What are your most unproudest faps?
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What are your most unproudest faps?
>unproudest
...you mean shameful?
>>686115308
One time I jerked off in a McDonalds bathroom stall like a degenerate.
I want to holocaust her insides so much
>>686115387
>shameful?
>being ashamed of fapping
What are you, some kind of fucking casual? Fap with pride son.
>>686115521
>like a degenerate
I think I have a worse case.
My most hideous fap and fuck....but damn if she didn't have the tightest pussy ever.
Probably when I was about 8, I was reading a woman's story about being raped in a magazine, got Horny half way through when I read about his whiskey breath on her back as he forced her down
>>686115308
i was 16 and in gym class. girl i had a crush on was a crazy flirter, (probably why i had a crush on her) and she was wearing leggings and she kept rubbing up on me while we were playing soccer so i had to go to the bathroom to jerk off kek.
>>686116255
tell the whole story.
how you met her and what she was like.
american?
>>686115308
>be bisexual
>like traps
>think it might be hot to take my load on my own face
>lie with my head/shoulders on the ground
>ass/legs propped up against wall
>cum in my own eye
>burns like fuck
>eye is red as Satan's balls
>wash it out but still burns for the next four hours
>roommate asks if i have been smoking weed
>mfw
>>686116255
This got me hard
>>686116507
Another day bro I'm getting some sleep peace
>>686116719
post got deleted for thoughtcrime zozzle
I've genuinely never been ashamed of anything I've fapped to. I had a buddy of mine walk in on me fapping to a Bridget The Midget gangbang once, I stared him down while I kept fapping until he left the room and let me finish in peace.
I don't feel shame for fapping to something that managed to get my cock hard.
>>686116963
Nah I deleted it lol
>>686115308
don't judge me
>>686117236
zozzle
>>686117321
its okay mine is
>>686117647
>>686115876
That wasn't her being tight, that was her mass and resulting gravitational field.
A blowjob instruction video for girls
>>686118390
Was that the animated one with the little blonde blowing daddy?
>>686118524
Nope.
every single one.
>>686115876
there is some truth to this. Lesbians and ugly women tend to have tight pussies because they just don't get as much dick as the others.
>>686115308
i thought about my wife
a shiver just went down my spine as i wrote it
>>686115308
Not gonna lie OP, it's also Evalion for me.
>>686118648
Shame. I was hoping you had a link to it. I haven't fapped to that vid in a long time.
Probably the time, back in kazaa and winmx days, that I watched some cheese pizza for the first time.
It was babyj, I came so hard to her getting railed in the ass.
I didn't watch anymore cheese after that week, but I think that day 14 years ago, cemented my attraction to sexy kids. But not fatties or uggos
I wonder if she's sucking some Georgia red neck dick right now?
>>686119201
I fapped a ton to babyj. Little bitch could hold some dick.
Secretly took a pic of my cousins feet
I like feet, slightly incesty feels shameful tho
while watching daisy's destruction.
>>686116243
>>686116255
>>686119760
My day just took a sour turn. No more reading 4chan before work.
>>686121637
what was the 43?
>>686115308
when I was going through my hormonal awakening I wanted to fuck literally anything, I think the worst thought I fapped to was my fat ugly middle aged maths teacher. couldn't even get a convincing semi thinking about her now...
When I was 13y I went to the School gym when the 10y had class.
Waited until the girls hit the shower, rushed in to their dressing room, fapped for like 20seconds and ejaculated in one of the girls sweety panties.
I put them back and ran without being noticed.
It's embarrassing to think about this..
>>686121431
How the fuck do I watch it?
pretty much all of puberty and especially all the times I jizzed in my pants while jacking off to girls on television shows
>>686115876
>tightest pussy ever
Reality: you weren't fucking her pussy. You'd just found a fold, assumed it was her cunt, and then fucked the hell out of her bellybutton.
Protip: don't ask why her bellybutton was wet like a pussy - you don't want to know.
>>686122362
You don't want that.
>>686122596
I really do.. I'm a sick fuck
>>686116671
You are not alone
It didn't burn and I didn't have an red aye afterwards tho
What you guys think of this?
>>686118894
>believing in the loose vagina myth
Virgin, I presume?
>>686118894
w o w m82
>>686122696
Search Tor.
Pewdiepie, that annoying shit needs to gargle my cum, stfu
>>686122828
not great tbh but I'm into that kind of thing
Fappin to videos of me and my exs. Always regret the nostalgia after
>>686122828
Is that a dood mf
>>686122696
Reported
Uh, a series of 'shameful' fap sessions.
A few at school, in class ofc.
Couple of times in public restrooms.
Several times at my friend's place.
In the same room w/ my parents, under the covers while everyone slept.
>>686123257
Sounds normal to me, unless ur 10 years old
>>686122874
green...?
>>686115308
I must be living under a rock. who be that chick? looks bangable to me.
>>686123482
She's waifu
>>686123482
do you really not recognise your queen?
when i was in highschool i went into the girls bathroom after school was out to see if I could find anything that had been near a girl's pussy. two girls came in the bathroom but just fucked around at the mirror for a few minutes then left. beat it furiously. sneaked out. no one ever found out.
>>686123482
a youtube nazi, literally
>>686115308
Was she talking about gassing Jews when you came ?
>>686122854
And who's calling who a virgin ?
>>686125451
No, I'm Jewish.
>>686123482 does anyone have the evalion nudes?
>>686125804
theres a webm somewhere though
>>686125905
Not her faggot
I jerked off to that chick from the atnt commercials once.
Match me
>>686125987
What's wrong with this?
>>686126065
Only once? more like what is wrong with you.
>>686125905
Thanks /b/ro
>>686116482
I can understand that
>>686120745
Hot cum shots by the dude too
>>686115387
Now now, we dont pick on americans, we pick on people that can retaliate in on an intellectually even playing field.
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