Ok /b/ lets share hoax ideas. This is time for some shit.
>>685775651
what type of hoax
>>685775651
wtf does that mean?
>>685775928
u dumb anon?
thats what im asking. "Share" yo ideas
>>685775651
#make/b/greatagain
>>685775651
bump bitches
>>685775651
someone bump this fagit post
>>685775651
we r busy with gore porn here so
b88888
>>685776366
-_-
>>685775651
Miley cyrus RIP in peace.
Marijuana overdose
Case around Kurt Cobain's death reopened, Courtney Love arrested, says Seattle Police Department.
>>685777147
lol anon
humpity bumpity bump
>>685776366
dubs dont lie
>>685775651
Prince RIP of drug overdose
>>685777593
but ur moma does
>>685777632
kmaaaaaaan. He is the guy who would NEVER do drugs
>>685776998
Good one
>>685775651
Muslim messiah is here
>>685777711
Quints?
>>685777782
u just missed the opportunity of a lifetime fag
>777777
>u had one job
>>685775651
airborne aids in africa
Dinosaurs proven to be homosexual, real reason why they went extinct
>>685777768
woaattt
>>685775651
Tom Cruise is a pedophile
>>685777959
I am offensive and I find this homo
>>685775651
Jesus found in syria?
>>685778360
unless u got a videotape of him, this aint gonna work
>>685778086
This could work he's already creepy with the scientology stuff
Hillary clinton opens up about her long list of scandals and wrongdoings, TOTALLY backfires
>>685778695
Hillary clinton raped twenty black men and then murdered them in cold blood. Then fked trump anally
>>685777147
winrar
New drug resistant zika virus that spreads through sex if 2 people are not infected
Cannabis cures cancer
>>685775651
Drake: "I sucked alotta d*ck when i was on drugs"
>>685779087
we said hoax not truth fam
>>685779533
god im rolling
>>685779428
dont we all?
>>685779533
>>685779087
THIS :*
>>685775651
How about this, A muslim sees Jesus.....says he will kill all jews smthng like that
>>685780040
this is better. A man said jesus told him to kill all jews
>>685780249
Roll
>>685780249
This
>>685780249
Yes.
>>685780249
roll this shit brother anons *monk flip*
>>685780249
roll motherfkerrrsssssss
How about we come up with a theory that the earth is flat and then get the most gullible people on earth to start spreading the 'truth'
>>685780249
roll
>>685775958
This is 4chan.
We've been behind a bunch of hoaxes like the microwaving your iPhone to charge it or that its waterproof. I think there was also one where we shared how to make glowsticks and it made mustard gas or exploded instead.
>>685780249
I approve your shit
>>685780808
They already exist. ever heard of "flat earth society"?
>>685781023
Uhm, I think he was talking about how stupid that is and how it is unbelievable that people actually believe that. But don't mind me.
Nothing gets past you son
>>685780249
never say nein
>>685781023
QUICK!! Look above your head. You might still be able to see the joke!
>>685780249
bump it in my ayuss
>>685775651
rip moot cuz he drown in the pussi.
>>685781334
sorry im new here
>>685780249
TTTHIIISSSSSSSSs
Not really a hoax but maybe we could start a "lets take our crickets to school day"
>go to pet store and buy crickets
>take to school and release
>mayhem ensues, especially when lights are out
>report back with fun stories and pics
Need to organize a specific day and a report back day.
FTW
Is Hilary in first right now?
How about a hoax to lower her in the race?
I'd rather have Trump win than that stupid feminist cunt.
How about something like Trump helped read to local blind kids? Or Hilary "leaked" nudes when she tried to be a porn star?
Oh, how about her trying to cheat on her husband for revenge?
LOL
>>685781486
>school
Goddamnit.
How many of you are still in high school??
>>685781523
Aight guys its set.....
Muslim man says he gonna wipe off jews off the planet
I found a blog of a person about islamic black flags and battle and all
Lets tweet the link with the hashtag #ripjews
#messiah?
shit like that
>>685781656
>eraticate
Heres the link:
http://allah-and-muhammad-saw-in-my-dreams.blogspot.com/
>>685781829
Im gonna try to get this guys picture. This wont be hoax though cause he is really upto something. Anyway it works for us
>>685781523
>Have to make up Trump doing something good
our next President, ladies and gentlemen
>>685780249
holy genius, batman!
