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>>685860541
>>685860541
sometimes, i sit in my bed at night and question if god has abandoned us or if ass hair is just some cruel trick of his.
How about this
Have some hard candy.
>>685860983
just got an Idea to shout it out nutting next time :^)
>>685860930
kek
>>685861957
white girls are not supposed to be built like that
>>685862717
>>685862765
SDOM SDOM SDOM
>>685862810
nnnngggghhhh
>>685860541
Chocolate milk is shit
tfw no sinks.... what has happened to muh b
>>685863176
MODS
go burn in hell u awful pig
>>685863176
MOODDDSS
*Knock Knock*
Moddie poo,its time to wake up for school
Anyone enjoying salad?
keep it clean, dont post anything that might be illegal.
>>685863908
Just salad here officer
>>685860930
topkek
requesting avacado
>>685864137
Why the fuck is this in my salad folder
>>685860938
God i hated these.
hey now u boys better watch urself i got the mods on SPEED DAIL!!!!
>>685864246
The real question is why you have a salad folder in the first place
>>685864654
It's /b/, of everyone has a salad folder.
Fagget
>>685864137
This legit scared the shit out of me, those fuckin eyes man
>>685862675
Fuck off nigger
So I've been making youtube videos to boost my morale up a notch.
After some weird ass videos I finnaly made a "gaming" video.
I am not trying to advertise my channel or anything, I am just looking for some honest feedback:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BMSBDYqc90
>>685864654
theirs a folder about everything
>>685864654
So you can have trap folders and furry folders but i cant have a god damn salad folder?
>>685865007
You sick fuck
>>685861957
100 x 25 = 2500
2500 + 10 = 2510
2510 / 5 = 502
502 - 75 = 427
I am such a faggot aren't I?!
>>685865007
/b/ might have a toss-the-salad folder...
>>685865099
U
>tfw downloaded questionable torrent and it has some extremely questionable content on it
how fucked am I?
>>685865348
>>685865277
Your salad game is on point anon.
>>685862552
lmao that was so accurate
>>685865277
It's more of a surprised face.
get ready boys... about to post it...
>>685865641
Don't question me
>be me
>be a fat fuck
>girlfriend and i trying to lose some weight
>eating healthy, getting my fat ass outside
>goes running
>gets a call from the gf while on my run
>shes also running, at this park near her house
>decide to go run to the park and surprise her
>fuck me (chased by a dog pack, boy did my fat ass move that day)
>arrives at the park
>im dying (i have asthma)
>she sits me down on a bench
>my breathing slows down
>i chime did you know that kissing actually burns calories (know its stupid but im way out of her league and i try my hardest)
>i know her house is close by
>i suggest we go back to her house and, "burn some calories"
>she agrees....
cont...????
http://www.9o.pl/3dnfV
http://www.9o.pl/MRkBT
http://www.9o.pl/U9H4s
GO!
>>685864414
How is that even possible?
>>685864862
I kek'd, /b/ro.
I just think you should keep it personal, like you are talking to someone irl. Your YOLO joke was good, but you didn't have to repeat YOLO with a different voice. Same goes for the blblblblb até the end. Maybe you could choose one or tow or three topics to talk about while you play or something.
Anyway, it was fun, and I can feel you had fun doing it. Keep it up.
>>685866080
Nice Torrent, Bro
>>685866080
MODSSSSSS
>>685866239
Just keep being a saladbro. Don't be a modsfag, anon.
>>685865902
What happened here?
This was a nice thread
>>685866476
niggers tried to rob man
man shot the niggers
>>685866476
Off-duty police officer in Brazil
I cannot believe I'm posting this. I hope you're right. Plz no underage b&
>>685866080
Noice Those links are soo cool m8!
lol I'm not clicking dat shiet
>>685866455
Sorry anon
>>685866476
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, Run, run, run
Nerve gas
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Im gonna post cp
>>685866476
man shoots nogs :)
>>685866554
Why can't niggers just think things through for once?
>>685866744
do it faggot
>>685866744
Doobs
>>685864414
Dude I know this is /b/ and all that but calm the fuck down.
>>685866744
DONT FUCKING BLOW IT NOW YOU CUNT
>>685866744
good idea
>>685866744
For the dubs!!
>>685866814
probably already felons so they don't really give a shit, not like they can get a job anymore
>>685866744
Come find me mods
>>685863250
Moar pics like this but where the cum dumpster is enjoying serial?
>>685867002
Rip
>>685867002
Lol
>>685867002
shit nigger he did it
>>685867002
jailbait but not cp
>>685867002
Moar
>>685867002
could be 20
>>685860541
do jews rule the world?
>>685867374
Sure anon
It's dat boi!
>>685862552
am i the only one curious what alternate timeline this is from?
>>685867376
>>685867396
to be a spook
>>685867334
BTFO
>>685867576
o shit waddup
>>685866239
Zods here how may we help?
>>685867576
O shit waddup!
