ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
Wanna fuck my sister. Love her body. Her legs look so good. Wanna cum on them. Fapping to her gives me the strongest orgasms.
>>685745598
Damn, greentext it pls?
quigglyx0x0 add me on sc
I send snaps of my dick and sharpies in my pooper to rando gay men even though I'm not gay
>>685745493
i need to kill myself
it's gone beyond want
>>685745598
also kek i remember this
>>685745493
>>685745876
Yeah I know what you mean. I suck off dudes in parking lots and swallow their hot, thick, sticky jizz. No homo though.
>>685745669
i want to fuck your sis also
>Sister is sleeping on couch
>She is out
>horney
>she is wearing tight leggings
>i slowly put my hand on her crouch
>nice
>start fapping beside her
>she is still out
>she wakes up
>never knew
Im the motherfucking batman and the city needs my dick.
>>685745493
The only reason I'm with my gf is so I can groom her 12 yo daughter.
Thanks to 4chan I've started to get paid work as an internet detective.
The best money comes from people with bad intentions. I haven't told my fiancée or anybody else about my side business. Not sure whether I should stop.
>>685747378
tell us more anon.
>>685747000
what does /b/ think?
>>685747378
girls that age are usually self-grooming
i like reading how /b/ would degrade my sister into their own little slut and the kinds of fetishes they would do to her
I fucking lie to everyone closest to me. My job, school, hobbies, volunteer work, activities, day to day stuff. It's all to just cover up the fact that I'm a piece of shit gang banging IV drug addict.
And EVERYONE believes all this bullshit that comes out of my mouth.
:)
>>685746343
Gotta do what ya gotta do right?
>>685745493
I used to go into the cash office at my old job when no other manager was there and cut up my legs with a box cutter.
>penis
>>685747879
do same some times,makes life much more interesting
>>685745493
I always say black women are unattractive but want to fuck one so bad.
>>685747490
Not much to tell so far, I keep telling her she's pretty, encourage her to wear as little as she wants to when I'm over. Recently I started giving her shoulder massages while her mom isn't around, she takes off her shirt and bra for them
>>685747814
I'm just pushing her in the right direction, that's all
I snorted a line of blow in a Chuck-E-Cheese bathroom stall then proceeded to choke myself while masterbating.
I'm starting to hate every single friend of mine. We became friends when we were 13 or so but now I'm starting to realise we have nothing in common anymore.
>>685745493
I'm a huge cuck. So huge that i encouraged my now ex gf (pic related) to sleep with 3 men and now she's engaged to the 3rd one. i've also been debating dumping her nudes.
>>685745493
>be me
>be two years ago
>go with some friends to a Party
>meet quality 7.5/10
>get drunk
>be horny
>she lives nearby the Club
>go to her place
>fuck her brain out
>be next morning
>shower togehter with her
>have sex in the shower
>she trips and falls, knock her head at the Wall
>blood EVERYWHERE
>nope.jog
>get dressed on and Run
>be a few days later
>read in local newspaper that a woman was found dead in her place
Mfw it was her
Mfw noone knew i was there
Mfw i her fucking blood ruined my god damn Limp Bizkit T-Shirt
My Secret is that my favourit T-Shirt is a LB-Shirt
I fap thinking about my gf getting fucked by another guy.
am I autistic or what?
>>685749026
You gonna fuck her or let all of your efforts go to waste?
killed my squirrel when i was 4 years old.
i was not intending it but he was dead when i was keep touching him with my palm rubbing his cheek.
when the orgasm emerged by the fur touching feel is over, he was dead.
>>685749156
Don't be ashamed of your love for LB, they're amazing
>>685749049
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!
Cucks should be burned alive.
And drop the nudes already.
>>685749026
>takes off her shirt and bra
and how is the situation underneath there developing?
>>685748849
yeah, imo most are unattractive but I would never turn down an opportunity for sex. in college i fucked 5 black girls, would recommend
>>685749192
Once she's old enough
>>685749297
Way too big for a girl her age, it's ridiculous
june 11th is the day i plan on committing suicide
>>685747378
>>685749026
>>685749459
brool story co
>>685745493
from the age of 14 to 17 me and my cousin fucked. Never used a condom. Always came inside. Got caught once.... Had a shirt on and it was dark... Talked my way out of it.
No one knows.
wait until june 12th, its supposed to be raining on the 11th
I wrote a paper in college that one of my professors said was absolutely brilliant. He showed it to some of his peers in the industry and they agreed. When all was said and done, I had three separate security evaluation type companies competing to hire me, but it all moved so fast that I got overwhelmed and didn't reply to any of them. Now a year later none of them have ever heard of me, I'm running out of money, and no one I knew went into that industry.
>>685749470
may I ask why good sir?
>>685749470
See you in hell then
>>685749470
dibs on your stuff
>>685745493
I would honestly be OK with it if my significant other watched porn
>>685749459
going to need you to come back with regular, detailed updates anon.
>>685749801
if I had a significant other.