>>685781916
This is what we gonna do. We gonna tweet with hashtag #muslimmessiah #ripjews n shit
And add this link and pic(which im gonna give in some time) as proof
>>685781718
who said anything about high school?
The cricket prank could work in any setting
>>685781953
You're not allowed on 4chan unless you are old enough to have already completely fucked up your life. Get out, baby
>>685775651
Walmart purposely releases mosquitos in its stores to sell more bug repellent and Benadryl cream. Fuck Zika
>be me
>tried to start urban myth
>here's what I came up with:
>"internet virus that can kill a person"
>first, virus spreads to all contacts, then waits
>causes hard drive to spin out of control during am hours.
>"hard drive overheats, causes fire"
>fire burns down house
>occupants perish in fire
Pic unrelated, my new Fitbit
>>685782131
>"let's take our crickets to school day"
>take them to school
High school or lower implied.
No time to HOAX. Now it's time fap
>>685782186
please dont do this to me
We put this on twitter/youtube as life hacks.
Does your phone always heat up really quick and use up a lot of charge?
> Mix one part flour with one part of water until it gets kinda thick, to make your own thermal paste. (THIS MAKES GLUE) and once you have your "homemade thermal paste" apply to the back of your phone, then put your phone case back on and easy "life hack" to get more charge out of your phone.
This hoax will glue peoples phone cases to their phone really pissing them off.
Do you all agree.
We shall do this asap
This thread has potential. Im too stupid to come up with original ideas, though, so for now I'll simply be monitoring.
>>685782585
aren't we all?
>>685782525
i like it... although it seems too obvious
>>685775651
Hillary would make a good president
>>685777147
Hehe
>>685777997
Jesss
K motherfuckers
Heres this guys blog link:
>http://allah-and-muhammad-saw-in-my-dreams.blogspot.com/
We gonna add it with hashtags like:
> #ripjews #muslimmessiah
Pic attached
How to quickly and efficiently dry you wet pet: put in microwave on high for 5 minutes
>>685781486
Underage fag
BLEED4BEIB
>>685782999
Some senile old lady will try it. Explode fluffy
>>685782359
this is underrated
>>685782951
bleep
>>685776107
>>685782359
love it
>>685783282
Somewhat reminds me of Die Hard 4.0
Steve job's cancer attributed to the radiation produced from apples manufacturering
>>685783313
Trump's gonna fuck that girl while looking at Mexico border wall...hehe
>>685782359
Sounds great
>>685782359
Let's spread it, what're we wating for?
>>685780249
TRIPS FOR THIS FUCK YOU RECAPTCHA
guys i might have just found it
what if we put a fiminsit hashtag that says somthing like #notashamedofmypussy
or some shit where girls would post a photo of there vigainas ?
(sorry for bad eng )
>>685782359
Anyone wanna make a fake article about this?
>>685783912
this, not even need to roll, this is
>>685783912
>i mean something like #relesethenipples
Just say that the president is going to pass a "forced binary gender" law or some shit like that on tumblr
>>685783912
Start a womens equality fight where women are also allowed to be topless in all public pools / beaches etc. Feminazis will fall for the trap
ez
>>685783313
Looks like he's fucking his daughter.
There's already accusations of Bill Clinton being a pedophile floating around. We should take advantage of that in some way?
>>685783912
lets make the hashhtag sound hard and powerfull like #Phoenix the wemon wil rise again
they love that shit
>>685784133
who could blame him
>>685784133
Dubs don't lie
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo was found dead from an apparent cocaine overdose this morning in the bed of Panic! At the Disco frontman Brendon Urie.
>>685781486
not in school anymore
fucking kids
Most popular is dead celeb
Easy to manipulate people
Pretty sure I was in the thread when we all convinced the world Micheal Jackson died and they still fucking believe it.
