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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
Miho claimed
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, i'm shipped with Spike
Claim'd
>>686058415
I figured that you at least had enough sense to recognize your superiors. How can the others even hope to compare to a perfect, celestial entity? One so powerful that she ascended to godhood. But how could a simple cow fucker understand?
>quit that I am only partly serious
>you're still a heretic though
>>686059021
>the lewd revolution
Soon.
>>686060696
Lewd posting
>Keep waifus slutty
How am I so tired already?
I just remembered that the blu-ray/DVD for the GuP movie comes out on the 27th. Then it's just a bit more wait for subs.
Finally.
>>686060696
kagami claimed!!!
>>686060899
Dubs don't lie.
>Rattle
>Mizore here.
>>686060632
>my excuse
Lack of tea....
Lala claimed
Pepe claimed.
Eat your heart out, /b/.
>>686060970
From "looking" at all that lewd.
>>686060899
yeowch....
Claim
Rory-sama claimed
>>686059301
>tired rattle
>>686060899
have fun~
>>686060899
I bet Spike isnt too happy with this
>>686061171
>>686060966
>lewd
pet yukkuri marisa claimed.
>>686060959
Man you just said it yourself, I love what is considered by most religions a demon or at least an abomination, I'm pretty used to being a heretic.
>>686060970
Because you don't get enough sleep.
Spiderman claimed
>>686060899
Spike, baby.
Let's do this. The dubs don't lie.
>>686061273
Oh i will.
>Rattle rattle
>>686061470
I bet so too lol
>>686061028
Yeah im waiting for the AK subs before i get it.
>>686061180
Oh.
>>686061533
That too.
>>686060935
Heyooo
>>686061684
>>686062058
Already have it
>>686060696
Reclaimed
>>686060966
keep your waifu pure!
That's enough...
>>686062178
How bout this one
>>686061032
She has nice vagina bones.
Well, got the air intake off. Waiting for dads friend to come over with the gauges to check the valves.
As well, good evening /waifu/!
>>686061684
Finally tho, I can't wait.
I've been waiting since it got announced, I'm hyped for it and I hope it's good, since GuP is one of my favourite anime after Madoka.
>>686061814
And it is kinda late, I'd tell you to try and get some sleep but that's apparently out of your control. Make sure you mention all this and the other stuff we talked about tomorrow with your doctor alright.
>>686062446
>>686062446
Is this a child or a panzer?
>>686062325
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>>686062572
I will, I promise.
>>686062446
Have the whole set with everyone.
>>686062740
You waifu slut!
>>686062598
She doesn't look very impressed.
>>686062737
Good.
>>686062740
Damn.
>>686062513
Yeah. I was mad there was no Cam to be found on it. And there is all this fan art and i don't know the story behind it.
FUCK ELIMATION/TRIALS OF OSIRIS
Swiggity swag what's in the bag?
When the rest of your friends all have their main and are super happy and excited to be using them.
>But I still must wait 3 months
>Feigned happiness for their sakes
>Suffering
>Kill me
>>686062740
If you have any lewd Darjeeling, I would be highly offended!
>>686063126
hey karen!!! how are you doing?!?!
>>686062478
Good evening. Hows things aside from the car being in pieces?
>>686062740
I believe they also did that with Kirino and co.
>>686063012
We do Trials of Nethys in Pathfinder soon.
>probably way off the mark with that one
>>686063126
Cookies!
>>686063126
>
>>686063183
Juri.
>>686062464
>vagina dentata?
>>686063199
>try make a free dump
Here we go.
>What's in the bag?
Another waifu thread.
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>>686063247
>pic
fifty keks
>>686063368
>>686063126
Tsk tsk, I missed, never did have good aim.
Winners don't always hit their mark, anyway.
>>686063247
Bike, Rory, bike!
Not too bad. A bit bored, but such is life. Over at my grandpas, might head home soon. Been out since I woke up!
How are you doing?
>>686063183
Kill them all.
Dont wait.
>>686063126
>its a sniper
>>686063445
Its a recent aquisition.
>>686063247
>Kirino and co.
Dont have anything on them
>>686063199
I have a whole folder just for her.
>>686063689
I really like it. Here, take this.
>>686063126
>
>>686063006
Yeah there's a ton of fanart with the new girls.
All I know is that the finnish school girls are cute.
Yay, everyone's using my Ohayou intesify gifs I've made for them.
>>686063707
I'm gonna go... be offended elsewhere...
>triggered so much right now...
