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>>686066999
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> First
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I'm really horny now. Show me a little something.
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>>686066999
checkd
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>>686066999
>checked
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>>686066999
nice trips
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>>686067384
Fagget
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I hope you got a dick
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>>686067352
Well why stop now? How about you get the juices flowin and send me a pic when you're drippin
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Dude... bout to fall asleep...
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please send :(
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Second<
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>>686067443
rolls
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>>686067444
Fuckin check'd
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>>686066999
i'm going to bed now, good night
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>>686067457
Eat me.
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>>686067444
>>686066999

Witness
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>>686066999
Dude you have been killing it with the gets all night
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>>686067352
What did i miss that lead to a picture on the toilet?
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I'm waiting...
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>>686067490
This
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C'mon, a little spread eagle? Maybe a couple fingers in? You're really starting to get me going. I might have to come and find you tonight.
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DO IT
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I am actually posting all this online,a site called 4chan dot org, but I really do like you
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>>686067352
Send me pics now or I wont talk to you anymore.
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>>686067469
WINRAR
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>>686067352
At least show me something cheeky ;)
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>>686067513
WHAAAATTTT
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YOU STILL NEEE TO DELIVER OTHER WINRAR
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>>686067444
WATS AAGOIN ONNNN
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>>686067490
rollin
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>>686067633
roll
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>>686067490
Rolling for this.
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>>686067490
Roll
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>>686067352
I'm already horny lol. so how about it?
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>>686067352
You missed the get you ignorant fuck
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>>686067552
As long as it's a taco and not a hot dog
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remember to quote post
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>>686067490
Roll for this.
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How many bumps can we get for based Brendan
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>>686067677
I know he will pussy out. OP a bitch
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>>686067490
Reroll
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>>686067490
roll
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>>686067490
Roll
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>>686067490
Roll
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>>686067890
WINRAR
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>>686067872
at your services then, m'lady
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Im jerking my giant cock to you right now :)
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but I know somebody who does ;)
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>>686067871
You're about to be disappointed, friendo.
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Show me the pussy or I'm done with you
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>>686067872
I can fix that
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Fuck this I'm going to bed
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>>686067890
Win rar
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>>686067872
Send me something naughty then maybe you can have mine
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>>686067872
i can help with that ;)
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>>686067872
>>686067872
>remember to quote post
imbecil, you missed the correct winrar
you blew it, son
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Well I have a boner now
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>>686067932
hard and frustrated
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>>686067932
I'D BE BETTER IF I SAW THAT PUUUUSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYY
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>>686067872
maybe a little pussy then?
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>>686067872
You should show me where you want my dick to go.
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>>686067932
Well right now I'm horny
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>>686067932
what happened to "pussy or i'm done with you"
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>>686067872
How about I bring one over. Cuz one and one is three baby sandwich.
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>>686067932
craving your anus in my mouth
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>>686067932
Cumming thinking about you pretty much.
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>>686067932
I'm just really horny right now and need to see you
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Spread that pussy and gimme a preview of how you could use it ;)
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>>686068007
Secret Agent Roll
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>>686067872
How about mine. Will you do it? Will you make love to my dick?
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>>686067932
Im good. Id be better if you showed me that sexy body so i can dildo my ass while jerking off to the picture
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>>686067932
I've been gay as usual. So shut the fuck up with the small talk you useless whore and show me that gnarled Axe wound between your legs...
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>>686067932
I've been needing you in many ways
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>>686067932
I'm wonderful, but I'd be better if you were here
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>>686067352
Im jerking my giant cock to you right now :)
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>>686067872
YOU PUSSIED OUT OF MY OTHER WINRAR IN PREVIOUS TGREAD! IT SAID OK, SHOE PUSSY OR IM DONE WITG YOU.
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>>686067872
Send dickpic
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Send her the link to this thread
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>>686067882
Bumpin for Brendan
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>>686067932
i can tell u while we fuck
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>>686067872

You want me to ask mike to visit you?