>>685783958
Needs some pseudoscientific mumbo jumbo explanation to make it sound legit
Apple succumbed to the NSA and the next iPhone update will automatically have the camera secretly turned on regardless of user settings and all data is streamed directly to NSA servers.
>>685782359
speaking of fitbits: firmware update causes batteries to explode?
>>685778621
Yeah but I like Tom cruise. John Travolta is way more believable imho
>>685782131
He said school
and I'm not gonna release a bunch of crickets at work and risk losing my job
Here's an idea. Create a fake entity of a little girl, and have somebody go on the phone line of some conservative radio talk show (like Jesse Lee Peterson or some dick), and said girl will come out and say "Bill Clinton raped me on a private plane, and private island"
What would be even more gold is if this triggers actual rape victims of Bill Clinton to come out.
Public schools around the country are responding to the trans-acceptance mandate by enforcing co-ed locker rooms and bathrooms.
This is totally not a referral link
https://liquidlabs.us/?vb=958
>>685784714
Travolta is a douche he died flying his plane over the north pacific. No wreckage or body had yet been discovered
>>685782359
>internet virus that can kill a person
That's the plot of a really bad horror movie, can't think of the name right now.
>>685784693
Blew my hand off this morning. Fap with dominant hand from now on
>>685782734
come on, a hoax needs to be believable
>>685784876
Anti-viral
Just made that up
>>685784501
kek
Child diabetes has been cured but Scientology is suing the FDA to prevent release because it was based on L. Ron Hubbard's cousin's research.
>>685784986
Hillary linked to klan cross burning to gather votes?
>>685781656
>LOL
ugh
Clinton raped my hamster, twice
>>685781486
MODSMODSMODS
>>685781486
>FTW
Who would fucking do that stupid shit?
>>685785367
You
>>685785367
You're clearly a woman.
>>685784767
I'm sure there's plenty of girly sounding g people on 4Chan
McDonalds CEO Steve Easterbrook started the fat acceptance and "beautiful at any size" movement.
>>685785479
Tits or gtfo
>>685784501
Meh. At least it's believable.
>>685784860
Oh shit what a douche bag
>>685776998
>rip in peace
>>685785559
Exactly
>>685775651
Anonymous is contracting with XXX country to put a spy satellite in orbit
>>685785596
Lol wut?
>>685785681
that would work, the media'd be right onto that
maybe with russia or north korea?
>>685784767
Rolling for this
>>685785684
Oh douche. What a shitbag
>>685785529
Yes
>>685785529
Haha, yes.
>>685785745
Mile cyrus is a scientologist
This post has died. Good bye.
>>685784767
roll
But involve Hillary, she covered it up or some shit
>>685785854
Bye bye
>>685785746
I'd go with russia or france
>>685785681
Kremlin gives anonymous access to satellites to aid in operation take down ISIS.
>>685785854
How is this a hoax?
>>685785529
It's perfect. He's not too famous so few people would assume its a hoax and he clearly benefits from the existence of said movement.
>>685786038
Anonymous changes password to pa$$word
>>685780249
roll
>>685786038
That would be gr8 b8
>>685786038
roll
>>685786038
>gives anonymous access
...so free open access?
Guys just go n check this blog. This guy can become our man to kill all jews
>http://allah-and-muhammad-saw-in-my-dreams.blogspot.com/
>>685775651
try and convince people they are on the wrong internet, and need to go on the better one
>>685786232
deep web much :)
>>685786205
Access to it's hi res cameras
>>685786205
>685786205
nah, nobody knows anonymous isn't an actual group, so 'anonymous' would work, especially since people find them scary
>>685786232
This would only work if we got Fox News to run a story urging people to migrate to the dark web.
How about everyone calls CNN offices and come out as this 4Chan guy and offer exclusive interviews.
>>685786393
That'd be priceless, but won't happen
>>685775651
best hoax idea, "Op is not a faggot"
>>685786423
why?
Anonymous progressing in to space age surveillance would make people shit
>>685786502
For the corruption of lol obvs
>>685786423
I heard Justin Roiland browses /b/, so if we could get him to call as an anonymous tip to some off-brand morning report show doing some stupid voice, there might be a chance for lels to accumulate.
>>685786496
Omg is this real? Source?
