you masturbate you lose
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you masturbate you lose
rollan
still flaccid.
>>685930255
bamp
>>685930928
Nice quads
Nothing yet...am I surrounded by virgins?
>>685931273
Why the fuck is shadfag still alive
>>685931293
sauce?
>>685931228
lost
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5590f2db8a035
>>685931439
He feeds on your misery.
>>685931425
>at least this cute
>can give good gobbies
>keep for life
>>685931484
idk found in another thread
>>685931599
agreed
>>685931592
sauce?
>>685931592
sauce GET
>>685931756
piper peri
>>685931592
...aaaaaand i lost
Also, sauce
>>685931796
pier peri
>>685931114
kek
>>685931425
Source
>>685930928
sauce?
>>685931587
I hate watching women gets AIDS, it's depressing to actually see the spread of the Aids virus
>>685931920
found it on here
Pretty mediocre thread so far...
>>685931853
>piper peri
Looked her up. that is literately like the best video of her, she's actually not that pretty , not like that one video posted here . they must of really got the light right and captured her good side
>>685932263
Sauce for this? please
>>685930255
>>685931293 >>685931358
>>685931425 >>685931503
>>685931587 >>685931592
>>685931780 >>685932050
>>685932263
ITT: Fags jerk off to seeing cocks.
>>685932314
http://spankbang dot com slash 9x47/video/lily+rader+runaway
>>685932483
Talk about being insecure with your sexuality.
>>685932263
Way to contribute to its mediocrity.
>>685931114
Never change, /b/.
>>685932569
Talk about being secure with loving dick
>>685932531
Oh my goodness thank you anon
>>685932483
You ever had sex before dude? It's hot to see your dick go in and out.
>>685932569
>Talk about being insecure with your sexuality.
Why do the homosexuals and tranny's always use this as a retort. A straight male wouldn't want to stare at a dick while masturbating.
>>685933190
How many guys have you fuck, or even fantasied about fucking you pseudo-heterosexual?
>>685930928
fuckin ugly
>>685932483
>closeted homosexual
>>685932531
>http://spankbang dot com slash 9x47/video/lily+rader+runaway
You don't have to mask addresses anymore.
Make it easy on all us /b/ros trying to jerk off, just copy and paste, so all we need to do is click a link.
http://spankbang.com/9x47/video/lily+rader+runaway
>>685931592
didnt her son just die from "falling" down the stairs while her boyfriend was watching him?
>>685933279
A straight male wouldn't care, because there is all that awesome pussy.
Also, I know you're just posting b8, but it's also about the imagination. When a straight dude watches a video of a girl getting pounded, he's not seeing some other dude's dick, he's imagining that's his dick fucking that whore in the video.
>>685932483
Guilty
>>685933279
If you're staring at the dick in any of these, then clearly you're the homosexual, here.
>>685931592
Shit i thought it was CG in the first seconds
>>685933972
The dick is What gets me hard
>>685933972
>being bi
>not having this problem
>>685934152
noice
>>685933902
>A straight male wouldn't care, because there is all that awesome pussy
Getting fucked by another mans penis
>When a straight dude watches a video of a girl getting pounded, he's not seeing some other dude's dick, he's imagining that's his dick fucking that whore in the video.
No he sees and he mans penis fucking a girl and wacks his shit to it. You fucking faggot
Also pretty sure you are the type of guy that determines the size of the mens penises in those films also, because you are a closet power bottom in waiting.
>>685933812
That's a dude
>>685934676
does that picture look like a big penis too you? With chunks of turd on it?
>>685931358
sauce
>>685934676
sauce
>>685930255
But that's a cartoon, anon. What's wrong with you?
>>685934595
If you don't like it, don't watch it... You sure do talk a lot about dick for someone who is afraid of looking at them.
>>685932483
Wow, jesusfags sure love attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=501_TW9tfVU
amidoinitrite?
check'em /b/
>>685934670
But she has a very feminine penis.
>>685934876
Not about being afraid to look at them, I don't like to look at them. Unlike you ,you like to look at them, but not look at them. even though they are half the fucking movie. Sounds like you are just another sexual deviant using the same defensive strategy as a homosexual to justify your sexual deviances
>>685931272
well that was quick....
