ITT : /B/ LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE
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ITT : /B/ LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHOCOLATE MILK
Stay out of my weed.
Stay out of my booze.
Stay out of my porn.
>>685850379
its spoiled because no one fucking paid the electric bill and the power went out.
Fuck you all. I'm hot boxing this house
>>685850499
>no
>no
>ok
Toilet clogged again.
>>685850680
Fair enough.
>>685850656
Copy that.
shotgun on tonights netfixz
turn that shitty fucking trap music off
>>685850543
We should concoct an elaborate plan to steal electricity and resources, like the rats of Nimh.
DONT YOU GUYS TOUCH ANY OF MY FUCKING PARROTS.
>>685850132
WHO SPILLED BEER ON MY FUCKING GLORY SUIT
>>685851116
to lazy and high
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>685851129
only one of them
the little one :)
Guess who I find in the bathroom ?
>it's a boi!
But 13 yo boy, call the cops maybe he's lost
>>685851129
>PARROTS
You do know we have like fifty fucking cats running around the property, right?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TENDIES
Who let the chicks with dicks in here again?!
OP the faggot is on the other side of the glory hole
>>685851596
nigger you don't belong here go home to mama
i made chicken nuggets if anyones hungry
stay the fuck out of my room, its clean and is getting painted fuckers
>>685851734
Who chased off all the chicks with dicks again?!
>>685851811
>NUGGETS
FUCK OFF THIS IS A TENDIE ONLY HOUSE REEEEEEEEE
>>685851964
What color
Has anyone seen my cat?
WE ALL VAPE
VAPE NAYSHH BRRROOOO
>black family moves in next door
>>685852401
Well B it was fun. Gotta get my own life now.
>>685851964
uh, bruh
i think one of the neckbeards heard you were rennovating
>>685852010
Some guy in a spiderman outfit. He also keeps cock blocking me whenever I bring over girls from the high school
hold up guys i think i found some shit in my weed again ....fuck you dave this prank isnt funny
WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE WATERRESSEVOIR OF THE TOILET?!
>>685850132
The trap slut thats walking around. Come suck my dick
n-no homo.
>>685850656
OK niggers I know it's smoky in here an that a lot of you have asthma, but I put a post on facebook saying that we've got a hotbox going and that Snoop Dogg is here giving blowjobs, so there's a shitload of girls lining up outside and I posted JaQwal the Drug Dealer as a "bouncer" to have them pay to get in. He's also playing the part of Snoop so you all better get the fuck in line and turn off any porn you may have playing on loudspeaker..... in fact nevermind. Keep it on
>>685852864
Dave.
>>685852266
Have you checked the oven yet?
>>685852718
wasn't dave it was this fag >>685852026
he's been going around touching everyones stuff and I've never seen him wash his hands like ever.
>>685853161
who the fuck is dave ?!
>>685852714
That son of a bitch. God forbid we want a little jailbait after a long week of not working or being in education or training.
>>685853161
... I have a feeling that wasn't cat shit I found in my closet the other day...
>Goes to fridge at 2am
>Thirsty as fuck
>God damn son, so thirsty
>Open fridge
>Reach past twelve cartons or expired egg nog and MLP paraphernalia
>Slap house weasel out of the way
>Jackpot
>Sweet sweet purple drank
>Walk back to bunkbeds past sleeping livingroom neckbeard nest
>Pizza boxes and half eaten tendies all over the floor
>Top bunk fapping furiously
>Put on headphones to drown out noise
>Careless Whisper lulls me to sleep
>Day 1: Complete
Uh guys the chicks are asking for drinks and food and we have a LOT of alcohol (and other assorted drinks) but all we have for food is nachos
You guys don't mind if I practice my music right? It's therapeutic
>>685853453
Where the hell did we get nachos?
Guys, help!
There's a robber! She just shot me, and now she's sucking my dick!
>>685853321
The asshole that doesn't know what a toilet is for.
Does anyone want some burgers?
>>685853321
You know, Upperdecker Dave? Only shits in the tank?
>>685853521
ALL YOU NIGGERS ONLY EVER GO TO THE GAS STATION DOWN ON THE CORNER TO GET FOOD
who let the nigger in?
