I wish I had a car
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I wish I had a car
Granted but the car has no engine
/thread
>>686080669
>>686080925
Glad we could do this everyone
I wish op was fag
i wish i could get dubs.
I wish be able to stop time and move in the time frozen
Jesus what a gay thread.
>>686081146
you could get dubs, but you could get cancer
>>686081128
Wish granted but you're OP.
>>686081182
You can never unfreeze time
>>686081182
you can freeze time, but only in a freezer
I wish i was a girl
>>686081128
Granted but he rapes you to death
>>686081146
Granted, one time you will get dubs 50 years from now.
>>686081182
Granted. But you can only move an inch every 24 hours
>>686081203
Granted.... yeah i got nothing.
>>686080669
i wish op wasn't a faggot
>>686081203
the thread was gay, but so was jesus
>>686081607
granted, but now he sucks cocks all day
>>686081481
you are girl, but now all girls have giant penises
>>686081481
Granted, but everyone will think you're a tranny
>>686081481
Granted. You were a girl, when you were two.
i wish i was dead
>>686081425
this... curse, what i did to myself?
>>686082076
You die but are immediately reborn as a black women in the 1740s
>>686080925
granted, but car engine has no
>>686081860
Eh W/e
>>686081962
Haha but anon that is already true
>>686082088
frozen curse dubs,mmm
>>686082076
Granted but only on the inside
>>686082222
look at me and my quads
I wish for the ability to willingly and instantly teleport anywhere on earth, at any time I desire, to any location of my choice, keeping all articles of clothing, with no adverse affects to my body.
I wish there were flavors of popsicles that didn't taste like dick
>>686082593
granted
>>686080669
I wish I had a nigger locked up so I can feed him chicken and watermalon for farming my cotton, and if he don't he gets to eat other niggers bodies
>>686082605
Granted but they all taste like menstrual blood
>>686082593
granted, but youre still a faggot
>>686082593
granted, but there are adverse effects to your body.
>>686082605
granted, but all non-popsicle items now taste like dick
>>686082605
Granted, but you have to suck dick to taste them
>>686082802
That's fine.
I wish to get trips on all messages
I wish OP wasn't a faggot
>>686082768
granted, but the nigger is horribly lazy and inefficient at farming cotten
>>686082768
granted, but you are a nigger
I wish my waifu was real...
i wish to have earth under my domain and /b/ is my play toy
>>686082593
Granted, but you can only do it when you're masturbating and about to cum
I wish my dick was a genie's magic lamp
Granted, but you lose your dubs
>>686083109
granted, but you are now stuck in anime world and she is stuck in real world
>>686083080
>cotten
dats prettu guud
>>686083109
Granted but has a severe genetic disorder (mental retardation free)
>>686083109
Granted, but she only exists in the second dimension.
>>686083109
granted but is Yuno
>>686082768
Granted, but he bangs your wife all the time
>>686083161
>at any time i desire
>>686080925
I wish I had a job, got fired last week.
>>686083109
Granted, but she picks your closest friend over you, and he goes for it.
>>686083240
Only way outa anime hell
I wish I had the Tardis
>>686080669
I wish my dick was bigger,it's around 5 inches
>>686083161
>at any time i desire
ill take that deal though so i can teleport to you and cum on your face when youre about to cum yourself
>>686083007
Granted, but all your comments in gets threads will be completely unintelligible
>>686083007
Granted, but you get no more (You)s
>>686083202
Granted, but everyone knows Genies are assholes and no one will rub it
>>686082324
Wow you changed nothing :)
>>686083333
witnessed
>>686083202
Granted, but you dick is no longer attached to you body and is stuck in a jar
>>686083407
you have the tardis, in your butt
>>686083408
granted but you only gain 1 centimeter and now a trap
>>686083470
I wish MLP ponies were real so I could could fuck them.
>>686083202
Granted, but you get the Genie in a bikini, faggot.
>>686083556
where else would it /b/
>>686083131
Granted, but you share with everyone else
>>686080669
>9gag.png
I wish my life wasn't a failure
>>686080669
That picture is one of the gayest things I have seen in a while, and I was just in a trap thread. GG OP, happy to see you live up to the stereotype.
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her.
>>686083333
You can rub one out anytime you desire, too
>>686083597
Granted, but they bite your dick off
I wish that every time I got a boner that my dick would operate as a spotlight.