>>685745493
I fucked my 16 year old cousin when I was 14. We still see from time to time and the night it happened almost feels like a dream sequence. I don't remember much of it, but I know it happened because she confirmed it when we met last time. Lots of awkwardness ensued.
And then we fucked.
Again.
I feel so filthy, /b/. Oh, goddamn it feels so good.
>>685749801
Who the fuck isn't okay with their partner watching porn?
My spouse and I both watch/read/look at plenty of porn and neither of us care. Even about the weird stuff.
I occasionally have sex with one of my dogs.
I'm totally fucking addicted to APINACA
I wanna be a girl so bad but don't wanna tell my parents/other family. I plan on doing hrt and hiding changes like boobs and such from my family.
I want someone to make me their slave.
>>685749955
check'd.
my gf considers me watching porn the same as cheating. I still watch porn most days, just secretly.
of course I'm actually cheating on her on a weekly basis as well which might upset her more.
I sometimes ask my girlfriend to act as if she doesn't know me because I like to rape her. I also think that's true love.
i post her because i think she's funny and talented and pretty good looking and only sometimes as a troll, but not of her. i'm not the troll you think i am.
>>685750078
Also when i was a kid and we had cows on my farm, I used to go out at night with the calves, take out my dick, and let them try to get the "milk" from the utter.... Sometimes I fucked them too.... There was one really nice older cow who used to let me put it in her butt.
>>685749183
Nope, just a future cuck
>>685747406
Elaborate please
>>685750222
Also check'd
Maybe you cheat because she considers something as small as watching porn cheating.
Now as for the physical cheating, that's not right man. If you aren't happy then leave, it's that easy.
>>685750174
Fuck, you're such a prettyboy. Post more.
>>685750338
Could I make it as someone's slave? Someone's little girl? I'm trying to grow out my hair and everything. I'm even wearing panties and girly pajamas.
>>685749156
>Gets laid wearing a Limp Bizkit T-Shirt
Did you even read your storry before you posted it?
>>685750517
You're smooth and have a tiny boy-clit. Plenty of people would want to make you their sissy slave.
I KNOW THAT IT WAS ALIENS IT WAS ALWAYS ALIENS AND TSOUKALOS IS RIGHT
>>685750517
Lose some weight, then I'd cage your dick, dress you up how I want you, then fuck your boipussy until you are in tears
>>685750583
I'm not that anon but fuck you Limp Bizkit's rockin the set
>>685750596
Yay! I find it really hard to find people in Texas that want this with me though. Except on 4chan.
>>685750638
Of course, I've been dieting a little bit recently. I wanna start running a bit and doing workouts for my butt to get it nice and larger for whoever wants to be my master.
I never loved anyone and can't really connect with people even tho' i am not considered antisocial.
I can only bond emotionally with animals.
I killed a man in a foreign country no one knows to this day.
>>685750835
Never go back to Belize, McAffee
>>685745493
I really hate myself, im a fucking drug addict and a drunk piece of shit... I got no future and the most logical its that i going to die soon... And i dont really care
i don't like caterpillars
Purposely fucked a girl raw and just walked away. She is now pregnant.
>>685749286
Heh.... Really? Burned alive you say?
Why? What do you get out of the deal?
>>685750818
Post your ass, faggot.
im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>685750517
I'd say so. I'm into some serious D/s (with girls). you've got exactly the right attitude.
Can't decide what to do with my life or what I'm interested in so I could start somehow. Just happy working a menial job that keeps a roof on my head and drugs in my pocket.
I want to fuck my mom like crazy and love her like a son but take that extra step and be the man she needs and deserves.
>>685750944
what kind of drugs
>>685750320
I find people for money. People give me some starting information, and I research until I find them. Basically doxxing for private clients.
>>685749676
how the fuck is there no pregnancy
does that mean one of you is sterile?
>>685750908
underrated post
She is pregnant.
How much would that cost? I have ALOT of information for one person i wish to find, but no luck on physical location aside from town proximity. Anywhere i can contact you?
>>685745493
i kinda hated my mother for a good long time, but conivinced myself that i didnt care. i ignored her, kept away from her, didnt talk, nothing. when her cancer spread, and her liver was about to give out, my brother convinced me to be with her. she asked me for forgiveness and i told her id forgiven her, which was a lie i think, she died later that day and now i am fucked up cause i still think about that day and lie i told with hate for myself
i have nudes of some girl ive been talking to for a year now.
ive been waiting for the right opportunity and plan to blackmail her into getting more,preferable getting nudes with her face
>>685751068
Alright
>>685751090
That's good, but finding guys that want ugly crossdressers like me is hard.
I have a strong memory of my older brother pinning me down on a bed and licking my arms and me yelling him to stop, I don't remember anything afterwards.
we were so young
I still think that made me have sexual dreams with my direct family members, which I sometimes have to this day.
I had never wrote this before. I think I might need help. What does /b/ think?
