how do we become richfags? troll ideas welcome
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how do we become richfags?
troll ideas welcome
step one, fuck bitches
step two, get money
1. Suck dick
2. Get money
3. ???
4. Profit
Mine btc on your phone
Write books on how to get rich
>>685747974
How the fuck do you do that?
>>685747670
Step 1
Be born into money.
Step 2
Profit.
Alternatively,
Step 1
Be born into family that drills work ethic into you, and grinds the need for a stem related degree into your head, and then forces you to go to university whether you like it or not.
Step 2
Complete degree.
Step 3
Live like a popper for some time, until your student loans are paid off.
Step 4
Profit.
Invent the internet
suck truckstop dick
>be ambitious
>play the numbers
>realize there is no secret
Its really not that hard
successfully rob a bank
repeat
>>685747812
>get money
>profit
Same shit fuckface you're doing it wrong
Have sex with mannequin heads
>>685747670
>Work hard
>save money
>start business
If you can't come up with a good business idea on your own then you don't deserve to be rich. Contractor fag reporting in.
>work 60-80 hours weeks between march and october
>travel between November and March
Stream an hero live, get many ads on page, profit posthumously
>>685747670
pp [email protected]
and look here http://link.dabebook.com/3
Anyone can be rich, millions already are. find a way to be notable for some reason. be remembered for the rest of time.
1. Do gay porn
2. Get fucked until you can't hold a shit inside your asshole
3. Keep getting fucked like the little cumbucket you are
4. ???
5. Profit
>>685747670
create something stupid but genius that most people will buy. invest in buttplugs.
>>685748809
but anon, how do I acquire money while staying under the radar?
>>685748909
How about a strobing buttplug?
>>685749118
how about a strobing buttplug that can update your facebook automatically while you're using it? Make it bluetooth enabled and wirelessly charging
We immigrate from Cuba and get in the coke game.
>>685749246
Add vibrators and we might be onto something
Whenever people talk about getting rich someone always brings up drugs. we can all sell that yayo
>>685749315
self driving and autonomous vibrations. Thankfully we'll just have to make an iPhone app
>>685749456
Do you think we could fit a speaker in there? With aux and Bluetooth of course
>>685747670
Tortilla chip warmer
>>685749551
we could, but we'll make more money if we sell it as accessory wireless suppository
You were born as an unit. You are supposed to work and pay bills. We have a system that gives an illusion that you can get out of it. But only a few lucky ones can do that. So, you are most likely to remain just a number. Someone the ruling class can take advantage of.
get a job that's not a job, i.e. something you love to do. make a profit from your hobby and you've beaten the game of capitalism
>>685748178
>stem meme
>>685749692
True. What color should it be? I'm thinking either clear or some vibrant neon
blackmarket uranium
Make a company no matter what kind it coul be lands keepers or somethings hire 2 or 3 mexifags
Pay the less than the minimum wedge and seat to see how money
Fall from the sky
>>685749908
we should make it clear with an Ultra-Violet light so we can market it to the tanning crowd. The "rectal tanning" trend is bound to take off on the west cost and many parts of new england. You can control the length of the tanning session through an accessory iPhone that has to be used with the butt plug. If the butt plug and suppository aren't connect via bluetooth then it wont work.
Money is just the means to get wealth. If we could only see things for how they were, we would know we're rich already
>>685750152
That's brilliant! We need to get to work!
where's our resident photoshop guy to draw a mock-up of this evolving butt-plug invention?
>>685748178
>popper
>>685747670
>>685750295
>>685750295
>>685747670
pans with removable handles so we can throw them in the dishwasher and save space.
Sell that shit on QVC and call it Pandles
>>685747812
you're such a fucking new fag gtfo my /b/ and never return god dammit you're lucky i don't fucking hack your router and ddos your mom you piece of shit
>>685750562
it's fried chicken leg shaped?
this must be the model we'll sell at the Dollar General / Family Dollars stores in black neihborhoods
>>685747670
Then don't pay the bills you fuck. Get out and live in the wilderness.
>>685750678
no, that one is the "ham on the bone" model in the signature series
If youre in murrica id suggest getting a license and growing commercial quantites of weed. Just read an article where a dude went from trailerpark to 3 million profits in a year. Weed is the new gold rush. Make products people desire and take it to bumfuck towns. Write ebooks, write scripts, never settle, always read and continue expanding your knowledge, learn a trade, get land, read motivational shit. Rich dad poor dad..you need to be willing to sacrifice in order to gain
>>685747670
Step 1. Get Piano lessons.
