving her boundaries about what she can say to you will make her think if you can stand up to her, you can stand up FOR her.

As for the primary situation, if the place was crowded you could've made a huge seen and the man would have got riled up and maybe at some point someone would've stepped in and said they're going to throw you out of you don't stop, which could've been your excuse to collect your shit and leave. Point is, you know your limits but you can't your woman know where those limits lie or she'll see other men as better than you. Being a man is all about performance, probably why that dude said that shit about her probably
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Size doesn't mean shit in a fight. You wiped your vagina and your wife lost respect for you. Kill yourself faggot.
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>>686158059
p.f. changs sucks
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>>686158996
Whatever your probably a Virgin
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>>686158207
This should have been /thread. Honestly what kind of person starts shit then expects their significant other to clean it up for them? You have a shit tier wife Anon. Either tell her to shut up or leave.
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>>686158059
She wants to live out some princess "ooooo fight over me" fantasy, it's probably not about your manhood. Why is she even with you in the first place, then? AND got married?
If I had a nickel for every time a woman started a fight and expected me to finish it... I'd be poorer than if I had a nickel for every time I wanted to fucking strangle the woman for volunteering me.
Maybe remind her that you also have the ability to leave the marriage. You did the right thing, OP. No one needs to get beat up or go to jail because your wife is insecure.
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>>686158996
>never fought before
6' 2" 200 lbs vs. 5' 7" 134 lbs that shit does matter. OP is shorter, skinnier, and lighter. He'd get thrown around like a ragdoll
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>>686158059
Buy a gun
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>>686160584
I'm not going to shoot a guy over just starting shit.
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>>686158059
sauce
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>>686158059

Fight em, win, go find the first bitch you see fuck her brains out send pics of cummed vagina to your wife, and tell her you're man with or with out her.
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>>686158059
Get rid of her, or tell her how fucking stupid she is until she is apologizing to you.
You defused the situation without anyone beating up anyone else. That's a good thing. Fighting in this day and age is just dumb. If you win, have fun with the lawyers, if you lose, have fun with the doctors.
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>>686158059

For me, i'm scared of situations like this, because i'm a fucking impulsive guy, i don't think shit through like, i have 2.5 seconds to do the right thing and if I don't i'm fucked cause i'm either bash the dude skull in or, figure out how to properly diffuse the situation. i should clarify i'd try to bash the dudes skull in, i am in no way shape or form a fighter, but i will fight, no doubt abotu it.
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>>686158059
Call him a nigger bitch and once he starts killing you call the police so they can shoot him.
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>>686161549

for me though its like yeah ill fight punch the dude break his nose, but like nowadays you can't even stand up for yourself or you'll end up in jail with some outstanding fucking crime that some how doesn't even represent why you were arrested in the first place.
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>>686158059

>>686158207 This, you should have fought op, even if you had been beaten in the end you would have won something more important the respect and the admiration of your wife, she'll never trust or respect you and honestly she is not wrong in doing it.
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>>686158059
Manlet detected. Should've hit that nigger with a chair instead of using your hands.
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>>686158059
an d this is what we teach women to do in rape classes today. just laugh and take it
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>>686159961
I'm with anon on this. I recommend against picking a fight with an asshole because you might do more damage in a fight that you can live with afterward. I've seen permanent brain impairment from just a shove and trip. (No, it's not myself.) I come from a family that has the fastest apology in the bar. Leaving so that others can enjoy the event is not a loss of honor with my family.
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Get a bitch with a better hair cut
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>>686158059
Appease her however you can without getting yourself into trouble. Hopefully she will start cheating on you. In fact, count on it.

You, however, will plan ahead. Contact an attorney and private investigator so that when she does start "staying late at the office" or whatever, you can start getting evidence.

