Tell me some jokes /b/
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Tell me some jokes /b/
>>685975634
penis
Your life
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
by using the grown ups unity of measure
>>685976077
Check'd
Are you all alright?
No, you are all left
>>685976187
Nice dubs
>>685976399
You too
>>685976062
To get away from the niggers
>>685976443
Nice trips
>>685976481
You too
>>685976481
Nice quads
>>685976518
You too
>>685976542
You too
>>685976611
You too
>>685976689
You too
>>685976724
You too
>>685976611
Your dubs have been checked
>>685976767
You too
>>685976775
You too
>>685976062
Fuck you
>>685976846
You too
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>>685976798
You too
>>685976906
Nice trips
>>685977044
You too
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You too
>>685977146
You too
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You too
>>685976481
Same to you
>>685976473
>Why'd the chicken cross the road?
>To get away from the niggers
You just won the internet
>>685977229
You too
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You too
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You too
>>685977327
You 2
>>685977327
You too
>>685977352
You too
>>685977372
You 3
>>685976062
Why?
>>685977372
You too
>>685977424
You too
>>685977044
you too
>>685977471
You too
>>685977269
Shit I'm on fucking 9gag again
>>685977483
You too
Is this the new DESU???
>>685977508
You too
>>685977547
You too
>>685977650
You too
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
>>685977612
You too
Knock knock!
>>685977711
You too
>>685977613
You too
>man loves wife very much
>man doesn't like his wife standing in any lines of any sort
>wife wants to go to fancy ballroom dance
>man goes to get tickets
>long line, but he waits and gets two
>wife wants to travel in style
>man goes to limo store
>long line to get limo, but man waits and gets limo and driver
>later that evening, the couple arrive at the dance
>long line to get in, but man waits in line while she sits in limo
>they finally get in
>later, wife says she's thirsty, asks man to get her some punch
>man goes to punch bowl
>there's no punch line
>>685977802
I can't jelly my dick up your ass
>>685977647
You too
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You too
>>685976572
You too
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You too
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You too
>>685977950
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>685977802
What?
>>685976187
Buzz
>>685977821
You too
>>685977883
You Hoo!
>>685977862
You too
>>685977950
You too
ITT: you too
>>685977956
You too
>>685978007
You too
How did the dubs dubbety dub?
To get to the other trips.
>>685978040
You too
>>685978055
You too
>>685978258
Bono's a Faggot, and You Too
>>685975634
Why does OP suck cock?
Because he's a faggot.
Ha Ha Ha Ha fuck off.
>>685978098
You too
>>685977926
Is that you Garrison?
>>685975634
What was David Bowie's last hit?
Probably Heroin...
>>685978138
You too
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You too
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You too
>>685978176
Hoo hoo! Big summer blowout!
>>685978241
You too
>>685978448
No Garrison here. Just random fag
>>685978313
You too
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You too
>>685978281
You too
>>685978105What the you too did you too just fucking you too about me, you little too? I’ll have you too know I graduated you too of my class in the you too, and I’ve been involved in numerous you too on al-you too and I have over 300 you too.
>>685978396
You too
You too is a meme
>>685977862
You too
>>685978822
You too
>>685975634
Sorry about your thread OP. Of course you should never have posted this in the Day Care Center. In the Fall, you can try again.
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You too
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You too
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You too
>>685978744
Me Too
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You too
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You too
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You too
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You too
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You too
>>685975634
What do you call 3 white guys dangling from a ceiling? A chandelier
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Me too
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You too
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You too
Et tu brute?
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You too
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>>685977647
no No NO NONNONONONONONONONONONONONONO THIS IS NOT THE NEW MEME STOP IT
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>>685979194
non
>>685979237
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You too
>>685979075
Please see the following thread.
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You too
>>685979237
tooOoooOOO LAAAATEEEE
you too
>>685975634
Thank you OP you have started a new cancer and cancelling out DESU cancer
>>685979285
NO NO STOP BAD FUCK OFF DIE PLEASE NO
>>685979337
You too
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You too
>>685979350
You too
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You too
>>685979350
What the you too did you too just fucking you too about me, you little too? I’ll have you too know I graduated you too of my class in the you too, and I’ve been involved in numerous you too on al-you too and I have over 300 you too.
>>685976929
me too
>>685979339
You too
sieg hail
>>685979444
You too
>>685979455
>Actual dubs
You too
>>685979478
You too
SOMEONE POST CHEESE PIZZA TO END THIS HELL
>>685979047
You too
Is you too a new meme
>>685979472
You too
ALL HAIL YOU TOO DEATH TO DESU DEATH TO ALL DESU
/b/s new theme song "See You in September"
>>685979578
You too
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You too
>>685977493
You too
>ITT YOU TOO: YOU TOO
YTYL
>You too, you too. Too you, too.
>>685979640
You too
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>>685979558
I HATE YOU ALL WHY WHY WHY
>>685979804
You too
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You too
>>685979850
You too
A-a-nata m-mo
You too has to spread to other threads
benis
>>685979905
You too
>>685979905
Stop being so tsundere
>>685979959
You too
>>685979850
the more i fight it the more it grows, i mist embrace the new memes
>>685979995
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You too
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>>685980114
y-you.. t-too
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>>685979959
This.
What is happening
>>685980184
>you
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>>685980233
Fuck off Milhome
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You too
>>685980236
ive.. made a monster, i want to die
>>685976906
Hi fag
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>>685977926
wtf faggot
>>685980478
if i get trips please end this new hell
Screencap this
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Me too
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>>685980689
i hate you all so much, thank you for this new hell
>>685980902
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>>685980966
You cant stop it you better be a part
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A sandwich walked into a bar and asked for a drink
Barman:we don't serve food here
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>>685981252
YouToob
>>685981276
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>>685981276
But he asked for a drink
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>>685981195
And Too you
>>685981338
That's the joke, twat
>>685981338
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