how do you get away with mueder?
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how do you get away with mueder?
Kill yourself
Simple, just murder yourself and they can't do shit to you.
Last bullet is for no trial.
>>686136852
Colonel Mustard with a lead pipe in the drawing room.
>>686136852
random murders are hard to solve
most assholes kill somebody close to them
Stay out of jail bullet
>>686136852
meticulous caution.
Study all details of the target. If it's someone you know, stop talking to them for a while, a year plus is ideal. If it's someone you don't know and have NO connection to at all, then the wait can be longer.
Determine the best time to assault, and do so quickly and quietly.
A good idea would be a .22 to the head with no warning and from a slight distance. Leave no traces at all. Leave quickly but quietly and without a panic. Avoid cameras at all costs, but mitigate the risk with a simple disguise that does not draw attention to yourself. Wear a hat.
Plan a legal defense ahead of time. Ideally you were "at home watching tv" or something minor that cannot be proven or unproven.
>>686136852
First you gotta learn to spell the word
>>686136852
Not 100% sure Mueder is a crime. Dope.
>>686137737
Good to know i have good thinking then, i was starting to worring about doing it wrong. but all i got is a .357, should buy something better for the occasion?
>>686138398
Trigger discipline, you goddamned moron.
>>686136852
Don't use a fucking gun
>>686138505
Do not be touchy bout it
the drum is out.
hello there fbi
>>686138721
people kill people all the time, i dont see why annon should not use a gun.
run.
>>686136852
>Marry the future Governor of Arkansas
>Insert yourself into his administration
>Become first lady
>get sympathy votes because he fucks anything that moves
>go to congress
>speak negroid when you need
>lose to a real nigger
>get sympathy Sec of State job
>pull guards from Embassy in Libya
Pretty fucking easy.
>>686138398
I'd recommend .22. .357 is very loud, and will be immediately recognizable as a gunshot.
A .22 is quieter, and could be passed off as a balloon popping or other random "crack" sound instead.
>>686138924
Yeah...
>>686139256
Gut
i have been fallowing this guy, for 3-4 weeks, and i almost got caught the last time i did it, it was durin night with no witness, but i still think it was the gunshot that trigger the "alarms" with the cops in the area.
A .22 it is then.
>>686136852
Do not use a gun unless you plan to recover the bullet and casing. Cops find a bullet it's as good as a fingerprint. Only matches your gun!
if i ever needed to murder someone i would
1. use a knife like a kitchen knife
reason: Because it cant be traced because alot of people have kitchen knifes
2. i would dispose of it by burying it far in a remote area
3. wear mask and hoodie so no id possible
4. Avoid any public area with cctv
since im just asuming most of this can anyone back me up if thats best chance of not being caught
I always wonder how many murders go unsolved in areas with gators/crocs.
>>686140792
>your gun
killing people with legally bought guns...
leave random notes with zodiac symbols lying around to confuse the police
>>686142258
honestly who would do that i mean ive never murdered anyone but i would know you would want to steal/buy illegaly
>>686142321
And maybe a random ass flower
>>686136852
Become a cop.
>>686142429
kek
>>686137737
I'm not the anon that posted this but that's how you make the kill, next you have to dispose of the body. I would recommend driving out into the wilderness and cremating the body in a big fire. Then crush, bury and scatter the bones
>>686136852
>>686137076
This.
If you're interested in vengeance, it's not worth it.
And if you just want to kill someone, start with yourself.
>>686137737
>A good idea would be a .22 to the head with no warning and from a slight distance. Leave no traces at all.
So are you going to dig that bullet out of their head?
>>686137045
There is no fucking drawing room.
>>686142893
you are stupid, you can cremate a body with just a camp fire, you would still have flesh, if i was to dispose it i would just bury it or hide it in a water where there is flesh eating fish/crocs
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stab a complete stranger with an icicle in a remote location with no witnesses.
leave no fingerprints, have an alibi.
i don't see how anyone could trace that to you.
>>686143003
if you get realy close you might be able to get it to go right through
>>686142893
Way I see it, you either shoot them from a distance, with hollow points, and never even touch the body, or kill them in their home hand to hand and dispose of the body there.
Any other way just ups your chances of being caught.
>>686143256
anon said from a slight distance. I doubt a pea shooter would make it through.
>>686143130
>>686142893
tfw no one has studied criminology and no one knows how gas chromatography, decomposition, soil sampling, or decay scatter works.
>>686143235
well problem with that is that icicles are really not gonna work its a myth
>>686143370
Hollow points are easily traceable.
>>686142893
Fire is stupid as shit to dispose of anything with. Causes a lot of attention and leaves more evidence than you'd think. Wildlife eating the body is the best way to go.
>>686143470
as I posted previously, why not dump the body in the glades and let the gators do the rest?
