Hello /b/
Guess what I'm getting ready to do? I promise you won't be disappointed.
>>686074829
What ?
>>686074957
That's not a good guess
Gonna shoot up a school?
>>686075166
Nope
>>686075432
he guessed
so speak up faggot
Drinking bleach.
>>686074829
Wank
>>686074829
Show us your dick
>>686074829
Take a shower
Better not kill yourself before you link a livestream.
view an episode of drake and josh
>>686075533
Close
>>686075802
Yes I'm doing that real quick but there's something else
>>686076086
Damnit. I'm more of a penis guy than a kill yourself guy
>>686074829
Please tell me you're gonna stick that wristwatch up your ass...
>>686076468
Not big enough
>>686076186
You can fap to traps tomorrow
>>686076468
He won't, and you and I and all will be greatly dissapointed
Just remember that killing yourself in the bathtub is the shittiest way to do it.
Think about the poor biohazard cleanup crew, man.
Get fucked up
>>686076741
You're confusing me and who said i like traps. Post soft uncut dick or gtfo
if it makes you feel better, i am also viewing an episode of drake and josh right now.
>>686077017
What if it's cut?
I'm cleaning the bathroom.
>>686077474
niiiiiiiiice STREAM IT OP
>>686077474
Showed your hand too early, OP
>>686077474
thats funny! i am watching the episode of drake and josh where they are trapped in the bathroom by the viscous dog Tibirius, in Mrs. Hayfer's house. thats a coincidence
>>686077383
Then i will move on. Also please don't off yourself. Sorry thread i felt i needed to say it
>>686077474
STREAM THE CLEAN BABY
>>686074829
Take an UPPER DECKER
>>686077720
This is my hand cleaning
>>686077474
You sick fuck....you need help
>>686077875
On mobile so I don't know what to use to stream my extreme cleaning
>>686074829
>inb4 suicide
>>686078091
fucking gross youre black? please use bleach on your skin
>>686078351
Not black. Hispanic, but cursed with the brown
>>686078512
less gross then
>>686078091
Nice
>>686078685
That is a stain I must clean
>>686079097
Cleaning in progress
>>686079395
>>686079551
now the ammonia
A cut Hispanic? Now I've heard everything
>>686080112
'Tis but a joke, my member is fully intact. >>686079781
Ammonia and bleach together? Well, good bye suicidey.
>>686080549
Oh shit. Rip anon.
>>686080549
Oh ok. Well have fun it's kind of a funny thread
Shit, someone's awake and rustling around
Whats the note say
4chan is like the Golden Gate Bridge of suicides on the internet.
>>686080549
>>686080765
A proper warning, don't want some other poor soul to die
Written over calculus notes as irony
Stain come out?
>>686080975
Keked
>>686080951
IT would be rude to not include my /b/rothers who would do the same for me
>>686080985
I can't tell. Maybe need some more.
>>686078255
Periscope app
>>686081166
>>686081297
Oh fuck. dont do it bro. Just deal with life bro. It sucks I know. But, fuck it.
How are you even able to breathe?
>>686081523
Don't know but feeling dizzy. It's almost time. It burns though.
>>686081523
He's not
I agree go get some help
>>686074829
Drink piss?
>>686081458
Damn, not enough time to download it
>>686081523
He probably has worked with those chemicals before. I am guessing Mexican or Hispanic of some type.
>>686081667
Are you an heroing? Leave the room!
>>686080975
You are in calculus 2.
What school do you go to?
Dude, don't do it. As someone else who struggles with mental illness I can assure you there is a better way to handle this shit compared to suicide. Just sayin, look in a mirror and remember that people who are weaker have been through worse and came out on top.
rip op, death by mustered gas
>>686081925
kill yourself.
>>686080975
Dude you gave a warning to the people who would find your body? You are a decent guy man. Dont kill yourself.
>>686081901
Calculus AB, actually.
And I go to a school that is high
>>686081877
op is gonna die
>>686081925
he is a retard cleaning his bathroom, that does not know what bleach and amonnia does you dumb motheer fucker
>>686082062
this is helpful
>>686075166
>>686075533
>>686075622
>>686078255
>>686078622
>>686080722
>>686081166
>>686081688
>>686081877
Op is kill. This is now a get thread.
Op an hero?
OP life gets so much better after high school. Your life can be full of good things. Please don't do it.
>>686074829
Are you stealing?
Or going for the High Score?
>>686082137
Bro don't do it it's not worth it fam
I'll buy you a game or some shit and we can play if you don't fucking kill yourself
>>686082319
I am half white and half hispanic myself. bro. i dont care if you are brown you are still hispanic and better than a nigger trust me. dont kill yourself
Um...op?