He is so fucking hot for you right now.
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I've been good, but I'd be a lot better if you'd send me some nudes.
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>>686067890
>>686067920
Winrar
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>>686068111
Gay checkd
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>>686068050
WINRAR
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>>686068050
WINRARRR
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Post toilet pic you fuck
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>>686068111
trips dont lie
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I'm like trains
https://youtu.be/Kvd6M3V0jEQ
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>>686067932
you know... still waiting for the cunt shot
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>>686067932
I've been sitting here thinking about fucking your brains out.
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I'm hot and bothered. Need to blow a load in your mouth
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Im just really drunk and horny from all the jack danimals ;) show me that pussi
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>>686068111
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>686068050
This
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>>686068214
Roll
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>>686067932
I'm find, but show me that pussy and I'll feel much better.
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>>686068148
>Shoe pussy
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>>686067872
I'll come over, what is your address again?
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>>686068050
rolling
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>>686068312
This
Jack danimals... Kek
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>>686068335
Pure autism
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>>686067932
I've been thinking about suicide a lot lately
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord

He's trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored!
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>>686067932
I've been pretty good, aside from how dry my dick has been lately. Wanna help me fix that?
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>>686068214
Roll
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Show me where you fart from
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>>686068378
lol
>>686068050
This won, post it.
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Wanna huff some gas, and fuck?
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>>686067932
I'd fuck you right now if I can
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>>686068455
Rolling for Battle Hymn of the Republic
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>>686068275
We're all worse off from watching that.
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>>686067932
I'm fine, been eating a lot of tacos lately. Maybe later I can eat another. ;)
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>>686068312
>>686067932
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OP is slow and gay
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>>686068515
Wanna huff some farts and puke on each other?
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>>686068580
winnanon
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If I get some cocain, will you snort it off of my hard dick?
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I've been pretty good, I've been thinking about you a lot. Please don't think I'm weird, but I also can't stop thinking about your butthole.
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>>686068515
cringed at your comma placement
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>>686068050
WIN!
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>>686068580
Windsor
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>>686068652
I'm touching myself right now. Just one little pic, so I can keep it up.
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>>686068620
dude, she has to respond to texts too, I'm not THAT slow. Definitely a huge fucking faggot though
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Send me something naughty then maybe you can have mine
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>>686068652
if its your pussy its worth the trip, now show me some fucking pics
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>>686068652
we can help each other out. and then I can bend you over when we get back together
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>>686068378
Roll for chicks address.
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>>686068666
Devil trips check'd
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I'm out. This is going nowhere.
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>>686068652
Shut the fuck up with the small talk and show me something worth talking to you for you stupid useless slut.
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>>686068432
You know it ;)
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>>686068666
checkum satan
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>>686068652
Hop on a plane baby, I'll make it worth your while.
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>>686068666
Devil confirmed roll for him
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>>686068772
LOLLLLLL
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>>686068666
Satan demands it
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>>686068731
>>686068652

roll
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>>686068652
Well, when I see you, I'll fill those pretty holes of yours. But I need something to hold me pver so my dick doesn't explode.
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>>686068666
Satanic trips check'd
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>>686068652
Please baby I want you to Connectiget me to cum
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>>686068666
better do what satan says
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>>686068666
winrar
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>>686068666
satanic trips u must
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>>686068652
Im about to cum send me a booty pic
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>>686068666
SATAN TRIPS NIGGA
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>>686068828
Rolling for this
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>>686068666
Damn nigga nice Satanic trips
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>>686068942
Winrar
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>>686068924
>>686068652
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>>686068652
seriously let me spy the butthole real quick, bae
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>>686068924
Rolling for this.
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>>686068772
Welp, that's a wrap, /b/oys
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>>686068731
>>686068652
reroll
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Hold the door
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>>686068731
Roll
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>>686068924
Rolling for this>>686068942
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>>686068652
Show me what your hiding and I might have to make a trip and fuck your brains out sometime. I'm really lonely :(
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there is alot that wanna do to you but you gotta show me something :)
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>>686069028
I hope your butthole looks better than your face
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>>686069028
you did it wrong. I can't cum all over them when they're covered up.
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>>686069028
Damn, hot
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>>686069028
still on the toilet. fuckin ay.
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>>686069028
Where the titties at?
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>>686069028
Well my boner just died a little. One wothout the shirt might bring him back to life.
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>>686069028
try again slut. i demand spread asshole
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>>686069028
You need a boon jobber
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>>686068652
OP, stop posting. Stop playing this game and buy a train ticket to this girl and have incredible sex while on some of her drugs. 4chan gave you this incredible opportunity - make it happen in real life.
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>>686068625
Kek.
>>686068652
Want to watch me shave my butthole?
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>>686069028
You're killin me :)
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>>686069028
What the fuck? Are you actually retarded? Show me something worth talking to you this long for you dumb bitch...
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>686069028
Fuck
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>>686068652
show me some tits im almost about to cum
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>>686069028
how many jello shots until I can stick it in you?
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>>686069028
send her the outline of your dick on pants
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>>686069028
i never liked u anyways
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>>686068666
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>>686069202
kek Winrar
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Your eyes are just as beautiful as the day we met.