Step 2. Teach Piano to people with a 1 week buffer between your lesssons
Step 3. ?????
Step 4. Profit
>>685750678
we can try to find a way to have it paid for in black communities through government assistance
>>685750743
This right here.
The only actual good advice on /b/
Srsly.
>>685750793
good once marge
>>685750888
just let the white workers earn $ and buy it
then the niggers will cry inequality
go'mint will step in and steal it for the blacks
they'd call it O'bum'er-care cuz black men can't afford prostate health vibrator buttplug that smells like fried chicken and runs on solar cuz liberal EPA
>>685747670
I restore classic cars on the side. Make bank when I find a sweet project.
Buy late sixties mustang for 2500(no it doesn't run) put 5000 in parts, sell for 25000. Yea I do all the work myself and it can take it from nothing to perfect in 3 months tops.
Study Pimpology
You see, from a pimps perspective, there is only one game. You are either the worker, or the workie. If you ain't the boss, then somebody is moving you.
I'm not talking about prostitution. I'm talking about a mentality. take this scene from the movie entitled The Social Network:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxKmDWDUZ5A
Every guy participating in that contest are just like whores on a street shaking their ass to get the attention of a pimp. In this case, the pimp is Mark Zuckerberg. Now bare in mind that at this particular time, Mark Zuckerberg was poor. He didn't have any money. And yet there was a group of very talented people competing with each other to gain his approval.
That's pimpology. It's the art of getting inside the head of other people and motivating them to work for you.
>>685748157
dont bother. practicaly asking for ur phone to break.
>>685751403
/thread
become a engineer and invent stupid shit that is bound to trend. for example hoverboards or segway things
4chan brand
pooper scooper
>for all those shit posts
$59.99 + tax
includes 4chan pass to avoid captchas
>>685750743
too bad everyone and their mom has the same idea. good luck being successful in the weed industry. youre already like 5 years behind the people who got in early.
>>685751403
damn. this is spot on.
>>685751403
You're probably a young guy and I can tell you havent had a lot of life experience before (especially in the workplace).
Anyone that is of any intelligence & integrity (i.e. exactly the people you want to hang around) will not be tricked into following you or doing work for you.
Unless there is something in it for them and that wont make you much of a 'pimp' as you say.
Leaders are followed because they command respect and they inspire, motivate and share a collective vision towards something better.
I doubt you could get anyone to work for you because nobody would respect you.
>>685754499
I'm 41, I'm a high school drop out and I own 2 restaurants and 3 bars.
My LLC makes 7 figures annually after taxes.
>>685754666
Sure you are buddy.
And I'm an astronaut playboy billionaire.
Also:
>thanks for confirming everything i said
>>685747670
Read up on Success... Earl Nightingale, that name alone will help you make millions
Meme market, rare pepes
>>685754780
http://www.oofrestaurants.com/index.php
>>685754983
Unless you're following up with a timestamp of you in that bar, that's just a random link that's worth nothing.
I think you should just fuck oof mate.
And take your 'pimpology' bullshit with you.
You sound about as bad as all those cringey pick up artists. But I bet you probably think that's the bees knees too.
>>685747670
>invent something
>add bluetooth
>>685755222
You seem upset. Perhaps anon is getting under your skin a little.
>>685747670
Sell all your pizza
>>685755222
You sound like a woman.
>>685747670
Look around you for a problem that needs solving. Solve it. The ones that make people billionaires tend to be the ones that are right under people's noses.
I see you, Will.
>>685755406
>>685755506
Ahah sounds like anon is getting called out on his bullshit.
Loving it.
If anyone honestly thinks what he said works in the real world, I cant wait for you to try it out. Apparently the only requirement to be the boss is to think you're a boss.
Keep it coming boys.
>>685755563
Yeah like that fucking piece of plastic on the bread bag
1. Live calm
2. Dont spend all your money
3. Work
& repeat
1. Invest
2. Create
3. Work
&repeat
>>685755600
I see you scott
rule one. don't do anything for free
>>685755675
You know he isn't the only one who thinks that way, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5qcoP0cRPI
Email 500,000 people and say that you can predict stock markets
Tell half its going up and the other its going down
The ones that you got wrong will leave
Repeat
After 10 weeks you have roughly 480 people who think you can predict stocks
Get them all to invest 10 dollars
Take the 4.8K and repeat
>>685755976
How do you get past their email providers spam filters?
