How old are you and how much do you make per hour /b/ ?
OP - 20 $22
>>686057029
KANO
>>686057029
28, ~$61
>>686057656
what the fuck do you do
>>686057029
26
>9.60
>and it all goes to child support
>and what's left I'm using to pay off a purge against me for being in contempt of court for not paying for 3 years after I walked out on my job and tried to kill myself.
>All the money in the world won't rid you of being a faggot.
>>686057029
25 - one job gives me 17$/hr for 37,5 hours a week
the other gives me 25$/hr for 10 hours a week
I'm still finishing my master's degree and don't give a fuck about what I'll make when I'll teach in college, I just want to work (about 49 000 a year entry level)
27 and about 73/hr. ChemE
>>686058937
I can only imagine the financial and therefor mental security that comes from a job paying that
25 $100/hr
>>686059360
Before anyone asks, I'm a quant developer for an investment firm
33 - 55k
>>686059515
I want to pursue c++ but.. fuck programming
20
$41.86 per hour
>>686059832
If you're not passionate about it, don't bother. You'll suck at it and you'll be miserable.
>>686057029
44y/o - approx $105 per hour (depending on bonus).
>Wendy's chef
>37
> $8.75/hr
18yo make 20$/hr local restaurant/pizzeria
21 - $28/hr
22
120 euros per hour.
30 yr. $25.25 hr
>>686057029
18
$17/hr
23 - on yearly salary that amounts to about $40/hr
18 $18.55/hr
lifeguarding is the best
26, 16 euros
I'm an intern in germany, this is good average what i get. Sucks to study 6 years for that.
24
10.30/hr
want to go back to college but i have no idea for what
26- 43.88H
26, 45k/year
>>686057029
22 $9.10
>>686059222
>mental security that comes from a job paying that
mental security from your financial situation is a crutch
24yo
2 full-time jobs (private security and construction), calculates out to about $17.03/hr, 76hrs a week.
Plus another $200/month for station duty pay (volunteer firefighter), and $55/wk for plasma donation
>>686059515
shill
30 years old
6.5 hours of the day @ $43.50
3.5 hours over time @ $67
Work 10 hour days
>>686061449
jesus christ are you me?
>>686062199
Job? Career?
>>686059920
sucking cock pays pretty well i see
23 and I make 50$ an hour as an electrician
>>686062524
Oh and I make double time on weekends
>>686057985
Tough break nigga
>>686057029
"gimme a break, baby!"
I'm 23 and I make roughly 30 dollars an hour
>>686062501
Industrial electrician in the oil patch of northern Alberta
18-11.25$CAD
>>686057029
21
Making 140 an hour. Suck it
>>686062501
You must not work for the union , j man rate is 47.50
>>686063400
wtf do you do?
im 18
work at a restaurant
going to Wyoming to work soon
got a promotion make $13 an hour
>>686063071
oil field trash baby
frac on
$25/hr to drink hot chocolates
They get old real quick
>>686063563
Alberta proud baby!
33. Salaried, but comes out to about $35/hour.
32, $350/hr (inb4 lyingfag)
I'm on a partner track in a midsize-large law firm. I bill out at $450, work exclusively on commercial litigation and corporate law.
It's a great salary, but I literally don't know where the last 6 years of my life have gone, I don't really have friends, barely see my family, and I think I'm going insane.
>>686063503
tells lies on /b/
18 10.50 at wall-mart stocking meat easy job, going to community college after i graduate majoring in chem and hopefully going to med school want to work er
>>686063535
well you know fuck that, if I go to Wyoming ill make only $10 so why the fuck would I go out of my way to make less money? lol what the fuck
>>686063711
rig hand and roustabout down here in the marcellus/utica
>>686063503
Im a stock broker. Started as a intern at wells fargo, got hired. They paid for my series 7 and i passed.
20
$10.00 an hour
>>686063535
>>686063966
if you are in wyoming and you make less than 20$/hr you are a dumb shit
21 - $10
I suck, I know.
>>686057029
60k @ 30
Above avg in AZ
>300 years old
>5,000 zeni/hour
>I teach young martial artists how to improve their fighting ability
32, $40ish/hr
>>686063773
Damn dude, I've got family in financial/cooperate law with the same sort of thing. She's a partner now. Hang in there.