When the time is right, file for divorce and claim damages that will ruin her.
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>>686158989
That and by escalating it with instant violence OP could have been charged for assault without the big guy even having to retaliate. In all honesty wife's a cunt for being mad about it, because there's no way it would have ended well for OP.
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You could have told the guy that you liked her hair so it doesn't matter. You could still talk back without being threatening.

tl;dr Hire someone to attack her and you will step in and save the day. Or be one of those douches who does open carry so that no one fucks with you
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>>686162002

You know I agree, i've been scared to fight ever since I got sent to jail, i stood up for myself got sent to jail, now its always in the back of my mind, if I get angry and lose control ima do something I regret and lose every thing i've worked for, its not fair, i can't stand up for myself, i already have a record so i'm fucked, i have to keep getting pushed around until ive learned how to control my anger, and the irony of it all is, the more i let it happen the angrier I get, this world is fucked I would stand up for myself if I knew I could do it with out fucking some one up.
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You didnt even need to fight, you called have just yelled at him. Weren't you mad at all?
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>>686158059
she may be fucking that guy instead of you man.
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>>686158059
>How do I prove to my wife I'm a man?
Do like in the video you posted, except the whole time keep yelling "I'M A MAN"
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>>686161277
>sauce
http://www.tubxporn.com

her name: yui ooba
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>>686158059

Get mad and punch a hole in the wall the next time she disrespects you.

Get mad, all swollen and red, but silent and stare at her.

Then tell her she's a bitch, and if you can't respect others, at least respect her own self.

Tell her if you were to confront the man it will only worsen things up, that at the end of the day no one is in the right, and everyone loses.

Don't scream at her. Just make it appear that you're really trying to hold back. I mean really unleash yourself but don't cross the line.

Tell her you don't it, you never like it being angry or get involved in wrong doings.
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>>686158996
>Thinks 6'2" 200lbs vs 5'7" 134lbs doesn't matter

Ahahahaha nigger cmon this aint an anime
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>>686158207
OP, I understand it's not about winning, but to her it obviously is. Don't give her what she wants, as as matter of fact, show her that you can do better and give her the exact opposite. Listen to this advice and it will do you well. If she's so willing to leave over such a slight issue, then she may have never wanted to be with you in the first place. Find someone you can actually and truly love without fear. Also...
>Sugar in the gas tank
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>>686162490
Well, first off its pointless to start a street fight over anything especially over a girl. If its that big of an issue you step up and tell the idiot, they should mind their own business and not to disrespect your girl. If he really becomes aggressive try to make him admit his own idiocy and let them know you're not wanting to escalate the situation. If he still wants to fight look up your mutual combat law. Here in the states its completely legal to fight as long as 1. Its sanctioned (discussed before hand) 2. There is no death or weapons (depending location) 3. You have a 3rd party to prevent the fight from turning to attempted murder.

Normally i walk around with a mouth gaurd and or set of gloves just in case if someone wants to really escalate it to that point. But more often than not qhen you discuss the issue and make them think about it. They will probably back down and talk shit while doing so.
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Prolly cheating on you tbh
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>>686163616
>>686163653
Samefag...??? Idek.. 4chinz never prepared me for this situation!
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>>686158059
Leave her
She's a cunt
There ya go OP

The respect and admiration of some cumdumpster whore such as your wife isn't worth getting a paper cut over, let alone getting half murdered.
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>>686163969
I accidentally double posted
I'll delete one
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>>686158488
Nice summer dubsfag
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>>686158059
quit her
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>>686161798

you sound like someone who has never gotten their ass kicked. Dude its terrifying. You can seriously die or be permanently disabled challenging fucking apes like that man.

You're placing a lot of trust that your opponent will show restraint and you're rolling the dice that he doesn't just accidentally kill you.

I realize that there is "honor" but dude I have seen people get destroyed right before my eyes and I have gotten my ass kicked too because I thought "Hur Dur Muh Honor" Now I fucking can't pronouce "ch" sounds.
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>>686158059
Idk but I am a cop and in most states you can get some training and get a CC license.

It would have been to call him out on it and then if it escalated from there, deal with it.

But in your predicament OP I say you did what you could.
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>>686158059
How about learning basic grammar and impressing your wife with not being potato?

>a gentlemen
a gentleman

>diffuse the situation
defuse the situation

>my refusing
my refusal

>thing is the
thing is, the

>situation, that way
situation; that way

>I don't have any
I wouldn't have any
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>>686164913

Thanks for contributing absolutely nothing to the conversation and inflating your own self worth and ego. I'm sure your just the best speller mommy has ever seen. A+
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>>686163773

People like me, I react too negatively to negative situations and create more problems than there were.. which is why I ended up in jail the first time, but I get so angry and can't help it, jail sucks and its not even prison, so it can get worse, me personally, i'm just keep avoiding trouble until I can't avoid it any more. Hopefully the law will be on my side when it happens.
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>>686164651
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>>686164892
So start shit because you have a gun? Fucking pigs.
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>>686158059
Rape her then tell her to start dinner
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hit her
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>>686158059
sauce
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>>686164651
No anon, its not about honor, is about you sacrifice yourself for your wife, i mean is YOUR WIFE, is the woman who will be the mother of your children (probably), is the woman who you will spend the rest of his life together, if you are not willing to fight for her for your family, for what you are willing to fight for?