>>685748178
>popper
Looks like someone didn't even finish grade school.
It's "pauper" you illiterate retard.
>>685756043
Sorry m8 its just an idea, there is no way of it really working
>>685747754
/Thread
>>685747754
This is backwards though
>>685755826
Getting advice/ideas from some hollywood movie (first link) and a rapper using a pimps and hoes analogy for the music business (second link) is real smart.
And it's funny the anon ITT is just parroting shit, he didnt even make it up himself.
Talking about success when he has about 0 originality / creativity.
I'm out.
>>685756386
>>685756043
constantcontact . com
whitelisted mass email service
You cunts really wanna know how to get dough?
I could tell ya, or...I could do a 100$ giveaway for steam.
First dub to say which gets it given to him.
>money method requires shit tons of patience, and could possible earn you 100$ day from doing nothing.
Print money duh
>>685747670
Don't spend your money, learn to invest. The earlier you start the better, poor people think it's too risky but you have to learn to manage risk
>>685747670
Don't spend your money, learn to invest. The earlier you start the better, poor people think it's too risky but you have to learn to manage risk.
>>685756832
How does it work?
>>685756825
>butt blasted feminist detected.
>>685756998
get
>>685756825
>>685758100
Nigger alive there?
Where's my money bitch?
>>685758100
Winrar
I HAVE A FATHER!!
>>685758461
>I HAVE A FATHER!!
wtf? are you ok? do you need help getting home? where's your helmet?
>>685758461
Alright man. Gotchu. Suh dude. Where's my money?
>>685758461
>>685758602
Step 1. Learn to budgeting to include investing
Step 2. Study investing deeply
Step 4. Get a job using some learned skills
Step 5. Be excellent at your job, become a master at it
Step 5. Be patient
>>685747670
>Develop the first prostitute robot.
>Become robo-pimp and take over the inner cities with your cybernetic prostitute gang.
>Undermine the government through blackmail and subterfuge with your electric-hoes.
>????
>Profit
Run for a political office. You don't actually have to win.
You can live off of campaign contributions.
>>685756998
Tell us man
>>685759123
there's already a plot against you
>>685755627
>>685756998
tell
forget steam plebe shit
Make audiophile gear
>>685758100
>>685756998
Spill the beans
Be a megajew
>>685747974
>Mine btc on your phone
Yea, great idea... you will get at most 0.000000001 of a but coin if your lucky
Learn the basics of investing and financing and have countless opportunities to make money.
>>685747670
>you weren't born to just pay bills and die
does anyone ACTUALLY have any evidence to support this?
I, too, am interested.
There seems to be a recurring pattern in wealthy men, aside from their hooked noses.
>Reading books daily, leaders are readers and you must read to succeed. The time spent reading can be as much or as little time as you're granted. Even ten minutes of reading about something that can help you is better than sitting on your ass cumming to traps.
>You are the sum of the five people you surround yourself with the most. Machiavelli says, "The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him." Surround yourself with people that can help make you big.
>Set higher goals for yourself. Set goals that scare you, but make a plan for it, set small plateaus along the way. A goal without a plan is just a wish.
Now, uh, tell me what you know.
>>685749777
CHECKED
>>685748178
Like being born into money and having a math degree will provide equal ourcomes.
>>685760358
>sitting on your ass cumming to traps
be rich to afford the time to do this
>>685749777
Trips speak the truth
Make a crappy pixel art clone of a popular game but with a few minor changes and release it on Steam. You'll be set for life.
Bumping makes me feel good.
>>685748178
pauper you peasant
First of all you're going to need a rich relative. Get them to give you money to piss away until something sticks. Hey presto you're a self made billionaire.
Your welcome.
>>685761987
looks like burns lol
>>685750642
I'm stealing that idea
>>685747670
>You weren't born to pay bills and die
Yes, you were, and it is your duty to make more children and a future taxpayers.
Dumbass
>>685762980
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>>685763035
lmao
>>685763035
pasta?
captcha:420
Buy bitcoins, then import drugs from the darknet from over seas. Then re sell those drugs online domestically for a higher profit. Sell the bitcoins you get paid for cash
>>685747670
well i worked my ass of for years. did everything by the book as they say. never worked out. savings usually end up whiped. then i learned that if you kill people or sell drugs you can make a lot more money. since then i retired before 30.
>>685747670
Find a way to print copies of this weird new plastic money