Dubs gets to decide how I get this girl's #
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs gets to decide how I get this girl's #
Looks like you already fucked up
>>686033067
/thread
Send dickpic
>>686032853
Hey sorry. This is (insert your name) father. My son is actually slightly autistic, I'm sorry if he offended you. Truth is he's been lonely since his mom ran off with a Filipino man 3 years ago. And to be honest so have I. Maybe me you and (insert your name) could all go out for dinner one day? I have a great Groupon coupon for a excellent restaurant nearby. Me and you could go for a drink alone after if you like?
>>686033476
Please op.
Please dubd
>>686033476
Roll
>>686033476
Reroll
>>686033476
This
>>686032853
can I save her /b
will u really vote for trump? cuz he's just a racist dumbass
>>686033476
Rolli
>>686032853
Doan worry dawg I ain't bein rude girl just careful :)
A lot of creeps out there, and i know how they work, fuck I used to kidnap straight boys off here and cut their sexy throats lmao
>>686033476
fucking kek
this
call her a niggerloving jew
>>686033476
Post op
>>686033922
Win.zip
>>686033901
Well, call me Hitler and gas the jews.
>>686033922
Waste of dubs.
>>686033922
windows
>>686033922
Winner
>>686033751
here's her pic
send her a dick pic never fails.
>>686034027
Waste of Dubs.
Comedy gold compared to your played out- unoriginal newfag shit
"Well fuck my butt and call me a faggot, you meddling kids caught onto my child prostitution ring."
send her a asshole pic
Will you send me a pic of your pussy plz. My mom thinks I'm a faggot.
>>686034348
roll
*Cum in mouth and send her a pic
>>686034200
7/10
>>686034200
>>686033476
>>686033922
k i did it now what
>>686034376
roll
I call my butt Sally because sprinkle nigger faggot got a butt up my dick. Latinos are just another race for hurler to slaughter and trump is Bernice's bitch. Cancer rains supreme in the white community and we will profit from it.
*Insert brush handle in ass and send her a photo
Bby come over to my house and we chill to this cinematic masterpiece
>>686034666
Satan has spoken. Checked.
>>686034513
rollio
>>686034678
Roll
>>686034656
shit i fucked it up here
now what b
>>686034666
>>686034777
Op must delivar
>>686033476
do this
>>686032853
Tbh I would have just replied k and moved on.
>>686034574
Roll for this
>>686034844
>>686034844
>>686034844
youre at a point of new return..
>>686035044
it's why im using her for 4chan karma
>>686034844
Fuck you op. Post the rest of the win!
"You'd be better off not talking to him right now... he gets in these moods when I take his phone and he gets exceedingly violent, he only calm down when he sees a pair of OC tits, if you understand what I mean"
>>686034844
>>686035222
4chan karma. To scared to post full win
>>686034844
Fucking faggot.
send her a dick pic
>>686034844
Post rest on win op you cuck.
>sage
>>686035452
>>686035315
i did it here
>>686034844
You're everything that's wrong with /b. Deliver the win you faggot
dubs^
>>686035783
did i fuck up
>>686035783
FUCKIN KEK
>>686035783
>(insert your name)
>>686035410
roll I guess, prefer something better tho
>>686035783
>(insert your name)
You really are autistic arnt you
>>686035940
He's such a dumbfuck isn't he.
>>686035940
Topkek
>>686035783
>insert name here
YOU FUCKED IT UP OP
>>686035927
You are one goddamn retarded motherfucker op.
>>686035927
kek u fucking idiot abandon her u fucked up
Is OP autistic?
If dubs explain to her why you put insert name here and send link to this thread.
>>686035927
>OP can only get a date with a girl by posing as an autist.
>Autists can literally get a date easier than OP.
Top kek.
>>686036182
no i believe there is hope help me /b/
>>686035927
Yes. Sorry. Myself and my son are not very good at picking up chicks, so I have a online subscription that gives me the right things to say. I over looked the insert your name as it's still logged in to his profile. Would you like to join us this Friday night?
>>686035927
"No, just you and me. The Ferrari only has two seats"
>>686036331
This
Say yes baby we'll have a threesome too.
>>686036415
Rollip
>>686036331
reroll
>>686036331
Just do this op best thing u can do at moment
>>686036415
This
>>686036415
Dubs God dammit
>>686036490
Roll
>>686036415
Roll
>>686036415
Rolling 4dis
>>686036415
Reroll
Get a fucking job
Wait are you a nigger?
>>686036415
This op
>>686036415
come on
>>686036580
Reroll
>>686036415
Dubs checkum
>>686036415
Rereroll
>>686036788
windor
No my family is at a high level on the autistic spectrum.
>>686036415
>Dubs
>>686035927
coming clean guys
>>686036415
Op this.
>>686035927
Alright, that wasn't REALLY my dad. But I am REALLY interested in taking you out. Name time/place babe
wasting a dubs for kek
>>686036954
YOU FUCKING slav
>>686036954
I really like you and want to take you out. Mr clean himself would approve. What do you think?
>>686036415
>>686036954
Now post this. Fits in well.