I want your brown eye
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>>686069028
Damn youre sexy as fuck
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>>686069000
I've literally gotten trips like 3 times so far. I'm da real MVP here.
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>>686069202
This is true
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>>686069244
WINAR
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>>686069028
You look like some leftover taco meat
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>>686069028
OP MUST RESPOND WITH DICK PIC.
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IM autistic let mi fuk ur faucet
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>>686069182
holy shit this is great
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>>686069230
fucking KEK
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>>686069202
Do as winrar says
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NEW RULES QUOTE MOST RECENT SCREENSHOT, too much shit to go
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>>686069182
Winrar
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>>686069182
wiener
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>>686069028
Just take that top off for me babe
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Pussy pic or I'm blocking you.>>686069028
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>>686069202
Roll
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>>686069182
winrar
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>>686069390
are your nips pierced?
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>>686069028
FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT OF HERE IVE GOT TWO TESTS IN THE MORNING
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>>686069390
getting warmer...
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>>686069390
you should let me check the other areas for piercings.
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>>686069390
What color are your panties?
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>>686069390
Why is she wearing two different shirts?
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>>686069421
>>686069390
Roll
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>>686069390
Just take that top off for me babe
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>>686069390
pull down those shorts and show me that pussy
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>>686069390
i got a cock ring
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>>686069390
I always thought piercings were pretty nasty. 1/10 would not bang
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>>686069536
ding ding ding
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>>686069390
Drop your pants, it's the only way to draw attention from that mess you call a face.
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>>686069390
bullshit, clearly >>686069182 won
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>>686069504
knowledge fag, get out.
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All her selfies are on the toilet...kind of a shitty place to take a selfie...amirite! ;)
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This website is so random xD
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Hm..
https://www.facebook com/amanda.weschler/photos?source_ref=pb_friends_tl
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Just take it off
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>>686069504
underage b&
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>>686069482
winner
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>>686069390
>>686069482
Winnning
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>>686069390
What do you want me to do to get that top off?
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>>686069390
Got panties?
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Ever wanted to star in a vivisection film?
I can make it happen. If you say no I own an involuntary cattle site, so no worries.
Maybe a diaper porno?
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>>686069482
W I N R A R
I
N
R
A
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>>686069390
Would you ever consider letting your dad fuck you?
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>>686069724
fine, just send a pic of your tits already
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>>686069421
>>686069724