>you sound like someone who has never gotten their ass kicked.
I've already been beaten up in school, but nothing too serious, I admit
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>>686158608
This. You fucking pussy. Sometimes a man just has to do what he has to do. Regardless of winning or losing. Next time take your beating like a real man.
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>>686158059
Call her bluff and leave her first.

Never tolerate an ultimatum, and any girl that wants to see you hurt, wants to be the one to hurt you.
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>>686158608
/Thread
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>>686166320
why the fuck does nobody understand this in thia thread
>he is small and skinny
>opponent is big and tall and angry
he would have gotten btfo and possibly been really injured
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>>686164651
Brain damaged anon detected.
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sauce on OP?
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>>686165331
>speller
>grammarian
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>>686166320

Dude, what good are you to your wife if your dead or a fucking vegetable in the hospital? I agree anon should have at least spoke up but dying because someone remarked on your wives hair does NOT sound like a worthwhile cause.

The reason his wife got mad isn't because she doesn't think he loves him its because her ego got bruised. And she needs to get over herself because if she really cared about her husband she wouldn't want him to be put in situations where he'd likely be demolished. Especially about something so asinine
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>>686166509
Neither here nor there. Most fights arent about winning or losing. If its worth fighting for its worth losing for.
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>>686165536

Thats why i said to try to diffuse the situation by making them admit their idiocy. If you cant keep yourself level headed in a stressful situation your girl is right and should leave you. Also you should let her go because with that personality type you're not doing her any favors.
Or like previously said just use laws to your advantage. Also prison is much easier than jail. Unless you are in with maximum and/or there for 10+ years, its a walk in the park. Its literally a giant daycare for adults. Jail is terrible because its so packed and people are usually drunk and scream the whole time. You can only avoid so much for so long. It also dont help when you have a girl that wants you to be macho. Usually those who want to just fight without discussion are usually the cowards that sucker punch and tend to be the ones who talk the most shit. Its more likely due to the lack of intelligence.
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Leave her. She is using you. End of story. If she needs some gorilla to use violence to make her feel pretty she is shallow cunt. Leave her. Tell her that her obsession with violent conflict resolution instead of being a mature adult is a huge turn off
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>>686166509
OP is a pussy. I'm the same size and stood up to an apeman at a concert because he thought he could push me around. No wife involved. Op is a chicken shit mommys boy. Said apeman is the one who left not me.
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>>686166806

wow you didn't catch my
>your
>you're

mistake? I thought for sure you'd railroad me on that. But I guess you missed it. Anyway mommy is very very proud of her big boy for being such a great listener in English class!
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>>686158059
Well first you need to get a wife
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>>686158059
Tell her to stop acting like a child and make you a fucking sandwich. Giving into her whims is the exact opposite of what she wants you to do. She wants you to stop acting like a lap dog that does whatever on command and that starts with her. Adults don't come to blows over name calling. Tell her you agree that her hair looks stupid and then tell her how you want her to wear it from now on. Now go get dinner ready I'm hungry.
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>>686158059
Tell her hair did look fucking stupid and that you werent gonna get in a fight with a guy who said what you wanted to and tell her that if she wants to leave she better pack her shit quick because you can find another hole to fuck. At least this way she can see you dont care if she leaves (even if you do dont back down like a little bitch) all women want a badboy and by saying this youre telling her to fuck off and asserting yourself.
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Women are retarded subhumans controlled by primitive emotions, so of course they will get turned on by you acting like an obnoxious brute and acting like she's your property and picking fights with everyone who even looks at her. Leave the bitch, this is the biggest red flag of all. Your ideal gf would not care if men catcall her, insult her or even slap her ass at a party. But not too far that direction that she enjoys the thrill of flirting with other men in front of you
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if you're going to make up a story, make the height to weight ratio more threatening. 200lbs for somebody 6'2" is VERY skinny. hardly a gorilla

i'm 6'3" and 240lbs and people tell me i'm thin all the time. your comic books have lied to you.
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>>686158059
Just beat the shit out of your wife.
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ITT: hopeless faggots who have nothing to live for
If you have a history of fighting you will lose a chance at a really good job because of violence being in your records. life isnt about this stupid trivial shit unless you have nothing to live for.
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ITT: Fedora tipping cucks. Good luck getting pounded in the ass tonight guys.
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>>686163605
Goddamn this generation of men is fucked
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>>686166320

