The last message you sent to a female is whats going on your gravestone. (Epitaph) How will you be remembered? Will you be remembered?
>pic related its a grill
wheres my fucking dinner bitch?
>>686129242
Mine 'Probably sounds weird to you lol'
How was it
>>686129242
''rip''
what are the odds
Hold the door
>>686129242
"Thanks!"
>>686129242
mfw i haven't sent a message to a female in years
>>686129242
''the cool thing is that i have no idea what's gonna happen''
Mum when are my tendies gonna be ready? P.S could you bring me a new bottle of Mountain Dew
"Yeah you're fucking sonic the Hedgehog"
>>686129500
Nice
>>686129242
Just the tip
'How long is your bus ride?'
>>686129242
'' do not fit me
but serve their purpose ''
-google translated the texts
>>686129242
>"ses på longen :-)"
>>686129707
that is actually good for a gravestone
>>686129242
Not sure what complaining would do
>>686129242
"Chociaż tyle się udało" - "At least that managed to succeed" that means it in a free translate, my english is fucked up so i dont know if any of you will understand what i just said in Polish
>>686129242
>I won't bother you anymore.
sent her that after finding out she cheated on me and confronting her
"just left. see you soon, love you"
>>686129951
U little bitch
>>686129242
"It's not there"
I'd actually kind of like that kek
Thanks dear. I miss you too.
"I'm out."
Just broke up with the bitch.
"Do you guys know where it is, or do I need we need to meet somewhere?"
I wanna go :(
Actually pretty fitting
>>686129242
Where can I get more of these boobies and smirk
"It is like a dream. Mostly. [I'm] still getting used to it."
"I love you"
Not even joking. So, yeah, not bad.
>>686130082
> I need we need
>>686130060
>I'm out.
Gonna make an awesome gravestone
"praise allah"
>>686130155
actually, checked again and it's
"I'm waiting for you faggot" kek
>>686129242
> "K"
this is fucking sexy
blowjob video attached
>>686130235
kek
'and all that just for a BigMac'
I'm ok with this.
"Anna might know"
"I don't know, he had to keep telling people not to buy them because they wanted to paint their war hammer dfigures with them like total nerds so I assume they were" people are gonna think I was the nerd
>>686129242
"ayyy coolio"
told me i don't owe her money anymore
"and it's hard as a rock"
Sadly enough, the text was referring to some generic looking butter McDonald's uses
>pic related
"Hurrayyyyy"
I'm ok with this.
>>686129242
I miss you.
Pic related. I guess I died of cancer.
>>686129242
"Hah"
>>686129242
> "Awesome, that's the best way to go, just gotta know someone who has a good nanny lol"
>Please understand.
You're on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at you,
Sailing on the sea is what you fucking do.
Bustin' five knots, wind whippin' at your coat,
Can't stop you, you're on a MOTHERFUCKIN' BOAT.
"Okay"
"How's the birthday girl? ;P"
>>686129951
You're a little bitch
"Good luck. And I love you"
inb4 lies
>>686129242
damn that girl is hot
http://imgur.com/a/OpFNw
"Alright."
Well shit.
"Good morning"
>>686129242
>It's a grill
No shit Sherlock!
>>686129242
"I don't like it personally but I am happy to hear you do."
God im a faggot
>>686129242
I just sent
Call me
To my wife.
I won't be back until Friday
>>686130586
>And I love you
>And
wow man thats like so smooth man
beta fgt
>>686129242
Ok.
>>686129242
Olen autolla.
>>686129242
"Alles klar :D Ist ein Deal!" in German
"Alright :D It's a Deal!" in English
Kind of ironic on a gravestone...
>>686129242
happy birthday
>>686129242
Love you Grammy!
>>686130111
Had to go look for it myself, fuck
>>686129242
>Message to two girls I was visiting.
Translated it would be:
"Hey, I'm waiting outside"
kom binnenkort wel een keer chocolade halen
>>686130885
>>686130930
I am in love with this woman
>>686129242
im being serious
Message to grill: "I'm coming home now"
>>686130785
Dont worry. After the hostile the mudshit invades your sorry asses they wont bother to barry you/give you a grave stone.