>>685934342
is that thom yorke
>>685935386
NOBODY TOLD ME DAIRY FARMING WAS LIKE THAT
DAMN IT
>>685935253
>this guy
99% of the male population that watches porn homos in denial, and this guy is the one who's got it right.
LOL
>>685935253
Why are you so worried about what I am? If I'm bisexual, why does that bother you unless you're a closetfag and self-loather? I think you're just reflecting your own insecurities on others here.
>>685935266
You forgot where you have to replace the words "dot" & "slash" with the actual dot and slash.
>>685933111
sauce?
>>685935253
Just for you.
>>685931592
>>685931756
>>685931846
>>685931796
I got you all guys
http://video-one.com/video/da09ff99db6c06633ec3104e04b9aad1.html?fid=Anal
>>685932263
What's going on in this video? Sauce?
>>685935687
Thank you - you've just changed my mind. I realize now that I've always loved traps all along. Thank you for setting me free from my primitive cultural programming. All that remains is to find a nice, cute feminine penis and give it a wet, slurping blowjob so that I may drink my first mouthful of delicious trap nectar.
>>685935579
>why does that bother you unless you're a closetfag and self-loather
Same defense strategy has a homosexual
Basically
>I'm a faggot, and if you don't like it you must be a faggot that's to afraid to admit he's a faggot....because....faggot
>>685933279
Yet here you are in the thread pointing out every dick in the videos faggot
>>685934797
Cece capella
>>685936213
I'm not looking at the videos, I despise porn, I'm just making fun of sexual deviants
>>685936362
How did this board get so infested with straight-up jesusfags? What a fucking joke.
>>685936200
it's not a defense strategy
it's a normal question that you're unable to answer you fucking faggot.
why the fuck does it bother you what other people have sex with?
>>685936510
I'm not a jesusfag, I'm a Nationalist
>>685936362
forget to take your meds kiddo?
>>685932483
>straight sex is soooo gay
>>685936510
/b/ is a christian board. praise the J.
>>685936590
what has nationalism to do with porn you imbecile?
>>685933979
Get this beastiality out of here!
The Game
>>685933979
Beastiality is disgusting.
>>685936200
Just saying you sure do talk about dick and faggots a lot for someone who claims to be strait. Most normal people don't reflect so hard on the subject unless they hate something that they see in themselves. Face it, accept it, you're a sissy boy faggot and want to suck dick.
>>685936590
Well where do you think militant nationalism comes from, jesusfag?
>>685936589
Sexual deviancy is a sickness, and should be treated as such . If you were raise with healthy values in a good family environment then you wouldn't suffer from this addiction you have to porn. It's an addiction that is fed to you by media, force fed to you as a child. Now you are a broken shell of a person that only get cardinal pleasures out of digital smut. Hell I bet you are single white male that hasn't had healthy relationship with a woman in years , if ever .
I bet you take pills for depression, if not you will soon enough
>>685937182
What the fuck was she doing at the beginning? That's how a fish nibbles at aquarium plants.
>>685936888
trips is the truth
>>685936840
and this guy gets it
>>685934426
Sauce?
>>685936915
Oh, so now a persons sexuality is determent by the amount the talk and do not talk about human sexual organs?
Yet earlier someone was talking about being comfortable with their sexuality.
It's cool if you want to stick with the homosexual defense strategy , it's all you really know.
>double down, just keep calling them a faggot in different ways, because faggot
>>685937054
My sides
>>685937307
>>685936888
>>685936840
>>685937054
You baited too hard
>>685934426
I need a woman like this
>>685934098
sauce?
>>685937474
At least upgrade your thumbnail to an actual picture
>>685937492
nah
just alot of insecure white bois browse 4chin
>>685937492
Sorry man, welcome to /b/.
>>685937444
Faggot, because faggot, you dirty faggot.
>>685934098
Lost
>>685937054
porn addiction?
Nigger i was born at the of the 80's
The only porn i had was mommys underwear catalog.
I'm in a healthy relationship for over 3 years now, have sex on a regular basis and i had another relationship that lasted over 3 years. I do not take any pills for depression nor do i feel the need to. what a desperate attempt.
You're spouting stupid shitty theories, without any correlation to reality i must add, on an imageboard that is mostly visited by retards and teenagers.