I'm a woman and I'd at least insult the guy. If he touched me first I'd do my best to beat his ass. I'd rather get dragged away defending someone I give a shit about, and honestly, we'd probably just exchange insults and a fight probably wouldn't ensue from that. OP is a bitch for asking his wife to leave after some dude randomly insulted her.

inb4 tits, this isn't my thread.

OP should've gotten his wife a mercy divorce instead of dinner.
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Your a bitch. It doesn't take strength to be strong. You're wife will leave you one day. Sorry, fag.
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>>686167631

lol I noticed that too. But he's probably speaking from his own heights perspective. a 200 5'7 dude could be a smol gorilla
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>>686163773
Sometimes I wonder if I should drive with a mouth guard in
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>>686166320
The dude insulted his wife, he wasn't raping her. Words are never a good reason to fight
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>>686167964
>I'm a woman
Opinion discarded
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>>686158059
>gorilla weighs 200 lb
>gorilla's head weighs 5 lb

Just fucking hit it. Also, get a new wife, she sounds like trouble.
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>>686166934
>I agree anon should have at least spoke up
yes, if he is so cowardly to fight at least he should have done it, but he abandoned her, and in my opinion, that was the reason she got mad, and she is right in feel that way.
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>>686167964
As a woman you don't have to worry about getting into an actual fight with someone that could kill you
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>>686168294
this. Sounds to me like OP's wife wanted OP to get beat up. either way like in so many marriages, she got tired of his beta ass

you did good OP. good you didn't let yourself be manipulated into a fight by your frigid wife, now get rid of her and buy a motorcycle
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>>686158059

OP, you should have done what I did in a similar situation...

Some piece of shit made a nasty comment to my wife. Rather than start shit and wind up tarnishing my perfect record and possibly losing my job, I followed the fucker to the parking lot. Followed him until he parked at a store:

>Took out my handy dandy drill from my trunk
>Removed his license plate
>Swapped it with someone else's
>Snapped a pic of both
>Kicked out his tail light
>Called in his "new" plate as a hit and run, gave vehicle description, said he was drunk
>GTFO

Fuck that guy. Bet he had a fun time explaining his license plate to the cop that stopped him.
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>>686158059
leave your wife for a real man
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>>686167964

lol I like how women have this bizzare perception that if they were men they'd be bruisers. Lady you can get into fists fights with men just as easily as men can so why don't you see for yourself just how much of a fight "wouldn't ensure" when you start talking shit to someone with a whole foot of height on you.
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>>686167964
was what I thought, I think that his wife felt that way
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>>686168526
And then what? Knock him out and got to jail for assault or get the shit beat out of you and go to jail for assault
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>>686167964
women know jack shit about honor. All they care about is making men do things for them. OP was right to be the better man here, and his wife is a bitch because she'd rather see her hubby get beaten up for her own ego
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>>686168815
Nicely done /b/ro. Always play to your strengths
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>>686167631
I am 6'3" and I weigh 250lbs.
I am not skinny.
People are lying to you.
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>>686158059
It's not only about this shit. This is just an excuse to bring up something that is wrong with your marriage. Women do that all the time but because guys are so hardwired to diffuse the situation of their wives and find logical solutions to every problems they don't understand it.

Simply put the most likely scenario is that you are being a bitch all the time or that she's bored. Next time she is bitching and moaning and nagging your ass don't say anything, just hold her. If that doesn't work you have a little bit of problem.

In that case bring something up about her, fuck with her a bit, create tensions, belittle her and whatever, you can not lose this argument. All you can do is release the tension when her behaviour gets better. Stand your ground on this.

Women shittest you all the time and if you don't play the game you are losing, we are animals and we are hardwired to successfully pass our genes.

Then take a long chat with yourself and see if you actually respect yourself and if you are really the man in the relationship or if you just go along with her shenanigans.

Next time you fuck her, spank er a bit and slap her lightly, spice it up.
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>>686168539
>she's right to be a fucking dirty cheat and run off with other men!!
fuck off cuck
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>>686158608
Yeah, of course, and then you get wrecked and your wife tells you that you aren't a man because you lost.