>>685853450132
Can we PLEASE stop sending Dave to shop for groceries? All he ever buys are nachos and tendies.
WHERE THE TRAPS AT
Who clogged the fucking toilet!?
>>685853503
NO JEREMY IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF YOU ARE THE WORST TROMBONE PLAYER
ALRIGHT, WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS?
MR. DAVIDSON, THIS IS THE FBI
WE HAVE A WARRANT
>>685853721
Hey guys, check out this new music style I found. It's called Folk Dub! I'll crank it up for you.
can someone control the computer while I fap!?
WOULD YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP. TRYING TO MASTURBATE UP HERE.
>>685853909
OH SHIT MICROWAVE ALL THE HARD DRIVES NOW
>>685853909
Oh FUCK.
Everybody, wipe your hard drives now!
WHO DRANK MY FIJI AESTHETICS
>>685854040
>>685854045
Hivemind detected.
>>685853674
Please... I've eaten nothing but pre-packaged corn muffins for the past 3 fucking weeks
Is this carpet or black mold?
>>685850132
whos wants a blowjobs guys!
>>685853909
HISSSSSS
SUMIMASEN, NECKBEARDS DEFEND THE BASEMENT. WE ARE NOT GETTING TORCHED THIS TIME
This attacked me in the bathroom, i need an explanation.
>kill self
>profit
Don't mind me... ;D
>Checking your bred
If dubs Dave has to move out I'm sick of it
Guys if you see a girl running around, please offer her some eggs and comfort her. I found her lying at a station last night and brought her here but I think she was attacked because she looks quite frightened.
>>685854214
It was for a science project give it back
>>685854144
The protocol is in place to protect all of our pedo poopers, anon.
>>685854305
FUCK okay, so I have to move out?
>>685854423
Quad, Im the king I have a chair
>>685854274
Wow! She's so beautiful, I wonder if she has a boyfriend.
>>685853909
[Hello Darkness my Old Friend]
>>685854355
this is for science too i guess ?!
Yo who's the fucking loser upstairs who keeps talking about cuck shit
>>685854274
Oh I'm gonna tear that boy pussy apart
>>685854540
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEY ANON GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY VAGINA
AND YOU, STOP WANKING, YOU DIRTY CUCK BASTARD
Hey guys, I found a secret room from within the basement. I think it's full of dynamite. Don't know. Let me light a match and find out.
>>685854522
What the fuck? Bro that thing isn't mine.
God I hope I get accepted to be a mod so I can ban half you fucking faggots. So cringey
I'm a girl.
Who replaced the toilet paper with bibles?
>>685854899
Lol, not anymore with that post. Cringelord detected.
WHO THE FUCK IS BURNING AN EFFIGY MADE OF CAT CORPSES ON OUR FRONT LAWN???
>>685854952
gtfo
>>685855015
Yup. Your post sure is cringey alright.
>>685854899
>he does it for free
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHO LET THIS FAGGOT IN HERE?
wat do wit hotdog
I want everyone to know that next weekend we're going camping, AND THERE WILL BE NO OPTING OUT
It's mandatory
>Overwatch releases
>house bandwidth shits itself
>completely anarchy within an hour
>blood and semen everywhere
>>685854899
Get a load of this faggot. You know that nice fresh breath doesn't make your dick any bigger, right?
>>685854899
At least it's entertaining *shrugs*
>>685850132
Going to work guys
stay out of my room
>>685855071
Rape!!!!!!!
Boxxy is our landlord.
>>685855085
Capped for a cringe thread. Thanks my man
>>685855114
Can't go, I have a date.
>>685855164
Welp, I'm moving out. See you later, faggots.
>>685855164
What is Boxxy?
>>685855152
Yes. Goodbye. We will stay out this time.
>>685854899
Who let this faggot in?
Dave, get your gun
>>685850132
implying /b's house would be some rundown shack. gtfo newfag
OP is a faggot
>>685855163
Eh you're right.
THREESOME IN THE SECOND FLOOR, GUYS, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
>>685855118
Except it does. Glad I'm getting you spergs mad
>>685855131
See cringey shit like that. No reason to put *actions* on a forum
Sorry guys but we have bed bugs. My bad.