>>685751202
White shit, pills and marijuana
>>685751210
how much do you charge
>>685749740
long battle with depression and im giving up :D
i found my big titted cousin's online dating profile and catfished her for nudes
>>685751576
yeah, depression kinda gets you in the end, no matter how long and hard you fight
>>685750338
Stool pushing faggot. And he's ugly as shit.
>>685750291
Way too far bro
I just feel bad for the cows now
>>685751335
who?
>>685751675
Thanks, I really get off to people calling me ugly. Anything demeaning. Please keep it coming
i pretend to be a guy so /b/ doesn't ask for tits
>>685750835
Ditto
>>685751676
they probably felt nothing
>is it in yet?
>>685751521
have you asked a therapist?
maybe incest is one of your fetishes, you need to know if you want to have sex with your familymembers, or if its just the thought of something taboo thats responsible
>>685751780
I feel that dude, same
>>685750944
What drugs?
>>685751730
You're so beautiful. I'm in love with you, you straight heterosexual vanilla manly man and I vow to always treat you right and never enslave you because you deserve better.
>>685751922
lol
>>685751922
Hey now, stop that.
>>685750818
I'd be your master. I love a dirty sissy slut
>>685751990
Please take my hand in marriage? We can go for a walk in the park but not after dark because I'm scared and I need your protection.
>>685749470
What's on your mind fam
>>685751863
Same here
>>685751573
depends on the job. If it's really interesting I'll do it for free, if it's for something illegal it might be hundreds. Most things fall in the middle.
Since It's not my day job I haven't really set a high hourly rate. Usually I'll only charge if I find them.
>>685752032
What would you do to me?
>>685752077
Uhm, no I don't like that. Stop it.
>>685752131
all preperations complete?
what method do you want to use, i am curious
I try to hard to fuck my gf's sister (they semi-twins) I even wasted lots of money inviting them to hang out. My gf told me she was jealous of her and I said she was nothing to worry about because I like her (my gf) for her way of be and feelings...
I feel kinda bad about it but damn, she's hot, pale, got a big ass and fucking pinky feet.
To be honest, I don't mind to cheat on her, I'm trying to make her have a threesome, but I know I'm pretty far to that.
I could post a pic of her or them but I'm afraid some of my friends see this post since I got some fellas lurking b. Sry tho.
>>685751845
I'm pretty sure I don't want to have sex with my family members. I am also 100% sure that my brother did what i explained before, I told him I'd accuse him with our mother, but he just begged me not to. I have no fucking memory what happened after or when or how he got away from me.
No, I have never been to a therapist. I was about to ask my parents to take me to a therapist (I'm 20 and jobless) but my mother started saying "I don't understand why people have depression. They just have shit on their brains." Never thought of asking again but i'm saving up in order to go.
My ex moved to the other side of the world, although i tell everyone that i don't really care, all i can think about is her still
When I was 15 I took the v of a girl on her 11th bday. was 100% consensual. fucked her quite a few other times also. it's cliche as fuck but she was really tight, awesome fuck toy, made her cum pretty much every time
>>685751883
White shit, pills and marijuana
>>685750263
You are very lucky to have that lovely girl in your life (and that great dog too). Don't fuck it up.
How much would that cost? I have ALOT of information for one person i wish to find, but no luck on physical location aside from town proximity. Anywhere i can contact you?
>>685751387
why do you hated your mother?
>>685750835
No-one knows this country? I think most of them are on google maps now dude.
Its not that difficult to find people buddy. Everything is traceable. I do it for a living. Buddy here probably can tell you too.
>>685750818
Unfortunately, you are cut, which is a real shame.
>>685752645
I know, I would give both my testicles to be uncut.
>>685752131
not much.. feeling pretty lonely and my depression and social anxiety are making me feel like my life isnt going anywhere
>>685752288
i am not sure how it is in your country, but there in my country there are hotlines to talk to, or organisations that can connect you to therapists, if you feel depressed a lot, you should really go do that. medication helped me a great deal.
I took a 16 year old drug addicted young girl from the streets and promised her i will give her a place in my house , take care of her , and take her off the drugs.
What really happend was she was my sex slave in exchange for drugs. i fucked her on daily basis , gave her minimum to almost no food all day long and never let her get out of the house.
She eventually got pregnanet and when it was her time to give birth i let her OD and die, while taking her newborn baby and put it on my neighbors front house.
i plan on letting them raise the baby until she is also around 14~ and do the same to her.
>>685750517
What if as your master, I want to cut off your cock? Would you let me?
>>685752470
still getting the hang of replying to posts?
is it an interesting case? right now I've got about 5 ongoing. Between the day job and the fiancée I've only got a certain number of hours per day I can do it.
>>685751210
Nothing wrong with that as far as I can tell. You're basically a private detective as I understand it. That's what they all do these days.
>>685752163
How much would that cost? I have ALOT of information for one person i wish to find, but no luck on physical location aside from town proximity. Anywhere i can contact you?
>>685751780
>>685751863
>>685752145
Me too, bros.
>>685752787
What kind of retard fantasy is this? None of this happened or ever will happen.
