ANYONE who calls themselves a "foodie."
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ANYONE who calls themselves a "foodie."
OP
>>686063971
people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.
Anyone who says they browse tumblr
>>686063887
midgets
People.... Just in general
>>686064180
You know what? People like you; I hate people like you, too.
>>686064483
Orly?
people who hate people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.
people who hate people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.
people who hate people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.
>>686063887
People who carry Neverfulls
People with cross necklaces/cross iconography on shit like tights and croptops
People who split purchases between cash and EFTPOS
Taxi drivers
Macho/cops/wifebeaters/Ute drivers who wear sunglasses regardless of the weather
Anybody with a grizzling baby
Anyone who is studying and is over 25 and uses it as an excuse to not socialise with me
Anybody who drives a Lexus
Anybody who orders salads at mcdonalds in front of me
>>686063887
People who drink Monster
>>686065624
I actually like Monster.
People who say they identify with the joker
Racists
Misogynistic scum
Cis white males
Conservatives/Republicans
Narcissists
Fatphobic scum
Anyone from North Carolina or Texas
Sexists
Transphobes
Homophobes
Ableists
Atheists
People who 'vape'
>>686066488
wingnut.
straight white men
>>686066852
People who use unnecessary quotations
op
>>686066488
amen
>>686063887
What is a foodie?
People who put ketchup on fried instead of dipping.
>>686067972
Someone who likes food, but fancy themselves to be 'speshul' just because they eat a wide variety of food. Basically a connoisseur who can't spell, "connoisseur."
>>686064092
>>686063887
Fans of Undertale
i'm british and i hate people over here who talk shit about trump because they don't know shit about politics and he's an easy target
>>686065933
I dislike you
>>686068192
that pic is top cringe
>>686068250
>>686068268
The British
>>686068281
>i dont fuk wit u
people who are referred to as "fuckbois"
>>686063887
Niggers
>>686065078
I don't know what half those things are.
>>686068192
But doesn't the word connoisseur smack more of pretension than "foodie"?
I like monster but it gives me heart burn.
>>686068692
No. One who is a connoisseur is someone who is cultured and has a varied taste palette. A 'foodie' is some manbun-sporting hipster or lesbian who likes to shovel pizza down their pie-holes and pretends to be shit.
>>686065624
My normal energy level is so low that if I didn't drink monster I wouldn't be able to function like a human at work.
racists
sexists
police
>>686068692
you'd think so, huh?
People who try to strike conversation with you when you are in public. Is your life so empty you feel someone in the line at the grocery store needs your life story?
Those weirdos that smell bad and approach random strangers on bus stops and say incoherent shit.
I think they're nuts or something.
>>686068692
Yes, but people who self-identify as foodies think it makes them less pretentious which makes it more pretentious.
>>686063887
>/b/tards
>redditors
>youtubers
>republicans
>democrats
>libertarians
>feminists
>trumpfags
>berniefags
>faggots
>OP
>bronys
>pretty much the 2016 interwebz in general, it's pretty much cancer.
People who casually touch and consistently can't keep their hands to themselves.
Because I can't fucking stand people touching me, especially people I barely know.
rich-daddy niggers who say there isn't social justice for blacks.
>>686069534
*pulls you to him and wraps his arm around your head and drags his fingers up your face*
Don't be that way, babe, i thought we had something.
>>686069534
I know that feeling. I hate being touched.
>>686066852
VAPE NATION
Anyone named Spencer
Okay, here it goes:
People who go in to a store/restaurant two minutes before close. You had all fucking day, you twat. Also, most companies have their hours on google maps so plan accordingly.
People who claim to not like a food without even trying it. How the fuck do you know you don't like it? Exception for anyone who has legit allergies tho. I'm not that heartless.
Anyone on radio talk shows. The only exception being the Phil Hendries Shiw cos there were people on the payroll specifically to troll callers under the guise of another caller. Shit's great.
'Drama free' people. No one is free of drama and the majority of the time, the 'drama free' one has the most pervasive and ubiquitous drama.
This is a given being I'm on /b/, but fuck literally everyone who posts on Tumblr. Yeah the Tumblr cringe threads are funny, but all those SJWs really destroy the original point of Social Justice.