>>685855152
Dildos everywhere....whats in the box?
>>685855246
What's the worst fucking thing that could happen if you brought him?
Stay outta my yard and my pool, damn teenagers. If you need anything, call somebody else.
Welcome to the friggin neighborhood.
>>685855334
Ok but only if you are black.
>>685855306
im not gonna help pay rent if you guys keep farting on my pillow and stealing my weed
>>685850132
Hey nerds, im goin' out to fuck up Chad, make sure it doesn't spill
D-does anyone mind if I drink the bath water?
>>685855363
>on a forum
Lol, get the fuck back to Red dit.
>>685853865
I threw your keys out the fucking window.
>>685850132
Is Millhouse finally a meme now?
>>685854274
Who ordered the trap express? I'm about to ride it.
N-No homo.
>>685855566
Never been there dickless. So oops you look dumb as fuck lmao
YO is anyone torrenting shit
I can't even open .gifs
>>685855557
God I hate that motherfucker.
Kick his ass, Dave.
>>685854522
Oh, so THATS where it went!
>>685855527
My dog took a shit in your pool im not sorry also i threw a bicycle i found outside in.
>>685854745
Can I come
>>685855527
Don't tell me what to do Fatman
>>685855456
You fags would fuck him?
>>685855748
Thanks for the good luck charm Dan, How's the husband doing?
>>685855557
:)
>>685855745
>>685855748
Ok so according to 4chan tradition we wrestle to see who sticks it in
So sorry faggot but I'm gonna fuck your ass
Can I bring mah waifu?
Yo, there's some nigger at the front door asking for David?
I told you cocksuckers to do your shady shit somewhere else, I got a fucking job to keep.
>>685855363
*shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs* *shrugs*
>>685855048
I am
>>685855867
>tfw that's my fucking name
m-moot?
>>685855592
Millhouse will NEVER be a meme now gtfo my house nigger
>>685855334
I think you mean the more the merrier- COME ON GUYS FULL HOUSE ORGY ON 2ND FLOOR
>>685855914
no girls in the house
those are the rules
>>685855366
What did you do
>>685855874
Oh you fucking nigger, go out and get Dave some more milk, he's going to beat up shad for us
>>685855914
Sure dude we wouldn't mind an extra pillow to hump
Who jizzed on pic of my mom?
Oh man this female VR room is pretty awesome. Wonder how it feels though...
>>685855913
>oils himself up
>sets up the living room for wrasslin night
You gotta come take this ass, gayboi.
>>685855977
Probably why you're a virign hahaha I bet you run with your hands behind your back to hahahab
uh, boys?
who's bedroom is this exactly?
>>685856105
Who didn't?
>>685856105
We all saw you do it, you freak
STOP LEAVING DIRTY PLATES NEXT TO THE COUCH, THEY ATTRACT COCKROACHES
>>685853321
Dave's not here man
>>685856178
FUCKING CHRIST GAVIN, SEAN TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THERE
>>685856056
Bought something better
>>685855789
>>685855782
That's it, screw you guys. I'm going down to Melon Shakers.
>>685856342
Ayyylmao Sean is my name
>>685856010
I don't know man. I thought I was a clean guy Everyone needs to do laundry and double bag their clothes! The exterminator will be here in a week. It'll be $450.
>>685856310
Probably where all these fucking shits came from
>>685856178
>>685855114
uhhh let me see
im fapping all next weekend, and for the week after im going to be in thailand with my uncle
is everyone clear for a month from now? (i gotta fap the third weekend)
>>685856392
Is that gluten and lactose free?
>>685856310
nope, just the JIZZ ON YOUR PILLOW YOU FUCKING DIRTY SPASTIC
>>685853909
I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHATS HAPPENING
>>685856175
SHUT UP DAD YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM A NINJA
>>685856310
Put them in ramen and shut up!
>>685856485
Eugh why are you such a fucking nigger
>>685856485
>>685856485
It's also free-range
JESUS FUCK WHO OWNS THE PET CHEETAH?