>>685937535
No, I think I hit close to home, you take Zoloft and/or Xanax huh?
Ever think for one second those doctors proscribe you pills instead of treating the real cause?
ITT: retards take the bait and argue instead of posting good stuff to make me lose. Sometimes you guys can be real selfish niggers ya know that?
>>685936888
Ha! I thought that was a horse at first
>>685937828
I'm married chief. Sex life is great. Wife and I both like porn. Keep fishing.
>>685937779
I do have polling statistics and can base an accurate assumption off of them. Also, why do you feel the need to defend yourself from a so-called troll if they weren't hitting close to home?
>>685937828
it's prescribe.
>>685937779
>The only porn i had was mommys underwear catalog.
HOW OLD ARE YOU???
>>685931425
alliance shirt, bet she plays a gnome, hnng
>>685937828
No, you're a faggot, because faggot remember???
>>685933979
i thought this was an elephants cock at first
>>685938006
Denial is a form of admission
>>685937924
better?
>>685938057
Why would someone who hates porn go on /b/? All excellent questions
>>685938089
too old for this board i tell ya that.
>>685938088
*prescribe.
>>685931439
What did he do to make 4chan hate him, again?
>>685938138
Whoa, easy there Torquemada
>>685938089
>Nigger i was born at the of the 80's
stupid american needs to be spoon fed
>>685938165
>when it grips and lifts
>>685937934
Wait. Was it not?
>>685938165
I actually preferred the arguing. Damn
>>685938114
Did you get a book called "Homosexual defensive strategies for dummies, online chat edition?
>>685931592
I lost
>>685931599
>>685931691
her pussy's too meaty for my tastes
faggots takes over yet another thread
>>685938138
>Denial is a form of admission
Wwwaaatt?
>>685938138
What did I deny exactly? Seems to me like everything I said was a statement of fact.
>>685931503
Fuckedhard18.com
>>685938190
I told you, to make fun of sexual deviants , Did I stutter?
>>685938261
did i ask for a parrot?
>>685934676
Lost this is so hot the pic
>>685938489
Well you're doing a shit job of it let me tell you. I'm more perplexed than insulted.
>>685931587
SAUCE NAO
>>685938411
Yeah, it told me you were a faggot, because faggot... But you already knew that didn't you?
>>685933895
That's only natural. You know that a male lion will kill a female's offspring so that she will go into season and he can mate. Its all very natural.
>>685938446
>Denial is a form of admission
It's the first step of over coming addiction denying you have a problem, that leads to an eventual acceptance of the addiction.
It boils down to, why would you feel the need to argue with me, and also feel that you would have to defend yourself from what I have to say?
>>685938403
what arguing?
It was just one idiot spouting stupid shit while the others told him that he's retarded.
>>685938511
did i ask for a parrot?
>>685933979
She is in love. White women fall in love with bbc. white males become cucks.
>>685938333
>>685938088
>>685937977
>>685937444
>>685937155
>>685936888
>>685936200
>>685935266
>>685934399
>>685934200
>>685933999
>>685933111
>>685931899
>>685931599
>>685931577
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>>685930255
I don't know about you faggots, but I'm jacking off to all these gets.
>>685938138
>you're a fag
>n-no I'm not
>oops you denied it, that's a form of admission
Nigga what? I hope you trolling cause now you look even dumber than you started out looking
>>685938730
Well if you read your "polling statistics" you'd have realized this is something called "the internet" where people get into stupid arguments for no fucking reason.
Also this
>>685938739
>>685938489
i masterbate to dead bodies
im i a sexual deviant and can you help me
Damn so close
>>685931931
Miss Alice from MFC
>>685937182
Sauce plz
>>685938922
nice get bro
>>685938885
II never felt the need to deny homosexuality, nor have I
>>685938997
javbus and search Dandy
porn moses has spoken
>>685938730
Sounds like you're the one that knows about addiction junky. I also never argued with you, just saw your autistic statement, you're obviously not normal.
>>685934152
anyone know the sauce for this?
>>685938880
Sorry, that's not a jeezus-approved sexual orientation. One cannot produce offspring with gets. Therefore, appeal to nature, yadda yadda yadda, whatever.
>>685938904
Well if you read your "polling statistics" you'd have realized this is something called "the internet" where people get into stupid arguments for no fucking reason.