>>686063887
Edgy shitlords going through their teenage angst phase
People with tattoos
>>686069886
I love going into places right before they close, sometimes I plan on it. I used to work retail but now I'm well off, it's fun to go and stress out the plebs whom I used to call my peers during college.
>>686070020
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnmnnnnd why exactly?
>>686070020
People with more tattoos than grades completed in school.
Do you guys make threads like this to feel better about the petty irrational things other people hate? Because that is what i get out of these threads.
Men and women who wear fuck loads of cologne/perfume
>>686069699
You wouldn't get that far pal, I keep a good distance to avoid the really touchy ones.
>>686069708
Are there exceptions for general groups of people for you? I've always been okay with old people because they have really cold and smooth hands.
>>686063887
furries, bronies, fnaf fans, feminest, traps
Niggers.
>>686070214
Low quality bait. Lurk more.
>>686070316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgvq-VtGJw
>>686070214
I bet you enjoy all the nasty shit they put in the food of assholes like you. Thankfully, I work in a government controlled retail store, so when someone comes in last moment, I have the right to tell them GTFO if we close and they haven't decided on a purchase.
>>686069886
I don't know enough people to have drama. I have internal drama but I just drink it away.
>>686070214
You rock.
>>686070316
Can't really think of any. I don't even like family members touching me. OH, wait...I *do* like it when Asians touch me whenever I visit AMPs. But only then. I guess it's because I paid for them to touch me.
>>686070569
Lol this guy made me cringe every time he was on the show.
Nigger-lovers
>>686063887
proud foodie here.
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
>>686070763
That makes sense. If you paid for it you almost have to like it.
It sucks because I don't even like when some of my best friends touch me. But some strangers are completely okay.
So far it's only my spouse and old folks.
>>686071020
>my spouse
>>686071020
What about your spouse's child?
>>686070614
People who are having the drama never call it or think about it as drama. Drama is just the term people outside of the conflict call it. People internal to the conflict just call it a "fight" or an "issue they have with a person".
>>686070614
> don't know enough people to have drama
> drinks away drama
Nigga huh?
Emo people, you're not depressed, go eat your 50 protein supplements and slit your wrist you fucking crybaby, then complain on tumblr about how you have white skin, a house, food, water but not the new Iphone so your life is automatically the worst.
>>686069144
You just sound like anti social cunt
>>686071328
No kids
Racists
Rapists
Misandriests
Anybody that uses the phrase "gluten free"
>>686071561
> that gif
> protein suppliments
I am joth laughing and thoroughly confused. Well played, anon. Well played.
>>686071440
I guess lack of drama is a perk of being extremely non-confrontational
>>686071475
I deal with a lot of internal drama I guess, self doubt and low self esteem. Because of this I drink so I don't have to deal with it.
>>686070442
newfag since 2k5, so theres your quality new/b/ro
>>686070608
Nope, I'm nice to people who handle my food. Including the 5 star chefs at my current job.
>>686070621
eye no
>>686071742
I actually do buy gluten-free snacks now.
>>686071742
> like OMG I ate a sandwich once and I got soooo bloooaaated that's hiw I know I'm gluten intolerant
Completely agree with you, anon. That shite is fucking obnoxious and an insult to those who legit suffer from celiacs.
>>686063887
People who say buddy
>>686071910
> 5 star chefs at my current job
> on /b/
Sure buddy.
>>686065078
>Anyone who is studying and is over 25 and uses it as an excuse to not socialise with me
Lol people dont like you
>>686071742
*cooks you up some delicious roasted asparagus drizzled with olive oil, seasoned with nutmeg, lemon juice, and pepper*
"It's gluten-free..."
>>686071742
People who are offended by the phrase Gluten Free and assume I'm some kind of glutard when in reality I've actually got Celiac and consuming anything with gluten in it might actually kill me.
Also, people who are on the Gluten Free bandwagon and give those of us with an actual condition a bad name.
>>686072118
> an insult to those who legit suffer from celiacs.
Lol. Why would anyone - including those people, give a fuck?