>>685867376
>>685867269
>filename
V&V&V&
>>685865313
nice. any nudes?
>>685867682
sorry man im not gay, we could still be friends though. <3
Outside the internet
>>685864968
Is there a folder about folders?
>>685867682
Anon I...
>>685864414
straight savage
>>685860789
Its a vector for pheromone dispersal anon. Never wash it
>>685862552
>hobbits
>tsunami victims
Gee I fucking wonder.
>>685868020
>never was your ass, ahahahahaha
>>685867995
moar faggot
/b/ is such a joke now
>>685868238
well not wrong
>>685868193
fucking pedo
>>685868193
Pedo
>>685868193
Hey, friend
>>685867783
>downloaded torrent
>thought it contained a few pics
>got the motherload
time to wipe my drive
>>685868193
Im calling the police sickfuck
>>685868238
Fuckin pedo scum!
>>685868289
o shit waddup!
>>685863176
take that back
>>685868311
I know you are but what am I?
>>685868289
O SHIT WADDUP
>>685868250
What does this actually do?
>>685868250
kek
>>685868193
fucking pedo
>>685865873
continue my friend
>>685868289
o shit waddup boi
>>685868495
hey sugar tits
ACT V SCENE I Mantua. A street.
[Enter ROMEO]
ROMEO If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep,
My dreams presage some joyful news at hand:
My bosom's lord sits lightly in his throne;
And all this day an unaccustom'd spirit
Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts.
I dreamt my lady came and found me dead--
Strange dream, that gives a dead man leave
to think!--
And breathed such life with kisses in my lips,
That I revived, and was an emperor.
Ah me! how sweet is love itself possess'd, 10
When but love's shadows are so rich in joy!
[Enter BALTHASAR, booted]
News from Verona!--How now, Balthasar!
Dost thou not bring me letters from the friar?
How doth my lady? Is my father well?
How fares my Juliet? that I ask again;
For nothing can be ill, if she be well.
BALTHASAR Then she is well, and nothing can be ill:
Her body sleeps in Capel's monument,
And her immortal part with angels lives.
I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault, 20
And presently took post to tell it you:
O, pardon me for bringing these ill news,
Since you did leave it for my office, sir.
ROMEO Is it even so? then I defy you, stars!
Thou know'st my lodging: get me ink and paper,
And hire post-horses; I will hence to-night.
BALTHASAR I do beseech you, sir, have patience:
Your looks are pale and wild, and do import
Some misadventure.
ROMEO Tush, thou art deceived:
Leave me, and do the thing I bid thee do. 30
Hast thou no letters to me from the friar?
BALTHASAR No, my good lord.
ROMEO No matter: get thee gone,
And hire those horses; I'll be with thee straight.
[Exit BALTHASAR]
>>685868460
basically turns your computer into a potato
>>685867603
Am Polish.
Kek'd
>>685868193
>>685868389
Fuck off, pedo.
>>685868495
Why don't you come over here and suck my cock baby
>>685868495
hey mommy
>>685868545
um ok
>>685868495
Show face anon
>>685868599
kek
>>685868573
you have a cock baby?
I always wanted a cock baby
Post sinks
>>685868551
no it doesnt, just makes it unable to go on 4chan entirely
basically redirects your browser to your own machine instead, and finds nothing
>>685868628
hi son
>>685862552
Kek'd
>>685865873
>>girlfriend
>>im way out of her league
your story doesn't make sense faggot
>>685868802
gget
im not gay tbh
>>685868546
fuck off cj
>>685868752
Explain.
Op is a fag
>>685861957
Oh god. Rachel. How I love thee...
>>685868495
let me lick your scars babe
>>685864862
is okey folow yore dreems kud
>>685868802
This statement is false
>>685868739
Pepradge farms remembers... rip sink threads
>>685868838
Liar
>>685864756
but I is jelly nao, I has no salad folder....
check my tripolis
>>685867682
ANON MARRY ME
>>685868971
you wanna lick my scars?
i have a big one on my knee
>>685868491
I can't do it ;_;
>>685868875
Enjoy being b& and v&
>>685868546
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
>>685868875
You better share that shit nigger
>>685868739
i got u fam
>>685868875
its the "hosts" file, look it up. it redirects traffic to that ip to your own machine instead
you use it to block traffic for certain apps such as adobe programs
>>685869013
Movie?
random # get
check'em
>>685865873
cont pls
>>685869251
denied but get
>>685869185
suck a nut, faggot
>>685868875
So.. You got a pricelist? Need any help with props and sets? Lighting check? Makeup artist?
I'm just casually curious of course.
>>685860723
this shouldn't be funny.
but it is
>>685869225
Kill yourself.
>>685869225
Payday 2 is a video game.
>>685869155
show it
>>685869121
DCI
>>685869318
Gladly
>>685868495
I want to jerk off to watching my dogs fuck you up the ass
I can haz triforce?
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