Sound familiar, almost like what we are doing right now
>>685939084
sounds like denial to me
>>685939086
Yes, I have fought with addiction, but I quit smoking cigarettes,I am done with that degeneracy
gem
>>685937054
>Hell I bet you are single white male that hasn't had healthy relationship with a woman in years , if ever .
You do realize where you're posting, right?
>>685939084
So he admits it, FINALLY. Doesn't that feel better?
>>685937054
>isdisniggaserious?
When's Jonestown 2.0 gonna finish being built?
>>685932483
>being this vanilla
>>685939151
...Why did you quote me? I know we're arguing over bullshit. You're the one who really really really wants me to be hiding something.
>>685939244
Sounds like you're addicted to the cock.
>>685939109
Rilee Marks, don't know specific scene.
>>685939244
Ah so you /are/ a homosexual. Now it all makes sense.
>>685939084
Not arguing if you're gay or not, that's just a stupid statement. I don't care if you're gay. Denial is a form of admission? By that logic if I say you like sticking gerbils up your ass and masturbating to Chris Chan you can't say no cause that'll automatically mean I'm right. I don't even necessarily disagree with your initial points but even you gotta acknowledge the denial is a form of admission line is retarded
>>685933979
who is she?!!??!
>>685939337
Just admit you're a sissy boy who loves the dick and we will leave you alone.
Am i the only guy finding facials boring?
Cumming inside a woman is way hotter
I remember when faggot pictures were posted to troll people.
Well, perhaps it is still the case, but more organized by faggots to make more faggots.
>>685939164
Well, you can take it as you want, a deviant mind will interpret what they read into what they want to read.It's a mental defensive posture of a sick mind . I cannot fix you, nor am I here to try, I'm here to make laugh at you as try and justify your amoral behavior
>>685939424
>fake
>>685938887
Where can I get one of those microwaves with porn on the front?
>>685934256
sause
>>685931587
sauce freals bruh
>>685934152
Sauce?
>>685939259
As I said before, I came here to make fun of people like you, it's early and I have to work soon.,just passing time because people like you are a riot . Hire the handicapped, they are fun to watch
>>685931425
someone sauce this please.
>>685939512
I'm not "denial is a form of admission guy"
>>685939594
>I'm here to make laugh at you
>I'm here to make laugh
>make laugh
Go back to Russia Vlad.
Wow, an old school troll in this here thread , it'a actually an honor.
>>685939501
Molly Rome
>>685939594
Oh so it's not denial when you do it, just when everyone else does. Gotcha.
You know what they say, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
>>685939878
Awww... Well, enjoy
>>685932263
Herpes.
>>685940056
As I said, I never denied anything, nor have I felt the need to. Using the same argument, and changing the way it's stated does not change the argument
>>685931587
Lost
>>685939985
Go away Milhouse, you're still not a meme
>>685939733
if you would've said you came here to make a fool out of yourself, i'd say you're doing a pretty good job, but i think you failed to achieve what you were heading for buddy.
Guise stop feeding the troll , he'll get bored and leave
>>685931425
http://www.xnxx com/video10622095/nerd_blowjob
>>685940162
AIDS
This is a fun game, how do I win?
>>685940209
When everyone thinks you're wrong, you're probably wrong. Just saying.
>>685940351
No, I'm having fun seeing how far this rabbit hole goes.
>>685939733
>because people like you are a riot
You do realize this is an anonymous board, right? So any assumption about me and my personality is void.
On another note, I do agree with what you're saying about sexual deviancy.
>>685940287
>if you would've said you came here to make a fool out of yourself, i'd say you're doing a pretty good job, but i think you failed to achieve what you were heading for buddy.
That's exactly what a butthurt person would say after he's ran out of hope of justification.
I will take that as a victory
>>685940351
Let's be honest, this thread is weak as shit. And a good portion of it is gay. The troll is the most entertaining thing about it.
>>685931484
Harmony Reigns. Utter chav but holy fuck look at those eyes.
>>685934152
rilee marks
>>685940351
The best part of seeing a troll is feeding the troll.
>>685939820
Sauce?
>>685938333
its also trips
>>685940524
Aww sweetie, this is the internet. There are no victories.