>>686066488
You are a fat ugly bitch arent ya... hahah thats what i thought.
>>686072364
Nigga of COURSE it's gluten free, there's no fucking what anywhere near it.
That's gotta be the most annoying part about this fad for sure. All the shit that NEVER had gluten in it has to be labelled gluten free now.
It's like they think that those with celiacs are too retarded to know that a fucking tomato doesn't have gluten.
>>686072310
>data scientist at dropbox boi
went to devry too, it makes ivfags mad to kno I get paid more than them.. a lot of engineers are on /b/ btw. Although, my network security manager hates this board because "not even skiddy's come here anymore".
>>686063887
"people" who have autism
>>686072772
>>686072645
Cos those with celiacs get lumped in with the asshats trying to be 'cool'
>>686072831
Uneducated nigger spotted.
>>686072789
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1/8 b8 m8 only cos I replied. I can smell the bullshit coming out of my phone from your post.
>>686072987
autism sympathizer spotted gas em
People
>>686066852
>>686069754
>>686066488
People who b8
>>686072987
Oh, I must have hit a nerve. Autism much?
When are you going to kill yourself you sperglord leech? Everybody knows that autistic people don't contribute to society and always have an IQ below 160(Mine, I am extremely intelligent, unlike you of course)
>>686072894
I know, I know, but that shit really rustles my jimmies every time
ANYONE FROM THE CHURCH OF FUCKING SCIENTOLOGY
>>686072831
you're on /b/, you're on the spectrum idiot
>>686073158
and I can taste those jelly tears rolling down your cheek anon.. it's ok, one day you'll make it too
but probably not mightaswellendit.svg
>>686073300
Is this.... is this for real? Is this nigga serious?
>That one guy in class who always wastes lecture time with "what if" questions or raises their hand and tells a story instead of ask a question
>Anyone who has to bring Hitler or Nazism into a completely unrelated argument
>Anyone who uses tumblr sjw terms in real life
>Anyone who has bumper stickers
>All preteens
>Anyone who says they vape because it's healthier
>Lesbians
>People who are gluten free not because anything is wrong with them
>Anyone who wears political or social statements
>People who are pussies when it comes to experimentation; "hurr I know you found the cure to cancer but you made a rabbit blind!"
>People who say literally when it is not literally
>People who are loud because they are in a group and this for some reason gives them the feeling they should be loud
>People who don't pick up their dog's shit
>Neo-nazis
>>686073426
Also, roasted asparagus is fucking delicious.
>>686073440
Nigga you mentioned you went to DeVry. If you're getting any kind of tech job from it, that job was only in a shitty nigger 3rd world country. Don't you have some Craigslist ads to scam?
>>686073408
>I have a 160 IQ
fat "people."
anyone who works in a used book store
People with a gender studies degree
These are my favorite threads ever. Because i am petty and sadistic, and these threads are full of people losing their fucking minds over stupid shit that doesn't bother me, and i can take satisfaction in knowing that certain things that i do, where i had no intention at all in pissing people off - i was just living my life, are pissing off some dumbasses.
This thread is like fine wine manifesting out of nothingness and leaping into my mouth.
>>686073817
it's bait retard
>>686073592
Very true, anon. I am hungry for some now. Maybe after work tomorrow
>>686073561
Neonazis but not actual nazis? You sound like an absolute moron btw
>>686073848
>anyone who works in a used book store
nigga what explain yourself before I slap the shit outta you
>>686073899
>>686063887
People who post nigger tier memes to FB/social media. I'm not talking about 9geg/leddit tier memes, I'm talking about the cancer tier quotes/advice/words with excessive emojis that just give shitty advice.
>>686074003
You should go take an IQ test.
GDIs
Literally the scum of the earth.
>>686072310
See, that's the Biddy talk I'm talking about. Quit being an asshole chad
>>686063887
White people who don't believe in white privilege. Just white people in general.
>>686074102
Are there even still actual Nazis? I thought it was all neonazis now
People who dye their hair multiple colors.
I fucking get it. You're an attention whore. But seriously, you look like you dipped your head in a skittles fondue fountain.
Fucking Pick A Color! Just one color.
