if you could have any fictional item from a video game, book, or movie what would it be
mine (pic related) saphira's egg from the Inheritance Cycle
holodeck.....
>>685913882
Any wishgranter
>>685914079
>>685913882
Yo mumma
>>685914430
BOI!!!!!!!
>>685913882
The amulet of Samarkand
>>685914564
shit i have that book i haven't read it yet though
Rare candies from pokemon so I can level up and die faster.
Chaos ring. Dark souls
>>685914768
Bartimaeus is a fucking cheeky cunt. I love him. I laughed a lot while reading those books. They also have a pretty interesting story.
I want one of these guys!
Smart as a person, loyal as a puppy, climbs walls like spiderman, and can drive at highway speed. Also bulletproof.
Did I mention he comes with a machine gun, a fucking cannon, and comic relief?
>>685913882
I always thought bulmas caplsule collection would be cool to have. Probably not the best though.
>>685915289
>>685915289
Wait, I forgot! It can also be invisible. Game over, man. Game over.
>>685913882
>Any Fictional Item
>People are Items
My modded Serana NPC Follower from Skyrim. kink to the max.
>>685915514
but it doesn't have a ghost.
>>685913882
finn's ancient psychic tandom war elephant.
Doom Slayer's armour
And yes, I said armour.
>>685913882
I'll take the Infinity Gauntlet or any other reality manipulation device. Then I'll take one of each other item posted in this thread.
>>685913882
A Death Star.
>>685915747
>armour
Fuck you, you cunt.
I would have Synth Curie from fallout 4 to be my loyal loving unaging wife.
>>685915708
Ayyyyyy nice one. Thats my favorite show ever.
>>685913882
Ash nazg durbatulûk
>>685913882
I would take God from the bible.
appearance change potion from ffxiv
become cute catgirl loli
an Agiel from the sword of truth to shove up your mother ass
The finglonger.
>>685916022
faggot
checked
>>685916136
milk my prostate dady
A green lantern ring
>>685916350
fuck you ryan
>>685915572
Not necessarily a bad thing, mind you.
Also, there seemed to be some doubt about that near the end of season two. They started developing distinct personalities, and on a handful of occasions disobeyed direct orders. I thought the writer had deliberately let that go unanswered.
Infinity Gauntlet
One of these
Green Lantern ring
>>685916453
Fuck you! and my name's not Ryan !
>>685913882
a girl friend
>>685916597
Claimed ya fag
>>685913882
The Bebop
Motivation, as seen in all the self-help books that are out there
A Lucy Lu bot
>>685916652
that sounds like something a guy with the name ryan would say
>>685916461
Yeah. I definitely agree. i was just fucking with you. I think a big part of SAC was to blur the line between what is considered to be truly conscious. In fact, I think the Tachikomas parallel the story "flowers for algernon" a lot. Their slow climb to becoming enlightened, only to eventually have it ripped away from them.
wabbajack
>>685916823
Pile of junk! enjoy your bell peppers and beef.
>>685916980
edgelord detected
>>685913882
Why was it called the Inheritance Cycle
It wasn't a fucking cycle
Damn you Paolini
>>685916918
Well you sound like a Gary
majora
cinco turbo fuel
>>685917098
Nice!
>>685917232
my name is josh fuck you
>>685915289
doesnt have a pussy tho...
>>685913882
nigga.... do i even have to say?
>>685917353
I think I know a Gary when I see one
>>685917431
This got forgot rule number 34
![2935671695_1_22_ghtdSjPX[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5vF3Pfn.jpg "2935671695_1_22_ghtdSjPX[1].jpg")
MJOLNIR MK V Combat armor. MK VI and beyond looks shit to be honest.
>>685917558
fuck off jared
>>685917008
How dare you!
Op thanks for makeing day with inheritence cycle reference
>>685916008
The dark fire will not avail, Flame of Udun.
>>685913882
John Malkovich's actual line from the movie
>I suffer without my egg
>Do not prolong my suffering
No.
>>685913882
McREEEEs gun/cyborg arm thing
The letter that Jim wrote Pam
hank moody's attitude
>>685917648
Fucking gg with all the broken bones
>2016
>not wanting an Honour Spren
Enjoy not windrunning
>>685918033
Fuck. Didn't think this was the night, but that's the nail in the coffin.