>>686143552
Don't they fragment on impact?
All they'll have left is tiny bits of metal.
Your best bet is to use a sharpened tool that you fashioned to be a knife, then it's not traceable throw away the weapon weeks after, burn your clothes from that night, take a vacation, leave no evidence you were planning it, randomness is your ally here.
>>686136852
murder i think is one of the easiest crimes if your not dumb
>>686143710
You can't just dump a body and hope nature works things out.
Someone might find it.
If you can, feed it directly to the gator or other methods that involve scattering the corpse to different places.
>>686136852
killing strangers is ezpz. if you don't get caught at the scene and there's no random security camera with your face on it, then you're pretty set to kill whoever.
killing someone you know is much harder, because eventually investigators will be at your house and you might drop spaghetti all over the place.
>>686143470
Watching csi doesn't mean you studied criminology.
>>686143912
There are plenty of places where they gather in great numbers. I wouldn't be dumb enough to just toss it in the water.
I would wear gloves, a mask and a hoodie
I would snap someone's neck because it would not be bloody
then hang them to fake a suicide
>>686136852
Live in Detroit.
>>686144162
Still, there can't be a single doubt, you need to make damn sure it happens.
It's your freedom/life on the line, you can't afford to take the lazy way out.
>>686144446
Exactly why I would watch them eat it
>>686143826
You leaving the city might be suspicious.
>>686136852
REMEMBER CHILDREN: Its only murder if they find the body.... untill then you're just another MISSING person.
>>686143481
Clearly someone hasn't tried hard enough.
>>686136852
You don't move until people arrive and then you pretend you didn't see anything, if they come and ask what happened.
>>686144694
is he gunna liv
>>686144845
Hell be fine timmy
>>686136852
mueder is impossible to get away with..Murder on the other hand is a different story...
if i was you i would go with tetrodotoxin .. which is found in the family of Lagocephalus sceleratus..almost impossible to trace if administered right
>>686140792
I'd take my chances with a gun (a revolver would solve the casing issue) then getting up close and risking failure or forensic evidence that is damnable.
How to get away with murder:
drug someone, put them in a van tied them up
get a old carpet kill them put them in the carpet and finally leave them in a forest.
Just Kamehameha them. There will be nothing left.
>>686144694
Remember: just two ordinary apple seeds contains enough cyanide to kill a grown man. But it must be ground up to be absorbed in the body.
I'd use a couple extra just incase.
>>686145262
Nah bro, crossbow.
It's silent, quick, you can strike from a distance, and you can recover the bolts.
Only problem is you only get one shot.
>>686136852
simple you just go away with it
>>686145572
Remember: They perform autopsies
Placing this at the scene
>There is no other way
>>686145698
Then use a fucking compound bow?
>mfw your a fucking tard
>>686144612
Planning the vacation in advance and murdering before then is not suspicious. Also you aren't killing anyone you know.
>>686144757
well ive never tried i mean you could probs hemorrhage their skull
>>686145731
Whats your Motive? If you no motive they wont have any suspicion it was you. Also ground up glass works well if you have means to access their food for a couple days.
>>686145177
Joel?
>>686145572
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 1-2 mg/kg is a fatal oral dose of cyanide for a 154 lbs. (70 kg) man. You would need to finely chew and eat about 200 apple seeds, or about 20 apple cores, to receive a fatal dose.
>>686145177
this
>>686145971
hey Dave ..sup?
>>686145528
Just spirit bomb them
Here you go OP
>>686136852
Join the US military.
>>686145177
>almost impossible to trace
>almost impossible
>almost
>>686145812
If you're good enough with it.
A lot of people don't know how to draw back with enough force while still aiming correctly.
And the crossbow shoots fast enough that you don't have to worry too much about drop.
>>686139233
Very underrated
>>686145572
You're retarded. It's not even possible with the amount of seeds in one apple.
>>686142429
Best suggestion so far
>>686136852
Almost impossible these days.
Cameras are everywhere and DNA can be taken from anything, even a droplet of dried sweat. Your best bet is poisoning someone slowly with antifreeze in their food/drink. This obviously has to be done to someone who is close to you and you have access to their food. This will also make you one of the first suspects.
It is best to do to someone who already is ill so it wont be a surprise when they are dead. If you do it slowly then the antifreeze wont show up in the basic autopsies they do for someone who isn't suspected of being murdered. However if they suspect foul play they will specifically test for antifreeze because it is such an efficient killer and hard to trace.
>>686136852
With a geun.
Don't forguet thue beulleuts.
>>686146314
Just practice a bit, its not hard to hit something at 50 yards, and if your going for a kill you better be within 50ft
>>686142429
hahahah nice and so true.