22 -11$
ems is so shit as far as pay goes
>>686064369
yea youre right im not too smart
>>686064369
teach me how to make more money in wyoming
36
112,000 a year.
Engineer.
>>686058432
>>686057985
>>686060473
>>686060574
>>686060711
>>686061050
>>686061317
>>686061330
>>686061594
>>686063303
>>686063535
>>686063940
>>686064109
>>686064415
>>686064655
Thank you guys for posting your real age and pay instead of lying like everyone else.
>>686064655
I'm a former FF/medic, EMS instructor, yada, yada, yada....Go into nursing or be a PA or MD. Or move to where EMS & fire run separate & do full time AMR, flight medic shit & make an acceptable living.
Either way don't stop at EMT & become stagnate.
>>686063400
You make more in an hour than I make in a week
>>686057029
22, unemployed, parents are so desperate to get me out of the house that they bought me a car, pay my tuition, and pay my gym membership.
16- 11.50
>>686065345
******in a day*******
>>686057029
30 years old
$70/h after taxes
22. $20. summer job
>>686057029
30 years old, $31 per hour, Jr dotNET developer
>>686057029
>Don't get paid by the hour. I'm on salary and make about 87k a year. Really good for my area. Especially since my wife makes about 40k a year.
>>686057029
18
$12
>>686064587
It's a grind. Everyone I interact with is either a social climber or pretty much a synthetic human being. I think some would even say the same about me. I get 14 days of paid vacation a year. Last time I scheduled a week off, I didn't even know what to do. I couldn't even think of something I enjoyed. I sat at my place for 3 days, came back to work and docked the other 4 for the end of the year, though I've been giving serious thought to saying fuck it and doing something else. Good for your family member for sticking it out though. It's not easy, that's for sure.
>>686057861
Whore
22
$33
Actuary
>>686062504
Pretty specific. Imagine giving the guy his 14c change
It varies. My current deal netted about 180k for about 40 hours work. So 4500/hour this time. Usually I'm between 900 and 1500 per hour.
>>686063773
>I bill out at $450
fuck you
>>686057029
27
32.5$
sales
>>686064755
work in the oil field
>>686060215
I did C++, now I do C#. I am not passionate about it, dropped out of high school, and only have an IT degree. I can't even create a simple array without looking up the syntax, but I always find a way to make shit work. You don't have to be a genius to do this crap, you don't have to be "passionate", you don't even need a computer science degree. Realistically even the ability to make a hello world could probably get you a job somewhere as a business analyst or some shit.
>>686066214
what the hell?
>>686064016
How much for s7?
Also what degree did you do?
>>686057029
20
35
Welder
18
$0/hr but $17M in inheritance
still spend my days browsing /b/ on a $300 walmart laptop
22/$26
>>686066750
>>686063773
How much do you work? And what does your daily workload look like? I just got a consulting job and I hear its the same kind of thing, wondering what my life will be like
19 10$ around 27/hr a week
>>686067010
i mean i have no way of convincing anyone so it might as well be bullshit
27
60k-180k
Key account manager
25
$10 n hour
40 hr weeks
Steal anywhere from $50-$100 a night from register cause nooooooooooooooobody notices, for last 6 months.
Am janitor.
And lazy.
Local gym.
Sluts on cam.
Win.
>>686061330
SAme bro, not to mention everyone makes it sound like you go back and then get that same 10.30/hr job again this time with 100k+ debt
>>686067420
i wanna be like you
33
$430/hr
Wedding photographer. That's what I make per hour for the day essentially. I charge more than that to pay my second shooter and my assistant, plus extras. I have different rates for other shit.
It's a pretty awesome job if you like free time.
>>686057861
Software engineer
>>686067069
It's pretty much 7 days per week, with Sunday being about a half-day to catch up. The day-to-day changes and is rarely the same schedule-wise, but it just depends on what's going on. The mornings in court are mostly routine motion calls and case management, later morning the same, afternoon is either client management, client intake, or trial. It's a variety of any of that. I usually stay until around 8/9, with 7ish being an early day. Saturday is 9-5.
27 $17.47
In Arkansas, so it's kind of a lot.