Pulp fiction briefcase
>>685916919
I just remember crying a little bit when they get shot up rescuing Batou from the arm suit. And then when they die for real...
Remember the old man with the cannon shell? That whole episode is heartbreaking and fantastic at the same time.
>2016
>not wanting a behelit
SPEED
does the doll count
>>685918115
My body is ready. Or I can sell it to the US Air Force for gigantic profits. I'm sure they'd love to reverse engineer something like this
>>685918201
Not a fan?
Pokeball. Say I invited the technology and become extremely rich while greatly advancing the human race.
a girlfriend
an army of my very own meme men
>>685918495
gg trying to walk anywhere, fall through the floor
Portal Gun.
Though instead of using it for good I'd just have a permanent hole in the roof of my toilet so I can pee whenever
<- This bad boy here
![1310483412100[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YuYMrFh.jpg "1310483412100[1].jpg")
>>685918671
You got me
>>685918382
I mean, I own one. Don't need the thread to get one.
>>685913882
finished infinity gauntlet.
this girl
>>685913882
A green double bladed lightsaber
>>685918684
I like the cut of your jib.
>>685913882
fuck you
>>685918354
That show really is a fucking masterpiece. In a world that's approaching closer and closer to the prosthetic and a.i. technology in GITS's reality, we need to all try to appreciate the conceptual significance of some of those episodes.
>>685918894
Already claimed >>685915776
Twice >>685916481
>>685918907
Stepper from the Long Earth.
I'd have a Smith & Wesson Model 29 44. Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.
>>685918999
no u
>>685918907
I wanted an omnimatrix so bad when I was younger.. Pretty neet idea for show
imo.
Masterballs so I can capture some small female kids and hide them without people finding out and fuck them uncontrolably
>>685918509
He's already dead man. Too bad he doesn't have the ankh from Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth. AYOOO
>>685918804
Better alternative, the COBRA equipment from Tim Zahn's book. That WON'T break your bones
The Assbringer
>>685918925
Yeah, she's hot until you're gasping for air with blood gushing out of a knife wound in your throat
>dungoofed.jpg
>>685919219
fuck yes
>>685919307
>only effective against undead
idk how paladins are gonna supposed to use it against demons in legion.
its made for killing undead
>>685918684
>roof of my toilet
>>685919366
jokes on you i want to die
>>685919185
>Omnimatrix
It's Omnitrix, get it right next time
![troy-10_low[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jxVmeFR.jpg "troy-10_low[1].jpg")
>>685919262
Hell man, I'd settle for Troy Hurtubise's Trojan Armor. Shit looks badass and seems pretty functional.
>>685913882
lels
Keyblade
>>685915747
>>685915863
what's the big deal here?
>>685919924
Thought of it first bitch
I've always wondered how a krabby patty tasted
>>685919797
Lol WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
#YEET
Savage bruh
Xdddd
think of how well you could finger women
JEWMANJI
>>685918684
your toilet has a roof?
Because why the fuck not?
>>685917353
My name is also Josh, wow!
>>685913882
a device like in Matrix, which can transmit knowlege into my brain in seconds
Portal gun, or a genie lamp
alchemy
>>685920479
post pictures of your dick
Dagon lvl5
>>685920311
>>685919565
Probably didn't put it correctly, English is not my native language.
The lid? And then keep it closed all the time
>>685920311
It's an outhouse.
>>685913882
THE MOTHERFUCKIN BLACK KAKARI
From the Night Angel trilogy.
>>685919492
A blade's a blade, it still cuts shit.
>>685920644
Anyone with a brain would have known what you were talking about, they're just dumb.
>>685913882
Haven't heard this yet. An Avatar, from Jame's Cameron's movie, that could breathe our atmosphere.
>>685916823
>>685920427
Enjoy using it for a short time then running out of fuel and ammo.
>>685918925
Would smash.
>>685918684
How do you flush?
>>685920784
They never do explain what the hell powers this thing... >>685920427
Happiness.
We're only doing fictional things, right?
>>685920885
MEMORIES!!!!!
>>685920644
i see. not bad dude
does alucard count? from hellsing ultimate
>>685920977
Fresh out, we'll give you the one from ultimate abridged instead...
cory's severed penis
>>685920644
Why not shoot the portal at the top of the lid and sit on it peeing and pooping through the portal to wherever you put the other one?
