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Left or right? Why?
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left.

but preferably neither.
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>>685777966
right is obvious answer
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>>685777966

left. because im not into parrots
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>>685778116

ignore the bait
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>>685777966
Right looks freindler, but left has a better nose, and looks more mature

Left
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>>685778178
What? She's better looking
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>>685777966
I'd take right's facial bone structure with left's nose

Otherwise neither
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>>685778178
Left looks insecure and uninterested like she only does missionary. Right is a little slut that would lick you clean after you cum on her tits
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>>685778419
>>685778708

just ignore the bad baits guys
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>>685778645

100% of this is the only answer
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>>685778708
Left looks like the sort of girl who you'd get to know and be friends with, and who you'd eventually get into a meaningful relationship with, and explore eachother's weird fetishes

Right looks like a random slut who'd suck your dick in a bathroom then complain when you get some cum in her hair
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>>685779176
Virgin detected. Left looks like the kinda bitch that wouldn't even make you a sandwich. Right is the obvious choice if you aren't a complete beta
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>>685779422
Right is the choice if you want some slut who's got a roast beef pussy

Left is the choice if you're not a cuck
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>>685779590
cock is only a word used by kissless virgin like you who have never touched a woman
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>>685779590
No right will have more energy and always keep you interested. Left would be a passive aggresive cunt who gives you the stink eye when you get home from work. Left would also probably raise a group of depressed kids while right would raise a group of alphas
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>>685779785
HAHAHHAHA YOU MADE A WRONG XD LOSER
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Left, I don't like rights nose.
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>>685779590
V-V-V-VIRGIN
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>>685779828
>Mfw this autist has already planned his life out with both of these girls

Holy fucking shit, Anon, how fucking retarded are you?
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>>685780731
I gave you a well thought out answer, not my fault I can judge girls better than you.
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>>685779785
Cuck detected
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>>685779828
Right would'nt raise any kids at all, she'd be too busy drinking and letting her body turn to shit into her late 30s

Left would be serious, but loving, and raise well-rounded children ready to take on the world.
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>>685781215
I doubt it you can tell by left's eyes she lacks confidence and right wouldn't cheat on you unless you were a beta who couldn't fuck her good enough.
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>>685777966
Right is hot.
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>>685781647
I can tell you're a cuck in denial because you can't tell that a "good" fuck means nothing to a slut when they can get dick wherever they want
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>>685782211
A good fuck means everything for a slut. She won't marry a guy who can't fuck her, unless he's a cuck.
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Lovely right
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>>685782796
She can get a good fuck from any BBC that passes her on the street. She'll marry a beta provider who'll try to convince himself she's not letting Jamal eat her ass out while he's at work.
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>>685783262
Fuck off virgin girls don't just go around fucking bbc stop watching so much porn, faggot.
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>>685778120
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Right. She looks much more interesting.
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Left. because she isn't blinding me with the shine from her 3 inch deep badly matched make up.
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>>685783262
found da mad whiteboi
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>>685783373
Open your eyes, cuck
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left or right? why ?
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The one on the right is less Schwarzeneggery
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>>685783971
Go outside, virgin.
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>>685783983
Right, left looks like a bitch.
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>>685783445
What do you mean?
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>>685784334
she is, i have pics
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>>685784481
I don't want them.
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>>685777966
Left for pretty much every reason. Better dressed, properly groomed eyebrows and eyelashes, smaller mouth with fuller bottom lip, tasteful makeup (ie: not cheap, oily, ill-blended foundation), hair is not middle parted, softer features, faint cheek freckles.
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>>685784585
ITT Betas who don't know how to handle a slut. Left doesn't use makeup because she's a lazy cunt who has no interest in men. Enjoy having a bitch for a wife if you pick her
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>>685784724
>left doesn't use makeup
>used makeup
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>>685784575
ok, no one else ?
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>>685784724
>virgin
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>>685784816
No I just like my woman to have personality and confidence.
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>>685784724
>don't know how to handle a slut
faggot
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>>685783983
right cuz she looks younger
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>>685785017
Anybody who has this picture saved is a confirmed virgin. Gtfo
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>>685783983
right. looks thinner, tighter
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>>685785090
how many days have you been here
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right has a filthy jew nose and left has a huge forehead, i'll pass
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>>685785271
I've been lurking since before your voice dropped.
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>>685785160
i have nudes of her
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>>685785498
what a faggot
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>>685785498
>mfw i have children
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>>685785830
Exactly you're used to being cucked, that's why you pick left.
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>>685786122
wut
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>>685786190
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>>685786122
i remember when i was 16
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Right is like a good slut, always choose sluts
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>>685777966
I feel like if you morphed them both together you'd get Amy Adams.
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>>685787230
Holy shit you totally would
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Up
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Left is too simple imo
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>>685777966
Copy pasta
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>>685788538
Wat?
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whos team right here?
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>>685777966
ITT:
>left is a prude and a bitch
>right is a slut and a cuck queen

>I call tell all of this because one is smiling and one isn't
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>>685789587
well it's true isn't it?
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they're both ugly whores
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>>685777966
Whichever one shows interest in me first
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>>685790834
cuck
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None.
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>>685777966
left is way hotter than the one on the right, the cunt on the right looks like she can stab your eye out with that pointy ass chin of hers
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>>685794168
>pointy chin
you're like a living meme
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>>685794583
sorry m8 i dont know the latest fuckin memes, like you happen to do... so i accidently said something related to one of your precious memes you fuckin faggot
so ill say it in words you piece of shit hopefully understand "I dont like her facial structure, because of my personal taste"
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>>685794168
Left doesn't even have a chin
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>>685795108
you're a faggot either way
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>>685777966
left because of face

>>685783983
right, dunno why
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>>685784724
>Left doesn't use makeup because she's a lazy cunt who has no interest in men.
So there are no women who just don't like makeup?
I don't even like most makeup, none or natural makeup are way better.
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>>685784807
sure why not
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>>685777966
Left, reason (the nose)
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>>685786122
you dont even deserve those dubs
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>>685796144
Where the problem is?
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