Shen then proceeds to suck other cocks.
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>>686168446


You're more of a pussy than my own cunt. See you when I steal yo bitch, anon.
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>>686158059
no chance. you showed her you are just a beta cuck and there is no coming back from that.
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>>686158059
Fuck her sister/best friend.
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>>686158059
All she wanted you to do is stand up for her.. Not be a pussy
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>>686168549
Oh, that's right, you guys only hit women in the privacy of your own homes, not in restaurants. My bad, anon.
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>>686158059
You were being a bit of a coward by not at least standing up for her. Fighting doesn't have to be involved, just call out bullshit when you see it. If a man tries to fight you, just remind him that either way he is being a cunt and fighting isn't going to disprove that. If he still wants to fight you, just laugh and call him a child. If he hits you, defend yourself while maintaining laughter like it's a silly game he's playing. If it continues, just remember to laugh.

This way, you look like a bad ass even if you lose. If you get the shit kicked out of you, you maintain dignity, but if you make him look like a jackass, win the fight, all while laughing, you look like a fucking king.
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>>686168815
Yeah, lets pussy foot around and commit a felony to get back at a guy that is acting tough.
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>>686169585
Have you ever even been punched in the face?
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>>686158059
What did he say about your wifes hair?
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>>686158059
You'll probably have to beat the fuck out of her. Then fuck her in the ass. Dry.
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>>686169585
Not the point. You have no perspective because you've never squared off with a stranger who may or may not want to kill you
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>>686170666
devil trips don't lie. OP, beat the fuck out of your wife then fuck her in the ass, dry.
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>>686168832
It's not a matter if 'if I were a man." I would insult the guy back. If he hit me, I'd hit him. As I am now. These cowards are fucking pathetic.

>>686168864
Sad, isn't it? Her husband wouldn't even do what a friend would do, and insult him back. (boo hoo, there's a slight chance he might hit me in a public place, where management would stop a fight anyway)

>>686168953
He's a better man because someone insulted his wife, and he told his wife to leave? No wonder ladies are embracing their gay side so much these days. More for me. ;)

>>686169069
That's fucking genius. Better be a headlight, though.
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>>686158059
leave her.

she'll end up fucking a nigger which is what she defines as "a real man"

dump her for having a fucking caveman mentality
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>>686158059
Castrate yourself, and after you are done Invite Jamla Acmed habibi Schlomo Lebraun to fuck her, as you bleed to death while watching.
Women are whores, so she will lol.
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>>686170864
I think what some of us are trying to explain is with that big of a size difference, one punch and OP is probably going down. Then it's a tossup. Either stranger is benevolent then the fight's over, or not and OP gets stomped into the ER
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If your wife thinks that you're supposed to be her body guard and just beat someone for voicing an opinion then she's a cunt. Tell her to fucking grow up. That's fucking high soon bullshit
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>>686169604
I'd go straight for this kind of guy.

>>686170221
Yes. It's WAY easier while drunk, might I add. A guy broke my nose and jaw once. Have you? Or did you also calmly ask your wife to leave?
mysides.jpg

>>686170740
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>>686158059
So to be a man you have to fight?
Is she 16 or what?
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Obligatory; Size don't matter.
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>>686170864
Less than 5% of the population identifies as anything other than straight
Fags leave
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>>686158059
I like her reaction. It's cute
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>>686171630
Most women in the world are like that, you know. Most Western men have forgotten what it's like to be a man. The whole society is modeled around running to daddy (cops) when someone hurts your feelings.

What we need are manly, honorable fights and, even, duels, to be legal.
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>>686171467
I get that, but you stand up for your significant other and don't be a fucking pansy. Maybe anon would learn to fight if he didn't remind his wife to cower away in fear when some fucker insults her.
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>>686170864

>It's not a matter if 'if I were a man." I would insult the guy back. If he hit me, I'd hit him.

