Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>nobody gives a fuck about the other rules
>Have fun
Akiko claimed
>claiming yume
Shiki claimed
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Ohayou everyone.
>>685811253
>>685811399
>>685811510
>>685811515
>>685811560
>>685811565
>>685811608
pasta boi
show me your waifus legs to cheer me up
Ok so what should I make for food? I have fishsticks, a pizza and chicken and I'm very conflicted here
>>685811560
Discount Megumin
>>685811565
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>>685811608
Hey Noire
>>685811608
Good evening Senpai. It's been a while how have you been?
>>685811755
>reward for dubs
Yuuki claimed. How's everyone?
>>685811608
Hello fellow pasta land inhabitant.
Tenryuu claimed
>>685811892
Obviously the pizza
>>685811755
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Claiming Kurisu Shii !
>>685811918
take this for those fine legs
i.imgur.com/xSJCoLB.jpg
Ino claimed
Quick claim.
>>685811755
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>>685811892
>No veggies?
Nice to see you Akiko =.0
>>685811916
Good evening Kouhai. I've been kinda good, had a shitty weekend but everything's fine now.
You?
>>685811918
>Umh...
>>685811995
Hello Kyouko, how are you?
>>685811892
Make some chicken with rice if you can
>>685811755
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>>685811892
Some of that about to spoil?
>>685812189
Already had it but it's a pretty cool reaction indeed, thanks!
Toph claimed
>>685812305
I'm doing good, good to see you.
I discovered just few days ago that you were a pasta aswell.
>>685812647
are the new pasta boi and pasta boi becomes pasta man?
who is older?
>>685812305
I've got celery and peaches
>>685812314
I could do that. I think I still have some rice
>>685812366
All is frozen, won't spoil anytime soon
>>685812305
Awh that sucks. Wanna talk about it?
I'm still with the angler case, even though we've just prank calling now rather that actually making progress, and I'm pretty tired because I was up until 7am waiting for clues, got a video of a dead body.
So can't complain.
QOTT: If your waifu has different outfits or other alternating costumes, which do you prefer and why?
Post some pics of the varying clothes and talk about waifus damnit.
>>685813143
she has some
I prefer this
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>>685813143
>best outfit for best song
>bokura wa imo no naka de
>>685812647
Nice to know.
I guess people talks about me even if I'm not here.
>Still in the home country?
>>685813006
I just had another breakdown but nothing to worry about, managed to get out of it pretty quickly.
Angler case?
>Dead body video
Seems nice.
>>685813143
>
She's just super cute.
>>685813143
Akiko has A LOT of different outfits throughout her show but I suppose her 'standard' is her schoolgirl outfit, which is the one I really like. Miniskirts are just too good
>>685813143
She only really has this outfit unfortunately.
>>685813143
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>>685812955
So, what vegetables and side dishes you got?
>>685812955
Whoops.
Forgot to reply.
You can try and make some peach flavoured chicken, it goes almost with everything.
>Noire
>>685813143
Shiki obviously has quite the variety and I love them but I'm generally a fan of her normal void form.
>>685813654
This might go against my normal policies on thsoe matters but I hope someone has done more with the "pants on head retarded" joke and that picture.
Broke the knob for the air conditioning in my car. Fucking GREAT
Fellow people I am tired and will leave you to your waifu
have a great day/night
>>685813524
Have you not been all weekend? I seem to remember telling you, mustn't have.
It's an ARG from /b/, but it could turn out to be a real murder case. We don't know yet. We have a discord but we're just prank calling because we're done with all current clues
>>685811253
The joyful schwanz rises for the Akiko-chan! It is solid with merriment and seamin!
>the schwanz is inserted into the Akiko-chan's anus
Ooooohhhh Akiko-chan!
>The schwanz is thrusted vigorusly with power
>A majestic eruption from the schwanz
>The seamin is hot like molten lava
>Akiko-chan explodes
Akiko-chan noooooooo~! ;_;
>>685813143
I guess she has 3 different outfits.