I have control of the Senate and the Courts.
>>685752216
I'm just offering you a way out. I love what I see. We can hold hands and walk down the pier but refuse to be queer. We could rap battle our vows at our wedding
>>685752807
That's a tough one, it's so degrading it and awful that it kinda makes me like it, but I kinda need that thing, and it sounds a little too painful for my tastes.
>>685750078
Requires more details. Like breed of dog, and gender of both of you.
Related: I banged my male lab in the ass a few dozen times. Felt good.
Let me ask you this what is your plan with the info?
>>685752919
it actually wouldn't be the first time something exactly like that happened.
>>685752828
Yes, quite so. And no, i pretty much got all of the person's information, but still missing alot. I can pay for a physical location if you can, already got the town location.
>>685751599
Lets see them warlocks
>>685752472
she ruined my early life, postnatal depression was never diagnosed and got her, after the divorce she got us kids but couldnt really take the stress, was to much for her, she accused me and later me and my brother of trying to drive her to suicide, she beat me and i tried to keep her away form my brother
i still have huge issues to trust people, to fall in love or similar shit, sometimes i can barly get out of bed
>>685753013
You're a submissive. You need nothing of the sort. You're there to pleasure me.
I'd make sure it wasn't painful at least. I'm not sadistic.
>>685752979
I like your sick rhymes bro, but I am queer! What are we supposed to do?
>>685753094
go ahead and file those under "pics i'll never share."
>>685750291
I wish I believed you. But spelling it "utter" kills your credibility. :(
>>685753132
Well if it's not painful...I can't refuse. I need to please me master. Yeah I would do it. If I beg could you leave me the ability to cum at master's wish?
I've had about 20 sexual partners in my life (I'm in my late 20's), with over half of them in the past year. For some reason, my brain decided that it wants to go full hebe, and I have trouble keeping it up when I'm with a girl who's not in the 16-18 range. Fuck you, brain. I've never done anything illegal (thanks to certain states' age of consent), but it doesn't make things easy. Pic related.
>>685753217
>grow up on farm
/b expects him to spell good?
>>685753056
Ah yes...
The "I had sex with a homless girl, got her pregnant, got her to od so I could kidnap the child i had the neighbors raise in 14 years time" plot.
See it all the time.
>>685751087
How old are you?
Is she stacked like an 18 year old, fresh like a loli, or something between?
So... few years back I go to off myself and fail miserably. Wake up in hospital a little over 40hrs later. Fiance leaves me on the spot, goes to her mothers. Fucks this dude, comes home plays some games, finally leaves for new guy.
Couple months go by, they get evicted. Instead of leaving her to wallow in her misery I want vengence. Allow them to rent a room at my house. Everyday when he went to work I'd fuck her brains out.
Now I hold this fact in reserve to pull out if ever required. This went on for a year before they were able to get their own place.
On one hand revenge on the other wanting to find out how easy it was to get her to be her whore self. What did it take you may wonder.. simply promising to never tell a sole. Oops.
>Sometimes I wonder if I'm a terrible person
>Then I remember she deserves all she gets
>>685745669
Fuck this hits home hard. One time when I was 16 and I thought I was home alone and I started fapping. When all of a sudden my 19 year old sister barged in the room and was just staring at me like she just saw a ghost. I had my earphones in and my cawk in my hand. I was fuking rattled and I screamed at her to gtfo but she just kept standing there, staring at me with a sad shocked look. She didn't even glance down at my cawk. It had been like 10 seconds with her just staring into my eyes and at this point I was fuking infuriated with her and I was about to get up and shove her out when she just blurted out that Michael Jackson just died. A volcano of emotion just hit me. I got up and ran over to hug her. We both just started sobbing for like 2 hours straight while watching MJ tribute vids on youtube. After she left I pulled up my pants and tried to go on with my day but it was too hard. It was one of the worst days in my life.
>>685753205
What a nigger.
>>685752919
I'ts not that hard to do when you live in a place like i do.
It's actually not that hard to do anywhere, i guess.
i would post pics as proof, but... not sure mods will like what i do with my spare time. i'm sure we can all agree on how... "unique" my hobby is, and that not everyone might relate or enjoy it.
But hey at least i'm glad i managed to do something so wicked that people online think i'm lying just because they handle the thought of something like that to be true! cool :)
>>685752238
Self-inflicted gunshot wound, no hassle no bullshit.
>>685752775
I know the perpetual struggle, I wouldn't recommend ending it without trying a few things: try a therapist + SSRI's, psychedelics (psilocybin mushrooms) or do anything to make you happy because that is really the only thing in life that matters to you, even if it means giving up everything but yourself .
>>685753132
But you are a faggot. Dominant? Hardly. You fuck other guys you faggot. You like penises. You love cock.
>>685753227
No, allowing you to cum allows you to retain pleasure and a bit of self will / determination.
I will mentally train you to receive just as much if not more enjoyment having your holes stuffed by all sorts of cocks though.
>>685753353
Vaguely sounds like a shitty lifetime movie.
