ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>685922405
my cars mom friended me in the back of my finger
>>685922622
I dont... I dont know what that means
I have acces to my ex' facebook and jerk off to her chats with guys she sleeps with
>>685922622
but who was phone??
>>685922405
Not really a secret. I'm just feeling shitty.
My dog had to be put down today. I've cried a few times already but now I can't even cry. It doesn't feel right.
>>685922709
I've been smoking about an once of weed a week for the last 2 years and really want to quit but don't know if I'm strong enough to stop.
>>685922786
Post a convo or two.
>>685922786
Nice. Care to share some of her stuff?
when I go to the bathroom at work I use a different walking style in case there's somebody in a stall already I don't want them to know I'm the one ruining the toilets like that.
>>685922853
>>685923037
seconded
>>685922405
eight months ago i caught my girlfriend cheating via leaving my webcam on
rather hten tell her if systematically being seducing her best friend and 3 sisters and filming it to give to her as a breakup moment
friend was easy as fuck, slutty and easy after very little alochol
sisters have been alot harder, managed to get two of them so far after alot of flirting and hinting. working on the youngest still, she turns eighteen in july and ive been putting the time in, seems like she wants me so i think my master project will be done soon
Here's a story of how shit my life is.
Be 35 yr old Virgin through various reasons mainly being overweight, socially awkward and having a small dick. After years on here I develop a trap fetish, decide that I'm too embarrassed about my small dick and body too visit a female escort so I'll try a trap escort. At least this way even if my babby cock won't do, at least I can get off from my getting my prostrate rammed, (Every holes a goal even if it's mine getting cooked). As I said socially awkward awkward to fuck so trying to arrange it was a nightmare, eventually find a 10/10 say fuck it and arrange to go round after work. Eventually find her apartment after driving around for ages and go knock on her door all the while sweating like a rapist, she tells me to relax and strip off and lie on the bed, she gets naked and starts to rub my cock outside my underwear, 3 seconds at the most and I've shot my muck. I feel like shit and start to realise I'm potentially going to get bummed and I freak out and leave.
Tldr. paid a trap, albeit a beautiful one good money to basically make me Cum in my boxers.
>>685922405
I am a drug dealer, I deal in pharmaceuticals only. I make a lot of money. No one in my family knows.
I work a corporate job, have a wife and 2 kids, house and white picket fence. I am the opposite of what you would think a drug dealer looks like.
I like smoking pubes, Anyone want proof
>>685923392
How do you manage the two at once?
>>685923270
Damn....Can you get the mom or no? Better if she's married too.
>>685923392
can i borrow some money?
>>685922405
I kinda wanna plow a GMILF just to see how it feels to feel an older lady cum. also, always wanted to plow a midget.
>>in b4 shitstorm
I fap to and with my cousin's top and bottop underwear while home alone
>>685923370
>babby cock
Kek
I hate nig nogs
>>685923270
This is fucking alpha.
>she turns eighteen in july
Legal age is 16 bro.
>>685923370
I remember your thread earlier.
kekked hard anon, thanks for the laugh
>>685923575
I want to destroy a milf. I'd fuck a woman as old as 65 if she was good looking enough.
>>685923270
You are doing the Lord's work Anon. I hope you are successful and post your work.
>>685923504
through connections both social (gym) and work. People get hooked and I deal at a competitive price and have access to hard to get drugs. I am super organised and people know when to contact me.
>>685923575
Yeah, I'm with you on the GILF part. Let's say like, 65 tops.
>>685923508
i think i could, but honestly mom is a hambeast and a bitch to boot
i dont want that, even for revenge
My first kiss was with another same age guy friend I had when I was like 5 or 6. I've never told anyone but my mother I think.
>>685923370
>being overweight
Anyone and everyone can lose weight anon.
>>685923691
yeah but i dont want to chance it, if im going to video it i want her to be 18 to be safe.
then again i not be able to wait. im getting a little giddy just thinking about finally doing this.
None. I tried to kill myself two years ago and the shitstorm hit my whole family. Only reason I'm alive after the failed attempt is from a friend paying off my coke debt. They all know about all my drug use and sales. Kinda sucks but my family doesn't judge me for it too hard, kinda just disappointed and glad I'm turning it around.
I cheated on my gf a couple times when she was in paris for a semester but even as straight as she is I doubt she didn't have a slip up or two over there as well so whatever. Also my close male friends know so it's not really a secret.
>>685923773
That's crazy man. Do you or have you ever had any suspicions that you're being watched by police or any kind of drug enforcement agency?
Do you ever plan on stopping selling drugs?
>>685923757
once i actually do it and theres no chance it will get back to her beforehand ill probably post everything for the additional keks at her expense.
look to the western sky soon anon
>>685923270
>>685923942
Well I mean, why wait? if 16 is legal age than 17 is definitely going to be fine. Just root her brains out.
>>685923370
That's what you get for not greentexting your story, faggot
I blackmail people to get their nudes.
>>685922786
>>685923037
>>685923092
>>685923143
>>685923954
>it's not really a secret
It's a secret from her though!