This is a presumptuous statement and it assumes that the person that Insulted and hit you would even allow you hit them back. It also presumes that you wouldn't just have your head blasted off by the others fist with his first swing. The cops come buy 10 minutes later but it doesn't matter because you already got your jaw broken on 1000 pieces or you got brain damage because someone commented on you're wife's hair. Great I'm sure it was worth it
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>>686166320
Look at the kind of person his wife is. She's not worth the risk, and he should probably leave her.
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>>686171668
That's inaccurate. Don't you try to use David the Gnome against me, you piece of shit. David loves all. I hope that fox bites your dick, shame on you.
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>>686172060

the first step to that is locking down those guns mate.
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>>686172305
I'd rather protect my wife than live in fear. I guess we just have irreconcileable differences, anon.
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Dont do a thing. Women get their partner in trouble with their mouth on the daily.
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>>686172965
Protect her from what? The mean man's insults?
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>>686167964
A large man wouldn't accidentally kill you because guys have this whole "Dont destroy a woman" concept stuck in their heads. It's different if OP would have fought him.
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>>686172965
Boy a strawman if I ever saw one.

>>686173160
Exactly.
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>>686172577
No u
http://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/research/census-lgbt-demographics-studies/how-many-people-are-lesbian-gay-bisexual-and-transgender/
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Tell you wife to man the fuck up and deal with her own fucking problems she does not have to deal with physical repercusions.

DUMP THE CUNT
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Buy a gun?
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>>686171523
I'm not a manlet like OP so yes. I've had friends get stomped pretty badly in bar and street fights so I try to avoid that shit though.

Personally if I were OP would've laughed in the guy's face and loudly called him out for insulting a stranger. Combo shaming him for being a fucking degenerate and calling a lot of attention so if he does punch me (assuming I'm OPs size) the fight'd get broken up relatively quickly
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>>686158059
A man isn't measured by his success but by his valor.

This is something we've lost in todays society...

Look at the 300 Spartans who knew they would die to a Persian Army. They were celebrated for their courage and valor even though they failed.

In America today, we don't celebrate truly great attempts, only results.

There is a video explaining it better...
It was a video from the channel "school of life"
It was about someone from Europe visiting America in the late 1700's
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>>686173160
Yes, by insulting back. This entire generation is fucking spaghetti.
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>>686160960
Sounds like some pussy excuse to me
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>>686170666
Satan's always giving out such fantastic advice.
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>>686164651
Beta basement faggots watch a lot of anime. They all think they got moves and "knowledge". Some of these fags think they gonna just take a hit no problem, shake it off, get back up, choke out their enemy with their wallet chain. Sheeeit. Faggots think adult fights are like grade school fights. I've seen a motherducker start shit in a club with some big dudebro who took a chair, ripped a leg off and then beat him bloody with it. I stepped into stop a fucking murder. Got a kick in the back for that still have a bump there from 10 yrs ago. Leet faggots.
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>>686173885
I don't think you understand what "protect" means
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>>686169281
>You're more of a pussy than my own cunt.
Oh, I just love this shit.
"If you were a real man, you'd just agree with everything I say."
"If you were a real man, you'd just do whatever I want, no questions asked."
"If you were a real man, you'd let me bully you and push you around."
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>>686171523
Simply putting it, what women say they want isn't what they really want, if that was the case the entire r9k would get laid as hell every day.

I'm not the other anon who started the argument with you but let me say this: It really don't matter if you got in a fight and you are a woman. Everyone got in a little fight in a point of their lives, including me, the thing here is the OP's wife don't giving a shit about him.

See, as the anon was saying, there is a BIG difference between taking a punch or two and take a beating that could get you in the hospital. Don't say that you can't die in a fight, people die in street fights all the time, and all of this fuckery just because OP's wife felt offended.

I agree that OP should have at least said something, but the wife pushing him into a fight which he was pretty sure he couldn't win it's madness, what about telling her to "defend her own honor", aren't women today the perfect and independent ones?

People are all talk and shit but when things gets serious nobody wants to be the white knight. If OP got into the fight and lost she would probably insult him for losing.
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>>686170864
8/10 bait would bite if not for the obvious underlying retardation
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Quit being a pussy and fight some fuckers or get back on your knees and keep sucking her dick.
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>>686173405
>http://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/research/census-lgbt-demographics-studies/how-many-people-are-lesbian-gay-bisexual-and-transgender/

No u


"An estimated 19 million Americans (8.2%) report that they have engaged in same-sex sexual behavior and nearly 25.6 million Americans (11%) acknowledge at least some same-sex sexual attraction."

Not to mention that I, nor anyone I know, have been 'officially' surveyed for anything like that. Are you registered as a straight person somehow? Nobody could possibly have the actual numbers on that.