>>686131025
correction, you are lusting for this woman, dont be 12
>>686131064
>barry
Is it you King Arthur?
I'll see you later.
>What am I supposed to do on Tuesday and Wednesday nights? Lol
Heh
"naw, the soccer game is over and me and my roommate go to sleep now. how about you two?"
this isnt appropriate for a gravestone
>>686130553
"Thanks for you and your three friends for blowing me last night, the shit was so cash. I can't believe Marie was so greedy as to swallow the whole load without sharing and I'm even more in disbelief that she was able to fit all of it in her mouth. She's not invited next time, the greedy bitch. See you in the AM.
:) :) :) 8===============D~~~~~~"
Sent: 5/24/2016 14:31:25
>>686129242
done
Sweet dreams xx
>>686131287
I really really really really like this picture, can I save it?
"Okay have a good night"
Not bad I'm okay with that.
"Yes you are"
bah dude, i wish i was an asshole
>>686129242
just hold the door
>>686129242
>this looks like something you made for me :3
"New bid on ebay x"
fuck..
"Are you done with the last Mad magazine?"
I got yo back
I think it's a pretty good epitaph.
>>686129242
"Looking for 1hr FBSM+ what are rates? avail today b4 6p?"
"That was pretty awesome but not exactly what I expected."
Accurate.
"i fuckin hate this place, im glad its time to leave"
was talking about work..
"We might as well move forward with the plan or it won't happen."
>>686130930
>>686131730
op said to a female
>>686131832
>>686129242
ok. Take care of yourself
nvm have fun
>>686131876
stop stalking me you creep
>>686129242
That's because you're a loser
Huh
>>686129478
underrated post
Buy some milk.
I will beat him like a circus monkey
Talking about peeping tom neighbor, later I made good on it.
>>686132112
Oops. Didn't read the post properly. I thought you said received, not sent
"Nevermind that, I'm done. I'm going to forget about you and this whole situation because that's the only thing that's going to make me happier"
>ex fakes his own near death to get her attention and here her say "I love you" one more time
>she fell for the meme
>dumps me for the manipulative asshole
>>686131832
Any pussy and asshole with face?
>>686129242
>Well, you're chipper lol
Holy fucking kek
Thanks mum, pizza is fine
>>686129242
>"did you par TAY"
ok
Lel, literally just now.
>"And yes awesome, i'll take just the guitar, how much do you want for it?"
Hitler did nothing wrong
"Yea i knocked out not long after texting you"
How fitting.
plz respond...
>>686129242
"k"
I like it.
"I know I said I would delete the pics if you let me go balls deep, but things change. I'll see you in class tomorrow, stop being a bitch or I'll make up some stuff again and send you to the principals office."
>>686129242
But seriously, it just doesn't make sense. Why would I want to have sex with an orifice that's not lubricated, swarming with bacteria, and more prone to tearing of the tissues, when there's a perfectly good vagina not three inches away (and a damn fine vagina at that)?
"Naw, now is good."
>>686129242
"KFC Confirmed"
i like that
>>686132316
just A LOT of bush
"Good morning my gorgeous boo" lmao
"How's your day?"
I'm too poor to meet you there.
>>686132853
"if you tell anyone ill fucking kill you"
Sunday? Dunno yet..
>>686133022
"Least I didn't die."
Had surgery...
"nice pasta did you found it on reddit bro?"
>>686133150
Thanks, have a good day.
>>686129242
"yes"
Come and get me he's letting me go home.
I hear ya. Imma smoke a bowl and hit the sack
Pretty normal
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>686129242
I'll call you on skype when I get home.
"Just wanted to let you know"
>>686133228
ima need that link
>>686132853
>>686133022
>>686133150
"Damn I had a meme for that but I guess I deleted it."
I'd rather die than watch that shitty show.