Casual, School and Magical girl.
I prefer the casual one because shorts.
>>685813524
>Still in the home country?
Yup.
You?
Not the same anon who always claims rikka, I'm new here and claiming Rikka though
>>685814263
Wow you actually typed that? That's pretty autistic.
Alright, chicken it is
>>685813654
Just checked, I got pasta, rice, broccoli, celery and a shitload of canned peaches
>>685813675
>implying I don't eat peaches with every dish anyway
Yea mayhaps, I should finish the chicken first anyway since it'll spoil faster
>>685813960
Bye Yume
>>685814263
rip
>>685814512
Fucken kek
Filename
>>685813960
See ya Yume.
>>685813995
That one was last week, and I didn't claimed during the weekend.
Or maybe I was too drunk to remember.
Understood, probably I won't follow it since it doesn't seem that interesting to me heh...
>>685814374
Yeah, still here.
>>685814682
>How could I know
Add some sugar if it comes out too sour.
>>685813143
That's a tough one, there's the standard outfit the encyclopedia creator drew her with which is nice but if I really get down to it I'd say the off the shoulder sweater look, there's about 3 or 4 pictures of her in said outfit and its a really nice look in my opinion, second place would be the kimino I've got 2 pictures of I can recall of the top of my head.
hands down The girl from Daoko's video
> Sona locked in
>>685814870
>cowgirl in a kimono
You have my attention
I'd die for her smile.
>>685814682
I guess you can do something acceptable with the chicken, rice and broccoli.
Seriously though, you need more food in your house.
>>685815067
ecchi-anime-league-of-legends-1745686.jpg
FUCKING faggot
>>685814512
>>685814821
Holy fuck I hadn't noticed
Fucking kek'd
>>685814865
If you'd been paying attention you'd have known, Padawan
>>685815143
That smile is almost a straight line
I need a wank.
Give me wankable material of your waifus gentlemen.
https://youtu.be/A8MZhx4XUM0
>>685813960
See ya legs
>>685814682
Chicken rice and broccoli are the only decent stuff you have :o
>>685814512
Holy kek
>>685813524
>guess people talks about me even if I'm not here
Good or neutral things, to be sure.
>>685815406
Might be too hardcore, even for you.
>>685815129
There's this one and
>>685815700
this one, which I wish was in color.
Obligatory claim.
>>685815628
And just like that I'm gone.
>>685815795
Handholding is the hardest of the fappables man. Everything pales in comparison.
>>685815628
Nigga that's just wrong.
>>685815700
I did not know that was supposed to be a kimono, but can clearly see it now, though with the fireworks it could also be a yukata.
>>685815795
I'm so sorry Hand-kun
>>685815359
Uhm..
I'm sorry heh...
>>685815399
>That thumbnail kek
Oh yeah I remember drinking Disaronno, though I don't remember what happened later...
There's a plot hole between 2am and 4 am.
>It's been kinda fun actually
Okay now I feel bad hehe~
>>685815620
Mmh...
Nice to know~
>>685814865
Weren't you drinking Disaronno?
>pretty sure you came in and clamed~~ qt
It's pretty fun either way
>hopefully my picture isn't filthy frank again
>>685815313
>implying I can buy more food
I try to get as much fresh stuff as I can eat but frozen shit is just a lot cheaper and stays fresh for a long time
>>685815406
That's not what this is about good sir
>failing to get dubs
Best I can give you is this
>>685815599
Well, yea I'm poorfag
I don't have that much money to buy food so I gotta focus on stuff that stays fresh for a long time like canned peaches and rice. Freezer is tiny so not much room for frozen vegetables either
>>685815628
Fuck, why did this give me feels? I haven't even seen that anime
>>685815957
Yeah, stuff's pretty lewd. Shocked it's being circulated at these hours.