>>685940515
You never heard about the hivemind and /b/? summer is in full swing
>>685940209
You denied being a jesus freak?!
WHAT OTHER LIES ARE HIDDEN IN THIS THREAD
So you love jesus that's why you troll guys trying to masturbate? Or do you get off to communicating with other men while they pleasure themselves? It's fine, we don't judge
>>685940544
I did notice it started to go Gay once the troll got here.
Ironic that him being anti-gay would bring in the Gay porn. Unless that's what he was going for the entire time...
>>685940682
Sure there are, I have been victorious throughout this whole conversation. It's like playing an rpg, only meta gaming
>>685935326
Sauce
>>685940778
I despise jews, fuck jesus
>>685940778
Shit I hadn't even thought about that! He's getting a kick out of dudes jerking it!
>>685940847
He probably started posting the gay porn.
>>685940902
Yes son, we know what being a troll is. Sit down the grown ups are talking now.
>>685940742
>traffic doesn't increase that much
>>685934152
Anything more like this?
>>685940847
I never denied I wasn't homosexual
>>685940956
Sounds like a heavy case of denial. Why would you be so emphatic if it wasn't true? Deus vult my friend and Jesus loves you
>>685936560
Ayy lmao
>>685941026
>Yes son, we know what being a troll is. Sit down the grown ups are talking now.
I haven't trolled once , I'm being 100% truthful Context and perspective are very important
>>685941152
This is a troll thread now you should be arguing with someone
>>685938270
Exist
>>685934098
>Ngiap
>x videos - all_3_holes_and_never_a_word
>>685941090
So you're saying you deny that you didn't deny you weren't homosexual? Denial is a form of admission.
>>685941240
I do give my deepest apologies but there really wasn't any real porn being posted, I got bored so one thing lead to another
>>685941440
Fuck you that's not arguing you useless sack of shit
>>685941206
In that case I go back to pointing out how /everyone/ thinks you're wrong. Everyone thinks you're a troll, an idiot, an autismo supreme burrito.
If that's victory to you then you don't understand what trolling means.
>>685931358
Guess we know where Tabby went.
>>685941382
So I admitted to not being gay by denying I wasn't gay? Wait does that mean I'm a faggot now and should just submit to slurping up cock like a male mayo dispenser?
>>685931228
did he die?
>>685932569
So not bein gay means you're insecure? How about it just means you're not into fucking guys? You faggot.
>>685941724
If you deny anything then it's the first step in admitting it. That's what our troll says.
>>685941606
Yet you still feel the need to argue?
If I'm a troll I'm pretty damn effective, if I'm not you are butthurt by throwing insults either way I win
>>685941724
>implying you need to be a faggot to slurp up cock like a male mayo dispenser.
The answer is still yes.
>>685934294
sauce?
who is she? need more!
>>685932041
MORE!
>>685941867
But I am your troll, and I'm now homosexual. You sis oppressor .
I identify myself as troll kin
>>685941916
w-wait, you're not the troll, I'm the troll faggot!
>>685942192
Nut huh, I'm the troll, Me me me me memememememememe nanabooboo stick your head in doo doo
>>685941916
To use your stupid rpg metagame analogy, you don't know what /I'm/ playing for. You're trying to get your personal "LOL" stats maxed and I'm trying to get my "KEK" stats maxed. I'm not buttyhurt - I'm playing a different game.
Or in non-autistic terms = I like to argue with retards who can't fathom the depth of their own retardation. It reminds me to be humble whenever I think I'm right about something.
>>685936747
did he pay for that? I have trouble understanding how that fat guy got that semi hot girl.
>>685942170
Nigger
>>685935535
I like it :)
Wow, I guess my job is done here, you all proved to not only be sexual deviants, but to also be underage sexual deviants
>>685942403
fucking finally
>>685942403
C=3
>>685942321
Wow we found the nigger in the room
>>685930255
shit, i lost before i even started
Guess I'm not losing this time around
>>685937444
you make i valid point anon. I should just call people... i mean faggots, faggots.
Honestly guys, on a serious note, why don't people troll in /b/ anymore?
>>685942338
>girl
thread didn't even make my dick hard
>>685942666
satan trips
Because they're bad at it.
>>685942403
I'll take that as a victory. Thanks for playing
>>685935579
Because fuck faggots. That's why.
