Do you live or die /b/?
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Do you live or die /b/?
>>686143937
Shrek. So eh. Guess I'll live.
batman
Daredevil. 50/50. Unlike his vision.
Walter White. Not sure if fucked..
>>686144148
i just imagined shrek coming with an ak47 killing you and everyone
>>686143937
twilight sparkle, i live.
>>686143937
HODOR
I think I'm okay.
Conan O'Brien. This could be epic. But end terrible for me, of course.
>>686143937
Jane Doe from Blindspot. I live and become FBI
>>686144395
He can blow up a building with a shiny crystal, you're OK
doc mcstuffins
The mother of dragons. Im good
Brock, mother-fucking, Samson
Dean Winchester.....so probably pretty good chance I'll live
Just watched ip man I like my chances
wendy williams
>>686144606
Nigga you're boned.
That bitch doesn't have command of her dragons, and can't do shit by herself. She'd be raped and you'd get a boner watching it go down.
Shit, the King of friendzone.
>>686144698
ip man isnt a tv show moron
>>686144600
You got kids or do you just like little niggers?
Mr.pickles so I'm fine
>>686144755
Nah mang, you're good.
This motherfucker has some fight left in him.
well fuck im dead
>>686144470
HODOR! HODOR HODOR!!!
>>686143937
That'll be hodor.
Alpha from dollhouse is trying to save me. Im more concerned about whats gonna happen after he saves me.
>>686144689
mah niggah
I'm totally fine. No worries at all.
Tosh
I'm fucked
Everyone saying Hodor here is fucked.
He can't act without the Stark boy.
>>686143937
I think I die.
>>686143937
Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal. Clearly im about to have my organs removed while still alive or kept around to eat myself in his presence, thx /b/.
>>686143937
im alright with this
>>686143937
Young Hodor.
Am I going to be rescued by a pudgy guy or a huge, dead man?
The guys from American Top Gear, I'm fucked
Sterling Archer
>>686143937
I'm relying on Cleavant Derricks to save me apparently so....
I'll be fine. Mothafuckin sliders spent like 50% of their time rescuing each other from random kidnappings.
>>686143937
Goku
>>686143937
The female nigger from sky news. that's nice.
I think I will be just fine
Gilligan and the Captain I suppose Ill be okay.
>>686145084
you might get shot a few times, but you'll probably survive
>>686143937
Leela.
50/50 shot I guess, depending on if the writers think my death would be funny.
>>686143937
Not sure if that is a good or bad thing.
I think I'll be ok.
>>686143937
Finn the human
>>686143937
star trek crew got my back.
I got this
Dexter Morgan
>>686144979
The Grimm is a total faggot. He can only rescue you if the got that wood piece that's obviously from the cross.
Wildcard
>>686143937
Probably will be okay
Dexter Morgan
welp shit
kind of depends whether I've been kidnapped by the government or a random cult. If the latter, it'll probably be all wrapped up within the hour, with a reasonable chance that I'll survive. If I've been kidnapped by a shadowy government conspiracy on the other hand, I'm screwed.
I'm honored that Alex Trebek is trying to rescue me. I mean, I'm fucked and I'm going to die, but I'm honored nevertheless.
>>686143937
the last one was naruto
lmfao im fucking lucky q_q
>>686145616
dude's cutthroat - but unless he's gonna make money by saving you you're fucked
>>686143937
hold the door
sure hope I have an interesting mystery disease that has stumped every other doctor or I'm fucked
goku and piccolo.
good thing my name isn't krillin.
I think he'll pull off the rescue, but I'm worried he might kill and/or eat me.
fin and jake. that's fine
>>686144940
Had it been the old guys, you might have had a chance of survival...
>>686143937
I'm fucked.
Just watched caddyshack.
>>686144148
I NEED A HERO!!
I'M HOLDIN OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!!
Dudes a badass. He'll have me sprung in no time.
>>686143937
Kevin James. I'm done for
I think I'll be alright.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Im safe guys
>>686143937
Rick... or Morty... hmmmm
>>686143937
If you mean real tv show not something downloaded from the internet like something acutally watched on a TV
then Walker Texas Ranger is my guy
If shows ive downloaded count
then the Third Incarnation of Doctor Who is my guy
how fucked am i ?