>>686063445
>Only 50 keks
>>686063238
My nigga
Just finished playing overwatch with a friend
Maybe gonna watch lucky star
>>686063276
Woo!
how are you?
>>686063280
*pat*
how are you doing?
>>686063567
Winners link posts after all
>>686063689
SPY
>>686063856
*pat pat*
other kyouko gone?
>>686063856
Only finish girl i like is Eila from strike witches.
And i want to know whats up with the walking bear thing in the movie.
>>686064019
>tfw no kagami ohayou
>>686064159
nice!!! sounds like a good day!!
>>686064019
>Imagine it's shaking.
What's up with all the ugly nose-less cartoon 'girls' that are drawn in lame and cheep styles?
>>686063280
Galko.
>It's been a long night.
How goes it?
>>686063689
I don't wish to wait a single moment longer. Spent the day with friends and watching/hearing them have such fun with their characters was both nice and depressing.
And you? Having a better time, maybe?
Amatsu claimed~
>>686064019
>that I made for them
>them
>not me
I'm not offended, just a little hurt.
Wounded, even.
I kid, but nevertheless that gif is fantastic and gives me joy everytime you post it.
>>686063707
>lewd warning
https://hitomi.la/galleries/868265.html
>>686063825
Stop what?
>>686064325
>Rory has no ohaiyo
>tfw
>>686064557
>>686064159
>other kyouko gone?
Yeah he has been gone for quite some time by now, I think he was already gone when you were still here.
>>686064208
>Only finish girl i like is Eila from strike witches.
Eila a cute indeed.
>And i want to know whats up with the walking bear thing in the movie.
Yeah, I honestly can't wait, hope the subs come out quickly after the official release.
>>686064579
hey amtasu, how are ya??
>>686064605
we're just not poplar enough i guess...
>>686064159
Tired.
>I just found like 400 Galko pics
>this is good
>>686064574
I had a good vomit 2.5 hours ago. It helped with my nausea problem no end. It was literally just my breakfast and it was over quickly. A near perfect vomit by my standards.
>>686064557
>u wot
>>686064822
Guess not.
>>686064557
Fuck, I'll take the bait.
>not understanding what the nose standard is for anime
>implying it was ever any better
>>686064871
What anime is this, anyway?
I've been meaning to ask you that.
I really like the art style.
>>686064104
Bye triggered-chan
>>686064159
Doing ok. But still hurt all over from moving my sisters stuff.
>>686064605
Meh not into her.
>>686064747
Indeed
>>686064822
Bastion make me wish I was dead~
What about you?
>>686064589
Well shit, what image do you want intesified? It only takes me 30 seconds to make it. Of course I'm about to go masturbate, so it'll be a while before you get it, but it's not a bother for me to make.
>>686064413
>
>Shiro
Leone is mine
DIO-sama
My cock claimed
>>686064325
It sure is
I haven't played in a while with friends, not counting akiko. It was nice
>>686064747
Good, I think, desu. You're the favourite kyouko anyway.
>>686064579
Hi amatasu megu
>>686064871
Fucking nice, where'd you get the pictures from?
How'd your doctor's appointment.
>>686065094
Finally done though?
How's your throat?
>>686065184
holy diver
>>686065261
hi penis
How are you feeling today?
Claimed
>>686064325
How are you doing by the way?
>>686065184
>you're not the real Dio
Go away.
>>686065261
I guess if someone claimed their right hand...
>>686064982
Oshiete! Galko-chan
>>686065346
Let's just say I was looking for doujins and found this blessing.
>>686064605
>Sexualizing the Neko
God damn I wasn't even posting this time
Mine! yum
>>686065116
Thank you.
Going to be now guys, got to go to work tomorrow.
>>686065184
How do you feel to be dead now Dio-sama
>>686065346
And Im doing fine what about you?
>>686065643
Dont worry im a happy penis not a mad one
>>686065768
>>686065114
c'mon, you gotta show him who's boss!!!
im sleepy lol, but normal stuff otherwise!!
>>686065346
it's always more fun to play with people than alone!!!
>im doing okay, a little drowsy lol
>>686065346
>How's your throat?
Still hurts and still need to call about my tooth.
>>686065727
Who is it?
<----------------------------------------------4chan is my waifu! nao leave my waifu alone!------------------------------------------------------>
>>686064968
Excellent. Does this usually end up happening to you?
>>686065116
>30 seconds
Goddamn that's some efficient shit, friend.
How about this?
>>686065261
Whatever works, bud.