>>685922405
I'm 28 and just started yu gi oh for the first time for no reason. I don't mind it.
>>685923370
Wow dude, I know the main reason people don't kill themselves is the hope it will get better but after a story like that you may as well just jump in front of a bus.
I guess I might as well share. I looked up porn in as church or tried at least when I was easy younger like 13 I think. It's been 10 years. Um I had this really attractive girl over at my house and I slid my hand down her pants and started giving her the business. Got crazy hard and whipped it out to put it in her mouth to find out she was passed out and didn't realize since she was leaning/laying in front of me. So I couldn't even tell. And I was tripping out because she was soaking wet. Haven't ever told anyone. Don't know if I should go into what I did next....you guys decide. Um I once invited this fat chick over cause I wanted to get laid and got her to let me get it in and came inside her even though I said I wouldn't.
>>685923782
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. I mean you're a legend so far. Hats off already. If you bit that bullet you could literally say you fucked her whole family though. Don't risk it for the biscuit if you ain't down though, I say.
>>685924108
Why not just take a screen shot..?
>>685923734
>>685923778
done the milf, she wasnt anything to write home about other than looks other than than that she liked her doggie and missionary... REALLY DUMB though and not open minded.
>>685923099
What
Im a newfag
>>685924108
Has promise. Anything juicy though?
>>685923370
People like you are what I refuse to become. I'm 22 and that shit is not going to happen to me. I can't imagine being so fucking pathetic.
>>685923910
I'm dieting and hitting the gym. But honestly knowing no matter how fit I'll get, any opportunity to get a gf or even have sex will be ruined by my shit junk. It's got my self confidence fucked.
>>685924052
I'll do my best to catch it. What part of July is the last target legal? (Early/mid/late)
>>685924298
That's just one milf man. There are literally millions of milfs around.
An ex girlfriend of mine killed herself last week because I refused to get back together with her. I still loved her too. Not really a secret I guess but I wanted to share
I have vagina
>>685923734
leave my grandma alone you sick fuck
>>685924348
That's what I said when I was 22. You're just as fucked as me.
>>685924108
>>685924278
>>685924344
I sucked off my sister's boyfriend and now we regularly get together behind her back and fuck around.
>>685924349
Good on you for cleaning up your health mate. How big is your cock erect?
>>685924254
perhaps i might, just to add that cherry on top
would be easy, sure no one has touched her in years
>>685924298
How did it happen?
Once when my cousin was asleep I slid my hand down her panties to feel. I was very desperate....
>>685924052
If possible, you should film her reaction to it. It would be funny, to have a kind of parody reaction-video version.
>>685924319
seriously I leave those things in a terrible state, my diet is not good.
>>685924484
then tell your grandma to stop grabbing my cock you grandson of a whore.
>>685924490
I'm not overweight. I exercise every day. I lost my virginity at 17. I've even fucked a whore at a brothel. I'm definitely not as fucked as you.
>>685924278
cause he is clearly a dipfuck retard
>>685922405
allahu ackbar
>>685924387
late july, probably a few weeks after if i dont jump the gun like the other anon is suggesting
>>685924015
To be honest, I am concerned about it but I have never seen anything (i.e. been followed) that has made me think someone is watching. All communications are done via wickr and only people that are "vetted" get my id. I don't TIC people drugs so I never have to collect debts which makes it safer. Fuck I should give up and I kinda want to but I like the cash to much. My missus just thinks its bonuses from work
You sure you're not as bad?? I tried touching my cousins pussy and tits while she was asleep. That's pretty bad.
>>685924200
Thought it but I've still got my parents and other family so won't kill myself. It might get better, who's to say there won't be surgery or a pill to give you a better dick in a few years.
>>685924565
i like your style anon, will do my best
>>685924511
Nice. How old are you, & how old is your sister?
Ive been with my girlfriend for 2 and a half years and she still doesn't know how much I get paid or how much is in my bank. I want to clear all her student uni debt and buy her a new reliable car but I fear she might just want me for money.
When i was 17 my 14 year old friend (girl) invited me to a kickback. She invited me extra early. She wore only boy boxers and a pink top twice her shirt size with no bra or underwear. As i was relaxing on the couch. She sat next to me kindof layibg down resting her head on the arm rest with one leg up. She started talking to me and when i looked i saw down her shorts and her smooth pussy. I tried not to look but couldnt. She then said she was going to the bathroom. I said okay and as she stood up and i saw her small dark puffy nipples. When she came back i was relaxed on the couch trying not to think about it when suddenly she sat on me and layed back. She said i was comfey and proceded to grind her big ass on my cock which got hard. Sense i was wearing shorts she was able to really feel it. Long story short. She sucked me and we fucked. There was no party at all. We took eachothers virginity. Im 21 now and she sends me nudes to this day
>>685924565
this is an amazing idea
>>685922709
>>685922799
My mom's friend fingered me in the back of my car.
>>685922405
If I know my friend is driving I'll get good and drunk before he picks me up. I've never told him, and I don't think he knows.
The life of an alcohol.
>>685924689
>my missus thinks it's bonuses from work
Not that I think she's dumb or anything, but wouldn't all that extra money be quite suspicious to her? I mean, no job, even high paying ones get bonuses like every week haha.