>>686173851
Not unpleasant. But if some ass was insulting your woman, you'd at least SAY something to him, unlike OP, who instantly prostrates his own testicles by making his wife leave.
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>>686170666

satan commands you OP!
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You are a worthless faggot cuck eating at PF Changs. Man up, or a random nigger will take over your duties while you pay the bills, faggot.
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>>686174131
Dude. This 100%. Most of these guys think that they'll be able to rage into some hidden saiyen powers and win a fight against someone twice their size. Its really cringey to see these cats call other anons cowards.
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>>686174860
>Man up, or a random nigger will take over your duties while you pay the bills, faggot.
...said the random nigger that can't pay his bills.
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>>686174517
To one or two guys at a bar sure. To a car full of niggers on a relatively empty street I ain't saying shit. Everyone has a line, OP's is just kinda pathetic
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>>686175047
We're not talking about me, faggot.
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>>686174195
I never said any of that other shit. Maybe you'll meet an actual woman someday, instead of having to imagine lump opinions for them. Bait detected.

>>686174285
What. Am I not wording this shit clearly enough?

Anyway, I've said my piece. Don't forget that mercy divorce, OP. The non-pansy anon she remarries to will thank you.
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>>686174517
N..no u
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>>686158207

This.
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>>686175256
Agreed. Congratulations on not being a bitch. G'day, mate.
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Pay someone to take a fall in a setup fight...

Not that fucking hard....
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Yup.
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>>686158059
I mean, you don't get in a fight at P. F. Changs, if that's really a question. That's more fucking ratchet than your wife's hair. If you can't outtalk the guy there on the spot, you generally have to just talk shit until you get hit, at which point the guy generally gets asked to leave.
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coming in late here.

>be me
>was walking down the sidewalk in my city one evening
>me and this late 28 year old ogre chick accidentally physically bumped shoulders.
>chick also weighs like 40lbs more than me. at least.
>she was a 5/10, at best, in her best years prolly 16.
>we both turn back and before i can say anything, she immediately calls me 4 different names and whatnot crying at me.
>i say she knows what happened and call her shit back
>now her bigger fatter taller black boyfriend gets in
>his head was turned the other way when this happened, though - he didn't actually see shit
>2 motherfuckers yelling at me as i am attempting to reason with them as an adult stranger.
>the decible levels
>soon the dude gets in my face wanting to fight
>i kindly decline
>dude eventually walks off still talking shit with the chick

^this is faith on two levels. for one the dude didn't see shit. and for two because even at this point i could have done anything to them when they turned their backs. even when he was in my face i could have taken a blade and stuck it in him a few times. the thing is is that they expect people to respond a certain way. when shit doesn't go their way they lash out on others in ways where they feel justified doing so.

when your wife lashed out on you she wasn't taking responsibility for her own Self.

>this is a self-empowering lifestyle.

>tl;dr
>do whatever the fuck you wanna do
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>>686175538
No, you are not "wording this shit clearly enough".

Read this posts
>>686174131
>>686174881

I never said that OP should be a spineless man that can't protect his wife. I'm saying that it's absolutely retarded to push him into a fight just because of some words, even more if the guys could clearly send him to the hospital.

Man it must be good to be a woman and expect guys to protect you all the time and then when he lose you simply throw him away right?
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>6'2 200lb
>gorilla
>pick one
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>>686158059
dont prove her anything and maker HER divorce YOU
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>>686158059
Rape her, cavemen did it all the time
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>>686158059
Leave her. She sounds like a worthless excuse for a cunt.

Also start going to the gym and do some martial arts.
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>>686158059
Welp time to just buy a stapon and cage that tiny dick of yours let your wife know you aren't a man and have her dominate your ass
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>>686158059
>a gentlemen insulted my wife's hair
wHAT KINDA man insults hair and stupid bitch gets offended about it.

Hard to tell but if thats the only case then you did the right thing.

Just let her go
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>>686169238
It's okay anon, some men are only endowed with k+1 levels of thinking. We need to accommodate their idiocy.
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>>686178200
>maker
undertaker
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>>686172060
I fucking agree with this faggot, give us fucking legal fights whenever the fuck we want
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>>686158059
leave her you cuck
she's an awful person
don't forget to delete her on facebook and all other social media.
I hope you have deep pockets my friend, she is going to take all of your money in the divorce
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