>>685752847
pretty much, yeah. But this is 4chan. There are a lot of reasons for wanting to track somebody down, but I don't get the 'babydaddy skipped out on child support' kind.
>>685753062
send a contact method to [email protected] and we can discuss it.
>>685753479
I spend most of my spare time hunting people like you. :3
>>685753353
was thinking more along the lines of the teenage sex slave drugged in the basement who eventually ODs when her captor gets tired of her
>>685752297
So fucking hot!
Greentext?
>>685753527
I weirdly like that, not that it matters. I need training. What can you do to train me? What if I disobey?
>>685753142
I suppose you should be submissive and marry me because I'm gonna treat the fuck out of you with kindness and hold the shit out of your hand while we celebrate happiness over tea and that game don't wake daddy (you can wake me though, I won't be mad and I'd never treat you wrong if you did)
I Wanna be a cuckold and a Sissy Kik me aleeshaisperfect
>>685753466
i accept that, rather be called a nigger than banned from thanksgiving
>>685753595
Why are you getting this dude to use an email service that leaves his IP in the header?
>Gets alllll teh dox
>>685753606
no you don't, you dumb faggot
>>685753522
Haha... Oh that cuts to the bone. No, it really does.
Look how much fucks I give.
I think /b/ is cool
>>685753640
I guess I could into that. What is the game don't wake daddy? I've never played.
What if I want some chaos in our life together? Are you gonna force me into happiness or chaos?
Same place in life as I was when I was 13
No gf no friends
I'm now 25
>>685753735
It does doesn't it? It's impossible to be a faggot and dominant because you're always gonna be a lady boy sissy's punk mcfaggotron
>>685753763
welcome to the 4chan club
>>685753712
I'm not sharing. Just love big titties. You said they were big.
I banged my best friends smokin hot sister ontop of him when he was passed out drunk.
>>685753479
mods here, post away
>>685753740
fuck off and an hero faggot
>>685753754
Don't wake daddy is a children's board game. I was insinuating that if you lost I'd still say you won because you're dominant and I'm submissive and we're also straight. And if you ask for chaos then you get it because chaos would be your happiness.
>>685753763
Hey man if you ever need a friend I'll be one. And if you need a gf I can kinda act like one. I'm >>685750174 so I can do whatever you want.
>>685753816
No ... And I literally have no idea what your projecting onto me.
But hey, keep it up!
>>685745493
im a newfag
>>685753928
Hmm good answer..What about if I wanted you to be dominant? I'm too submissive to do anything dominant
>>685753966
thats the sickest thing i have seen here for days
>>685753400
old enough to know not to say how old i am...
in between, she's about average for 13. A cup tits, about 5'2, 90lbs, perfect ass and wide hips, she shaves down there
>>685753966
lol this guy :3
>>685753966
We know.
>>685753845
never been in a position to look at her bra tag, but 36G's at least
>me 2 years ago
>try a cam whore site as a guy just for shits
>make nearly a thousand dollars that night
>shit gets out of hand, quit my day job
>Make it a career and get thousands of followers
>lose my relationship along the line and decide to turn to it for dating
>meet a guy and end up in a 10x better relationship
>mfw being a cam whore bettered my life exponentially
>>685753936
Only thing I'm keeping up is your dick by trash talking this shit because you're really actually a submissive in dominant clothing you fucking slam pig. You have no idea what it is to be dominant until you tell someone you'd time travel and rape them as a kid, and drag their future self back with you to help. Nigger.
>>685753720
he's welcome to vpn/proxy up or use an anonymous service. From the sounds of it he's going to be giving away some pretty identifiable information anyway, contacting somebody like that is always a leap of faith.
>>685754066
You can't find a pic where her face doesnt show??
>>685753606
Yeah, we all have day jobs, anon. how do you think i got so good at avoiding being caught by the likes of you? or should i say, the likes of us...
guess what i do for a living ...
>>685754073
Do you put stuff in your butt?
>>685754096
take it easy queernan
>>685754135
Fair.
I'm a femanon and this is the first time I've ever admitted that on this forum.
>>685754159
Nah, never have on there. Only just recently bottomed on cam.
>>685754096
Points taken: you're talking shit, blah blah blah, you like dicks.
I dunno? Good effort?
>>685745493
>have cheated on my girlfriend of 6 years with about 16 other girls
>4 of them are the girlfriends of some friends of mine
>I have had sex with girls ranging from 11 up to 30 years of age (all consensual, I can only get erections from mutual attraction and desire)
>I have tortured puppies and once killed one
>I've thought about killing myself for a while now, still considering how to do it painlessly and without leaving my family with nothing
>>685753227
Now show me your feets u little slut, i would fuck your Brains out , creampie and seal it With a buttplug, if you waste some of my seeds, youre gonna gehlt caged for a month
>>685753987
Thank you sir. And at that point we'd enter into a debate with witnesses. I'd disagree so strongly with you but also support you because we're a team and the world is the enemy, not you or me.