Dressed like a fag for this special occasion. Going to put more, taking too long.
>>686082344
>>686082688
Is op kill yet?
Update us op
>>686082389
Die in a car fire summer filth
>>686082704
Hurry up faggot
>>686082704
Godspeed cleanbro
>>686082901
I'm getting there
Have a fucking beer and and a cig and chill out OP
>>686083002
You best.
>>686083002
Shit forgot picture
Any reason for giving up or just curious to find out what's after this boring set up
>>686083009
Reddit back you go you fucking piss
>>686083155
dat gas
>>686083168
Eh, there's lots of reasons. But I feel like telling them would defeat the mystery behind someone you don't know dying.
>if I get one more catch asking me to find street signs I'll kill myself
>>686083155
>>686083155
See ya soon you gloriouse bastard
>>686083347
Lel
>>686082704
Don't do it Esteban.
>>686083009
I had this shitty thing
>>686083347
Lucky you'll never have to do another street sign or street number captcha.
>inb4 you have to solve a captcha at the gates
>>686083347
You're gonna need a lot more of that shit to finish the job m8.
>>686083505
Ha, nice try
>>686083505
Fuck outta here you summer chucklefuck
Just thought it'd be interesting to be one of the last things you read. Don't mind me.
>>686083347
You can always say no. Asking for directions by somebody is what pisses you off the most in life? No girls ask you? Or women?
Is everyone asleep?
At least you'll be in the news and your family won't forget.
I mean it be a bad memory but you'll still be remembered.
>>686083657
That you, nigga?
Now OP Can finally gain the approval from his mother for having a clean bathroom, conflict that had driven the mother-son relationship apart for years.
>>686083753
Nope, who is this?
>>686083589
You are only in high school man. One day you will have good alcohol to drink and be married with kids and enjoy the little things in life.
>>686083771
His lungs will be clean too!
I dont understand why you faggots are freaking out. OP is just making crystals. Who doesn't know this?
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I hope this helps you find peace
>>686074829
Tell me you're killing yourself
Oh shit, I've heard that Chlorine gas is one of the worse ways to go.
If I'm remembering this one story in Chem, it reacts with the water in your mucus membranes/throat/whatever and becomes HCl.
You go out burning.
Also, don't do it OP, there are tons of things that make life worth living.
>>686083751
Yes and soon I will too.
Eyes and throat burn pretty bad now. >>686083654
>>686079551
f(x) = what?
>>686083589
>decidedly extra dry
challenge accepted OP. now I have to find this.
>>686083934
Thought you were one of my buds. He has that shirt.
Just going to throw this out there,dying by mustard gas,
probally more paining then just hanging yourself.
>>686084013
I get that reference.
>>686084329
I wish it was you and not OP
>>686084291
What's your name, stranger?
>>686083972
if that's what you think a good life looks like, you shouldn't hold back
>>686084440
Fuck off carlos. Breath deeper
>>686084440
What's your name. If you're dead, it doesn't matter. How else will we believe you?
>>686084200
Where do you live? I want to look for articles.
Also, godspeed anon. You have the courage to do something I have only attempted. You are loved, but that does not matter. Only your self image and your decisions matter. Killing yourself is your ultimate and final decision. Good luck on the other side.
OP is dead
posting in potentially epic bread
>>686084440
Doesn't matter dude. I only cared because I thought it was Esteban. But this guy is too brown to be him.
see you space cowboy
>>686084200
Gonna hurt a lot worse before it's done. You better hope no one finds you and saves you after you pass out, because you'll be fucked up forever
>>686077474
O SHIT BOI
stream it
OP, you can do it, I believe in you
OP if you can handle the burning from all those fumes from the chemicals. You will have a good job as a cleaner. Fuck man. Money is money.
it's just a prank bro.
OP is fine.
If he provided a name then we might have proof.
That amount of bleach won't do anything anyways.
Shit, is this really happening?
Fucking brother is trying to use the restroom. Don't want to get caught and either have him get injured or have me make it out. Going to have to clean another day, my /b/rothers. Look for me. I will post when I do.
>>686084911
FIRST
>>686084911
Fag
>>686084911
faggot
>>686084911
>>686079097
The spot is gone!!!
>>686084911
Bait is bait
>>686084911
Your lungs and shit are going to hurt for DAYS. Also, unless you blocked under the door, good job poisoning your family, you fucking retard
Dont you dare to die before watering my plants jose
>>686084911
Shit man let it air out before you let him in at least though
>>686080549
Rip
>>686084911
Anon nooooooo
The bleach was water
>>686084911
Your brother might be knocked out from the fume you stupid asshole> OPEN THE WINDOW NOW!
>>686077739
>viscous
Can't wait for the next bubblebath in the sink thread
>>686084911
You think this is some kind of game you pussy faggot.