>>686065647
100% willing to watch it for exclusively science reasons.
>But seriously though, I'm really digging the art
>Very vibrant
>>686065346
Hi Lebanon Karen
>hope I'm talking to the right one
How are you this morning?
>>686065879
I try D:
You should sleep if you're tired~
Don't want you to be like me
>>686065346
>You're the favourite kyouko anyway.
Eh, I hope so!
>>686065735
nighty night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite!!
>>686060696
blyat
>>686065656
I apologise, I saw a style in a lewd someone posted of GuP and I posted the one I knew of.
>>686065768
Happy penis is a good penis.
>methinks you need more pics of your waifu
>you wont last long otherwise
>>686065989
Occasionally. My offsider at work knows whwn it becomes an issue due to working with me before, so he knew right away that me having a vomit was a good thing. Everyone on the floor was all weirded out by me coming out of the toilet and saying that it was a damn good vom.
>>686065735
Have a good night!
>>686065727
Misato?
>>686064574
I'm very tired, but I'll probably be up for a while.
>>686066030
The entire show is under 2 hours long.
>the art is really nice
>>686066068
try harder!!!! you have to beat him!
i would if i could, ill try to later on...
>implying that's a bad thing
>>686066229
Suka
>>686066229
where's hanako when you need her???
>>686066272
As an aside, if Ive had no appetite, the vomit normally resets that too.
>>686063585
Im doing well, completely forgot about replying to you, I feel like a shitter.
Oh. This pic is an amazing candidate for intensifying.
>I summon Shiro
>>686066495
Suka blin
>>686066480
All right, I'll try to~
>yes, yes it's bad
Shinobu best waifu
>>686066495
its Cyka tho
>>686066591
what do you mean?
I can be around without hanako.
claimed
>>686065647
I'm gonna need some details on that.
Was the folder in just one of the doujins?
What happened lol
Your doctor's appointment though, how did it go?
>>686065768
Absolutely great, penis-kun.
Where are you from?
>>686065879
Sleepy? How long have you been up?
>>686065890
Hopefully didn't catch that virus
What's up with your tooth?
Just gonna relax for tonight?
>>686066068
Heyo, yeah it's me
Brazil hasn't posted in a while. Not since I joined actually.
Check filenames
>pic related
>>686066229
hotaru!
>>686066735
Vodka! Csgo! Blyat! Chort!
>>686066847
I DONT GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST SHIT
>>686066871
Sinon!!!
>>686066735
okay!! i wish you luck!!
>>686066847
i dunno...she's just always looking for you
>>686066229
Ah, I see you've claimed MY waifu
Rolling for Hannanon's waifu!
If dubs, she's mine.
>I figured out the name the best I could
Really though, how's your day been...?
>>686066371
>under 2 hours
I'll have it finished by the end of night, most likely. Thanks for the name, friend!
You're a real winner.
>>686066871
>Nyan
>>686066988
>Hopefully didn't catch that virus
What one?
>What's up with your tooth?
Filling broke.
Just gonna relax for tonight?
Yeah just sitting here eating some pizza.
>>686066988
not too long!! 18 hours or somethin like that
>>686066988
hi karen!
that folder is impressive.
>>686067054
ok tsun-san
>>686067125
yis, i seem to be around with hanako isn't on though
>not on purpose
>it's a conspiracy
>>686067290
>WE DEM POIS
im good!
my mouf hurts though, went to the dentist today and got a cavity filled.
its so sore.
>>686066272
I can imagine most would be perplexed at hearing that as vomiting isn't exactly pleasant. Normies, I guess.
>REEE and all that
Good that you're feeling better, I suppose.
>>686066674
Makes sense, cause lurching and expelling is a thing.
>>686066371
Oh. Well, I'm sure it'll work out well for you in the end.
>>686067532
How are you fuccboi
Obligatory Rikka claim.
>>686066272
>methinks you need more pics of your waifu
Okay then ill take a new picture and use it next. Either this thread or the next depending on time
>>686066988
Im from the USA what about you?
>>686067532
are you the same person??? lol
kinda a shame, she really does like you
>>686066988
I could link it, if you want.
>It's still Tuesday
>I have 11 hours
>>686067290
No problem, have fun.
>>686067685
Hopefully.
>>686067054
Tovarishch, idi nahuy pozhaluysta
>>686066988
Alright~
You're right, it's been a while since I saw Brazil..
>>686067125
Thank you!