18
$8.50
>>686059920
Timestamp, slut
You guys are a bunch of goddamned liars.
>>686068134
where at in AR?
19
$9
>>686067420
>steal 50-100 a night
Ok mate lets see
(40 hours) = 5 days a week/ 5 thefts per week
Lets call it $70 flat.
You only get what, like 2 weeks off max?
50 weeks, x 5 days = 250 working days
250 working days * 70 = $17,500
No one notices 17,500 afk from the register.
I run a small business and there is 0% chance money on that scale would ever simply dissapear. Your uneducated brain probably did not think of (when coming up with your stupid post) that there are tax reports, operations reports, counts, audits and the whole lot.
Have a nice day, being unemployed in your mom's basement where you are so pathetic that even in your fantasy you're a fucking janitor.
24
1500-7300/h
escort
>>686067308
Also, the fact that it's complete and utter bullshit.
23 y/o
casino dealer
24-27 $ hours depending on tips, idk how much per year Istarted 5 months ago
pretty chil ifyou like nigth shifth
Have no shame and no care for self worth.
Anyone know if there is a market for male prostitutes? (that don't fuck men).
I could live with fucking fat ugly bitches.
>>686068894
No, because most any woman can get dick for free, and niggers do the fatties for free or at most a bucket of fried chicken
>>686063071
howd your evn get that position??
>>686057029
Sup
>23
>genuinely never had a job or been paid for work ever
>kinda want one though
>sucks
>>686057029
21 $48
And in another year and a half it hikes up to $54
19
Server at chilis
on average 15$ an hour
>>686068575
>You are so pathetic that even in your fantasy you're a fucking janitor.
Got that fucker!
>>686069191
Parents support you and don't care?
They looking to adopt?
>>686069191
how's it feel to be a completely unskilled and useless sack of shit?
>>686062034
How?
It seems like much less of a worry about money. No fights about money. No distractions because of money problems.
>>686069460
>implying any job that pays under 15/hr is defined as a 'skill'
16 i make 0 dollhairs
>>686069580
>implying that even fucking matters if you've never had any job at all and are in your mid twenties
don't disagree though
>>686069288
>>686067669
>Wedding photographer
how do i become this?
18, $22. welder
I'm a strong independent man who don't need no college
>>686069440
Nope, just relied on uni loans and shit fur a few years. Never really had to work to live. Now job seekers gimmie money every two weeks.
But yeah I Spose I don't live in a poverty family
>>686069460
I'm pretty intelligent, got high grades at school and A levels. Git a degree too.
Just never got any experience so getting a job now is hard.
Right now I'm 22 and I'm making $46 an hour but I finish my apprenticeship in September and then I will be making $92 an hour, and I only have a highschool diploma for education. Stay mad, only part that sucks is the 10 panel drugs tests done quarterly every year but u manage
>>686070182
What do you do?
>>686070252
Make shit up on /b/ mostly.
27 yo, 10$ per hour in a country where 400 bucks is a "normal" weige
20, $10.14
19 13.50
Backup department head at kroger
33, $85 an hour, graphic design for marketing
>>686067659
>>686067420
Samefagging so hard, nobody wants to live that shit life not to mention it's fake as dick and nobody fell for ur bait
>>686070542
>weige
u fucking wot m8
>29 yo
>8,50€
>i m a loser, didnt learn now i work a shit job
22 and im a professional neet
>>686070587
How do you go from clerk to lead or backup that young? I've been with kroger 12 years now and am still just a stocker
>>686071186
ahahahaha dude you must be a total shit
>>686071186
You probably are average at your job and they see no potential in you.
I've been working at my job for bout 3 months and they're already giving me manager position.
Which is great, can't wait to fire everyone.
>>686066004
>>686067859
These are the same job
>>686071186
I dunno i started as a bagger when i was 14 and went to drug gm clerk at 16 when i got a car. Always worked hard and got shit done. Had another job lined up and told the store manager i was gonna leave and take it and he offered me backup drug so i just went with it
>>686057029
29
60 USD an hour
Pharmacist
>>686071491
>Managing the Dollar Store
so proud!