>>685924535
I mean I'm actually not gonna pressure that one. Just mull it over ya know? Do ya really want to or not?
But
Make sure you nut in her lil sis and then nut in her later the same day. God....God.................I actually hope she throws up in her mouth from how embarrassed she is
>>685924955
Oh shit....dude I'm sorry about that :/
>>685924537
met her on POF, met up once, hooked up on second meet up. 44, lebanese, 42DD & hourglass shaped...
major boner kill: she used to refer to me as 'long hair' in spite of asking politely not to be called that. also, condom broke and she didnt trip... like AT ALL... and she wasnt on BC
I put a curse on an ex and now people keep trying to kill her. worth.
>>685925037
>I put a curse on an ex and now people keep trying to kill her. worth.
Lmao do people actually think this shit works?
>>685922816
your crying part broke. go fap.
>>685924834
Wouldn't mind seeing evidence
>>685924966
he knows
i had a friend who thought he was a stealth drunk too, your actually pretty obvious we are just to nice to say anything because its not our damn business
>>685925173
well it worked... so... I win.
>>685924516
Probably 4.5. I know it's not worth measuring.
>>685925192
I probably will soon. It'll be something filthy and disgusting.
>>685925026
Holy fuck. Maybe she was infertile? Like, so, what actually happened after the breakage? Was she just like "Thanks, long hair"?
>>685924597
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>685925281
You're a fuckwit cunt. Curses aren't real. Fuck off back to /x/.
>>685925260
I know you wouldnt and i wouldnt mind sharing but im engaged to be married and i cant save them my fiance uses my phone
>>685925297
Don't trip I'm still self conscious about mine I'm probably gonna measure just to see>>685925297
>>685925261
I'm not sure that he does since I've never been drinking with him.
And since I do it pretty frequently he probably just thinks I'm an idiot.
I ejaculated on a 5 year old girls feet.
>>685922405
I'm a jew, and I don't know what to do when someone offers me free ham. It completely tears me apart.
>>685925398
Believe what you want. I never said I was alpha as fuck. I've only fucked one girlfriend, and the other woman was a whore at a brothel.
Not really a secret but I'm a stoner and a smoker(ciggs) but I'm hiding it from my family, have gone really well so far!
>>685925398
Mine aren't dude....you probably won't believe me. But I really tried to get my cousin horny so shed fuck me from desperation but she slowly woke up. And I really didn't know the chick that I was getting wet passed out. I have darker stuff....but, yeah.
>>685925409
You're mad because you lost.
>>685925465
I put my dick on a 5 yo girls mouth while she slept. She suckled the tip
>>685924108
Post more
>>685925589
>lost
There is nothing to lose. Curses aren't real. Go back to believing in ghosts and ghouls and zombies though.
>>685924798
I'll just say we're all legal, now. We weren't when it started.
>>685925490
I've only slept with one girlfriend and a woman who stripped for 4 years so I've pretty much got the same sexual history as yourself.
>>685925600
WTF dude. That's fucked
>>685925583
>darker stuff
Do tell.
>>685925583
Post darker stufg
>>685925681
fuck that Halloween shit. I cursed her ass though.
>>685925373
doubt it based on her insistance for rubbers and stating she wasnt on the pill. I suspected i was also sancho without being told.
whole thing was a bad situation, condom broke because i was too stubborn to admit her disrepect and objectification of me bothered me. ergo, i tried to fuck her with a windsock...
I used to jerk to my sister in the shower via occasionally setting up hidden phone cam
Also got step mom at one point
>ngyuen
>>685925697
I only went to the brothel because I was so sexually frustrated and deprived. If you've never had sex you don't know what it's like to not have it again. After having a dry spell since I was around 19 (I'm 22 now) I was so fucking fed up and went to a brothel. It helped for a while but now I'm desperate for sex again and I don't want to drop nearly $200 for it.
>>685925696
Fair enough. How far apart are you in age, though?
>>685925835
You didn't.
>>685925961
2 years.
>>685925979
Definitely did.
I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister. Her sis is the only other person besides us who knows.
>>685925743
Alright. The girl that I fingered once I found out she was asleep I tried to move her around to wake her up to have sex with her. She didn't so I kept fingering her and rubbing her clit. She had these tight fucking jeans on. Anyway It got to the point where I had blue balls and I pulled her pants down and.....*sigh. You'd think I'd fuck her or tape pictures or something instead because I was scared of getting caught I got a cucumber and pulled her pussy lips apart and put it in. And this cucumber was long and it went really far in. I was young at the time and super horny. Issue is I had a huge thing for this girl and well it was a turn off because she had shit crumbs in her underwear and had hella pubes. And I was like this 8/10 girl is nasty. Didn't stop me from doing it. She woke up later and I made up some story why she moved across the bed.
>>685925861
Sounds like you objectified her just as much, if not more, though. Were you expecting it to be something more?
I don't feel like other people do, like an emotional cripple but I genuinely guess I'm not.
My sister took me to a massage parlor her friend works at. We had a threesome after she got us both off on the table. Best day of my life.
>>685926102
Back the fuck up. Do you honestly 100% believe in curses? Do you actually think you cursed her? Pray tell, who is trying to "kill her". And I mean actually murder her.
>>685924974
to be honest she is a smart girl but has zero street smarts. She has lived a very sheltered life and she doesn't complain when we go on an international holiday every year
After seven years of sobriety amd general straight edge I'm an alcohol again. I smoke three packs a day and when I don't have alcohol I dab til I can't see straight. I'm scared I'll soon go into harder drugs. My family and some of my close friends still think I'm edge.
>>685926295
Several crazed exes, her mom tried to kill herself, she lost her home. Couldn't be more satisfied.
>>685926275
Alpha af
>>685926275
With your sister included?!
My ex girlfriend had sex with her friends dog right in front of me
>>685924834
Pics or it didn't happen
>>685926459
Same
I really want to have sex with my sister but I'm scared. Pic related
>>685926564
Story time?
>>685926031
& you're younger, or older?
>>685926580
Well dude I mean incest happens. But like think about it.youll ruin the relationship for years
>>685926424
Yep. She went first for the massage, and then when I went back, I was there maybe 10 min. and then she came back, opened the curtain and just took off her clothes, waited for her friend to get me off, and then we had a shower, some tea, and then the threesome. I'll probably never have a better day in my life.
I went to a brothel and had sex but it wasn't as good as I imagined. Sex is tiring (is basically like doing push ups) and real pussy doesn't feel as good as I thought from porn.
But ever since then it's hard to get boner from porn and jerking off feels pointless. It's like reaching the summit but found nothingness.
>>685926275
Tell us more. Full story/description
>>685926387
Coincidence, coincidence, coincidence.
>>685926654
older
>7 months ago
>dated a girl who admitted to messing with her dad
>promised it stopped when she got with me, said he used to guilt her into it
>living in his house, rent free, blah blah. Scum bag
>went through her phone, seen her sending nudes to him earlier that day
>went back to a few days after we started dating in convo log
>convo about how they had sex that day
>broke up with her but never admitted why
>>685924757
I look forward to it!
>>685926459
>>685926158
>>685924955
>>685922786
looks like the regulars are in
just need the guy who showers with his nephews/nieces and the gang's all here.
>>685926351
Well, I hope for your sake that you're not doing it forever. Money is nice and all but a long life that doesn't end in jail would be a lot better. I assume you're already quite well off.
>>685926580
She's fucking sexy and slutty but do these dumb cunts ever get off their phones?
>>685924439
Whenever bitches say imma kill myself I say bye lol. D
Had bitches attempt and cutters and end up in hospital bUT never a successful suicide.
I don't feel a bit bad about any of it. It's their choice to be such cunts
>>685925700
You see my friend, the way I see it, "pedophilia" is a sexual attraction one can't help just as having homosexual desires is attraction one can't help. Basically, you like what you like or "the heart wants what the heart wants." a homo didn't wake up one day and proclaim "I think I'd like to be a faggot! Gee that really does sound swell!" Just as a man or woman does not wake up one day choosing to want to fuck a 9 year old. It just happens that way. It's wiring of a sort. The way I see it is this; nobody has any right to criticize another for their sexual behavior because really we are all deviants. Your either a faggot, a dyke, a pedo, or perhaps even the straight man who really enjoys being humiliated and burned with cigarettes. We are ALL fucked up. Now I say unto all, let he who is WITHOUT sin cast the first stone.
>>685924439
Not your fault. You can't love people who would think that that's acceptable. She didn't love you if she did that.
>>685926755
>jerking off feels pointless
I often get this feeling too. Ever tried to jerk off while on mdma or coke? My fucking cock just wouldn't stay erect.
>>685926707
Yeah or it will make it fucking amazing?
>>685926892
Haha yeah she's bad for it
>>685926940
Some of them are attention seekers for sure, but some aren't. My first girlfriend was a serious cutter and she wasn't doing it to show off. She hid her cuts all the time, wouldn't tell me when she was doing it etc. It was crazy.
>>685926953
>is a pedo
>quotes bible
Edgemaster
When I was 12 my best friend asked me to jerk him off
Sucked his cock almost everyday for 3 years
now I have a girlfriend all fun and games but I still see him once a month and suck him off and get fucked so hard
>>685926841
im here, just lurking tonight. no one ever gives a fuck so not wasting time posting it.
>>685926803
>a fucking cunt says she'll stop
It's also with guys but especially with girls. They lie so fucking hard.
>>685926846
Have you talked about it since? What are your ages? Pics of sister?
>>685926852
cheers bro. You are correct, I will give it up. I just bought another house so once that is paid off, I will try my hardest to end it
>>685923370
Post the tranny
>>685926251
I was in a failing relationship at the end of it anyways... and I often times wondered what it would be like to fuck an 8/10 since personallity won me over in my past.
I dunno, she let me jump in her pants the second night, she was like... super infatuated with my hair (i had like.... center of back length) and really, really simple. like she never had to actually work for anything in her entire life.
hence where i suspect bored housewife getting sancho action on the side.
>>685925947
Shit man, I'll be 22 in September. But yeah I know what you mean. It's been a second for me by now. I drink a lot though and that occupies my time. However my drinking is unrelated to the sex deprivation. That'd be weak.
>>685927188
don't get me wrong, I'm into it. I've just asked you every detail alraedy.
>>685927222
Yeah dude. Seriously, im still fucked up over the situation and came close to calling cops a few times with evidence *i screenshotted a bunch of my phone*
But i started dating a new girl a few weeks ago, and decided it was best to leave alone
Deleted the evidence
>>685926580
she looks like a squished together Suzy Berhow
>>685926787
Haha. Wow. Guy is lucky, for the time being. But, he's in for the shitstorm of his life when that gets found out. Are you planning on keeping it going?
>>685927259
Good luck man, and I mean it. It probably subconsciously weighs over your head. Maybe it doesn't. I don't know you, but you seem like a good person and I'm sure you wouldn't want to have to visit your children from behind bars.
>>685926953
Basically, you're right. You can't judge someone after their fetishes. But you can do judge someone after their actions. I'd be perfectly fine with someone telling me he's a pedophile but won't ever do something, even if I was father.
>>685927188
also, i did shower with 2 nephews today at the rec-center after swimming
>>685927413
Is that a compliment?
>>685927619
Sinking apologies yeah-ah
Knowing you're leaving me on my yo-oh-owwwwwn
>>685927619
if you think a midget, backwoods florida whore fucking a pasty, spastic video game parody sperg a compliment then sure!
>>685927399
yeah, plus it's not a very exciting secret, i dont do anything "bad" with them
>>685927284
Huh. Fair enough. Good for you for going after it. Sad to hear it wasn't more edifying for you.
>>685927248
Yeah, we talk about it, but we both are in relationships now, so it prob won't happen again. Circumstances were right I guess, but who knows?
>>685927619
Hey, don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste
When keeping me down
>>685927427
yeah, we still do it. My bf even gets in on it now.
>>685927869
the moral of the story for my experience with milfs: looks arent everything, only common interest we had was trees.
>>685927619
Its no surprise to me i am my own worst enemy
I'm a virgin that watches way too much IR porn and recently I've started watching a lot of cuck porn and "BBC hypno". I'm really fucked up now and getting normal and alpha again will take some time. I also hate niggers and hope for as much white in the future as possible
>>685927352
I used to have some drinking problems when I as around 18-19. At one point I had nearly 20 empty bottles of rum lined up on my desk. Idk why I did it. Like I thought it was cool or something? Who knows. Anyway, after crashing my car drunk even that didn't teach me. After a while I sort of just stopped drinking so much to the point where I rarely drink anymore. On the odd occasion I'll get loose but it's just not good for your health at all. It's literally liquid poison. I'm waiting it out now for a wedding I'm going to in June so I'll get really lose then, but I probably won't drink for months after that. I hope you can learn to cut back. It's not good for you man and it makes you lazy and sloppy and your body will make you pay for it.
QG are you here?
>>685928135
>I hate niggers
>BBC hypno
Do you have a small dick, anon? Are you jelly?
>>685927619
Yeah im rollin down rodeo with a shot gun
These people aint seen a brown skin man since there grandparents bought one
Used to visit my older sister when she was in university, ( she buy me and a friend with me alcohol and let us stay at her place in the city and smoke weed etc.)
Always snoop my 3 sisters computers.
Friend falls asleep and sister is out working / partying. She's was hot as fuck back then. Not anymore. Gained a lot of weight
Get to work snooping her laptop she left open for me to use. Find a bunch of sexy pics. Only one pic of her tits. She has great tits! But her face isn't in the pic so meh....
For some reason I check her browser history hoping to find what porn or whatever she is into and hope to find something racy and jerk whatever
Notice craigslist in history. Instantly start investigating
She is advertising as and obviously working as an escort. All the pics in her add are the pics from her pc that I've already seen but has the face censored.
Jackpot! Instantly jerk of thinking about how I can hire my sister discreetly and convince her to agree to entirely disguise each other's identity while we meet on the pretence that it's fulfilling some kind of discretion principal...
I think to myself that would never work. But then I think she wouldn't be doing this if she wasn't a desperate slut. Of course I could do it....
Never did. Biggest regret of my life
Also I saw a bear today
>>685922405
I murdered someone when I was 14, they never found the body.
>>685926964
I know man. I'm trying not to feel guilty but it's hard. She was always kind of weird and a little obsessed with me but I never thought she would fucking kill herself.
>>685925488
What you can't have free ham? fucking beta faggot
>>685928375
>also saw a bear today
Im fucking crying
I fapped to myself in my sister's dress in a mirror
I'm a developer for 9gag.com
I fucked my sister and we haven't talked about it since.
>>685928307
No I get off on the physical trauma it causes, just like watching beastiality/gore/humiliation porn I'd suppose
My dick is ~7 inches
>>685922405
i wish my dad just died so my family could live in our house again.
>>685924439
Pic related? I feel for you, dude. Must be hard. Talk about it with a pro. Like a lot of talking. Because if not the guilt will creep in and eat you inside out.
Really. Don't let your life been taken away by that egoistic move of hers.
It is sad and tragic and call me a fag but this makes me cry a little that young people do this ... life is so beautiful, cherish it and move on ...
>>685927465
That is how I feel. I won't judge someone for their personal attractions. But if they are committing crimes because of it or forcing someone into it then it becomes a problem. Men and women everywhere have their problems. And as different as we are, we are also all the same. That's why prohibition had to end. We couldn't go a day without getting to the nearest corner store or gas station in pursuit of freedom from guilt or reflection. We all feel a sense of shame in what we do and the way we act. No one should set himself as a better man in that sense.
>>685928122
So on POF, were you both open about just looking for a hookup?
>>685928135
>I hate niggers
You fell for the meme. Most people here aren't actually racist.
>>685925488
Why would anyone care? Religion is bullshit nowadays. so just fuck off and eat it. You clearly want to.
>>685928714
What's the password let's goof them up fam
When I was younger, my sister used to watch me after school until my mom got home. She fingered herself and taught me how to masturbate. At first, I was going to tell my mom, but she told me no one would believe me. She was right. To this day, people still don't. None of my friends ever did.
I heard my sister calling my name as she flicked her bean.
Stayed around to watch through the keyhole.
Intentionally left my door cracked when I jacked off
I had a routine every morning, ID wake up, go to the computer room and rub one out to some porn.
One time I heard her sneak out of her room and linger in the shadows of the entrance to the computer room.
I intentionally leaned back so she could see my cock better when I came.
Closest I ever got was slapping her crotch/inner thighs with the tip after walking out my door, still erect after busting a nut, to find her outside my door with a hand hiking her nightgown up to her crotch, got some baby batter on her I'm sure, cus I slammed full force into her not expecting it
I saw those bro-sis incest manga autumn, you forgot to clear those from the history.
I woke up at a sleepover when my best friend Chelsea fondled me, when I approached her years later after puberty she denied jacking my 13 year old dick to (an admittedly not very messy) completion
I fucked my femenine emo skaterboy friend Luke at a high-school kegger.
Don't regret it.
Luke, you rode me better than any woman except for Tiffani
>>685928772
Well, I didn't fuck her, but I fingered her, ate her pussy and ass out and she gave me a handjob and sucked me off
>>685926176
Nearly every girl has bad to no hygiene after taking a shit.
Not sure why , i guess as a baby/kid her mothers "fear" they could explore their bodies+sexuality to soon, so only marginal ass whiping was done or none at all.
Usualy happens in religious families (also a lot of incest in those families)
>>685928849
I don't care about you guys, I'm actually racist. And I like the idea of a inferior race cucking me, like sadistically or smth
>>685928939
Nor does anyone in this thread
>>685928093
And how does that shake down? Gay stuff?
>>685928229
Bump
>>685922405
dated and popped the cherry of one of the young girls on react chanel
Im in a Long distance relationship , its been 4 + years , and im still a virgin 19 btw lol
I fucked my used to be best friend's girlfriend I think he knows now because he barely talks to me and they've broken up due to her cheating with others
>>685924823
How much is your bank then? 5 6 7 figure ? Make up a lottery win if you don't trust her ... in the end if you're with her for 30 months and have not gained confidence in her and the relationship, you might as well leave her ...
>>685929058
he really tries to play like he isn't, but he's bi at the very least. We really think he's in the closet, but who knows. The best part is, their sex life (him and my sister) is supposedly great!
I played house with a neighbor who was three years younger than me. (Get naked, lay in bed and pretend we were having sex like we'd seen maybe in a PG movie) I don't remember how young I was but I remember we had no idea what we were doing and the first time one of us ejaculated we had no idea wtf happened. One day he asked to stop and we never brought it up again. I'm now a successful functioning adult with a family, and last I heard he was living in a crack house.
>>685928834
no, it was kinda nothing intially. i mean we liked metal, and that was about it. trees and metal lol
>>685929003
Tell me in a logical sense why you hate an entire race of people.
fucked my ex's brother. although, it wasn't really a secret. his dad walked in on us and told him about it the next day, which was after the same night i decided to fuck my ex too. i was a dirty little slore, excuse me
>>685929337
If your story is true, that is fucking crazy.
>>685928378
I would love I hear that story
>>685928378
Story?
>>685928148
Trust me man. I know this stuff. I've done some pretty rotten shit as a result of my drinking and as for my body showing some wear and tear? Oh yeah. I sometimes feel it in my lower back where my kidneys are. That occurs after I go on a real binge. I remember drinking 18 cans of Busch in about 3 hours time. I woke up to a cold sweat and the roaring pound of my heart beating out of my chest. I tried to get up but my torso just fell limp back onto my bed. When I tried to stand I realized my legs weren't working and I couldn't feel them. So, in a panic and way hung over I fell onto the floor and had to crawl to the kitchen where I threw up, and pounder about 2 gallons of water to just clean out I guess. I'll be 22 but I've been drinking like that for almost 7 years. I hate alcohol. I'm currently on probation because of it. I've only had alcohol poisoning twice, maybe three times if I can remember. Anyway, I hope for your sake you keep that hold on it. You're doing better than I am.
>>685929155
Kids or teens? Pic related?
>>685929631
There was one time I thought she might be catching on to what's going on, but then she told me they were just having problems. He wasn't asking her for anything, and she was worried. We fucked around and about a week later, she was happy again. It definitely is crazy, but it's really the hottest thing I've ever done.
How does it feel to cheat op ?
Should everybody cheat? Should i cheat ?
>>685926803
Ugh. Uuuuuugh. How did she look tho? Photo? I feel like she has to be a gross, greasy skank
>>685929397
I don't. Overacted a lil bit. I just speak my mind. I do not believe the meme that black people has bigger dicks and I do believe that they're more prone to acting spontaneous and stupidly and breaks laws etc. However.
What I meant by "i hate niggers" was that I do not actually think black men are more alpha or anything, said in a 4chan appropriate fashion
But as cuck porn turns me on, and cuck porn is always IR, it has become that which is what I fetish and when I discovered hypno porn that really fucks with any insecurities I have been really sexually awkward and I've had a lot of anxiety
</anonymous shitpost>
A couple of years ago while stationed in Korea I had a threesome with these two girls who worked at this bar I frequently went to. I got one of them pregnant and my wife has no idea. We've been married for 6 years
>>685929782
related
>>685927619
This is the same girl? Helllll no, your sister's fugly anon
>>685922405
I have multiple-synesthesia. It's not much of a deep, dark secret, but it's something I mostly keep hidden. Didn't even tell my own dad until last year. Sorta makes me feel like a freak, and I'm not really sure how people will react to it or if they'll even believe me, and I didn't like going to therapy for my other autistic sensory quirks, so I sorta just keep it hidden.
>>685923485
Honestly...kinda. If you're still here.
>>685923392
>I am the opposite of what you would think a drug dealer looks like.
You're the opposite of what most people would think a drug dealer looks like. In my actual experience, a lot of them are very clean-cut and wholesome-looking.
>>685924823
>not letting her know how much money you have or your income
Good.
>wanting to clear all of a gf's uni debt and buy her a car
Not good.
>>685925523
They likely know and aren't bringing it up to not make an issue of it.
Source:
Do the same thing.
>>685929283
He suspects it for sure.
>>685929782
Could've been Elders React.
>>685930064
That's some sleazy shit.
I just want to die...
>>685930030
All good. I feel you. I'd love to fuck a black woman one day. An Asian. Any other race that's not white really.
But don't take it too seriously man. Of course black people aren't by default more alpha. A great minority of them have large cocks yes, but so do a lot of white dudes. The world record for the worlds biggest dick is held by a white guy.
>>685928135
>virgin
>getting alpha again
Being that retarded
>>685922405
i'm a 29 y/o fat fuck who's balding and still single. i now do stand-up comedy in the hopes of an audience member falling in love with me
>>685922405
My mom left me and my dad when I was 2. The secret part is, no one knows where she is. She divorced my dad and disappeared. No one has a damn clue where she went to or even if she's still alive.
Im a virgin !!!!!!! But im in a LDR , Been 4 years , but i could easily get laid locally , whats stopping me OP ?
my friend's gf dumped him last weekend. just a couple hours later me and her had sex, and have fucked a couple more times since. he doesnt know, kinda feel bad for him as a friend but the pussy is awesome.
>>685922405
When I was a horny teenager with no girlfriend, I used to fuck farm animals.
>>685928378
More like
> I made up a story, I AM STILL 14, and I like to shitpost on /b/
>>685930191
>great minority
>>685930531
Yeah I fucked up.
>>685930375
>>>685922405 (OP)
>When I was a horny teenager with no girlfriend, I used to fuck farm animals.
Chickens? Cows?
>>685928949
yeeet
Best sex ive ever had was with a 13boy. better than the 10+ girls ive been with
>>685922405
I want to fuck my best friend's little sister so bad, she is 15...
>>685930692
Sheep, goats, once a pig
I get off to incest and rape porn and wish my uncle would start feeling on me without my permission or start fingering me while he drives us to a deserted place where he then could fuck me as hard as he wanted and I could moan as loud as I wanted without anyone knowing. It would be a dream come true
>>685930782
Did it feel good tho?
>>685930776
whats stopping you?
I thought there was some kind of surgery already
>>685922405
I'm autistic and it always bothers me when my edgy friends use 4chan humor and use autistic as an insult (I don't care if people do it here but my friend does it all the time irl, where 4chan humor just isn't as funny)
I wanna fuck my sociopathic dad that left me when I was 3
>>685930776
I wanna fuck my 13 year old daughter dont feel too bad
i miss my ex purely because ill never get to do or experience what we did in bed again.
>>685930759
>Best sex ive ever had was with a 13boy. better than the 10+ girls ive been with
how old was you?
>>685930880
lol
I wanna fuck each and every one of my friends with a dick
>>685930821
It felt good while I was doing it, but I was always overcome with shame afterwards.
>>685929237
have you ever met? how far away?
My sister tries to get our dog to fuck her.
me and my little brother fuck regularly im 19 he's 17 he gives the best blowjobs
>>685930971
>
fuck them with a dick or get fucked by their dick?
>>685931017
>tries
Explain.
>>685930857
Only autistic people are bothered by being called autistic.
All my friends and family think i'm straight, but i have a qt m2f trans gf that likes to top, and i go on craigslist and suck off random guys on the regular, sometimes whilst dressing up in panties, nobody knows about any of it, also most weekends i'll pull a bimbo from a bar, take her back to mine and fuck her senseless as my trans girlfriend is miles away
>>685930857
LOL fucking autist
>>685930971
>>685931040
Or fuck your friends that have a dick?
Man, you're really confusing.
>>685931056
She takes him into her room and tries. She's tried peanut butter, because I've seen her get it, and then the dog comes out with it around his mouth, and then it was on her pants later. She's always bending over in front of him everywhere too.
>>685924439
that's not really why she killed herself... it's really sad and it's fucked up that she projected this on you...she didn't get the help she needed.
definitely go see someone or do a group for a few sessions, it will help you process this and move on with your life.
>>685930946
18-19. he was super cute & had perfect body
>>685931267
Offer yourself instead of the dog. Maybe you get the chance to fuck her.
>>685922405
I fuck a fine trap on the regular.
Yea we met for a day , best day of my life , so iknow i wasnt cat fished , shes the real deal , and im not naming states but if you can figure it out , from my state to hers its 3,000+ miles apart ...sadly ..wanna kill myself lol
I'm a high functioning autist
My cousin is so fucking hot. Seriously tho. Those squats worked out well.
>>685931341
Nah, not like that with her. She's only trying with the dog I think because of her friends. Like she's trying to get a pic or vid out of it or something.
>>685930834
The that you can't buy chloroform in germany
I have a fake instagram account and ive used/use it to get girls to send me pics of there feet.
Literally have a collection of over 200 girls
I just found out the person I've been talking to on grindr is my younger brother
>>685931364
Trust me; you can't hide it and it's not a secret. Even if somebody doesn't know it's autism, they can tell that you're different.
Source:
Me, too.
>>685931267
Have you addressed this with her?
>>685931558
AHAHAHAHA
>>685931495
But you can
>>685931558
fuck him. i fuck my brother all the time its nice
>>685928807
Thanks man. It's just so frustrating. I still had a lot I needed to say to her.
>>685931621
I don't know man its weird
>>685930371
Fuck man that sucks. How is your relationship with your dad?
>>685926365
hey dude hope you find your way back, relapses happen and you can get sober again afterwards
>>685931492
Hahahahahahaa oh my fucking good
>look what i did with my dog guise fuckign cool amirite xd
That bitch should fucking kill herself, or better, you do it.
>>685931664
it wont be after the first time trust me
>>685931349
sucks bro. Similar situation. Girlfriend lives in France I live in the UK. Didn't meet for 2 years...now I got a job i fly over every month or so but wont see her now until September.... Positive is it's because she's moving here. It gets better anon. hang in there
>>685931727
Hid cock his longer and mines thicker he complimented it
i am a sissy
>>685931827
I would fuck your brains out.
>>685931589
No, she doesn't think anyone notices. She's not 'sexual' in any way yet, so that's why I think this is just because of her friends or something.
I get off to the sound of my parents having sex at night
>>685931813
do it lmao it will be nice
Does /b/ think edge is killing 4chan?
Yea thanks anon, im hanging in there after school ill get her ass over here with me :) or vice versa ,
New thread someone
>>685932066
NEW BREAD!!1!!
>>685932145
>>685932145
>>685932145
>>685932145
..idk anon , still get sexually frustrated , that and just not seeing her..then i see these local girls find interest in me ..but im like no , "good things come to those who wait " right?
>>685931349
Yup moved together with a gf from the states and now we live in europe, i feel lucky. Although i feel like this was a bold move and i couldn't see what problems she brought, i had to go work for her while in college, now she is financially a bit stable but she doesn't really care about that, she is literally to lazy to give a fuck about being able to afford a living and she refuses to carry everything heavier than a small water bottle. We fight every second day and she just turns emotional and i am talking against a wall and abuse her because i get upset.
Honestly, i am fighting for it, even harder now than before she was here. Don't give up hope though.
>>685931655
Yeah, bro. That's the worst and hardest part when someone leaves you behind like this. You've got questions and things to say ...
Ask those questions a pro, say those things to a pro. I know you don't get an answer by her anymore but a very important part of getting over something like this is getting it out. It needs to be phrased and spoken out. Perhaps rephrased and spoken again and eventually you find an answer deep inside yourself ... and cry whenever you feel like it ... it washes out those stress hormones ... don't you dare to fall into a depression... mind Nietzsche and the abyss
>>685930785
do roleplays
I'm 25,my gf is 23.
2 years together, i've already cheated on her with 8 different girls. 3 whores in estonia and 5 girls from where we live. All of them between 18-20. Actually doesnt want to be together with her anymore... But we got a dog,house and car loan.. So its just too much shit to break it off.