>>686036954
I am literally an autist. But that wasn't my dad.
Im sorry about that. My Father has Tourette's syndrome. He has had it since my mom left with an autistic philipino man 3 years ago
IM GAY
>>686036954
prob the worst attempt to pick up a girl
>>686036999
All these trips
>OP fails to deliver trips
>Instead, becomes a complete autist
mfw seeing this thread
>>686034200
Qt3.14
>>686032853
kill yourself op wtf have you done
>>686037306
Send her this
>>686037150
Roll
>>686036999
Trips OP you faggot DO IT
>>686037306
Roll
We are secretly aliens.
Dubs and OP an heros.
>>686037150
Rolling
>>686036999
Op is a fag
>>686037150
kk
>>686037600
Won
>>686037533
Your dubs are showing
>>686037306
roll
>>686035927
OH MY FYCKING GOD
MY SIDES
please someone screencap this
Fucking OP. I was >>686036999
You suck you can't recover because you didn't send this. die faggot
>>686037647
Well done op. Your regaining back your straightness
>>686037794
include me in the screencap please
>>686037845
Was a shit win anyways. Shows we've just been messing her about.
>>686038013
Stfu newfag. Maybe write something worth screen capping and my janitor friend might put you in the archive
>>686037306
>>686037533
This op
End in glory
>>686038111
Check'em
>>686038111
No you dumb tool she was still playing along, that would have hooked her dumb bitch ass
>>686035940
This needs to become a thing.
>(insert your name)
>>686037306
>>686038301
Tinder you Fuck. Can't send pictures
>>686038013
this is a screencap faggot.
>>686037647
what does she mean!
>>686038394
No. No it wouldn't.
>>686032853
Ask her if she eats ass, if she says no then say "well I do, what's your number?" If she says yes then say "I guess we both have something in common
>>686038501
It means she noped the fuck out on your dumb ass.
>>686038501
She's tied up with a dog who is busy sitting.
>>686038501
What the fuck is that?
Bestiality?
>>686038501
You already fucked up OP, she is probs gonna block you already.
Op is more autistic than his son
>>686038566
oh im sorry, I'm sure you know how to get laid. you used punctuation. you must be better than me. i would tip my fedora to you if i had one, but i don't
>>686038501
How would you like to babysit (insert his name) one time? I could give you $300 for a night.. If you include full service for me and him. If you know what I'm saying.
>>686038806
Roll
>>686038806
Roll 4 gold
>>686038501
me,you,my son,and the dog
i have done it before.
>>686038501
You fucked up. She is just too polite to block you/unlike(whatever you do on this App)
>>686038806
Please op
>>686038806
Rollin
>>686038806
This
>>686038806
roll
>>686038806
Rollio
>>686038806
Please make this happen.
>>686038774
Your age is showing.
>>686038806
roll
>>686039122
Winrar
>>686039122
Win!!
>>686039177
No, u winrar
>>686038806
>>686038868
thank you-!
>>686038806
Follow up with.
"thanks for the great pickup lines Chad, this girls really buying it"
>new message
"whoops wrong convo"
>>686039426
why is this not working
i don't get it
>>686039426
"thanks for the great pickup lines Chad, this girls really buying it"
>new message DO NOT POST THIS LINE
"whoops wrong convo"
>>686039138
so is yours, millenial faggoooooooooooooooot
>>686039578
Yeah, sure :^)
How about 400? That's good money.
>>686039578
Reply with "Could've fooled me."
This isn't going anywhere. Bail in glory.
>>686039578
Cause you need to offer more money. Throw in some jewelry or some shit also.
>>686039578
Oh, by full services I meant clean my and juniors room. Maybe make us supper. It's alot of money for a pretty young girl like yourself. Think off all the lady gaga things you can buy
>>686039812
roll
>>686039812
rollin
>>686039669
69 checked
rollin'
>>686039883
Oh, by full services I meant clean my and juniors room. Maybe make us supper. It's alot of money for a pretty young girl like yourself. Think off all the (insert favourite celebrity) things you can buy
>>686039578
update
>>686039578
I swear to god if you don't do it I will masturbate to your picture you fucking nigger.
>>686040042
>>686040063
Ruined it op
>>686040063
Op you fuck-up
>>686040063
update
>>686040188
Win!!
send her a dickpick and tell her
''what about now?''
>>686040063
You sort of remind me of my wife's daughter
>>686040252
Why you going solo op? Your not funny
>>686040434
Cant send dick pics on tinder you fucking cave man.
>>686036415
roll
>>686040252
update
How about a thousand dollars
You're fucking hot.
Doesn't have to be this Friday either
>>686040252
OP flying solo now.. guess he really wants this emily
>>686040587
Faggot.
Sage
>>686040659
imma save it
>>686040587
no i'ts patrick
(turn down the heat a little)
>>686040587
Niggers all deserve to be sent to hell for their sins against the Aryans.
>>686040587
will this work?
nice one op
Sage
>>686040587
Hey sorry it's juniors dad again! I nipped to the Jon and the little bastard got his phone. Iv locked the faggot in his room. He won't be getting supper tonight that's for sure.