>>686083597
granted, but they are just regular horses, and you are a horse fucker
>>686083737
granted but your now a nigger
>>686083737
Granted, you successfully become a suicide bomber.
>>686083597
They are real ponies and they're feral so if you try to fuck them they'll just bite you or some shit.
>>686083597
Granted, but you suddenly realize you're actually into adult people
>>686083356
granted but your job is eating yogurt out of rosie o'donnels asshole.
>and no dental
I don't get the rules. Can't use some queer's emojis on this site
>>686081433
Apex kek
>>686083356
>>686083356
Granted, but you make less than minimum wage and get fired day one
I wish I had the power to shoot spaghetti from my finger tips
>>686082222
Kek'd and czech'd
>>686083804
Granted but it would also make a raid siren sound.
>>686083804
Granted, but you go blind from looking down while jerking it
>>686083775
granted, but now you are a too short
I wish I was dead.
>>686082593
Granted, but you end up at a random point in time each teleport
>>686083979
Raw noodles bruise like broken fingernails
>>686083979
Granted but every time you did it your penis shrink alittle
I wish i had a bigger penis.
I wish OP didn't make a post like a faggot
>>686082593
granted but you have adverse affects too you mind and go mad every time you teleport.
I wish I wouldn't be a virgin
>>686084052
Granted, but now you're a zombie with full mental capacity but no control over your actions
>>686083979
it doesn't stop shooting ever
also pasta noodle captcha
I wish people liked me
I wish I could turn invisible on and off and be able to control it perfectly without any down side whatsoever I can start it, end it wherever and whenever I want it, as many times as I want without costing me any energy and/or changing my physical form in anyway or any loss of motor skills or loss of mental state.
/thread
>>686084158
You had sex with a nigger and have ever STD known to date
>>686084158
Granted, you are raped by a scary black man.
>>686084129
You have one in a jar, your penis doesn't change.
I wish I was rich by my own earned money
>>686084222
You're bigfoot.
>>686084204
They do, but you'll never know it.
I wish that I knit some nice sweaters
>>686084222
You get aids
I wish I could turn invisible to spy on bitches and steal shit
>>686084204
Granted, but you're still a gigantic faggot.
>>686084222
You can but as long as you are invisible midgets are punching you in the dick
>>686084222
yeah but you are attacked by demons that can move despite time being stopped
i wish i had immunity to my wish being altered
>>686084364
You knit them from hair. Makes them itchy and no one wants them.
I wish i was a teenaged mutant turtle
>>686084397
youre blind and deaf
>>686084204
granted, but they dont like you enough to contact you, or invite you anywhere
>>686084308
You earned it by being a filthy whore
>>686084364
Granted, but every time you make one the person you made it exclusively and custom for is irritated by the fabric, rendering the sweater effectively unwearable
I wish my mom was proud of me
I wish I was moot.
>>686084129
Granted, you contract Elephantiasis on your penis.
>>686080669
I wish she loved me again.
>>686083356
Wish granted.
You had a job.
>>686084535
She is proud of you, anon
>>686084547
granted but then you have to be a cuck
>>686084535
She is, dude. No buts.
I wish I was the great hacker 4chan
>>686084417
granted.the genie fucks you. he doesnt alter your wish. he just fucks you. a lot.
>>686084459
you're the teenaged mutant turtle reboot
>>686084459
granted. but you cant talk or move you are just a deformed common turtle in its teenage years
I wish, I wish I was a fish
>>686084563
I see what you did there kek
I wish I was a virgin again
>>686084618
Granted, but Homer sits on you by mistake and creates a terrible paradox.
Youre that girl from Little Nemo's fish. You last 10 minutes in a bag.
>>686084400
you amazing bastard, marry me
I wish I was Super Mario
>>686084601
>>686084589
She always talks down to me and has even hit me a while back.
>>686084617
fucking lost
>>686084705
>>686084618
Meant for you.
>>686084604
granted but hes actually many people who are actually just autistic
>>686084489
I changed my mind. I wish I was a famous pornstar
I wish I was not a Betafag
>>686084737
Granted, but you just act like it, eating mushrooms, getting stuck in pipes, but at least you have a job as a plumber.
>>686084670
Granted. But you will only fap to cp
>>686084459
granted, you are a teenage mutant nigger turtle
Threads needs more wishes and less genies.