This shit's about as annoying as body modders, loaded up with more piercings than an alterboys backside.
>>686074357
You sound like a parasitic liberal fuckwit
>>686074352
!!! How'd you know my name was Chad, buddy!?
>>686074311
i have an IQ of 156, i'm 6'4 and i have a 9 inch dick. fuck off.
>>686063887
People that shitpost and make retarded threads
>>686074511
*clings to you and siphons off your precious bodily essences*
>>686074534
I'm not your buddy guy.
>>686074621
I bet you fat n ugly n broke doe
anyone who rides a bike, anyone who eats "SALAD", anyone who doesn't have a phd in either physics or math, anyone who thinks black people are okay, anyone who thinks women should be out property, anyone who is pure Aryan.
this is every singe retard on 4chan.
>>686074511
You racist homophobe, islamaphobe meat-eating scum!!!!!
>>686074441
Sure you do budddy, and I'm actually the god-janitor of Reddit, AMA.
>>686066488
The fuck is wrong with cis white males? What did they ever do?
>>686074748
I sexually identify as a conservative republican. Your intolerance of my gender role is triggering me.
>>686074349
Not really hate. More pity Id say.
>>686066123
You're supposed to identify with the Joker. That's the point of his character
>>686073814
yep bachelors in network communication and work data science right now filtering big data. Shit i was writing vb trojans and aimbots in unreal script while you were in your daddy's nutsack. Talk to me like that again little bitch. I bet you work home depot lol
>>686074719
Why would you want a phd? You can keep studying math beyond having a masters. Getting a phd is just a shit load of work for something ridiculously specific.
>>686074865
Existed
>>686074694
I'm not your guy, friend.
>>686064695
Is she a little person?
>>686074707
im totally broke and im pretty out of shape atm yh
>>686063887
Trump supporters.
>>686069773
For some reason I hate people with certain names too.
>>686075085
Anti trump supporters
>>686063887
people who just pretend to be weird
I can spot any of these motherfuckers on the spot and they piss me off so much
They are so artificial and fake
I just cant fucking stand them
>"Hey guys! Look! i am so quirky lol"
SHUT THE FUCK UP
EAT SHIT AND DIE
You are not fucking special
You are just like the same piece of shit like the 6 billion other fuckers that pretend they are "quirky" and "weird"
They have to lie to themselves that they are the special little snow flakes
Whats worse is that my campus is full of these fucking idiots
>>686074939
Fucking lol
>>686074865
built the pyramids using slaves
>>686075052
Ay! I'm not your friend buddy
>>686075224
oh shit
>>686075158
*curls up on your feet and purrs*
>>686075039
That's kind of fucked up to hate someone just for existing
You're no different from the people who would hate me for being trans
>>686074164
Bitch you probably don't even have hands
About 90% of non-greeks at my school, theyre pathetic.
>>686075239
Ancient Egyptians... cis white males. Hahahah
>>686069338
Can agree with this.
Especially youtubers.
Camera cuts every two seconds sends me flying into a rage.
>>686074976
edgelord detected
I hate people who spend more than 3hrs on the computer a day. So fucking pathetic lmao.
>>686065078
Say what now?
>>686075313
When you graduate you will realize about 90% of the greek are actually the pathetic ones
>>686073814
Hmm I think devry isn't as bad as people think. I went to Stanford and had to take a class at devry for network security.. I guess it's specific though? but still, two of my coworkers (google mtview) went to devry.
People who load the back of their vehicles with stickers, emblems, logos, and political shit.
I don't give a fuck who you're voting for, what music station you like, whether or not you heart your dog, where your kid goes to school, or if you think we should coexist.
Christ. I'm an atheist, and even I think the Darwin fish with legs thing is pretentious.
And don't get me started on fucking transformers logos. Autobots, transform and fuck-off.
>>686075224
Too late I already have them
>>686075297
WHADDAFUK U SAY BOUT ME BEETCH?
I'HVE YA KNOW AYE GRADYATED TOPPA MY CLASS IN SNORTIN CRACK
>>686074982
I'm actually a state government employee.
> vb and unreal script
> while you were in daddy's nutsack
First off, impossible as I am 27.