Get back to mowing my lawn Gringo, don't waste my wifi making shitpost threads on /b/ you fucking spick.
>>686084911
whatever beta male. you pussied out.
Unless I wake up dead or some shite. I already have a will written out so in the case of my death /b/ will be notified. Unless they're assholes and dont listen. I think ahead
The whole house would reek of that and everyone would know
>>686085161
It's a really runny dog.
>>686077474
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
as if anyone is badass enough to die by mustard gas... fuck nah, nigga would be blind by now, also gas rises so ya'll dum 4real
>>686085196
You have it the other way around.
> Gringo
> Spick
MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND FAGGOT
>>686085048
Of course I did, I'm not a dumbass. I can deal with the pain, I'm used to it right now.
Fuck you Juan, last time i leave you in charge of the house
>>686085196
Gringo is term to describe white people you fucking idiot
> being this baited
>>686077474
Fuckin' weirdo
f(x) = x 3 + a x 2 + 3x
Somebody screencap this!
>>686085426
As one kid tries to kill himself his mother and father are fucking having another spic kid.
>>686085427
You're killing yourself with chlorine gas. You ARE a dumbass. There's way easier ways to do it, that aren't going to leave a poison residue in your bathroom and probably not even fucking work anyway, because what kind of retard tries to kill himself in such a slow shitty way with his family home?
>>686085014
I do good clean
>>686085426
Hey nigga I don't care what they call themselves, as long as those fuckers keep my flowerbeds watered and they get that wall built, they can call themselves unicorns for all I give a shit.
>>686085555
QUADS DEMANDS IT
So I came in this thread expecting to see op drink some bleach or torch his house but instead we get a fuck you straight to our faces.
You fucking faggot
>>686085621
Clean yourself from /b/ faggot
>>686085211
How the fuck do you wake up dead ?
Well OP congrats. This is your first suicide attempt. You have arrived in life.
>>686085609
Now what way would you suggest? I have no guns, no place to hang a noose, slitting wrists is too mainstream
>>686083738
>Lrn2read
>>686085928
When you don't wake up alive
>>686086084
>Lrn2read
>Lrn
I can smell the summer now
If you want to hang with the big boys, it's l2read.
>>686086033
Too mainstream? Now I KNOW this is bullshit. If you were serious, you wouldn't worry about mainstream, you'd worry about results
>>686086108
But how would you know you're dead ?
Waking up seeing 72 virgins ?
>>686086355
No it's not
>>686074829
Killyourself?
>>686084719
Your name, what is it?
>>686074829
godspeed to you, cleanbro !
>>686086478
It's gross and messy and I really don't want to be the kind of douchebag who kills himself and has some other poor soul clean his shit off the floor or walls.
>>686085928
>>686086619
The young ones are always so cute. Did you find 4chan this year, little buddy? Only 2 weeks ago? Wow! I have some advice for you.
Lurk moar.
>>686086598
Exactly
>>686086355
Doesn't change the fact that you thought he wanted to kill himself because someone asked him for directions you fucking retard. He was making a joke about captchas you dip
>>686086033
Your aztec ancestors had the right way of taking their own lives, follow in their footsteps.
>>686078091
The skin color is making me sick
>>686087052
Horizontal for attention, vertical for results
>>686083589
>gin
kys
There's the asshole who ruins everything.
>>686087476
That's not a mirror
>>686087052
That kind of razor blade sucks. They don't cut that well. Glass bottles or shaving razors.
Source: I cut.
>>686087775
Ha ha, nice one. Quitting probably ducked me up bad because my chest feels heavy
>>686087908
Fucked*
>>686087908
Your lungs are going to slowly fill with liquid and it is going to feel like you are drowning.
>>686082704
Lookin like a cholo on Easter.
Also, what the fuck is going on in here?
>>686088028
Never drowned before, so wouldn't know the feeling.
>>686078091
you trying to go white? good for you man, dream the dream
>>686086860
You shouldn't do it anyway man. The only time you should an
hero is if you're avoiding a worse faith, prison or something.
If it's just "got no gf bro" or depression you're fucking stupid to off yourself. I don't know your
story since you've not post it but seriously it'll get alot better. Especially if you're young and
have a long life ahead of you.
>inb4 summerfag
>>686087014
I wasn't the original guy he was talking to, I was scolding and caught him saying lrn2read
Hurt my old fag heart
But thanks for playing
>>686087908
I cleaned dog piss off a basement floor with bleach once, not thinking about how there was ammonia in piss. I was only down there for about 10 minutes before I figured out why it stung to breathe. My lungs hurt for 2 days. Your lungs are probably scarred as fuck and destroyed.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3136961/
Peace, nigga