>>685784876
20 Goto Grave
>>685785529
Force the poor sap into an untenable position. Either he has to let people think he supports the fat acceptance movement because he's a self-interested douchebag or he has to come out and say that he doesn't support it and gets assaulted by tumblr landwhales.
This thread had better come up with some funny shit or I'm leaving: HERE THAT LEAVING.
Bones of FedEx employee Wilson Balls found buried on the property of Tom Hanks house.
>>685786892
*hear
>>685784767
>>685784066
but women are already doing #FreeTheNipple for that. They're funnier when they're pushing for supremacy. Something like getting them to try and get white men to drop out of college/university so that the next generation of white men are uneducated and get poor paying jobs to end the pay gap. They then shout about how that's equality for the fictional pay gap, showing them to be the moronic racists/sexists they are.
#WhiteMenDropOutForFeminism or #WhiteDropouts something
>>685787107
A successful hoax has to hit people in their gut. It has to offend their sensibilities enough that they WANT to believe it.
Renegade high school girls are going around with fake IDs having sex with as many adult men as they can to see how many they can get incarcerated.
>>685775651
National Rape Baby day: a day to celebrate the lives of rape babies #NRBD
>>685787447
First half of the sentence was terrifying.
>>685780249
And this man had no moustachio
R.I.P BILL GATES
>>685780249
Rollinh muthafuckas
>>685787194
This could actually work. You could tie it into #couldyounot and frame it as being a direct response to the yianopoulous privilege grant
>>685780249
This
>>685787194
This is brilliant and would sadly work.
>>685787194
Let's start with opening a thread for this.
>>685788332
I think #WhiteMenDropOut is better. The "ForFeminism" part makes it too long and is too on the nose.
>>685788622
Good. Let's start this hoax.
>>685782359
These types of myths are old. There used tone chain emails in the 90's that would claim there were viruses that could do this or similar things.
>>685788750
used to be*
>>685788622
yeah, that sounds better. Someone make the thread, start mocking up "infographics" about it, then start tweeting them. Then we all kek.
>>685785603
its was on purpose retard
>>685788875
Whos gonna do it tho
>>685789024
I will, but what image shall we post with it?
>Thread still alive?
>>685789024
well the whole thing was my idea, I'm an ideas man, you faggots can do the fucking legwork.
>Bump
>>685789668
Gimme a pic and I'll open this damn thread. I have nothing but porn and shitty memes.
>>685787617
I read that as 'national rape a baby day'
>> 685782525
is good idea
/B/ lets do something like Ea Starwars.
>>685789856
there, use that. Just change one of the pixels with your mighty photoshop superpowers
>>685789963
wtf is /B/?
>>685781747
Goole Company is an NSA partner. Lets drive this as insane as we can. More than 1 000 000 million android smartphones has been watched over by the NSA who have leaked out pictures by entering to the users camera. Google Company do not want to add something to this. A leaked document also shows how Google makes NSA to their codeshare partner in black
Lets write something like this
>>685790113
/b/
>>685775928
Being election season in the US, I think the answer should be obvious. Would be great to get a rumor about Hillary being involved in human trafficking and the third world sex slave trade. Feminists are the one group who actually want her elected. There needs to be some doubt. Just don't get too over the top with it, and do make it seem like its feminists and sjws making the accusations.
>>685780249
this need to happen
>>685789856
Im on my phone, but you know about Google yeah?
Find a pic w/ a bunch of white male college kids or summin
>>685780249
i got this shit
roll
>>685790409
the fuck is this, schrodinger's board? Which is it?
>>685790571
random bord you filthy nigger
>>685790359
Bump
>>685789856
use a picture of carl the cuck with a big red line through him, so they're rolling over one of their male feminists to do it.
Bumperino
so speaking of internet hoaxes
one i tried starting in a thread a while back may finally be coming true but not as a hoax
western women joining isis because of muh sojiny etc
>>685791902
Theres a song on youtube called Feminists love Islamists (by SyeTenAtheist)
Its even more correct than I thought
>>685792159
yeah its kinda obvious they belong together
#notanothermonster is gaining little bit of popularity among normies.