Second, this is still really laughable. Pic of you in workplace with timestamp or it didn't happen.
>>686075449
But the elite greeks, man, they knew how to live.
anyone named Dakota
I hate everyone
There's just some people who I hate a little less than others
>>686063887
People who would choose an animal life over a human
>>686075224
fuk u
Myself.
>>686075224
gib aids pl0x
>>686075352
>youtubers
the correct term is"Youtubian"
Women in general. I'm gay so
>>686075546
The elite anybody know how to live...
>>686075605
The term you are looking for is misanthrope.
>>686068268
As a Mexican- American living in Southern California
I can relate with you
I mean i hate trump but
If its him or hillary
I would have to pick him
Because fuck the establishment
I am still a Bernie Supporter but he is too far away from the nomination
>>686075602
You sound like all of my friends...
People who use emojis.
>>686075263
IIIIII'MMMMMM NOT YOUR BUDDDDYYYY, FWWWWWIEEEEEEENNNDDDD
>>686075753
^_~
Myself
>>686075535
>state employee
>retail
now that's laughable, bet my benefits kick the shit out of yours.. also, doubt you're making even close to 6. I'm 27 too haha
>>686074860
Dude, I was hating this shit before reddit became a thing. I'm talking early 90's level of hatred. Hate before it became cool.
>>686075449
Yeah because most of my brothers already have ~100K/Yr jobs lined up? You get denied at the door of too many parties bro is that why your mad?
>>686075628
Aww anon wana talk about it?
Girls who wear white converse
>>686075605
Why? I don't really think a human life is worth more than an animal.
We're animals, after all.
I'd save my pet before a stranger any day.
>>686075449
Ahhhh the classic angry geed...
>>686075496
Hmmmmmmm, maybe people just shit on DeVry cos it is overtly for profit where 'proper' Unis pretend they're non profit but are more predatory than DeVry. You might be on to something, anin.
>>686075930
doubt it's in svalley
>>686063887
People who when a group get quiet they say
>"Why are you so quiet?"
In order to break the silence
>>686075718
you know a word, big deal. that's not what he was describing it's not specific enough you fucking autist kys
>>686075753
y tho :3 xD *giggles* *runs away*
:> dawwww u know u luff mee~~~~! <3
hipsters, fuccbois and SJW scum.
>>686075837
already been said u unoriginal nigger kys
>>686075930
Enjoy counting your chickens before theyvare hatched. College kids always think they have it all lined up ;)
>>686075839
Well I am in a state with one of the shittiest labour laws (Idaho), so probably. But the benefits are the best any company in this state has to offer, which is why I deal with retail work and 10.10 an hour.
It doesn't help that I'm only a government employee because Idaho is extremely moralfag about alcohol and heavily regulates the sale of it.
>>686075295
Eww wtf
Get the fuck outta here tranny
>>686063887
Why do u hate the. Is it because what's in them is also in you why are you afraid to be apart of urself
>>686076135
Yeah we'ed probably end up hazing those nerds way to hard
Why is no one responding to my bait? Am I shadow banned?
>>686076304
It was a joke, you idiot. Considering that nearly all people act like animal lives are more valuable than human lives, it would mean he hates ALL people, therefore misanthrope.
>>686075945
Not today Anon....not today.
>>686076124
Id still smash you at beerpong even tho i didnt get a broomhandle up my ass to finally earn some friends
>>686076656
Which one is your bait?
>>686075288
Fuck off you fucking yiff cunt
>>686076476
Got alum in higher up position, so unless we kill a hooker or something were good. Enjoy making my burgers.
>>686075924
I know where you're coming from bro, my dick was chopped off when moot's mom hit me with her car.
>>686076803
*nuzzles you and purrs more loudly*
Rappers
>>686076540
>27
>10.10
:/
>>686076570
You wouldn't last 4 hours in a startup little bitch lol come to sandhill, I dare you.
THE GAME
>>686076563
Ouch my feelers, nah i know i'm a disusting sub human. ONce i graduate i'm going to kill myself so there is one less trans piece of shit on this planet.
>>686076756
Aww well hugs and stuff