>>686145698
there's a problem with this plan: not many people own cross bows, and they're generally pretty large and hard to conceal.
also, you might be forced to retrieve the bolt, which means forensic evidence.
>>686136852
Random person, random circumstance, as few witnesses as possible and from as far away as you can.
I could give you more, but that would be ... unwise. Anyway, a clever person would figure it out on their own from here.
>>686146919
So you haven't figured it out.
>>686145698
Yeah cause it will be so hard to trace who has bought a crossbow in the last 3 years.
Better luck with a .22 and a homemade silencer made out of a 2 liter bottle or toilet paper roll, almost no sound with a .22 and a silencer.
wheres that damn body disposal post when you need it
basically control the body and environment at all times
drain blood
cut up
drop in wrapping in several places at night
????
profit
>>686146919
yes, random and also in a gang neighborhood so they think it is gang related. Do a driveby in Compton and no one will be looking for an edgy butt hurt white weeabo
>>686146855
True, you'd have to stash it close by beforehand, use it for less than a minute, break it down, and walk away.
Ideally, you should machine your own bolt.
>>686147224
SUPRESSOR BITCH! "Silencer" is overplayed and it needs to be understood that even if the shot is quiet the action of the weapon makes alot of noise, also youll need subsonic loads, and in a .22 they wont do much to a human >1inch away from target
>>686147187
I tell you, you tell a friend, next thing you know. we're living in another ice age.
You use the tactics to achieve the strategy. Cookie cutter solutions don't work for obvious reasons. Think through the fundamentals and then extrapolate. Get outside the box.
>get onto subway train
>wait until youre next to a suspicious looking dude
>stab in kidney with a gloved hand
>drop knife, pocket the glove
>then scream and cry like a bitch
>>686147224
>>686146855
If your concerned with records of you purchasing it, buy it on Craigslist, out of town, with cash.
>>686147627
So.... You still haven't figured it out.
Fucking amatuers
>>686147748
and the guy who sold it will know your face when you pick it up. then when the cops search for recently sold crossbows they will interview the guy and get a sketch of your face and they now have a witness.
>>686147954
>no idea on humans but I killed a squirrel
Holy shit I laughed so hard.
>>686136852
Load pistol ; pull hammer back ; place muzzle to your head ; pull trigger. There, you just committed murder and no way you will be convicted.
>>686148009
So in other words, hire someone else to do it for you.
>>686148097
i solve problems
>>686148166
Fake beard and mustache, also wear sunglasses and a baseball cap.
>>686136917
Don't get caught, and you get away with it....
>>686148110
still haven't figured it out.
>>686148370
What? Like 8th grade math?
>>686148544
Don't know what you're talking about, officer.
:)
>>686148079
or necro
>>686148806
Exactly. You don't know.
>>686148785
thats really really funny guy
>>686149102
I'm not your guy, buddy.
Tell the target to tighten their hand as much as possible for several seconds and then apply heavy pressure to the center of the palm using their thumb, while keeping their hand tightened. Have them apply pressure for at least 15 seconds.
Science will do the rest.
It's not hard OP.
Join any armed force.
>>686149219
and i aint your buddy, faggot
>>686149382
Can somebody tell me what this does exactly?
>>686149522
And I aint your faggot, tranny
>>686148253
You failed so hard at being "clever".
Why don't you go on and take your own advice.
>>686149526
it releases ketchup gas
>>686136852
"leave the gun, take the cannoli"
>>686136852
train like the batman, become the dark
>>686149526
Creates an air bubble in the vein that typically has about an 85% mortality rate, and that's when people see it coming. They won't know what's happening until it's too late.
>>686136852
Get that foragecap thing, paint your face dark brown, brown eye lenses, fully dressed with everything covered. Get gun, shoot person, when talking put up niggeraccent, shoot the person, run away. At a safe place, set clothes on fire and get the brown make up removed, take out lenses and gg wp
>>686149526
Opens your butt-hole for cthulhu
>>686149683
and i aint no tranny,little bitch
>>686149831
>>686149382
I'm guessing I shouldn't test this first to make sure it works?
>>686149844
I mean this hat
>>686149938
Stahp
>>686150075
Balaclava you fucking retired.
>>686149938
yes you are. nice feminine penis
>>686150082
i wore you out ,huh
>>686150190
>retired
Well sorry you cunt. I cant help that 'bivakmuts' translates to fucking 'forage cap' in english, dipshit.
>>686150264
ha ha! wrong anon dipshit
>>686150420
damn..i lost..you win
>>686150299
Go back to Canada you cock bivakmuts.