>>686143937
If cartoon characters count then I'm screwed. Doubt a group of angry birds are gonna help at all.
>>686143937
Willie Nelson
My gta v user. Hell yeah
Family guy can't save me
>:(
Michael scofield, prison break guy lol
John Snow, channel 4 newsreader. I'm in safe hands.
I aint even worried
If it has to be a character that I saw on an actual television, then it was kylo ren or someone from start wars when i was in the store
>>686143937
Mask of the Phantasm Batman.
If watch that crap for the first time and I am still mad that I watched it. That movie sucked so much.
>>686143937
a homeless nigger on cops
ill be fine
>>686143937
Michael Scott
Totally fucked.
Tony Soprano
>>686143937
Ned Stark... could go 50/50
MICHAEL SCOTT WILL SURELY SAVE ME
Nick Cage
If watch that crap for the first time and I am still mad that I watched it. That movie sucked so much!
And I was extremely offended by the portrail of German people as stereotypical Nazis. When you portray blacks as lazy and dump, you're a racist but portraying all Germans as Nazis is totally fine.
Well given I don't own a TV and when I do watch TV it is usually at my friend's a lot of what I wind up seeing tends to be weeb. Am I safe with Meruem and/or Netero being my rescuer(s)? I don't know much about them but the last I saw one of them killed himself which set off a bomb.
inb4 "he's a faggot" or "you should watch thi-" I don't need to see it and I don't care if he's a faggot.
>>686143937
allright
>>686143937
Easy company 101st airborne.
Hitler I have the third Reich on my side. I'll be fine
>>686147372
Yeah cool. But it was TV show, not movie.
>>686143937
Steven Fry lol
This motherfucker right here.
>>686145504
Luckily he has the Jesuswood.
Ash Ketchum in his orange island days..
>>686143937
Ilja Richter
>?
>>686143937
I'm safer in this scenario than in real life
Hank Hill
Uh... Walter White...
hope he brings meth
>>686147723
>>686143937
Greg House.
>>686143937
Walter White
I'll be saved before they know it.
>>686143937
Oh god dammit. I have to rely on an audience of 4 year olds.
>I don't see a kidnapper.
>Do YOU see a kidnapper?
>LOUDER!
>>686143937
>>686147862
Same here. I don't have any steak with me so he'll probably punch the shit out of me when he arrives
>>686143937
D2 from gorillas
>Bridezilla's
.....maybe I'm ok wherever I am. No need to save pls.
>>686143937
a few hurticanes and hundreds of destroyed groins later i'll be just fine.
>>686147993
d--d--d-d-d--dad why are you selling m--mm--m-m-m-eth
uhh Ryan Atwood
This ends with either me dead and a sad shinji, or the apocalypse, so I guess I'm fucked either way.
>>686143937
Bob Belcher.
I'm actually probably alive, but really fed up with his kids
The Property Brothers.
Probably would die, but at least my kitchen would get remodeled nicely.
Alton Brown
Kaiki Deishuu
Hodor
>>686143937
The New York Mets
Kanye will save me
All heil Yeezus
Yey flash is coming for me, I guess I live
>>686148957
>Mets
You're fucked.
>>686143937
Some cops from The First 48. Both cases were solved. Of course, they were homicide cases, so all they might be doing is catching my killers. But, I like my odds.
Donald Trump. He'll deport those dirty Spics that kidnapped me and also give me a job. Fucking check 'em.
idk
>>686145084
Me too. Do we survive?
Honestly could go either way. Probably better than even odds of surviving but also pretty good odds of being injured in some no doubt comical accident.
Hillary Clinton, Even know I hate her.
>>686149214
At least it could be comical. I mean if you're going to get hurt it should at least be something everyone and yourself can laugh at later.
>>686143937
Hodor.
Well... shit.
>>686143937
Olivia Benson, im her special victim
>>686143937
Guts from Berserk.
Good luck bad guys. Gonna get fukd.
kek
Jim Norton. Fucked I guess
>>686143937
Stewie Griffin, feel pretty good about my odds.