>>686057029
34, $40 per hour
>>686070252
>>686070449
I'm an iron worker in New York City, local 40 iron worker,great union, has me set up, retirement funds, great insurance, and even dental, my dad worked with them too which is prob why I got the job but it's just a small written test pass a physical and a drug test then they chose based on percentile for the written test if you do everything else properly, but they only give out applications every 2 or 3 years and accept a small percentage of applicants, also u just missed it this year the last Thursday it was they were handing out applications was last week but go for it in 2018 great job no complaints
>>686071678
This is literally my same position, Work hard, don't complain, and when you try to leave they realize you are worth more than they pay you.
23
Commission but averages out to around $35 an hour
>>686069580
>implying that there is no such thing as an under paid American
>>686070182
>>686071842
That's actually so dope man glad ur life is going well, any chance they would hire people with felloneys on their record though?
>>686060473
Considering where you work, I wouldn't exactly call you a "chef"
>>686057029
17- $8.75
>>686071394
I'm not I work hard and do everything that is asked of me.
>>686071491
How do i show them i have potential?>>686071678
Were you full time before becoming backup?
I make about $60 an hour shilling for Hilary Clinton in online forums
>>686072061
I'm implying for 15/hr literally 99% of the human population could do it. These kinds of jobs do not require skill, just a person to do them.
>>686072387
I'm sorry bro, if you have been a fucking stocker for 12 years and wondering why you're sitll in your current position, you are a complete and total shit
>>686070542
>weige
>>686070894
sorry, lapsus linguae and english is not my mother tongue
Europe, The Baltics - ~27k EUR per year
>>686071970
Right? It's a lot of work and can be stressful but it's not fucking hard. I literally stock and scan shit and find good location for merchandise it's so easy but every other person in the store thinks that working there is the hardest and worst thing ever. It's so easy to outshine everyone else
>>686057029
27 next month, I charge $250 an hour, contracted by cisco
>>686072387
I got fulltime after 8 weeks of going to drug department
>>686072230
They actually do, my friend who got in at the same time as me did 18 months in federal prison for reckless endangerment because he and his 2 best friends at the time OD'd on herion, his life was so fucked cuz he was an addict his 2 best friends OD on some bad herion and he got lucky (or unlucky) and had to live through it, but now he works here with me and I think there's quite a few people with records here, but I could just be profiling cuz there's lots of tatted up minorities
>>686057029
Plumber in spokane washington lol make 55 a hr I'm 25 lol
>>686073040
That's bullshit 12 years of seniority and I haven't been given full time. Fuck kroger
29. I made a bit over $1M last year. I'm the CEO of a company that I started.
>>686070542
TRUMP will take care of niggers like you
>>686073466
lend me about 5k so i can start my own company, and i will give you 30% of everything i make for the first 5 years.
>>686070182
>>686071842
>>686073185
Am I falling for bait or does this seem really legit, the wages don't seem far off either apparently local 40 in NYC is the highest paid iron working Union in the world too. Shit Shia seems too good to be true I actually want to move to New York in 2018 and give this a shot, it's like a do over in life where u can make like 200k a year even if you were previously just a big fuckup
>>686073390
Lol dude it's not difficult, obviously something is wrong if you aren't full time after 12 years. Talk to your store manager and ask him why
>>686073771
If all you need is $5k (I started my business with $4k investment from me and $4k by partner), put it on a credit card.
>>686073977
I have he said that he will when a position opens up
Unemployed
>>686070182
>>686071842
>>686073185
>>686073898
I was just looking into it as well yeah it seems really legit from everything I can find, this is one of the best that I actually believe on this thread especially considering you didn't even go to college
>>686073466
Now this is bait tho
>>686073985
fuck you. how many drug dealers do you know that will sell 5k of heroin and will take visa?
>>686074185
Nah he's just appeasing you. You're probably average or sub par with performance
23 - 20$ an hr and I do work on the side for 35$ hr
23, 80-200k my incomes fluctuates depending on my investment returns and how the market is doing.
>>686073985
Pfft, a REAL CEO millionaire would've jumped on that dude's offer. You just exposed yourself as a lying liar who lies to impress random on the internet.