I MIGHT BE A NIGGER BUT GODDAMN GUYS THAT WASN'T FUNNY.
>>685856601
Why do we even fucking keep you in the damn house Tyrone
Who ate my goldfish?!
My mom is coming over guys
dont make me look bad
>>685854214
that one rat from all the rekt threads got his retarded brother in law involved, now every rodent this side of the Mississippi is comin after us with all they've got. shit, they're probably the ones who called in the FBI raid on us.
>>685856178
all those years of training my bowels
i thought i would be prepared
>>685856485
I think so
>>685856739
Oh, yeah a few of us got hungry after OP never came back with groceries
>>685856739
me you fat faggot
WHO THE FUCK was playing with my finger box?
Seriously, my grandpa gave me that
>>685856601
When did we get a dog? And a black guy?
>>685856741
So want us to jizz on a pic of her or directly on her?
>>685856601
Oh, you meet triple K.
Pet him.
Hey guys im back with pizzas, what the fuck is going on
Okay jesus fuck we gotta lay down some rules
Don't buy drugs or people from the deep web anymore, that's how these cunts got the warrant
Number two, no family or significant others here ever, I'm talking to you >>685856741
Third, everone pays # of housemates / rent
Sound fair?
>>685850379
>>685851596
>>685854141
All your food are belongs to me
>>685856862
Wat is fingerbox?
>>685856826
Okay, fine. I have cash, so I'm going to buy 14 pizza's. What does everyone want?
>>685857005
show me your dick
>>685856799
HAHAHAHAHA fucking newfaggot
Anyone got that webm of that indian guy bathing in shit!?
>>685857066
I want some Cheese and Anchovies
>>685856601
What you do hes fuck harmless and house trained you stupid nigger
>>685857005
GODDAMMIT I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE WHEN YOU SHOWED UP YOU FAGGOT
>>685857005
Shit's fucked up, as always
>>685857066
I want them all.
>>685857018
Where do you expect us to buy drugs then? I'm not dealing with Tyrone's shady ass anymore
>>685853521
we don't have the money for nachos.
>>685856524
YOU'RE ALL BEING ARRESTED ON COUNTS OF SAFECRACKING, INTERNATIONAL AND CHILD PORNOGRAPHY POSSESSION, CREATION AND DISTRUBUTION, THE ENTIRETY OF DRUG TRAFFIC FOR ALL HIGH SCHOOLS IN THE AREA COMBINED, FORGERY, FRAUD AND POSTING A PICTURE OF MOOTS MOTHER
A DOOR RAM WILL BE HERE WITHIN 5 MINUTES, PLEASE STAY CALM AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS
>>685856893
she brought cookies
Umm, guys the toilet backed up again.
>>685857060
You're too young for that buddy
>>685857173
>>685857274
Okay, is this okay guys?
>>685856178
The thing that bothers me about this webm more than anything is those poor fucking insects being used to sate to tiny-dicked nipponese fetishist and probably dying / being maimed in the process.
...it's my room though.
>>685857282
FUCKING SHIT GO GET THE GUNS, THE PARTY VAN IS HERE
>>685857282
Im fuckin your wife hold up a min about to bust a nut.
>>685857005
Raping, gay sex, "not" gay sex, "not" gay wrestling,cockroaches, VR rooms, niggers, cheetahs,tranny sluts teasing the confused virgins games,clogged toilets. You know the usual.
Welcome back.
WHO PUT MY CACTUS IN THEIR ANUS
>>685857326
Use the catbox.
>>685853523
that isnt a robber thats just the crack whore who lives on our stoop.
>>685857488
Who didn't
>>685857005
Prefferably cheeze
>>685857326
I'm a plumber no worries.
>>685857005
we have a nigger drug dealer being blown by over a dozen high school-aged hipsters from around the area, there are hardcore japanese gravure stars shooting a genki promo in Sean's bedroom, the neckbeards are building a blockade in their basement sanctuary and the fbi is at the door
it's cool let's go out back and smoke a blunt for now
FUCK THE MORMONS ARE OUTSIDE
>>68585755
Wait, how many cats do we have?
>>685857326
i'll go poop in it some more brb
>>685857558
I would but the catbox is overflowing.
