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If you a were an ass fetishist,
And knew a girl with the best ass you've seen,
Would you ask her to do a photo shoot of her ass for $1000?
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>>686157320
Too much money for just a photo shoot. Either get sex on camera for that or find a cheaper whore to do the shoot.
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>>686157503
How much money would be reasonable?

It wouldn't be the same.
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>>686157708
$100 thats it
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>>686158004
Don't you think that's too little, she's one of those elite girls
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>>686158106
Its an ASS. Either she takes the money or I get creep pics for free.
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>>686158106
I'd go higher than $100 but a stack is overvaluing her.

Maybe 3?
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i give her 50 for sex xD
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I already asked a girl with a very hot ass If I could take a picture of her - not the best ass but I liked a lot, we'd discussed a little bit but a the end she allowed me to take a picture of her
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>>686158174
To you it's an ass, to me it's one of the best things I've ever seen in my life

>>686158242
500? Gotta make it feel like shes worth something
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>>686158559
Just one?
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>>686158809
Yep, just one picture..
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>>686159218
Hopefully you got a real close up on the ass, I wanna go all out, get HD pics and everything.
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>>686157320
Is that her ass? If so than yeah that's super nice, offer $650 for a photo shoot of her ass
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>>686159494
Decent price, how do you even ask that type of question without coming off as a weirdo?
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>>686159614
you don't
you should try and do it anon, text her off an unknown number or something, you got a 99% chance to get outed for being a complete weirdcunt, but she could be all for it
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>>686159379
nope not really it was more coincidence, so random shot with shitty smartphone camera (zoom) but quiet close up
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>>686159825
LOL shit better be your wallpaper till this day
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>>686159760
Damn and she does find me a little cute but nothing more. I don't want to be seen as a complete weird cunt!
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Absolutely no more than $150 just for a butt photoshoot. I guess it depends how much time it takes. I can't imagine it taking more than an hour.
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If you dont promise her the money, then its basically free
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>>686160259
Yea it would take an hour or so, I would take full body shots but also butt shots.
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>>686160161
What do you mean?
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>>686160257
if she thinks your cute, you could work with it. invite her out on an evening maybe with some other friends if she doesnt want to be alone, doing something that will require physical activity so she will wear yoga pants, and catch a few creep shots if you can, other then that i don't think you should straight up ask to pay her for pictures of her ass
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>>686160446
I mean you better value that one picture with dear greatness
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>>686160532
I actually did that, we played pool one time and I got creep shots of her bending over but then my computer got wiped so I lost it. But it's actually not the same compared to HD quality photo shoot pics
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>>686160719
yeah ofcourse it won't be the same, a professionally lit ass with a high definition camera is gonna look 10times better than a low res photo in a shitty environment, but hey i like that we think alike. Maybe try and hint at the idea to her and if she seems put off blow the subject, if not you hit the jackpot. This all depends if you care what she thinks about you and what she might say about you, if you don't then just ask her
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>>686160554
no problem
no guarantee for like/dislike tho lol
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>>686161111
WITNESSED
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>>686161078
I know that for a fact we will probably never be together and she only will have sex with a guy who is a deep relationship with her.

Though I wonder if we'll ever hook up in the future but I highly doubt it. This is the only way I see it.
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>>686157320
For a thousand dollars?

Fifteen or so ass shots.
Facesitting for an hour.
Buttjob.
Anal.
And a blowjob for the hell of it.
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>>686161864
That would never happen in a million years.
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>>686162042
Which is why an escort is a better investment.
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>>686162182
It's not the same though...
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yo stop posting this fucking thread just get a gf with a nice ass and call it a day op, for fuck sack man.
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>>686162231
For fuck sack man? Nice..
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>>686157320
hey, can I take some pics of your ass?
gtfo creep
I'll give you 1000$

just to see her face main, totally worth it, go for it
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>>686162231
pls sauce
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>>686163345
Her face isn't ugly at all
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>>686157320
>If you a were an ass fetishist,
>implying I'm not

>Would you ask her to do a photo shoot of her ass for $1000?
Nope. Too much for a shoot. Maybe if she let me stick my face in her ass and deeply inhale as she farts in my face/mouth I'd do it, but 1k is still pricy. I'd do 500 for what I just described.
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>>686163682
hnnnnnnnng dat position
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>>686164060
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this ass gets $150 for a photo shoot
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>>686162231
>>686163020
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>>686163793
i would eat the shit out of her anus like a smoothie
24/7
round teh clock
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>>686163568
Ok not that extreme, lol.