>>686067532
Your shipmate has very poor self-control btw
You should keep her in check~
>pic totally not sponsored
a a a a a a a a a
Sorry I haven't been very active today, new game syndrome and all.
>>686067532
>Got a cavity filled
Jinkies, Shaggy.
I think I'm gonna go get my mouth checked out soon, though. I don't eat sweet things, but I'm pretty confident I've got a cavity or two.
>How
>How does this shit even happen to me
I hope your mouth feels better, mate!
>>686067973
>New game syndrome
OOOooooh what game?
>>686068323
Overwatch, been playing the fuck out of it all day.
>>686067431
The virus your sister had, yes?
Filling broke? What dopes that mean?
What's in the pizza desu?
>>686067475
Go to sleep! What's keeping you up?
I FUCKING LOVE THE LUCKY STAR INTRO
>>686067532
Thank you friendo
How are you doing?
>>686067807
I'm from lebanon, people here call me lebo karen
Do you work or study?
>>686067923
I would appreciate this link, desu.
>counting those hours
>heart is with you
>>686067964
Yeah he stopped posting right when I started I think, when did you start again?
>>686067973
Hey barry, enjoying overwatch?
>tfw drank spoiled milk
>kagami
>>686068467
His tooth filling broke. Thatll be expensive to replace.
>tfw my teeth are shattering around my fillings
>>686068586
Been there, done that. It sucked but youll live
>>686068467
>check first pic of waifu
It's been a month and a few days..
>>686068586
See ya on the other side~
>>686068467
>The virus your sister had, yes?
Oh that she didnt tell me what she had.
>Filling broke? What dopes that mean?
I had a cavity filled years ago and part of the filling broke of so it hurts.
>What's in the pizza desu?
3 meat Little Creases
>>686068323
Shall I crop the text out to where it's just her?
>>686068467
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/915644/4fe37a38f8/
>It's just screenshots from the show
>>686068467
the intro is great!!! are you still on ep 6???
>>686068436
Oh shit
I know nothing about Overwatch but I've heard nothing but good things about it through the grapevine!
>Except for the controversy surrounding Tracer's ass
>And a fine controversy it was, indeed
>>686068586
>Drinking spoiled milk
>Drinking any milk at all
Lame.
>>686068935
>little creases
I giggled at this for no reason.
I gotta go, see ya'll later.
>>686068467
VERY much so yeah
>>686060696
>>686069069
Oh shit I didn't even think about that!
Yes, pleaaaaaase.
>you the real winner here
>>686069386
>Shiro
>>686067743
muh jaw hurts
>>686067832
>same person
kek no
>>686067964
im aware, hanako is a free spirit
>kinda
>>686068323
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE
IVE MADE MY MISTAAAKEESS
>>686068467
good! just mouth is a little sore, atleast i have chicken
how are you karen?
>>686069249
there is so much god damn worship worthy booty and leg in that fucking game holy hell. Tracer, D.Va, Mercy, Widowmaker
Homura anon?
>>686069630
she went to sleep anon
>>686069630
she went to sleep anon
>>686069249
but i need milk for my bones!!!
>Rift
>Be on lead for good half match
>Enemy team catches up and fucks us in the bum bum
COME THE FUCK ON GUYS WE WERE IN THE FUCKING LEAD, fucking HATE destiny players
/rant
>>686069544
Told you my dick is too good
>>686069544
>>686069884
>spooked
how are ya bun anon???
>>686068849
What the fuck I'm sorry about that lol
Are you okay though? That sounds really bad
>>686068869
You never saw brazil then
He stopped posting 2 months ago
It was always me!
>>686068935
I like meat, but what's Little Creases?
Sorry about your toof, hopefully you can get it fixed yes? But rory said it's expensive, is it?
Got anything you need to do for the rest of the week or just chilling?
>>686069085
But...
Why?
Why would someone make this then upload it? Lol? Most of them aren't even fappable.
>>686069193
sorry about the milk fire skelly
I'm on episode 7 I think
I fucking love the lucky channel girl at the end, the poor guy with her lol
>>686069544
What happened to your mouth? I'm doing fine desu, just finished playing a game with a friend, haven't done that in a while.
>>686069324
great desu
who have you been playing?
>>686070011
maybe uh, stop playing bad games
>>686069513
Hey, can I get you to intensify
>>686066674
>>686063689
And this one? They're all pretty worthy of it.
>>686070203
Maybe uh, kiss my ass
>>686070190
Mercy and Hanzo mainly, with a small amount of others mixed in.
>>686070363
Waste of money (^:
