Faces of /b/? I will start.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Faces of /b/?
I will start.
I'm on the right.
Why tho
>>685915639
some party image,,, hi there
>>685915639
>>685915967
>>685916899
Please stop
rate me cunts, guess my age, location, job and all that shit...
guess my name and i'll buy you a copy of bad rats
>>685917974
fml, forgot photo.
>>685918020
9/10
23
eastern usa
some kind of clothing store
Chad
>>685918367
You got 0 correct :^)
ITT: Faces of faggots
>>685915639
>>685918020
early 20's
canada
dont know dont care
dont know dont care
>>685918616
neckbeard/10
>>685918690
edge/10
>>685918758
come at me
>>685918892
at least you got a nice cardigan shirt set up, credit where it's due bro
>>685919130
literal 10/10
>>685919130
just kill yourself already no one wants to see ur sad ass face every damn day
>>685919258
ching chong ling long
>>685919289
>making an ugly face
>already ugly
>>685919184
You forgot to pee
>fag/10
>>685919785
you will never satisfy a woman sexualy, being a fag is a good choice
this is not my face
>>685919785
You look like Gerard Way
Why not
>>685918744
>>685918991
Tfw girl b8 fails
>>685920036
sandnigger/11
>>685919947
Good or bad thing?
>>685920063
more like what feminism does to you
>>685920134
>Gerard Way
google him and you will see what hair colour fits you the best, he tried them all
>>685919576
>current year
>plays dark elf
>>685918690
Hannibal/10
Pro gun
Educated redneck here
I'm voting trump too.
>Not memeing yourself
You guys are fags you should of been here in 2009
>>685919184
that is one fucked up body you got there friendo
>>685920426
copy pasta? I still like you
>>685920551
cute, body pic?
>>685920653
Sorry, not much of a selfie guy :) I do work out though
>>685920827
thats good, 10/10 would bf
>>685919770
hahaha
>>685915639
Sup bros
>>685915639
>faces of b
>post a faggot
>>685921875
hi fatty
>>685918020
hot would bang
10/10
Stop shit posting on 4chan you fucking Swedish meatball fucking kys
>>685920543
no here is my copy pasta
ATTENTION BERNIE SANDERS FAGGOTS, I KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER:
BERNIE SANDERS IS A SCAM AND A FRAUD
HE HAS NO INTENTION OF WINNING THE DEMOCRAT NOMINATION AND NEVER HAS
HE IS ONLY IN THE RACE TO COLLECT YOUR MONEY FOR HILLARY AND THE DNC
The superdelegate system prevents his winning even if he were sincerely running for the nomination
He will stay in the race until the convention, collecting your money along the way, and then suspend his campaign
Once Bernie drops out of the race, he will pledge his war chest of campaign donations to the DNC
The DNC will in turn us the money in support of Hillary Clinton in the general election
This was planned from the beginning.
Hillary and the DNC knew damn well going in that millennials would not support her and donate money to her
So they invented the Bernie Sanders phenomena. Bernie allows them to tap the $100 Million dollar pool of donations that young people represent
Sanders is not an outsider despite his rhetoric. His nose has been in the trough of the corrupt political establishment machine for decades
BERNIE IS ONLY IN THE RACE TO RAISE FUNDS FOR HILLARY AND THE DNC FROM UNSUSPECTING MILLENNIALS AND LINE HIS OWN POCKETS ALONG THE WAY
IT WAS ALL A RUSE
YOU'VE BEEN HAD BERNIEFAGS
THE CAMPAIGN IS A FANTASY
ARE YOU FEELING THE BERN NOW?
>This has been a /pol/ public service announcement
>>685919130
>>685919257
samefag
Good morning
>>685922051
>>685919709
ukraine/10
>>685920134
Good thing. I will always have a celeb crush on that guy.
Fuckin fired up man
>>685922137
i'm not implying that anyone actually thinks i'm 10/10
it's just different styles of trolling me
>>685918020
damn anon you're sexy af even with the stupid face, alpha as fuck
>>685921213
stori?
>>685922113
>what is asinine
>>685918744
Hey faggot youre not me
>>685921213
I feel really bad for him.
:(
Ultra chill mode hanging with one of those octopodes
>>685915639
YOU FILTHY MINDED WHORE, GIVING ME THESE THOUGHTS
>>685918020
you look alpha as fuck, would let you cum inside my pussy/10
you got some good genes anon
>>685920551
This we'll look good as your funeral picture
r8 my butt pillow
>>685922386
fuck off ugly bitch, kill yourself
>>685922450
not everyone has friends
>>685918744
This cunt has no redeeming qualities
>>685923001
>>685922592
Damn I'm super jealous of your hair colour!
>>685923054
and she always argues whenever someone tells her to fuck off.
>>685923001
>>685923001
>>685915639
dont
>>685923136
Thanks was going to dye it red again then decided to go grey. Bleached it a ton but it still wouldn't grey on me. It turned a murky green like a swamp mermaid. So I decided to blue myself and go full on ocean mermaid.
>>685923001
Lol gosh you must really be in love with me.
Thats adorable
>>685922592
I think it's spelled octopusses you retart, more pics of the animal holding the octopus though.
>>685923054
And this anon is repetitive.
>>685923456
"oh a person finally noticed me. I don't care if it's because they find me fucking obnoxious they must love me!!!!!one111!!"
>>685923138
Lol what?
I never argue. I just reply back to you faggots and you get mad that i reply lol
>>685923340
I like the blue for sure, I'd do this if it my school would allow it/had confidence to do so
>>685923513
u wot m8? u think i don't know me own octopus plural form? Ill bash ur head in u daft cunt i swear on me mum
>>685923586
To save a photo of me and to go out of youre way ro talk directly to me.
Thats what makes you love me.
If you truely hated me you'd ignore me.
Its simple logic really
>>685923653
Are you implying thats arguing
???
What? Hahaha
>>685923740
You don't ignore things you hate. You destroy them.
>>685915639
Just your average 19-Year-Old college dude.
i bet ur all fat and ugly and to be honest everyone here is 1.5/10
>>685923740
so desperately wanting to be loved, I pitty you but I would also puch you in your stupid cunty face
>>685923815
Maybe a child does but your average adult tends to ignore unwated people who show up....
So by this standard its safe to say youre a 10 year old boy.
>>685923704
Wtf niqa speak american I don't understand a lick of what you just wrote, ans I day it's octopuseds now more pics or I slap you silly, bitch.
u look like you smell like Jew shit
>>685923835
nice hair
>>685923835
show
me
your
cock
>>685923835
are your teeth yellow?
>>685923934
My boyfriend loves me :D
Its not smart to make an assumption dear
>>685922553
woah dude, that's alot of stuff you have on your face
r8 half my face and that cunt in the background
>>685915639
You seem like the guy who hangs out with the cool kids but they make fun of you a lot
>>685916899
you seem like the guy who would message girls constantly with shit like "Hi mk frndship???" "hi pls show pussi i love u"
>>685918020
probably makes musicaly's to shitty fetty wap songs and shows off mediocre muscles
>>685918616
frienzone11!!!
>>685918690
kid who grew out of his emo phase and is now "hardcore"
>>685918729
fratboifuckboi
>>685918744
>>685918744
posts on nerd threads and gaming threads, probably goes to country bars and wears cowboy boots and self-cut shorts
>>685918788
has mommy issues
>>685919130
whines about people not appreciarting him enough, probably good at weird math/science
>>685919785
muh identity, muh genders, muh vast MLP colllection
>>685920036
idk cant roast you but you look weird
>>685920153
wow, that sucks
rate me now you pussies
>has bf
>is a fat fuck
>posts selfies for 4chan fags
>jerks off people for attention
>will end her life in aprox. 0.5-1 years
>>685924240
>probably goes to country bars.
Anon...ive heard some shit in my day but you just crossed the line. How dare you!
>>685924233
>>685924372
you guys together make a whole face
>>685924372
Lol she aint even fat bruh.
Rate me, just do it
fat as shit fag
>>685924173
i require more quarters for my cheeks
>>685923949
cum and say that to my face. I'll teach u to run ur focking gabber. Ull have these muscles to contend with plus all 8 of these legs.
>>685924372
Gosh the obsession is real m8
>>685924492
Haha it doesnt matter. Even if i was im sure i pull more pussy than him. Its okay dear. Let him run free. Thats what trolls enjoy most.
>>685924622
>cant even quote
How new are you????
tumblr cancer why does this thread even
>>685918020
hottest guy i've seen on /b/ in a long time.
>>685918788
>88
>>685924747
THAT FUCKING MERMAID BLANKET!
Ugh i want it.
r8 me m8s
>>685924747
>cum and say that to my face.
Ew I'd rather not tyvm.
I already no how to run, I don't need some inferior womanlet to "teach" me how.
What mussels? I see none.
>plus all 8 of these legs
>legs
>octupus
>sea mammal
U wat m8?
>>685918690
dont mind me, just giving you eyebrows n sheit
>>685918020
9/10 im gay
>>685915639
You look like dark souls 1 character creation.
>>685915967
Ugly spic. You all look the same
>>685916899
Sun glasses inside?
>faggot
>>685918020
Nice face your making there. I would love to watch a reality tv show were you go to prison.
>>685918616
Eat a salad
>>685918690
Look like a vampire and school shooter mixed
>>685918744
Ugly. Red hair screams "I have daddy issues"
>>685919785
Big homo.
>>685920036
Look normal dude.
>>685923835
Look like your trying to hard to be cool. Look like the type of dude who gets punched and starts to cry.
>>685924541
Hillbilly jones
rate me im 57 5'7 and my cock is 5.7
>>685925206
lmao why
>>685918020
9.5/10, get a little more stubble and you're a fucking straight 10, femanon btw no i wont post tits fuck off neckbeards
>>685925294
I'm >>685918020
I've actually been 2x lmao
>>685925294
But...its not dyed...so my genes scream daddy issues...? Haha okay
>>685925397
omfg you keep getting better <3
>>685925397
How was the ass rape faggot? Don't even lie. I know you liked it. You even went back to get it again? Wow. Your natural body oder must be cum
>>685925642
I actually didn't meet a single person while i was in who took it up the ass, i had offers, but nobody tried to force it on me... i've tried a finger up the ass from a girl before, didn't like it so i see no reason to go for a cock
>>685925423
That shit is dyed. Fuck out of here
>>685915639
Rekkles. what are you doing on /b/?
rate me
>>685924846
this
>>685925294
Holy fuck the burn is real kek
>>685925848
r84r8
3/10, ugly korean ass nigga
>>685925831
Uh no the fuck its not.
Guess my ginger mom and dad are all lies?
>>685925776
sure guy. No man makes a face like that in a picture. Only a man who has tasted cum
>>685923740
Can you get out? You really aren't that attractive.
>>685925189
>implyin no mussels in the ocean
we'll giv ye a rumble so hard it'll make ur nan sore just hearing about it
>>685925900
the ones who are stupid enough to post pics get burned and insulted, it's fun
>>685924846
this post
>>685926087
not the anon in the photo but it sounds like you're a little jealous of him :^)
>>685926111
Attractive enough for you to keep talking.
When will you aquire some common sense?
>>685926017
Keep crying bitch. That hair is dyed and your in denial because your crazy.
>check mate
>>685926318
Lol shall i post a baby picture?
Or lemme guess my parents dyed it as a child too right?
>>685926435
no cp on /b/ u pedo
>>685926122
No, I implied you have no mussels, i.e when you flex, sheesh stick with the program toots.
Leave me nana out of this, she is respectable and classy lady hmph.
Ew what is that on your hand? Some type of sex toy, gross.
totally rate me you guuuuuuuyz
>>685926222
Sound like you love him. I'm not jelouse of him but this is /b. Face rates belong in /soc/ so when there posted in /b I find it fun to rag on people about there self awarness issues. Especially men who make that face. He is a handsome man sure but stop doing that faggot shit in pictures.
>>685926623
A classy respectacle nan woulda taught u about the ancient art of oragami!
>>685926483
Look like your in the retarded class there mate.
>duuuurrr
>>685926722
the guy is clearly just taking the piss, lighten up you nonce rocket
Hello again
>>685926483
buuuuuraaaaz
>>685926623
is octopus. see?
>>685926830
>respectacle
What did he mean by this?
Was orynami? Sounds like some stupid shit like folding paper or something.
>>685926901
Can I tell you a secret?
>i didnt even look at the picture
Can I tell you another secret?
>go to /soc for your valadation threads
>>685925294
Kek. That's some funny shit.
>>685927172
wankers like u woudn't know about paper folding. u cna't even fold a pair of sox
>pair of sox
top kek 11/10 burn
>>685927206
>knows he lost the arguement
>tries to play it off
okay newfriend :^)
>>685927148
I see, only 6 tentacles and no face what happened to him :'(
>>685927432
>implying I wank
Wtf not even remotely close to lukewarm, ofc I don't fold my soxs, I have wimmons like you to do them for me ;)
Rate
>>685927600
>interpreting a pic in 2d
check ur dimensional perception
>>685915639
Handsome, but look a bit dead inside
>>685927113
reality
>>685927531
Kek
Yeah, I lost the argument on my bait. Oh no, here comes another rod billy. Be sure to bite just as hard as you did last time!
Also anyone who says newfriend/newfag is new
>keep lurking faggot and go to /soc
>>685927933
I see in 4D's you hipster artfag. Why so mad though lololol. Still no face rip in piece octomom.
>>685928445
Posting more pics of me? :D
Wow for someone whos disliked i sure get lot of attention lol
>>685928445
Ugly dyed hair.
>lookin like Ronald McDonald.
Ay yo ronald can i get sum nuggets?
>>685928600
chiken mcnuggers
>>685928600
Once again. Not dyed.
I already said i can provide baby pic
>>685928445
show benis
HOOI
>>685928691
checkin muh niggas
>>685928600
Idk y that made me laugh really hard.
>>685928731
Ronald. Its dyed. You crazy ass clown motherfucka. Now where my nugguts
>>685927806
nice strong white man, I like, would marry
>>685928407
Time doesn't exist u fegget. evrything exists in a static. Do u even through the wormhole?
>>685928445
did you save her nudes?
>>685928990
Lol i like how you ignore my proof because youre afraid to look foolish
>>685928803
I know you. Hi.
>>685929130
They dont exsist.
>>685929169
ok, post CP
do it.
>>685929169
Ronald the time has passed for proof! I need my nuggets and I need them now mothafucka!
>>685929218
make them exist, wanna see dat butthole
>>685929218
Haha, fucking sexist pig, how do I like or upvote your post?
>>685929130
ugh trying to forget those
>>685929367
The bait is strong with this one. Be wary.
>>685929299
and dats just 1 minute worth of effort, I'm going ahead to devote atleast a semi-pro of making legit looking ones right now as your read this.
this girl is gonna regret herself, I promise that.
>>685929092
Whoa nigga you went full retart.
Anyways gotta go now, smell ya later toots.
Gay ass origami btw ;*
>>685929477
Praise jesus. For he shall deliver
>>685927933
You're so precious.
>>685929299
nice, moar pls
>>685929544
>smell ya later
confirmed for Gary
>>685929398
me too, didn't save them because of disgust
This thread went for zero to hero real quick. The tides are a changing. Praise jezuuuzzzz
>>685923835
this better be bait...
>>685925088
bean there,done that
>>685928445 that's a stupid shirt you got there
>>685915639
You look like a fucking dyke.
>>685929868
it went from ashy to classy
from a kiss on the cheek to doin the nasty
>>685919709
seems like he can't even unbend those arms
>>685929887
pedo like your prophet
>>685930155
jesus was many things,but a pedophile he was not :)
>>685919709
omgosh hes so hot xPP
me n m'boo
>>685930495
who's the top?
>>685929287
Just my hair nigga
>>685930495
i love unstable girls like that
>>685930326
sorry, you look like a muslim
>>685929367
Im not sure what youre saying.
I just mean her nudes dont exsist.
She doesnt take any.
>>685930644
That red filter tho
>>685930669
unstable?
>>685930644
okay now remove the red filter
>>685930644
MOOOOODS
A few years ago
>>685929477
Hey im actually looking forward to it.
No regrets here lol
>>685929887
Everything about you screams muslim.
>>685930731
Red filter???? Lol omg really now?
Any excuse to try andn
avoid you being incorrect lol
I just snap pics from my phone
I cant help how the color turns out
>>685930768
>>685930731
Samefag
>>685931039
We're not the samefag, red filter is obvious filter tho
>>685926772
lol is he wearing a dress? what a fag!~
hope he doesnt get too much jizz in that faggy beard haha what a queer
>>685931019
>>685931039
samefag
>>685927148
Who is that ratchet hoe? She looks like bjork with downs syndrome
>>685931019
I'm not the one that's been trollin u
Just calling out a red filter, sorry
>>685931203
Shh she is adorable
>>685931217
And as i said. I just point my phone and click.
Im not really experienced in filters or photoshop
Dont have the patience
Last time, I was told by an anon that I was hot but look like I'm the kind that beat his girlfriends
>>685931327
She overestimates her cuteness and it falls hard.
>>685931323
Oooh! Keep going.
Its interesting to see myself in new hairstyles!
>>685931374
Was my opinion
>>685931147
LOL DID ANYONE SEE THAT GUY?! GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>685931467
>>685931338
You look fine anyway
>>685931323
based ps anon
this is the newfaggest tumblrest thread ever
>>685931374
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>685931547
I know. I feel fine. Which is why i never bothered to master the art of filters and what not. Hell, i dont even have instagram
>>685931323
wtf. saved.
>>685931781
If it's really you, post more pics you're god damn adorable
>>685931518
gr8 b8
>>685931845
Probably just because old pic then
>>685931845
>I feel fine
>flips out whenever anybody insults her
>>685922386
fucking hot
>>685931905
or don't, actually, just dont.
>>685931977
Oi fuck off I don't find many attractive, and she's cute
>>685931948
Well its like 1990 so yea...a little old
admin pic no h8 plos
>>685932034
"Oi" what are you, french?
oi oi!
>>685932058
Omg who u about to duel??
>>685931957
I dont recall flipping out?
I mean ive corrected false information but by all means i have no "flipped out" lol
>>685932058
Did someone shoop their fedoras out?
>>685932088
That's it? That's all you got? Weak, you're done, go away now
>>685931905
yeah it's me
>>685931374
better keep that hate speech off MY campus
>>685932442
Woo! Then you'll know someone somewhere thinks you're adorable before I sleep!
>>685932442
At least she hid that face for once.
>>685932442
i got the skills that kills
>>685932587
i'll hide ur CUNT body 6 ft under, cunt
>>685918940
wtf is this? please explain
>>685932594
take a pic smiling pls.
>>685932587
Get out you one eyed cave spider.
>>685932681
Minotaur
>>685932715
i call this face the serene siren
>>685932837
I'm so glad you posted more
Also hard to not sound like a creeper, sorry I swear I'm not creepin'
Just interested
>>685932961
ur a creeper its okay
>>685932837
what about a clasical smile? with teeth and all?
show dem chompers
>>685932995
Pls no
>>685933011
thread will dead b4