>>685754203
well you know the rules then : P
nah, there are no girls on the internet
>>685754010
Hot! Nice of her to shave so she looks 11. :)
Locked a taxi driver in a public bathroom.
>>685754150
Do you put stuff in your butt?
>>685754137
it's more the case that if any recognizable portion of the picture attached to images of this thread ever found it's way back to her, i'd be an unhappy fellow.
>>685754228
I wouldn't blame you, killing a puppy means you should probably.
>>685754177
Checked. Faggot. I don't take it easy. I only take it hard.
>>685749470
Pretty similar to mine. ~3 months ago I scheduled an appt with a psychiatrist to try to get some pills to help. Appointments on June 13th. If I don't get something that helps I'm givin up.
>>685754280
Haha. Do go on.
>>685754211
Fucking finally. Thank you.
>>685754318
Does she know its you that blackmailed her??
>>685754236
Stfu fucking sound like a faggot who repeats shit he's seen in sex stories on the internet. What kind of shit law layout for your sub is that
>>685754428
i didn't blackmail her, i catfished her. no, she doesn't know.
I'm actually John Tron but no one will believe this. I browse /b/ to look for free porn passwords.
>>685754203
thankyou for telling us, anon. this is a safe space, and we respect the trust you put in us.
>>685754368
I do not think that post means what you think it means.
Now back to raging on homosexuals in a vain attempt to cover up your own sexual inadequacies.
>>685754428
ok, i see where you're going with this now.
already mentioned she's my cousin.
i'm her only male cousin.
wouldn't be hard to put together.
>>685754308
Hmm, if I had to guess. You'd be mid/uppermiddle class, won't make a guess at actual profession. You'd have to have the income to buy all the drugs and such right. It would have to be something requiring less social interaction, thus less chance of requiring company at home and ofc discovery of said slave. That would point towards something in the IT field. Still, not enough to go on for guess work.
Either way, this is /b/ and I care not for what happens here.
>>685754279
pretty much, she has a cute little innie pussy. plus makes giving her oral better
>>685754473
Isn't it spelt jontron? You don't even know your own name?
>>685754236
Of course! If you wanna keep chatting after the thread dies, my kik is sillygirl349
>>685754473
this
>>685754517
Dude. I don't even know where I'm going with this... Can i just see them please? I love some tig ol bitties
>>685745669
I used to sneak into my sister's room at night to play with her while she's sleeping
I think my boyfriend is going to leave me....
>>685754747
That's actually a sad secret, care to talk about why?
>>685754491
Thank you for your support for my condition
>>685754747
you deserve it, you fat piece of shit
>>685754747
>>685754790
I second this.
>>685754747
yes i am. you're just getting too fat for me babe.
>>685754719
you can see them if you happen meet her and convince her to show you. she lives in california, happy hunting.
sry m8
>>685754790
Gtfo white knight beta max
when i was a kid i was bullied a lot (i was an unpopular girl). on omegle i got a lot of attention and i did a lot of disgusting things there to keep the attention. some things involving my dog.
>>685754627
also, just fyi, she is on bc so we rarely use a condom. sadly i didnt get to take her v.
>>685754821
Femanons are awesome. You should never be afraid to state you are such. :D
>>685754509
Alright well, fine. You're a God damn faggot and a disgrace to dominance because of said faggotry. When hiroshima and nagasaki were bombed a great sigh of relief could be heard because they died before your jizz form reached the womb, which consequently was helped into your mother's egg by a rogue band of sperms that were so beta faggot they were fucking cannibals but only after they agreed on it.
i have phimosis
>>685754862
>>685754841
>>685754822
>>685754790
moment a 'woman' you all pretend you actually care
>>685754916
top kek.
neckbeard fantasy detected.
>the dog bit just stretched the credibility too much faggot.
>>685754916
I'm going to need the age this happened and what you did in a lot more detail anon.
>>685754638
Alright I'll confess. I'm actually arin hanson. I'm just salty because he left now I'm stuck with that faggot no one likes.
>>685752332
anon, i do not have her or that dog. shhhhhhhhh.
>>685754868
Holy fuck you paranoid shit. Litterally giving me all the information but the titties. I dont care who the fuck she or you is. Just want the titties.
>>685755024
so yourself?
>>685754991
>implying any of this shit is true.
>implying my comment has any substance behind it.
>implying...
>>685754986
common,but show pics
>>685754991
I always actually care.
>I Haz Feelz
>>685745493
WHY IS THIS STUPID FUCKING TUMBLR PICTURE POSTED EVERY TIME
>>685755002
pick a body part and i'll timestamp with it
>>685755021
14-15
>>685754986
kek
>foreskin masterrace
>>685754942
Kek'd
>>685754942
I have sex with guys. I like to dominate them.
What's your point.
You think I can't/don't what? Or what is the issue? Sorry, explain your dribble once again.
That, or bring your ass over here and ill break it in for you sweetie, you sound all pent up and adorable.