>>685921084
pencil
>>685916018
yes
>>685913882
Ill take the lamp from alladin.
Nigga now i get 2 wishes and use the 3rd to wish him free after i befriend him.
CHECKMATE FAGGOTS!
>>685919129
THIS 10/10. plus the sentient vending machine
>>685921250
they would see your butthole
Spread, rapid fire, and 30 lives
Torchic level 1. My new best friend!
>>685921291
Chalk beats pencil
>>685921365
Just wish for more lamps
Any Gundam would be perfect, but Strike Freedom would be amazing.
Can travel in space, can decimate entire hordes of enemies, and looks fucking awesome
>>685918573
pokeball
no pokemon
youre just a nerd with a cool ball
>>685921492
Great show
>>685921411
I didn't think about that, that's even better.
>>685921492
>>685921291
Eraser beats both
>>685913882
Bob, the skull from Dresden files
The possibilities would be endless without blatant predictability
>>685920838
I don't
The drug from the movie limitless.
[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
Probably go with the Arrow from JJBA.
Stab myself with it, hope I get a sick Stand, if worst comes to worst, I die from the arrow rejecting me, best case, I get a kick-ass punch-ghost.
>>685913882
Oghma Infinium. I want to know everything, but I'll settle for everything about the Elder Scrolls.
>>685914564
>The amulet of Samarkand
fuck ye bartimaeus
>>685921456
If it doesn't count, I'll take an egg with Torchic in it. Checkmate.
>>685921660
Well have fun cleaning gallons of fermented piss off the floor
>>685921720
did someone said [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?
>>685921653
The blood of Jesus Christ beats eraser
Skooma
>>685914079
This is the only thing worth having.
>>685921924
Yes, this anon said [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
>>685922043
Anyone drinking the blood of Christ beats the blood of Christ.
>>685921924
This died months ago, faggot. Let it remain so.
>>685921904
m8 do you know how toilets work? it's not going to keep on rising until it goes over the top.
you faggots have no idea, here we go
>>685913882
Slaves
>>685913882
No guarantee it would hatch for you.
>>685922251
Rip off of bill and ted
This
I just want to be happy.
>>685922303
fuck you
>>685919924
Fuck yes
The Iron Throne
>>685913882
Happiness
>>685913882
Replikator
>>685922422
>>685922554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc67_BrCdPc
>>685922170
Are you some kind of fucking moron? What do you think will happen if you never flush the toilet?
>>685922880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkaUF5ckEzc
halo rings so i can fucking purge this shit existence
>>(faggot)685922202
probably Nanosuit combined with the AI + energy source from Ironmans Iron Suit
>>685922900
when the water level gets high enough it all flushes down
do you not know how a toilet works?
>>685915776
Only correct answer in this thread tbh fam.
>>685922900
retard, toilets are designed to not overflow, and they wont unless they're being flushed while they're clogged. Don't believe me, try it for yourself. You could literally dump buckets and buckets of water in a toilet and it wouldn't spill.
>>685913882
Provided it would work on me I'd take a ray sphere to mecca.
>>685913882
Sure.
Aladin's lamp.
>Wish for more wishes.
>???
>Profit
>>685922549
That... is an impressive chair.
>>685923567
Wishing for more wishes is forbidden.
So wish that rule did not exist.
>>685923567
couldn't you just wish for profit?
Knife missile.
>>685918573
Might as well just claim Capsules from Capsule corps
>>685924088
YES!
do stands from jojo count? if so I want fattys stand from diamond Is unbreakable and send it to steal shit for me
ice-nine
The device that made dr. Manhattan, so I van become like that
Bshxxh
I want a terminatrix
>>685924614
I'd probably just pick Killer Queen.
>Free Garbage disposal
>Bites ZA Dusto means I can prevent myself from dying from a mugging or a car crash, and prevent myself from making stupid mistakes. (Said something stupid to hot chick? BITES ZA DUSTO)
>And it looks fucking sick as fuck
I want Grey's sports almanac
>>685925881
Oh wait, it's past 2015 now
Nevermind
>>685922880
>>685923052
FUCK OFF marketing jews, we dont care iabout your pretentious story if you put it in a SHOOTER, it looks bland and stupid
>>685920758
Even if you could breathe in Earth's atmosphere, your biology would be unfit for Earth's gravitational pull.