>>686129242
"Great day to be back, truly" lmao
Hand cuffs? See you tmrw;)
>>686130930
Tits are really nice...
'Okay thanks' Kind of underwhelming
>>686132853
fug yeah
moar bush pls
Hey this is Harris, can you tell Amanda I want my t shirts back?
>>686133436
That makes for a pretty cool gravestone!
>>686129242
I love you too :)
"Im under your bed"
Im home , cant wait to fuck you again friday
>>686131978
God.. imagine laying in bed and rolling over and she's just smiling at you like you're her whole world... Like things are going to be okay...
>>686129242
"i have less pain today"
kek. nice message for a gravestone
"how 2 get rid of hiccups"
>>686133570
>>686133466
>Don't give niggers food, teach them to produce it
tineye ops pic
>>686133700
nice
Enjoy crabs bitch
>>686129242
"i will be thinking about you my princess love you so so so so so much" fucking kek
>>686133570
"let's do everything"
>>686133181
Nice one.
"Hahahahahahaha!" With this picture after she called me a creep
>>686129242
God damn bring some toiletpaper down now!!!
"Y'know, i gained a huge amount of confidence last night. I want you to tell me exactly what you think of me"
Mac n cheese and garlic bread
>>686129242
'No Plans, Have Fun.'
which would actually be a pretty ironic epitaph
I can
>>686133570
"Okay."
"night :)"
fitting
>>686129242
"I am aware of it thanks"
"Are you awake?"
Guess I'm getting buried alive.
>>686134375
that cunt could be a 9/10 with some make up and when she get rid of that disgusting bush.
fucking hippies
>>686129721
>could you bring me a new bottle of Mountain Dew
.. who on earth ask for a 'new' bottle, you would just say a bottle
>>686134584
all the shit wanna be comedians would make sure to do a "hey man, you're dead"
>>686134637
While all that is true, some variety is not all that wrong
"Weisst du schon, welches Kätzchen du behälst?"
>>686134661
his other bottles are probably full of piss so he wants to make sure she actually brongs mountain dew
>>686129242
"I don't need to share my life on facebook,
I'm already sharing it with you"
>"hey can I pick up some bud from you later?"
>>686134637
also looks like the line, 'Hey, hi' would get you laid with her.
>>686134495
source?
"AYY LMAO"
"So sleepy"
>>686134375
If this was my girl I'd buy her the most beautiful bag for her face and really treat her right.
>>686134875
holy shit you're so sappy
gj
>>686134690
to bad that was actually the truth
>>686129242
"could you get me 2 cases of tuborg classic and a bottle of absinthe"
Later
Good luck!
>>686134931
found on a random site:
http://www.zishy.com//uploads/files/Hilary%20Craig%20at%20Red%20Rocks/rocks.mp4
I cant deal with your shit.
>>686134875
omg, faggot
>>686129242
"I'm bored and drinking again."
I think I know how I die now.
I want to eat a taco in between your tits.
This is where i want to live
>>686129242
"Do you know which one is mine?"
This is [my name]
Also great to not hear how its going with you
To my gf lel
>>686132853
Totally expected that lol
"Ill be back pretty soon"
>>686129500
wylis? is that you?
Combo Plate: 1 Black Pepper Chicken, 1 General Tso's + 12 crab Rangoon, Large Pork Lo Mein, order of chinese donughts
Eriksson vet väl inte ens vad ordet "digitalization" betyder?
Does Eriksson even know what the word "digitalization" means?
I don't think anyone's going to get that reference next week, let alone by the time I'll need a grave stone.
>>686135120
This guy is hardcore.
"And only getting worse."
>>686129242
http://i.imgur.com/gmEt8iv.jpg
>>686129242
"When is everyone gonna be here?"
"oh you meant to swipe left. sorry"
>>686135015
And some conditioner, or well, bath supplies in general
>>686130560
Feels bad man.
>>686129242
"we gave her some acid"
fire alarms
>>686129950
kurwa
>>686135625
invariably, this is the best joke
>>686129242
Did you shave for me?