My mom has a coworker who she has been good friends with for a while. This friend is an Indian woman in her late 30's. I have a foot fetish and I love her feet. Even though she is 5'9", she wears a size 11 and has very long and slender feet. She's always been friendly with me, trying to act like she was someone who I could share things with that my mother wouldn't get. At times I also found her to be flirtatious.
Eventually she asked me if I had any kinks or fetishes (I am 20 btw) because she always saw me looking at her feet. I admitted it and ever since she has let me indulge in my fetish with her. When her son (who is 16) goes to his father's house and she is home alone, she invites me over to worship and play with her feet. She said that she is not comfortable with doing anything more than feet with me however. It is still awesome though. My favorite thing to do with her is to get under her blankets at night and lay at the end of the bed sideways while she rests her bare soles on me like a footwarmer. Sometimes she also ties me up while we are doing this to add an extra layer of kink. I really love the fact that I am close to the same age as her son and that she is almost like a mother figure to me, makes it even kinkier.
>>685755139
tits of course
and you gave the age but not the detail.
>>685745493
You fags ready for a lengthy one?
>be me
> be 13
>have slight sev mast fetish
>get first girl friend
>be slight beta fag and let her chose the pacing of the relationship (don't start kissing her until she kissed me once)
>one day get invited to her house
>go over
>come in
>parents not home
>colsweats.mp3
>we decide to watch you tube for a bit
>she leans in closer and closer
>she kisses neck
>almost panic
>But get into it
>start just rubbing boobs
>stop
>look at her
>look around
>grab near by extension cord
>tell her to whip me because I've been bad
>she kicks me out of house
>she's never told anyone
>and we haven't talked since
>mfw
>>685755139
>pick a body part
the back of your neck.
>>685755066
Google: big tits.
Make sure you have safe search turned off.
Enjoy.
I think i legit be losing my mind
>been really depressed lately lost job little to no money no friends to turn to for help etc
>been having trouble sleeping
>finally go to sleep
>wake up from having nightmares every thirty minutes
>whole body feels like it fell asleep
>start crawling around the floor like some exorcist shit because i cant walk
>finally go back to sleep
>next night
>3 fucking AM
>neighbor play some eerie ass almost satanic music
>look through my window and look in their house
>see what looks like two giant ass crows sitting at a table
>nope the fuck out stay awake all night
this happend a couple nights ago everything has been normal since, i dont want to get help because im afraid they'll lock me up and say im crazy
I know none of this is real and its just my mind but fuck man im afraid to sleep every time i do i feel like i might not wake up. BTW im in control of my body and would never ever hurt someone so dont worry.
>>685755066
you're not the only person with access to this thread, amazingly enough
not posting the titties, or any of the better shit
>>685755267
why not the left butcheek from a 60° angle?
>>685755320
>>685755358
Record for proof and post on /x/.
>>685755358
They won't lock you up, they'll put you on anti-psychotics.
>>685755358
In control. >for now.
the youngest I have fucked was 20 years younger than me, and the oldest I have fucked was 16 year older than me.
i was in my teens with the oldest.
My friends all think i'm straight, and just super unlucky with girls.
I'm actually bi, er, possibly bi. I don't actually know. I really just don't care anymore, and don't really find anyone attractive now. I've had an awful track record in terms of relationships, (girls in particular.. shit, they can be fucking crazy.) ...and at this point I really don't care what I end up with so long as it allows me to pretend I'm happy.
Of course, I'd never tell them that, that would be crazy.
>>685755424
DSLs.jpg
>>685755448
not bad advice. Recording that shit at least lets you rewatch it the next day to see whether you're fucking insane or not.
I love to watch porn and fap together with other guys... while i am Straight.
>>685755401
you fucking said ANY body part, and now you back out?
what kind of a satanic tease are you?
please deliver.
>>685745493
I actually enjoy talking to all the assholes who come here. Even if I get degraded and insulted for being a Jew. I fucking love you guys.
>>685755184
You called me sweetie yet you dominate? Sissy's punk. You just met rapenstein and you haven't the slightest clue. You think domination is assless chaps and a fucking riding crop don't you? Faggot. Probably hollowed out coconuts and tapped them together while running into the arms of lady men, to make the familiar clippity clop sound of happily prancing ponies in the halls of your high school, whose team mascot was the wayward gaybird you fucking weiner wielding warrior
>>685755594
fuck off you dirty jew
>>685755541
Why do you use the word straight if it's not entirely accurate?
You would do better just not labeling yourself it seems.
i lost my virginity to one my mother's ex-boyfriends when I was 12.
>spoiler: im a man.
>>685755551
that wasn't me
>>685755267
give me a minute
>>685755227
i let my dog mount me doggy style, and let him lick me with me on a chair with my knees up and jam on my pussy
>>685755533
Considering no such thing has ever been caught on tape, the easy money is on crazy.
>>685745493
I was in a car crash that left me with erectile dysfunction for three months. During the last month, I had to ask a close friend of mine to help my girlfriend get off sexually.
>>685755661
That's kinda hot, green text?