>>686057029
>25
>commission
>taking people on tandem skydives
>freefall videography as well
>Roughly $1100 a week plus tips
>>686057029
27
10.10 USD
>>686074455
Jumped on that offer.... It was hardly an offer it was a /b/tard asking for $5k dollars lmfao
>>686073466
I bet you jerk off to pictures of Martin Shkreli.
22
$13
Just fuck my shit up
>>686057029
30y/o, $25.39/hr 60hrs/week
Quality control for a defense contractor
Also
Gunsmithing on the side $50/hr labor rate, hours vary wildly.
>>686070182
>>686071842
>>686073185
>>686073898
>>686074297
I wanna call bait so hard but idk
37 $55
>>686057029
roughly $100 but i only work a couple hours a week
>>686075820
im 20 btw
24/14.00hr
>>686075820
Is that your incall rate? What's your pimps cut?
>>686076017
lol i do gigs
>>686071569
truth
>>686057029
>19
>7.65
>>686076112
You didn't answer the question.
>>686057029
>28
>12.50
>1200 Rent
>300 on bills
>240 Cigarettes
>Feel homeless 3/4 of the time
>Realize I'm not leaching off government, or others making the same/less than me
>Tell myself to be content
>Reassure myself this is normal
>Fall asleep hoping to wake up 20 years ago, or with money... or possibly not wake up
>go to work smile
>Pretend everything's awesome
>Have that realization that I'm not a leach and have a roof.
>MRW its a never ending cycle of shit.
>>686076112
oooh, gotcha. Like bachelor parties and stuff? Independant work can be risky though, watch yourself out there. (If you aren't a hooker, sorry for taking the piss, couldn't resist lol)
>>686076461
golden showers are extra
>>686076384
if my agent gets me the gig he gets 10%
>>686076387
at least you're not lying about like literally every other person in this thread
>>686076461
>>686076384
guys i just play music at restaurants and pubs and parties
>>686057029
32
$7.25
I work about 30 hours a week. I live in a one bedroom apartment with 3 other people. All of us work about that much and party. I love my life.
>>686076738
Hey now, lots of lawyers, doctors, and chemical engineers browse /b/ at midnight on a Tuesday!
>>686072299
Newfag
>>686057029
> 23
> 25$/h with 9-5, 70$/h freelancing
>30 year old wizard in training
>$16.00/hr
>still live at home for free
>save all money except vehicle expenses (gas/insurance/etc)
feels good man
>>686076968
I dunno, if i was making 100k a year, I wouldn't be on here, probably be doing something less faggoty, or being more of a faggot in real life.
>>686076831
Well, that relieving and disappointing all at once, isn't it? Instrument? Any session work? My uncle used to make a decent living that way, though that was some time ago, no clue what the industry is like these days.
>>686057029
24. i have no job. i occasionally sell weed and shrooms but mostly rely on my girlfriend who ive been with since 7th grade whos now an accountant to provide for me. im not fixing my run on sentence.
>>686067669
>>686069991
i would also like to know
>>686069191
fuck bro, i started work at 16, and not because poorfag, but because I liked making my own cash.
20 - 20 yeeee
39 $32an hour. In the environmental management business. Clean mold,Meth houses,hazmat, biological waste removal and disposal.
37 $53
>>686057029
22 $43.75
22 making $66 aud an hour
18 i make $735 an hour doing legal consults
18/h
28
Just fuck my shit up
>>686077398
play guitar and sing covers. standard shit. wouldnt say im good enough for real session work. all ive done is do some recording for my mate doing a degree in audio production. its real good pretty easy money but sometimes gigs can be a bit thin. currently trying to up my guitar game and work on my voice to see how far i can take it. still going to uni for likely back up
27 - $57/hr
Life is fucking good
im six months old, i make $300,000 per 15 minutes
>>686065379
Have you considered suicide
Or perhaps wrapping that free car around a tree
Anything to prevent me from spending another minute breathing from the same atmosphere you do
in utero fetus here, i'm worth 17 quadrillion dollars and i make two to the power of infinity dollars ever picosecond
>>686057029
40
social security disability and food stamps, i have never worked and will never work. fuck work, all I do i sit around, get high and play video games. I also have a weed prescription (for my acute social anxiety, part of my disability). I will do this until i die.
