Trips decides my turtles fate.
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Trips decides my turtles fate.
drown it
>>685865416
Release unto the sea
>>685865553
roll
>>685865553
damn
i was so close
>>685865578
I don't think this species can survive at sea..
tag with gps then release?
Feed it sugar
Turtle go poo poo in your mouth
leave it in front of a pet store
1. Catch frog.
2. Put frog in tank.
3. Enjoy.
Seriously though if you haven't done this yet and she's a snapper. Do it. It's awesome.
Space program
>>685865416
give to someone that can take care of the turtle
>>685865416
Let it give you a blow job
fuck it
>>685865416
Space program
make the turtle a internet star
>>685866334
Aaaah!
Show nude pics of yourself with the turtle in the background. Timestamp it of course.
>>685865416
Turtle Soup
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/turtle-soup-recipe.html
>>685865416
put him in fridge with cam and stream
>>685865416
put him in the toilet and take a huge shit and piss on him. post pics.
Put your dick near its mouth and then take care of it until it's natural fucking death
>>685866555
Well shit, was a cute turtle but trips are trips.
>>685866555
shit, i came here to post this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle_soup
>>685866555
RIP Turtle
>>685866040
What will happen?
do it, post video faggot
>>685866835
the turtle kills the frog you fucking goomba
>>685866555
OP Herr. Provide a recipe?
>>685866835
i assume the turtle goes naners and rips pepe apart.
>>685865416
Give it to someone who isn't autistic and doesn't leave it's fate up to /b/
Put cheese on it
>>685866555
>WINRAR
QUADS DEMAND THE TURTLE LIVES
>>685867169
But how can you live life without the people of /b/ dictating your every move?
Some of the most brilliant niggers are gathered here.
>>685866555
wait so make turtle soup for the turtle, or from the turtle
>>685866835
It's awesome.... Usually she'll bite his head and tear it off
>>685866555
kill yourself
arms and legs off to make turt soup. feed some the soop to semi-conscious turt
>>685867501
Dubs say feed it turtle soup
>>685867008
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/turtle-soup-recipe.html
Can we get pics of the process
make some soup for the turtle and then feed it to him
>>685866040
its a slider
>>685866555
no poor little girl
>>685866555
if trips you just cum on poor koopa
Release
Give it vodka.
space program
Turn lawn mower upside down and toss it into the blades while it's on.
Suck the head of the turtle
Post fucking pics you feg
>>685865416
Rape til dead
op never goes through
Op here. I am in the process of delivering.have faith.
oh shit waddup
>>685873619
nigga thats a grilled cheese
if i dont see a turtle between those 2 slices of bread before i go to bed ill fuck ur wife
>>685874775
Grilled Turtle cheese sandwich?
>>685874775
Kek
OP is fucking disgusting useless maggot, kill yourself now, you're not even worth calling a piece of shit, you mindless cunt , just waiting to be directed on what to do next with your worthless time by other worthless people, the saddest part is you.
>>685875158
oh no someone is triggered on the internet we better stop and do what he says. He has the moral high ground.
>>685865416
keep him and love him forever
>>685866102
Broke Nigga Space Program always looking for recruits
>>685875158
Upboat
>>685865416
Swallow it
Let him live
everyone here a dick licking gay boi?
>>685877404
kill the bitch
take care of it and stop being a poece
Turtle soup
>>685866555
OP wont deliver he is a pussy
You s-shouldn't hurt the turtle for your own personal gain anon. Do you want to t-talk about things?
Assuming you aren't a troll. I love you for existing, but OP didn't kill his pet. Don't be tricked into thinking otherwise.
If you are a troll, fuck off.
Further comment: If you ain't a troll, you stupid.