>>685755661
>>685755632
>>685755710
Even you, you big faggot.
>>685755551
not me faggot, you got the wrong "girl"
>>685755520
>>685755624
I actually thing none of these things. You're projecting. Again. And again and again and again.
Where's the rage coming from? Maybe you should just suck a dick. Seems like you'd like it. Sweetie.
>>685745493
My wife and I have been together 8 years (but married only for 2). We haven't had sex in 3 years. Technically, our marriage is invalid because it has never been consummated. We love each other fiercely, but I don't find her sexually attractive. I think of her as my best friend, or someone I am responsible for. I wish she would find a man she could go to and have her sexual needs taken care of, but without developing any emotional bonds with him. I wish I could have the same arrangement with a woman.
>>685755785
The man in this pic looks completely emotionally drained.
>>685755677
if your name is christine, that was hot as fuck and that's nothing to be ashamed of. I'd watch again.
if you're not, I guess rest assured you're not the only one. Also post tits.
I cheated on my 20 year old girlfriend wit my 32 year old boss
>>685755716
cuck
>>685755829
You would be too easy to rape. You would be terrified. You don't know the meaning of dominance until you don't need a safeword.
>>685755785
Took on an obvious potato for wife, get a resultant outcrop of potato kids.
Didn't see that one coming
>>685745493
i lost my virginity in kindergarten, my penis was suddenly covered in blood so i panicked and never talked to her again, thinking back about her cute littly pussy lets blood flow into my dick and im uncomfortable with that
>>685753437
>2 hours straight while watching MJ tribute vids
>After she left I pulled up my pants
Took you long enough to cover up.
But the real enigma is why anyone cried over MJ.
>>685754939
HA!
Ha ha ha ha! Good fucking joke annon.
>>685755974
Lot of wordy words coming out of your bullshit hole today.
Nothing shows dominance like trying to argue gayness with an anonymous gay man on the internet
I'm banging a fourteen year old.
>>685754228
wew lad u're edgy. Such a gangster. 16 chixx, 11-30 and killed puppy.
m8 u're livin for the edge
>>685756204
doesn't that make it difficult to type?
>>685756204
Pics, motherfucker.
Share the pizza.
>>685755914
qg?
NEW BREAD!!
>>685756279
>>685756279
>>685756279
>>685756279
I'm 36
first fuck when I was 14 she was 16.
Fucked my first whore when I was 15, someone paid thinking I was still a virgin, got pissed off when I told him I was wasn't after I got my free fuck.
After that I have fucked probably a few hundred prostitutes, over 20 trans and a few dudes.
I prefer women but like to have fun with cocks too.
My favourite thing is hanging out in swing clubs and fuck couples.
I think I'm addicted to sex...
>>685756286
nope. nice try A.
>>685756277
Nice dubs and I would if she'd let me take photos...
>>685755742
its kinda gay but ok.
>be me.
>he babysits me.
>molested me since 9.
>be given stuff (money, trips, clothes) to let him do things to me.
>mostly just rub his dick on my ass and cum.
>but he'd always try to put it in anyways.
>fast forward >>>
>be 12.
>start getting horny and having sexual feelings.
>fapping on my own regularly.
>actually get aroused from him trying to penetrate me one time i was at his house.
>finally let him without protesting.
>dick finally goes in.
>but it hurts my anus.
>feels like i need to poop.
>about to tell him to take it out.
>he cums.
>didnt have to tell him to take it out after all.
>still horny though.
>settle for bj.
>came but no cum came out.
>didnt actually cum till I was 13.
>kinda gay now.
>but just for dick.
>i dont like men or boys.
>just the dick.
>again, just the dick.
>no homo.
>>685756337
That means it IS you!! I'm not the dog girl but Kik me?
>>685756440
last time I kikked you you didn't even send tits, no deal
I've lost all attraction to actual women because of past experiences with them but I'm still attracted to anime girls. Its gotten to the point where I feel I'm in love with my waifu and have sent the company that made her many marriage proposals, none of which have been answered. My family thinks I'm gay because I haven't had a girlfriend in years. I just go along with it because it's easier than explaining to them that I'm in love with an anime girl.
>>6857522828
I sent you the contact information so we could discuss it.
>>685756500
I'm sure it's you...
>>685756558
I sent you the contact information so we could discuss it to your email
>>685755785
its unethical and immoral to give birth these human like creatures.
least we can do now is to kill or sterile all of them so these things can no longer procreate.
>>685756565
you're mildly delusional, more than a few things you're sure are true are not.
>>685749470
dont do it! let your thoughts out to us
>>685756679
I miss you
>>685756558
I too like to discuss contact information. I find the zip codes and the @-symbol to be the most interesting aspects.
>>685756809
you're barking up the wrong tree.
If you want to contact him just email him.
>>685756368
Dammit...
>>685756871
What's your e-mail address?
>>685756930
you seriously dont even know his email?
I'm not the one fangirling over a sociopath and even I have his email.
>>685757034
Can you please post it?