>>686129242
"Bye enjoy the trip"
Holy shit that's actually good.
>>686129242
>It would be real fkn sick if you bought something to drink
>>686129634
do in now mate
>>686129242
Why should i give 5 euro to a photographer and not to you?
>>686129242
fuckin sluts
"Hype"
a nigger never pays his debts
God fucking damn it
Okay I'm coming now. Love you, see you soon.
>>686135792
I'm willing to bet that you nigh on invariably misuse that word yet maintain a shitfaced-grin sense of undeserved intellectual superiority.
"I'm not getting up at 6am, I'm a night owl."
We'll see
>>686135863
This guy right here is SO HARDCORE. Last weekend he drank like three beers! Whole bottles!
>>686129242
bye
Rök braj varje dag (smoke weed every day)
Oiii
Rest
>>686129242
2 cheeseburgers, extra onions, large fry. Honey mustard and bbq.
Well, that is a shitty grave stone.
woah
>>686130719
that beta FGT has a grill friend, he can be beta all he wants you fgt.
Btw mine is "Same place i keep talking about, just more official now"
>>686135792
I completely and spontaneously agree with that, sir
>>686136288
Well, you know what they say: you are what you eat.
>>686136319
Based Keanu
hey, how are you?
>>686129242
잘자~
안녕.
I guess that works.
>>686136430
> last message to a woman?
> "Hey how are you?"
She didn't write back, eh champ?
Fuck this shit, I'm telling you, it's not in here Iv looked everywhere.
I lick your inside! Thanks :) hotie!
(I died..) :3
>>686136489
Why you talking to Chinese girls
>>686129242
"Fuck it, I'll do it."
arguing about picking up drain cleaner.
Sadly those probably will be my last words in the future right before doing something drunk/stupid
"Wasn't it your crazy as that did this".
Sent to a chick that my fiance and I skinny dipped with last weekend and was probably DTF but my grill wouldn't OK the threesome
>>686130553
>guy with no girlfriend or woman in his life.
Kek
I'm just going to relax.
>>686136207
I said something to drink not booze-exclusively u daft cunt
http://putlocker.is/watch-macgyver-tvshow-online-free-putlocker.html
Last thing i have sent to a grill is a link to every episode of macgyver. :/
"you having potato bar?"
Lick my sissy boy pussy u slut
"crapes"
"make me a sandwich please"
"I'm here"
>>686136672
*crazy ass
>>686129242
"Yes"
>"Excellent for the family's finances"
Indeed.
>>686132194
lol, faggot
>>686129242
>It was about DOnald Trump >.<
not shitting you
See you
"im gonna be so much hungrier after this lol"
Confirmation number xxxxxxxxxx
"Stop calling me im trying to sleep."
>Whenever you can
Dunno, i'm just beta. It'd be more fitting just to write
>Here rests the beta
on my gravestone.
>>686129242
N64 is my favourite console actually but im a pc gamer so i play computer games. Iplay league of legends alot then ill play other games randomly right now im playing dark souls 3 dont know if you've heard of either game. :^)
>>686130692
Did she call you?
"We're taking a shot every time there's cultural exploitation in "The Ridiculous 6"...
Actually that's really funny.
Dope
"What do you think?"
>>686129242
I'm okay with this.
> Smooth like a clean shave and cool as the other side of the pillow
It was torture.
:-/ at least I go out screaming
>>686136795
What did she say when you called her a daft cunt?
>same :)
"What logic does that follow?"
He broke his penis?
Complaining that it's too hot out
I don't remember the last time I spoke to a female though.
>>686129242
just remembered we are out of milk
>>686129242
"Yeah that's fine"
Lolol, I guess I'm cool with them lazer printing this on.
"I won't just be cumming on your face, though. I am going to cover your entire body with it. And when I blow my load on your ass, your tits, or all over your pussy, I won't give you permission to clean it up. You're going to put your pretty little clothes on, on top of my cum, and go off to work like the obedient, cum addicted wife that you are."
think it'll fit?
>You're a flower