Nicotine is an abundant poison. Easily found in tobacco products, in concentrated form a few drops can quickly kill someone. Here is how to concentrate it:
First get a can of chewing tobacco or pipe tobacco. Remove the contents and soak in water overnight in a jar (about 2/3 cup of water will do…). In the morning, strain into another jar the mixture through a porous towel. Then wrap the towel around the ball of tobacco and squeeze it until all of the liquid is in the jar. Throw away the tobacco–you will not need it anymore.
Now you have two options. I recommend the first. It makes the nicotine more potent.
1) Allow to evaporate until a sticky syrup results in the jar. This is almost pure nicotine (hell, it is pure enough for sure!).
2) Heat over low flame until water is evaporated and a thick sticky syrup results (I don’t know how long it takes… shouldn’t take too long, though.).
Now all you have to do, when you wish to use it, is to put a few drops in a medicine dropper or equivalent, and slip about 4 or 5 drops into the victim’s coffee. Coffee is recommended since it will disguise the taste. Since nicotine is a drug, the victim should get quite a buzz before they turn their toes up to the daisies, so to speak.
Note: If the syrup is too sticky, dilute it with a few drops of water. And while you are at it, better add an extra drop to the coffee just to be sure!
>>686143900
You're* dumb.
>>686150637
Thanks.
>>686150682
Nah man just do the nicotine patch thing like that movie.
>>686143987
kek
>>686150828
There's a movie about a killer nicotine patch?
>>686143256
>if you get realy close you might be able to get it to go right through
Quite often a .22lr will not even penetrate the skull much less travel all the way through
>>686136852
Just do it secretly
Strengthen the power of your punch until ypu can evaporate someone with a single punch
>>686143726
If you're talking about pistol rounds, they'll just mushroom out if you're lucky, leaving a nice area to match ballistics ... high velocity rifle rounds will often fragment but I'd wager there'd be enough for a ballistics match
>>686143003
Why would he even bother doing that? Oh no, the police find the bullet in his head! It's not as though the fucking hole in the side of his head gave any clue to the fact that he was fucking shot.
Also, don't believe the CSI bullshit of being able to find out who killed someone via whatever bullshit they claim. You can just buy a $200 ruger 10/22, kill someone with it, and then bury the gun in the woods or something. If they don't have your gun, then they can't use forensics to determine your gun was the one used in the crime.
>>686151491
You're still leaving evidence
>>686151070
Nah man. Some guy gets snatched and shoved in the back of a van and they book.
They rip his shirt up and put nicotine patches all over him.
He wakes up in hospital and they tell him if it wasn't for his smoking that dose of nicotine would've killed him.
I think it's Thank You For Smoking, can't quite remember.
>>686146567
wont work if the person is a heavy drinker
>>686146567
>>686152237
Also, if you are doing it very slowly, then even a glass of wine every few days will stop the antifreeze killing them
>>686148268
probably, although that leaves at least one witness, doesnt it?
>>686147954
a .22lr against a human skull is a bad idea, they lack the penetrating power. buddy of mine shot up a school with a .22lr (rifle) killed 2 people, 1 shot in the temple and one in the throat, Mrs Yancey was shot in the forehead and lived; was out of the hospital the next day as it did not penetrate her skull.
>>686152355
unless you kill them after, or hire someone else to kill them
This
>>686152355
Then hire someone to kill the witness. Holy fucking shit
>>686152388
if you're close enough, it'll be able to penetrate once. From there, it'd bounce around inside the skull, which means certain death.
As another option, you could go for the heart, but that is trickier, and missing could mean the target sounds the alarm.
>>686152651
You force them to watch Dexter?
>>686152703
Infinite regress alert.
>>686146137
omg so edgy scary deepweb
>>686143470
I have a degree in criminology and it isn't about that stuff. You're thinking of forensic science, dumb ass.
>>686153096
I've got a doctorate in being a stone cold killer.
>>686150682
>sticky syrup results in the jar. This is almost pure nicotine (hell, it is pure enough for sure!).
Pure nicotine is far from a "sticky syrup" has a specific gravity of like 1.00009 or someshit (too lazy to look it up) ... what that means is that it's as thin as water and you need like 10mg/kg for a fatal dose ... still think it would be a decent poison
>>686152765
Jamie shot her from under 15 yards, I shot a desert fox from 3 yards with a .22lr and it did not penetrate it's little skull, shot to the chest took it out though ... and that "bounce around inside the skull" is a fucking myth, that does NOT happen
>>686144845
>>686152355
He doesn't want to get caught so he won't out you, and you should give him the impression that you might hire him again.
That way he won't come after you.
>>686149831
Prove it.
>>686146600
Are you baiting or just retarded? Have you ever tried to shoot from a bow? It takes years of practice, and still you wouldn't be able to reliably mortally wound a standing person, much less a moving one at 50 yd distance. Even reliably hitting a moving person would be quite the task.
>>686139233
Kek and chekt