>>686057029
18, 15$
>>686078129
you sound like a vile sack of shit really you should be the dead one here
43
~$100k/year
Senior naval officer
>>686078261
Nigger detected
>>686078196
Seems legit.
>>686077991
What is your job?
30. I make 0 dollars an hour. I just get royalties for some stuff I build.
>>686075195
im with you fam, i gotta get back into school, but i have no idea what to do, i was going for information assurance, but im to retarded to into math and failed calc1 3 times
otherwise i liked the actual shit i was learning which really sucks
18- 65k a year
Service technican
25
unemployed because I seem to suck at writing applications, also I kind of fear my skills never suit the requirements the company wants me to have. I finished school Feb last year, I got a Bachelors Degree in Economics, grades are average, I suppose a 2.7 is like a B- in your school system reason.
Used to work in a kitchen for 9€/hour plus tip (about 1€/hour) for a few months after that, better than nothing I thought and I will probably do it again because they hire everyone and I'm desperate. Life sucks for me.
>>686078390
I'm first generation Scottish immigrant.
i'm 18 years old 100k/year
>>686078580
Bernie supporter
>>686078389
EU or USA? Deck or engine department? Type of vessel? If no secret, what company?
me too 18/100k
i'm also 18/100k
20
$36.35
>>686077233
Exactly what about that feels good? Beating off into your crusty cum rag?
18/100k all the way
>>686060708
Being a hooker's won't last that long.
>>686071842
Unions are mafia-driven. I was an apprentice in an Insulator's local, sketchy motherfuckers only give work to those within their inner circle. Enjoy your seedy circle-jerks and warehouse after-hours meetings, cunt
18/100k a month
not a samefag here, i'm 18 and i earn one hundred thousand dollars a year
>>686078046
That's 48,000,000.00 a week. That's almost as much as I make.
18 i make 100,000 Dollars per 10 milliseconds
>>686078779
You ignorance shines bright.
haha sweet i came up with the 18/100k meme
and i'm 18 years old and i make 100k a year making memes
>>686057985
>All the money in the world won't rid you of being a faggot.
25
No fucking job so 0/hour
>>686057029
36, $71/hr.
network architect
19
65k per year
Army shooter man person that do good with radios
>>686079191
except it actually will, you can hire tall statuesque lawyers who can fight for you
money is power, liberty and efficacy... its the godhood
>>686079186
I'm 18 and I've been making 100,000 yr for the last 3 years when I turned 18
19/500k
You guys are pathetic.
25
39.87 per hour
>>686077991
You take home about 71k right?
chalk up another 18/100k
i'm a cap snaffler. i snaffle caps off bottles, jugs and cans. and I REALLY WORK
24
$16 /hr
>>686078786
Canada, Frigate, I'm on the bridge (our naval officers don't get a specific trade).
Probably getting posted to a desk job in the next year or two
>>686079149
But I'm 18 and make $100k a day on /b/
>24
>whatever autismbux will pay
I admit I'm not proud of it but I actually am just too damn retarded too hold a job
>>686079648
kill yourself
25, $115000 a year before bonus.
17 years364 days 23 hours and 59 minutes
$800,000,000,000,000,000,000.13/yr
handling pans as a panhandler
>>686057029
27 $12-13 i don't remember what i'm at currently
>>686079789
if you started at 18/100k that barely keeps pace with inflation
what a fag
>>686057425
21 - $14
39 for a few more months, $46/hr & about $20K/yr in bonuses and OT
38
$10/week allowance from my mom
>>686079883
Started at 22, once you break 6 figures a lot of places tend to start shifting additional compensation from salary to bonus.
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auto mechanic apprentice 15$ an hour
used to make 26 when I worked in the oil patch but moved back home
>>686080290
whatever prove it
trolling poorfag
>>686079590
Nice, I am also a naval officer, deck dept, junior though (27yo), atm making ~4.7k a month, which is decent for the country I live. Our seniors are making about 12k (Chief off) and 13-15k(master) per month. Seniors are also getting paid while being home. Juniors don't. This is oil/chem tanker trade. These wages are for crew from ex-soviet countries. Crew from UK, Netherlands and so on are doing the same job but being paid 2-3 times more.
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$0.00 an hour