Rolling
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I'm a sucker for small tits. Show em to me bb.
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>>686069724
Shut the fuck up and show me something worth wasting all this time for already...
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>>686069724
I'll be the judge of that. Lets see
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>>686069724
I dare you to show me your tush.
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>>686069724
>>686069739
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>>686069724
i'll be the judge of that
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>>686069739
Roooooooll
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>>686069724
i dont think they're that small, i need to inspect them
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>>686069724
Let me be the judge of that why don't you.
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Pleeeeeese just one pic
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>>686069724
Those small boobs will make my small cock look big when I'm titty fucking you
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>>686069724
so how drunk do you have to be until I can rape you?
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>>686069724
Then make them biggger
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>>686069724
Just let me have a peak of them
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>>686069823
Winrar!!!
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>>686069854
Off by one
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>>686069823
Winrar!!
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>>686069724
They can't be too small, I got mine pierced the other day.
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>>686069724
Let my dick be the judge of that.
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>>686069724
I don't believe you
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>>686069823
Winrar
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>>686069724
You've got me so hard and I can't stop thinking about what I want to do to you. Send me more (;
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>>686069876
Roll
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>>686069724
i'd still cover em in jizz, np
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>>686069724
I like games and all but I'm going to cum no matter what and I'd really like it to be over your naked tits.
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>>686069724
I want to fucking rip them apart
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>>686069724
let me see them then. I need to check for authenticity
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Show me dem titties before yu anger my butt beard
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>>686069724
Got any tats?
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>>686069421
>>686069724
Rawl
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>>686069854
Reroll
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I have a 10 word essay on what I learned in boating school due in the morning but I'm staying up watching this thread. How screwed am I?
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>>686069943
fucking winrar
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>>686069823
YES!
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>>686069823
winrar
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>>686069951
Out of all the Harsh and rediculous things...there's this gem lol
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>>686070041
sorry bud, someone got it before me.
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>>686070031
let's just say, your ship has sailed my friend
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>>686069739
>>686069724
Rerolling
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>>686070031
The.
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>>686069984
>>686069724
roll for that
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This is literally the most boring thread ever holy shit
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>>686070031
Fuck off spongebob
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>>686070031
NORMIES GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>686070282
I bet you'd like that 'biggen' in your ass
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>>686070234
>>686069724
Roll
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>>686069421>>686070282
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>>686070282
Big enough for the girl I used to babysit.
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>>686070282
easy answer. show dick. get tits
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>>686070282
it's really small, actually. Now show me your tits
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>>686070282
Its a massive 4.5 inches
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>>686070031
"Asians and women can't drive, also stop at stop signs"
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>>686070282
Why don't we leave that one up to your pussy?
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>>686070282
I do. And I'm stroking right now. Let me see something to keep it hard for you.
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Bubberduki I wants duh fukki
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>>686070282
I bet this is fake as fuck you autistic faggot nigger
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>>686070282
big enough to fuck you into yesterday
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>>686070282
more than u can handle. choo choo! i'm a silly motherfucker
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>>686070282
>>686069739
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Nude for nude? You first though
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>>686070282
show me your vagina and I'll tell you if it will fit
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>>686070282
You show me and I'll show you :)
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>>686070282
send your dick to her
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>>686070282
It's time we exchanged nudes
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>>686070364
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Winrar.
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>>686070282
le petite, but nice to greet.
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>>686070282
>>686069421
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>>686070282
send me some nudes and i'll show you
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>>686066999
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
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>>686070282
Yeah. I like to put whip cream on it too
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>>686070413
Roll
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>>686070282
If I may be serious for a moment... I've been thinking a lot about suite lately
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>>686070282
I see she lives in the Spring. That's nice.
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>>686070282
I'll show you it if you show me that asshole
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Give her a picture of a black dick
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>>686070282
do u eat ass?
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>>686070364
winnz get
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>>686070282
Only 4 inches. But you can cuck me with big cock studs if you want
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>>686070364
Winrar
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>>686070364
Renoir
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>>686070282
god I just want to eat the shit out of your asshole
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>>686070282
>>686069421
Rollll
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>>686070554
winrar too late.
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>>686070282 if you've ever seen the movie "the core" I'm more or less the size of that ship.
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What app is he using?
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>>686070282
It's big for a Jew
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We should meet up and trade yugioh cards I've got some super rare ones xD
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>>686070744
samsung message+ was default on the s7
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>>686070835
Let's see some tits then. ;)
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>>686070835
my dick is really small so you might enjoy it this time
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>>686069421>>686070835
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>>686070835
then let's titty fuck. Show me your perky tiny tits.
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>>686070835
ok this is boring, lets get to the good shit.
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>>686070744
Faggt
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>>686070835
you can learn to love it.
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>>686070835
Well you better bite the pillow slut, cause I'm going in dry...
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>>686070835
if you're not a fan of anal, then I'll guess I'll just have to make your ass take my dick.
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I've always been sexually stimulated by Brendan Fraser. You remind me of him and it's making me kookoo bananas you sugar tits bitch cunt YOU WILL RUE THIA DAY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH
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Get the nudes already faggot
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>>686070835
Jesus, OP's rolling the numbers he's calling

Also, "Maybe you'll like it better in your mouth"
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>>686070842
Lol
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>>686070835
I'm not black. Won't even know I'm up in dat ass
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>>686070835
well i’m only 4. are you a fan of cuckolding. i’d love to see you fuck a big cock stud and tell me how much better he is than me
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>>686070835
>>686069421
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>>686070835
Come on. I'm sure it's smaller than some shits that you've taken.
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>>686070972
Rolling for this
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>>686070835
So what do your tits look like?
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>>686070835
I've been known to change people's mainds
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>>686070882
Roll
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It's pretty average sized. Man, Connecticut sucks. I went to the bathroom in a gas station today and some jerk stole the toilet seat.
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>>686071032
roll
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>>686070931
Rolling>>686071035
Winwar
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>>686070835
send me some nudes and i'll show you my 'biggin'
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can I see some tits for my biggin?
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>>686070835
Let me see if you have the right butt for it.
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Tits for cock
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>>686071035
WINRAR WINRAR
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>>686070835
I don't mind gettin anal
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>>686070972
ROLL LMAO
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>>686070998
Rolling for delerium
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>>686071101
ROLL
>>686070835
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>>686071101
roll
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>>686070835
whoever you did it with didn't do it right.
let me show you.
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>>686070835
Niggers tongue my anus
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>>686070998
Rollan
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>>686071221
YOU NEVER ANSWER MY WINRARS, PUSSY
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>>686071285
oh fuck
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