How's your day going, Rory?
>>685816066
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>>685816151
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>>685816164
>Hasn't watched KnK
Get on that
>>685815628
Good lord and they just let that go uncensored?
>>685815795
Try not to fap too hard.
>>685816066
Ah that is true, I'm not really good with the whole fashion thing let alone foreign clothes so I might be wrong on those. Either way I like them.
>>685816164
A truly poor attempt.
Let me get dubs right here to compensate.
>>685816422
Yes shiki already have it saved~
I'm working on it~
>>685816151
See
>>685816135
And ignore the last part, I misunderstood heh~
>Noire
>>685816164
I'm pretty sure it has already been said, but you could try to make some peach chicken~
>Freezer is tiny
I knew that feel ;-;
>>685816492
Too late, it's out of my hands now.
>>685816164
Fresh stuff is a lot cheaper than you may think. But if you insist on buying frozen, at least get some variety. You can get mixed packs that are pretty decent.
>>685816531
I've actually caught myself using a couple of samples, shameful.
>>685816492
As you might have guessed I quite like that kind of clothing, though I'm terrible with western fashion.
>>685816711
>out of my hands
I'd think it'd be right in your hands though, unless you've got toys I don't know about.
>>685816755
Yeah I figured that out pretty quick, I like it a lot too, need to get better at being able to identify it though. This is the last of the three off the shoulder sweater pictures also.
>>685816293
Just woke up, 6 am here.
Leaving for work in about an hour or so.
>>685816135
>>685816685
I literally no idea why my picture was filthy frank what the kek.
Yeah I think you must have come in at that time, I couldn't forgot your cute <3
It's cool, ARG's aren't everyone's cup of tea but I've found it highly entertaining~
>>685816755
I saw you slipping once or twice. Thought I'll use the rest of the unsorted folder and do it as I go, makes it less strenuous.
>>685817325
>I'd think it'd be right in your hands though
Also what I was thinking what I wrote that, meant more the situation of me not being able to contain myself.
>Toys
Yeah, I wish.
>I like that picture.
>>685817399
I hope you got some good rest, friendo. And I hope work goes smoothly.
>>685817499
Though there are some times where it's on purpose, I have a 5MB version of >>685811510
>>685817733
Yeah a few of mine are too big but they I don't really need them for the thread, I've got plenty.
>>685817671
Yeah I know but come on it writes itself.
I like it a lot too for obvious reasons.
>>685817932
>That text on her shirt
>>685818326
Well she is an idol
Let's play some Fire Emblem
What are you guys currently playing?
>>685818427
The game of life, shit sucks.
>>685817499
No worries.
First time I can't remember things because of alcohol.
>You'll make me blush <3
Just searched for it, now that I see, it seems interesting now~
>>685817643
Thanks for the pic~
>>685818427
Transistor.
>>685811755
>check'd
>>685818282
You're not wrong, man. I set myself up on that one.
It's a sweet photo, got a sweater and some coco. Pretty solid night.
here
>>685818789
>Thanks for the pic~
You're welcome.
Nice pic.
>>685816521
Ya blew it m8
>>685816686
I got the chicken in the oven right now, will take me about half an hour
Freezer is actually huge but because I gotta share it with 11 other people there's not much personal space
>>685816735
Frozen and dried stuff is a lot cheaper then fresh fruits and vegetables up north when you live up north. It depends on the season as well, it will get cheaper now that summer is coming
>>685818427
Hey Tenryuu
I wanted to play some Hots but Karen pussed out so now I'm vidyaless
Got any good suggestions?
>>685818563
It's dat boi
>smugs
>>685818941
Lil' smug.
>>685819063
>pats
>>685818789
>that picture hnnnnnnng~<3
It's a good state to be in~
>what you think I'm trying to do?
It's kinda cool at least~~
claim
>>685811939
Fine, you?
Heya m8s, what's up?