>>686149411
Hey what's that around your neck...
Huh, neat Behelit bro
does anime count
Well I'm safe, come get me Barry Allen.
Hold the door
>>686143937
agents of SHIELD
Young Bruce Wayne from Gotham
So basically I'm fucking dead.
Doug Heffernan from The King of Queens. Am I fucked?
Malcom Reynolds gonna save me
>>686145351
We dead bruh
Couldn't have gotten much better.
Rick Harrison I'm fucked
>>686149854
If it's a TV show then yes
Some chick from forensic files, I've got a good shot here
>>686143937
Count Dracula
This can either go really well or really shit
CLEANER FROM THE FAULTY TOWERS FUCK ME IN THE ASS
John Goodman lol
>>686143937
I was watching the justice league. So thats good.
>>686144425
Fag
>>686143937
Well...I'm fucked...Norm from cheers
>>686144470
Same
He gon hold dat door
>>686143937
the Duke lacrosse team
My odds are pretty good.
>>686143937
Tommy fuckin Pickles
>>686143937
Not too sure about Shinku...
>>686143937
The president of the USA!
>>686143937
louis ck
Hodor....im fucked
Putin, i think i will be fine
>>686145962
House is the shit mane
Sherlock Holmes. I think I'll make it out.
>>686144689
I'd say it's 50/50
Uncle Grandpa, god damnit
The Flash..guess I got lucky
>>686143937
>Jeremy Kyle
>Security Steve
>>686143937
Hmmm, I think I may be safe. Ryan Eggold who plays Tom keen in The Blacklist is apparently going to save me.
Not sure if I should be scared or not, after all he did let his wife die when she was about to be kidnapped.
>>686143937
Dewey to the rescue!
>Capt Malcolm Reynolds
This could work. I think I'll live
Middle-aged James Gordon. Guess I'm dead.
>>686154873
T-that could actually work. I'd not be too afraid.
Nicholasville cage as the mutherfucking ghost ryder. Lucky me. It was almost flubber...
Hodor, but he was holding the door so i guess I'm fucked
>>686143937
I saw Archer.
So I'll get rescued, but I'll probably lose a limb or something.
>>686143937
trevor moore on whitest kids
i'm fucked
>>686144388
50/50 is more than blind
Gordon Ramsay
Optimus prime G1, I'm good.
>>686148090
>watching that show
>>686143937
Rick grimes, good chance of survival
>>686143937
John Reese and Harold Finch
>>686156110
When janitor is around I know I am in clean hands
Goku, ill be fine
>>686143937
Looks like im gettin saved by Hold the door
Homer Simpson, should be interesting
Motoko Kusinagi from Ghost in the Shell. Yeah, I'm getting saved easily.
Derren Brown. Bitch please.
Moe Szyslak
I may have a chance, he has a shotgun
Well shit
Fukin Barry Allen
They are already dead.
>>686156640
same, I am pretty confident
>>686146321
Rick. Time to get shwifty
Jeremy Clarkson.
>>686143937
John Snow, but i guess he doesnt know anything... well im fucked
Jim Lahey. Probably fucked
>>686157090
shit on the floor
Mayor Meanswell, I imagine im fucked.
Commander Tom Chandler, USS Nathan James. I think I'll make it.
shinji ikari. i'm so fucking fucked i might as well be her
>>686143937
Michael Westen, I am just fine. Anyone got a mojito while I await rescue?
Steve Jobs. Fuck.
That nigga is dead, but hey at least I have my iPod with me.
Get yours now at --->
t i n y u r l. or g / i po od23.exe
>>686144470
HODOR IS HELPING ME TOO :-(
>>686157228
Don't doubt the power of the liquor, Bo-Bandy.
Goku.
I'm pretty confident.
>>686157163
good to go you will survive
Just call up the old man and Big Hoss. i'm safe.
PJ Mask, I guess i'll be ok.
>>686143937
Richard Hendricks. Unless I need to upload a video with middle out to survive in dead
The unfuckwithable is on the rescue
>>686143937
Bernadette. Big Bang Theory.