Just taking pictures that's all
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>>686158775
Are you a virgin?
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>>686163568

>Maybe if she let me stick my face in her ass and deeply inhale as she farts in my face/mouth I'd do it,
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>>686164469
>>686163488
>>686163395
>>686163345

holy fuk
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>posts on b about being obsessed with an ass
>doesn't want to be seen as a weird cunt
I got news for you
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>>686161111
u from where? portugal?
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>>686165629
gonna pass on that one.
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i would crush all of these asses, but man, any of you fags ever stop and think how petty/ridiculous womens lives are? like, theyre entire existence is avarice, looking into mirrors and taking photos of themselves. thats all the friggin do.

..sorry to break up the asses. just crazy to stop and realize. heres one for ya
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>>686163568
Sounds hot, do you like femdom?
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girl i used to hang out at family friend get togethers back when i was 14, we havent talked since then, were both 23 now and talking a fagbook. i need that ass in my life.
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>>686165929
Sauce?
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>>686163345
That girl is from a coffee shop in my city. They dress up in lingerie and serve coffee. Beast
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>>686166589
what city?
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>>686166006
No, but coming from /d/ my only exposure to it is the ridiculously extreme stuff so I've never thought of light.
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>>686166716
Fresno
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>>686161664
two options... 1. play off her pre-established good feelings for you. 2. become an ass photographer and make her your first in a long series of HD ass models.
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>>686166716
The shop is a chain though. They have multiple stores in CA. She looks familiar though
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>>686166897
nah srry man, wrong girl. she is from Vancouver.
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>>686167577
What is the jersey shes wearing? Appears to me to be a SF Giants jersey and people are huge fans here
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>>686166595
Post more, butt lover.
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>>686166001
filename. kek
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I really don't understand the appeal of these giant, bulbous asses. Sure a few of them are nice and shapely, but most of the time they are just huge, floppy, out of shape fat sacks. I much prefer smaller, more petite posteriors.
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>>686169681
example
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>>686163275
i would inhale her farts
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>>686171364
Yeah. Like that.

I purposefully didn't post that one, or it's pair due to the fact that I suspect she may be underage. You are very welcome to confirm to the contrary.
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>>686158174
This guy right here is reasonable
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>>686162231
ayy lmao
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>>686171749
By reasonable do you mean rapist?
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>>686158106
>elite girls
You're never going to fuck her if you think like that.
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>>686159218
Post it faggot.
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>>686171840
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https://telegram.me/joinchat/ALGU_z7jAMy_r6tnsJNCOQ
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>>686170676
why is she holding the microphone against her lips like a retarded child
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>>686173899
Gotta feel the grill, bro.
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>>686173899
kek why does that bother u?
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>>686173952
This is the last one from me and the petite little booties that I like. Have fun dudes.
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Girl in my school
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>>686174423
Nice pants, but relatively unshapely bum. Also, she has a waist like a fridge, which doesn't help the lack of curve she has to her hips.
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>>686175040
wow i cant even see any of that, too dark
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>>686175149
Get a better monitor? Or maybe your eyes are borked.
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>>686157320
how do i squat to get a butt like that? or do i need something else tha squats?
also i am an ass fetishist and wouldn't even ask
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>>686175774
You don't get that fatty, shit stained ass by doing squats.

>>686163718
This is the kind of ass you get from squats.
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why would i pay $1000 to photoshoot a girls ass

if a girl had an ass that nice i would pay $1000 to eat and fuck her ass...not take pictures..
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>>686165708
BRACELETS DUDE
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>>686175952
yeah meant a nice round butt that all of you guys seem to drool after
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>>686158004
I'd do $300 or just give her biweekly installments of money
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>>686165708
this is yesjulz I absolutely love her, she's very fun to watch and so fucking attractive.
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>>686157320
Of course /b/ro
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>>686157320
How is this question relevant OP?
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>>686180507
Nice zits
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>>686167792
I think it's an Edmonton Oilers jersey
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>>686180052
lord please i need the sauce
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test
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>>686158775
>>686164915
Answer the question faggot
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>>686180563
Does she have a name? Looks familiar lol
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