>>685819048
Oh shit waddup
>>685819229
hey hand how are you?
>>685819281
Was megumin right? Wanna make sure
>shinoa
>>685819024
Oh thanks Kyouko~
>Yours too
>>685819240
>Y-yours too.. <3
I guess it is hehe~
>Are you trying to bring the ship to another level?
I supposed so.
>>685818427
Stellaris.
>>685818916
Yeah, and all the little things about it like the glasses, the wedding ring, and the hint of pregnancy make it a beautiful picture in my opinion.
>>685819063
Booby Brother.
>>685819902
I'm just trying to cheer a shipmate up after a crappy weekend~
>is that okay senpai?
>>685818427
Das Neue?
>>685818539
Well, no game no life though.
>>685819048
I get fresh stuff relatively cheap at Aldi, but I guess there are quite some differences between different states and countries.
Hey guys, gonna go hit the gym. Not sure what to do today... Should I make today flexability day, cardio, or core?
clmd
>>685820133
Breast friend.
>>685820171
>You're arousing now...
>
Heh~
Thanks a lot Maki <3
>It is, it is~
>>685819452
I got shit in the oven and I'm gonna enjoy it when it comes out
>>685819730
Old Megumin we all knew and love is kill
>never forgetti
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>>685820289
Belgium is a small country without much produce so we have to import almost anything (except or fucking potatoes) which makes a lot of the fresh stuff more expensive
>Akiko
>>685820519
>2lewd4me.jpg
>>685820412
Do legs. You need a leg day. Otherwise do cardio.
>Rory-sama's new mug
>>685820655
Just remember I don't do lewds or E/RP but I'm glad to help cheer you up~
>>685820760
I know I know
>9666×6851
My fucking dick
>>685818427
Stellaris
>>685819048
I see..
I had a small freezer, had to share with 2 others
Living with 11 other people must suck
>>685811939
Hey Yuuki, doing fine
What about you?
>>685819730
I'm not used not being Megumin kek
>>685820412
Make it a core day!
A good strong body needs a good core
>>685820686
I'm still the same anon, y'know...
>>685820760
Rgr that, gonna get deez chizzled abs!
>>685820412
Core.
>>685820533
How are you?
>>685820946
>Stellaris
My nigga, how goes your galactic conquest?
>>685820412
Core for strong abdominals
>>685820686
I forgotten who megumin changed to
>>685820946
Sorry homie. Tried google searching for her but nothing
So the question for tomorrow is, Overwatch or TW:Warhammer?
>>685821027
>inb4 nice feet
>>685820933
>9666x6851
Christ.
Leaving early, exams tommorow.
Remember to:
Eat your cyanide tablets
Drink your daily dose of bleach
Hang around in a noose
Jump from a roof
Mix drugs and alcohol
Put a bullet in your head
Throw a pommel at yourself
Handcuff yourself to a tree
Set yourself on fire
Go meat the anglerfish without diving equipment
Put a plastic bag on your head
Play around with explosives
Fill your lungs with sand
Start shooting at police
Feed yourself to a carnivore
Stab yourself
Cut your wrists
Eat rocks and other non organic things
Play in a highway
Dance on train tracks
Tie yourself and set the house on fire
Hold live electricity wires
Decapitate yourself
Starve
And other fun stuff like that.
>>685821027
Nice feet, wine goddess. :)
>>685820909
>I guess I've been known for something here heh...
Don't worry, it's always nice to have you here~
>>685821027
>wheres shinoa
Hey there wino.
>>685821372
Overwatch.
>>685821396
Ive tried all those. Nothing works to give me silky soft skin!
>>685821239
Tired.
>>685821239
Had many losses
Current one is going strongly!
I learned to not make AIs too strong and not to use experimental FTL drives kek
>>685821334
Amatsukaze
Just call me Amatsu
>or discount Megumin like Akiko does
>>685819337
How'd your day go, Gold?