Anyways, by full services I meant clean my and juniors room. Maybe make us supper. It's alot of money for a pretty young girl like yourself. Think off all the (insert favourite celebrity) things you can buy
>>686040957
I also smoke the weed all days #blazeinit #420 #fam
>>686040957
she likes me
>>686040957
I have the biggest feminine nigger cock on the block. Shawty dun know about
>>686040957
>>686041096
This op you fucking cuck or everyone leaves the thread
>>686041209
>>686041096
>doesn't posy full wins.
>flys solo when has no game
>worst op iv seen.
>>686041209
OP write this
>>686041214
>>686041096
>>686041239
kk
>>686041209
"As well as weed, I enjoy my fair share of cucking my women out to my son, he is a fabulous bull, and even though he's autistic his stroke game is out of this world"
>>686041454
help me /b/
>>686041096
Roll
>>686041575
Jesus christ You sure are desperate bitch.
>>686041096
This
>>686041575
>>686041214
after that she will be down to fuck
>>686041691
Roll
>>686041096
Don't be a faggot all your life op
>>686041522
winrar
>>686041765
Reroll
>>686041575
I think you look like an ugly cunt. How much more straightforward would you like us to be?
>>686041096
Dubs
>>686041691
Rolling for this
>>686041096
Win please
> mfw this thread
>>686041829
Rerolllll
>>686041691
and roll
>>686034200
>Archaeology Research
>largebone.jpg
How could you miss this?
>>686041945
what's wrong with it?
>>686041522
send mine i won
>>686041096
Rolling
>>686041691
This for The love of god
>>686041944
Win
>>686041575
she left
>>686042015
she likes the office.
op send her
''hey lets be serious
you see the new xxx parody of the office?''
>>686041691
This please
>>686037306
Seriously?
Tinder sucks then
You should link her to this then
http://www.strawpoll.me/7103924
WEW
>>686042233
Well done you autistic Fuck. Why did you fly solo?
>>686042233
fuck you guys
im reported
>>686042233
Damn OP post your profile here. What do you look like?
>>686042233
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>686042296
Also I don't have tinder
I'm married
And that's my dick
>>686042488
what do you expect by posting this to 4chan you faggot? GTFO
>>686042488
what the fuck is "Bad Offline Behaviour"??
>>686042912
Probably harassing people once you meet up.
>>686041454
Mfw I won every single win in this thread!! Ops a faggot that went hans
>>686042233
> kayla
You do what you want huh?
Wonna do me?
>>686037533
This op
You are fag for not posting dubs
>>686035783
>insert your name
>>686043050
but wouldn't that still be online??
I'm so confused
>>686034844
Deliver all faggot, that game was really good
>>686043387
Can't send pics in tinder you drip
>>686042488
Your fault for being such a faggot. Do not blame it on us
>>686043485
With Tinder, most people's goal is to meet in real life. Say I chat with a girl. Then we meet for coffee at starbucks. Then when I order my starbucks, I call her a shitcunt and splash her with my coffee.
That would be considered bad offline behavior.
>>686043767
Nice example
>>686043620
Can't send links?
God DAYUM she was super desperate to keep that going.
We know her name and where she works...someone else hit up her facebook
>>686043912
Glad you enjoyed it.
>>686044425
OP must be handsome as fuck or have pictures of some super handsome dude.
>>686034200
2/10 ugly fucking jawline
>>686044231
To what? The website you stole the pic from so she knows it's not ops?
>>686042488
>>686042488
Fuck that stupid vapid bitch, wasnt worth it anyways. A 5/10 thinking shes worth a couple of points more? Fuck off
>>686034200
Hila/10
>From uk
>travel Philippines
>troll girls on tinder
>girls are freaks
>>686045612
>>686045612
>>686045065
i found her fb
/emilyrbrill
>>686046220
>>686045986
>>686045612
Being white in the Philippines is like playing on easy mode with hacks.
Filipinos have literally told me I could be a celebrity there and I'm just a decent looking white guy who exercises a bit.
>>686046220
Give me your number, give me nudes, or give me the means to kill myself quickly.
>>686046478
filipino bois?
>>686046478
You don't know how true this is. Random people in the street ask to get photos with me. Same in Taiwan too. Pussy better in Philippines though. I done 4 girls in first 4 days of being here. Hotels started getting to expensive so now I'm rooting a hotel owner and living for free.
>paradise
>>686046597
nice start
keep sending
>>686046597
nice start
keep delivering
>>686046597
Smoooth
Send picture of your asshole
>>686046597
Start a new thread this is gonna 404 soon
>>686046899
>>686047196
>>686046899
Internets to unreliable over here. Takes messages minutes to send and captcha minutes to load
Pic very related
>>686046868
My Filipina then-girlfriend told me this, later the same day we went to a Filipino restaurant and some gay Filipino guy told me the same thing and pointed to a picture some white Filipino boy band they had. They were all regular looking white guys.
>>686046897
That sounds way better than my office job. Maybe I'll take a trip to the Philippines.