WHY THE FUCK DOES MY CUCUMBER SMELL OF SHIT?
Where the fuck did my bodypillow go
>>685857066
I want pineapple on my pizza.
>>685857766
john put it in thier dickhole again
>>685857766
Thats my butt plug, not a cucumber.
Don't speak to me or my dick ever again.
>>685857662
Leave them there, the party van will ram them to death eventually
>>685857856
i vote we kick this guy out
>>685857766
no reason
Alright, back with the pizza. We have Pineapple, Cheese, Anchovies and Sausage
i'm a gril btw ;)
>>685858012
What the hell is wrong with Pineapple nigger
IM BACK NIGGERS, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHOCOLATE MILK
>>685857856
>>685858109
>>685858104
Get the fuck out you bitch
>>685858109
not on my pizza
your always starting shit and never clean your hair out the shower drain
Who stole the Pineapple pizza and took all the Pineapples off, and is now wearing them on their nipples?
Im 12 and what is this?
>>685858290
Shut your fucking mouth you know I have a hormone problem
where's my fluffy ponies at? i haven't seen them in a while
>>685858104
me too
>>685858342
Get out.
>>685858343
Hi, Mark.
>>685858421
Shit I spilled gas
>>685858342
we released them down the street into john stamos' mansion
you're not fit to be a pet owner man
>>685858342
i shoved them up my ass, feel free to go searching for them
WHO LIT MY FUCKING PILLOW ON FIRE
>>685857834
It... is unusable now, sorry anon. I ordered you another one with misty on it.
>>685858290
fuck you
I like pineapple on my pizza, and I WILL get pineapple on my pizza, or else someone's going to get shat on
>>685858342
How long do you think fluffies last around the /b/ house?
>>685858421
I'll pay one of y'all $100 to lick this up.
NO ONE LIGHT A FIRE
>>685858454
Dave...
>>685858520
Atleast you got another one...Thanks bro
>>685858421
Fuck you guys
>>685852401
Pol next door they will fix it
>>685858339
im tired of your shit and your excuses
and pineapple on the pizza is the last straw
>>685858550
fuck you
I'll light a fire if I want to- whoops, burnt the sofa with a lighter
>>685858550
Why, here let me get a match to see if I can see anything better
>>685858342
hey guys, let's beat the shit out of him
Also I bought you all a copy of Lord of the Flies
>>685858550
What?
74 people living in one ghetto ass house, only fit enough to hold 20 or so people.
>>685858650
THE SOFA! IT HAD 2000$ IN 1's
>>685857420
Never thought I would need this
FUCK
Okay you guys
I didn't mind the constant partying into the night, frequently making me late for work.
I didn't mind the abundant pubic hairs I would find in the most inappropriate of places such as the kitchen sink and the fucking air vents.
I didn't even mind the used condoms all over the house.
But please...PLEASE...Put the fucking cap back on the toothpaste. We aren't children!
>>685858343
ah fuck my mom walked in when i had this open on my portrait monitor
Umm, who's is this?
>>685858832
goddamnit
well at least we don't have to hide those children anymore.
don't ask
>>685858842
BUUUUNNNNG
>>685858842
>2016
>le brushing le teeth
Just smoke a cigarette, normie. The smoke and nicotine kills all the bacteria and makes you feel great.
>>685858842
that... isn't toothpaste you've been using anon
>>685858942
mine
Who wants to fuck me?
>>685858942
goddamnit it's whose
Le hey guise where are the memes at
Im back with kegs
>>685859029
WE CANT THE HOUSE FUCKING BURNING
>>685859073
Yo man i got dem memes what kinna mems u lookin 4
Don't worry guys! I found a new house and stole it!
>>685859089
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>685859089
No light beer:(
>>685859127
How the fuck did you just steal an entire mansion?
Weren't there people inside?
>>685859073
FUCK OFF NEWFAG
rrRRrRRREeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUCKUNGNORMIES GETOUTGETOUTGETOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>685858527
0.0000000000000000008 seconds on average
>>685858991
>2016
>le
Kill yourself faggot
>>685859018
If it's not toothpaste then what the fuck is it