I wish I was Bernie Sanders
>>686084886
I can live with that ;)
>>686084868
Granted. You're now a nigger
>>686084129
Your penis grows so huge that it loops around the world and gets stuck in your ass.
It then keeps growing, pushing through your insides until it ends up inside its own urethra, then keeps travelling through itself as it gets bigger and bigger, coiling around the world many times until your urethra can't handle any more layers of cock and it splits open.
>>686081481
Granted. Now, check my privilege
I wish I could commit murder without going to jail or hell.
>>686084865
You only get work in disgusting fetish porn shoots
>>686084868
granted but youll never get laid.
>>686084923
What's the twist?
>>686084865
you're famous for being so horrible at your job that you removed porn from the internet
>>686084615
Which one?
There have been eightish.
I wish for happiness
>>686085006
You can only kill those you love and get away with it.
>>686082593
You can only do it once
>>686084999
Trips checked
>>686085006
Granted. You will be raped by OP everyday for the rest of your life as punishment
>>686085006
You can only get away with murdering anyone your family or people you actually care for.
I wish i could be all the things i want to be
I wish i was attractive
I wish I liked pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
>>686085111
Your trips checked too
>>686085021
Cool w me
i wish i could live on mars. alone. unhappily
>>686085149
After the wish you only ever want to be lazy
>>686085164
Wish Granted you will be attractive but you won have a dick
>>686085164
You are, but only to /b/
>>686085100
You find yourself alone. No one to share your happiness with. End up dying alone
>>686085180
Granted, but you don't like making love at midnight.
>>686085006
granted. but you will always be reincarnated as fleshlights and anal lube
>>686084402
i wish i have friends for the first time of my life..
i hate my life.
>>686085100
Your happiness is cuckold porn.
I wish I had a dad, father figure is all I ever wanted.
I wish that not wearing pants outside stopped being considered public indecency
>>686085238
Cool by me i don't like my dick anyway
>>686085253
Already trying to be a trap, so nothing really changes
>>686080669
I wish I did not hurt everyone around me when I interact with them
>>686085343
Granted, and they will never leave you :) <3
>>686084222
Granted, but every time you turn invisible the world becomes invisible to you
>>686085387
granted but you hurt yourself
>>686085230
Granted, but youll be visited once every months by an alien species known as humans that will rape your anus and stuff it with dank memes.
>>686080669
I wish I could suck all of the worlds cocks, and swallow all the loads, but not be gay, and still smash poon.
>>686085358
Granted but he is a horrible asshole and alcoholic that beats you and your mom (and any siblings you might have)
>>686085320
fuggg :DDD
>>686080669
See the car not having an engine isn't a big deal for me, whatever came in it would get ripped out and replaced with a carbureted V8 anyhow.
>>686085387
Granted, but you end up hurting someone slightly farther away
I wish I weren't such a crybaby
>>686085343
granted but even after getting friends you will still be just as unhappy. all of your friendships will feel hollow. all your life will.
I wish I had a dog with three legs and some balloons to throw a party for the dog.
>>686085387
Granted, but now everyone you interact with does not notice your presence.
>>686085513
Granted, but you can't cry ever again, not even at the moment when it's exactly what you need
I wish I get straight A's the rest of College.
>>686085456
Granted, but everyone will think you are gay.
>>686082593
granted, but you heavily suffer from Agoraphobia (no body effect, but mental)
>>686085566
Granted, but the balloons float away before the party starts.
I hope you're ashamed of yourself OP
>>686085456
granted, but you smash literal poon
i wish i could control time (pause, go forward, reverse) without ruining any destroying the universe or aging
>>686085456
granted, but youll never be able to sleep at night because you will lay there in bed justifying why you are straight while your drunk angry daddy and his drunk buddies take turns on your bottom.
>>686085660
I wish I could suck dick without having to go to hell.
>>686085722
this is what "poon" is btw
>>686085695
granted but i fiddled ur mom xD
I wish shit would stop being so cash.
>>686084222
Granted, but because light goes through you, you can't see while invisible. Such a dumb power.
I wish my ex wife didn't hate me
>>686085745
Granted, but you have to ask for forgiveness
I wish I could be stronger so I can take on fights and win.
I wish that i could admit to my girlfriend that i masturbate 4 times a day even after we have a go.
I wish I had a slapchop
>>686085644
granted but you legs get crippled forever
>>686084927
granted, but you're republican