>>685819506
Doing well, buddy. Day was nice, might watch a movie or listen to some music in a few.
How are you?
>>685820133
Yeah, that picture is cozy as fuck. Glasses just make it more cozy.
>>685820946
>Living with 11 other people must suck
It's like living with 11 animals but you can understand them and they shit in a bowl
>still the same anon
No... Megumin is kill
>>685821334
To this bland, uninteresting, unmemorable twat >>685820946
>>685821396
Thanks Syndra, I almost forgot
>starve
I do this all the time
>>685821568
HNNNG
>>685821372
I have heard mixed reviews about both. Personally, I think overwatch is pretty faggy, so I would go with Warhammer.
>>685821727
How much cropped lewd do you have of Galko now?
>>685821027
I would do absolutely unspeakable things to those paws. Holy moley. Anyone else want to smother them in honey or Nutella and pretty much fuck them silly and then lick/suck it all off?
>>685821396
This is like some angler level spoop fam.
Good luck mang, try not to kys
>>685821372
Is this even a question?
OW
>>685821515
>I can't believe I have such a lewd shipmate~~<3
And I like seeing you here too!
>>685821847
>furfootfag?
>>685821910
oh shit, almoust forgot.
Keep me updated on that shit.
{Syndra}
>>685821847
i wouldn't mind feeling them or even getting a footjob from her feet if they were totally clean and had trimmed nails, but i wouldn't go as far as the honey, though
>>685821797
It's been long.
>>685821840
Like 2 or 3.
>>685821797
Nervous but also happy overwatch hits in a bit
>>685821847
shinoa thats a little weird
>>685822082
Roger that.
>>685821847
This is why we can't have nice things, Shinoa.
>>685820289
Na klar das Neue, Awakening hab ich schon zugegrinded
>>685821818
This making my inner Megumin sad
>>685821847
Its a fake.
Everyone can go home, nothing to see here
>>685822395
I wouldn't say so. Shinoa has posted super off-beat things forever.
>>685822505
I say kill the jew
>>685821372
Warhammer all the way.
>>685821727
Same as always I see.
>>685821795
I haven't even gotten very far in the game because I keep restarting after finding a better way to do something, or some new game changing thing that if I had known sooner I would have done better. Current game looks like it might go all the way though and I'm actually more powerful than anybody else I have contact with even with only half my naval capacity filled.
>>685821797
Exactly.
>>685822177
Sorry to hear that.
How are you feeling now?
>>685822206
Why are you nervous, man?
>>685822351
no feet showing :(
>>685822505
Its the furry posting it, even when shinoa isn't even here.
And he has confirmed previously that its a fake.
>>685822619
Yep.
>>685822628
Kind of bored.
>Galko
>>685811253
I swear Fuu from Samurai Champloo
>>685822677
I think it's more complicated than that, there have got to be at least three or four people doing their own individual trolls at any given time. Shinoa also likes to post strange things in a different typing manner, but then almost instantly claim it's not him.
>>685822619
Alright, always remember to treat the game as a grand strategy game when you're halfway through!
Meaning small wars and diplomacy~
>Amatsu
>>685822351
she looks like she would be a perfect housewife
look how happy and caring she is, and she comes with free alcohol to boot
POST THE MOST FUCKED UP PORN OF YOUR SHIT WAIFUS! I NEED TO FAP BADLY!
>>685822775
Don't wanna listen to music or anything?
>>685821795
>>685821818
Oh
>>685822080
>>685822133
>>685822206
>>685822279
Not me yall
>shinoa
>>685823168
BLOODY HELL WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>685823283
You'll have to do better than that to prove it's you, budster.
>>685821910
>Are you making thoughts about it? <3
Cutie~
>>685823395
>>685823395
>>685823395
>Noire
>>685823381
And now the furry wants to frame shinoa
>>685823506
I'm pretty certain that is the furry impersonating Shinoa to take samefagging to a whole new level.