J.D from Scrubs
Pray for me, /b/
Looks like i'm in safe hands /b/ros because Hank will be bringing the Pro-PAIN I tell you what.
The guy from The blacklist so I'm pretty good
>>686143937
Gemini Saga from Saint Seiya
dexter
i live, if he lets me
Danny devito, the thrashman is going to save me
>>686143937
I have a 2 year old. Don't judge me.
I'm fucked
>>686143937
The Flash, So I'm pretty safe.
Getting saved for sure
Gf is watching fairy tail, so natsu. Pretty sure I'm fine
Id survive
>>686143937
Gordon Ramsey, not sure guys
>>686156477
Same here, we're gonna be safe!
>>686144668
Fuck I forgot my kid had this on TV this morning. I'm fine. Thomas gonna bust through the wall and just crush my kidnappers to a pulp. Then we can go learn about friendship and sharing. >>686157599
>>686143937
I'm good
>>686143937
Mr. Reese from Person of Interest lol I think I'm safe
I'm surviving, lick lick lick my balls!!
>>686143937
Watched Nazi Mega Weapons. So I'm good.
Peter Griffen. I'm fuuuucked
>>686145504
You are a total faggot, he can kill werewolves and bang witches, while you bang your hand and can´t kill your autism.
>>686143937
Archer.
>>686143937
>>686143937
Gumball
Hector Salamanca... In a wheelchair.
Fuck
i was watching widowmaker pron so i think im fine
Don't know how I feel about this
>>686143937
Shit. Olivia benson.......
So I'm gonna get raped first?
>>686143937
Hodor. Hodor...
>>686143937
cops season 1, its no biggie
>>686161173
OH SHIT ARE YOU ME?!
Shawn Spencer fuck yes I'm living.
Dexter Morgan.
>pretty sure im safe
>>686143937
Fox Mulder
i think im fine
>>686143937
VIKINGS on netflix
Rossy from criminal minds will at least find me. Maybe he can out gun the motherfucker
>>686143937
Ragnar Lodbrok, guess I'm fine.
Oh fuck! I feel bad for the kidnappers
I'm pretty confident that her sniper skills will be useful. Maybe some succ after?
>>686143937
Some faggot on Say Yes to the Dress
>>686144148
Shrek the TV show?
>>686143937
I just watched NCIS so i'm good. I get rescued and the bad guy probably dies too.
>>686143937
Chappie, yolandi, and ninja. I'm safe.
>>686162388
And also possibly a robot now.
>MFW conciousness.dat
think i will live!
>>686162079
same
*Lothbrok
>>686143937
Nerd from Silicon Valley.
Gon Freeces. I think I am okay, to a degree. (Unless am Kite)
>>686159394
How can you watch that shit...
Adam 'The Main Attraction' DeMamp
Mr Pickles. I'll survive, but there's a chance I'll lose my dick.
Sheriff Lucas Hood. I'm gonna be ok.
Jethro Gibbs
I think I'm gonna be alright
>>686143937
Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, i might be fucked, i might not be, depending if he sends Trevor and Corey
>>686143937
Last show I watched was a rerun of leverag beleive it was Parker last. But I'm sure shed enlist her team so I'll be fine
Anne Bonny from Black Sails, at least she's redhead <3
>>686143937
all is well
oh fuck yeah i get the trash man
>>686143937
Probably "flash"... I haven't watched any tv shows in a good long while.
>>686144940
Should've went British. Then maybe you'd stand a chance of survival.
No worries..
>>686143937
light yagami, death note im probably fucked unless he knows their names and faces already
Can't remember the last time i've watched TV. So we'll have to see.
>>686146211
This
looks like vanoss is rescuing me well either i will live or all of us will die in some kind of c4 explosion
>>686143937
Rick Grimes.
damnit
>>686143937
Richard Castle
I'm okay with this.
cant remember the last time i watched tv, but it was probably frasier, so kelsey grammar. i did just watch the movie cobra however, so perhaps sylvester stallone? seems like im sorted either way. my kidnappers will either be beaten physically, or verbally.
>>686143937
I'll live. The great Jerry Seinfeld is my saviour.
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