ask an ausfag anything
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ask an ausfag anything
>>685719602
Why should I ask you anything?
>>685719602
When's the barber gonna finish that bird's nest?
>>685719602
What is that tall black thing behind you?
>>685719602
your head is MASSIVE
put a funnel web spider in your rectum
Catch a venimous snake and jam it up your ass faggot
Why don't you get a haircut and a job? No wonder your country is shit and gets zero respeck.
Do you ever eat at Outback? Thanks for inventing cheese fries fam.
all dat hair and still a 5head
>>685720937
hahaha, okay mate. I'm a student and work at maccas. Hey we have a strong economy and our media and government isn't fucking our ass.
>>685720965
it's okay man, I love cheese chips.
>>685720965
and i live on the coast dude
>>685719602
how have you survived this long
>>685721342
Ohhhhhohoho boy you are so wrong.
>>685720965
dude that shit is gross
why are all you americanfags so hurt? sad you aren't good looking and have beautiful women who aren't fat feminist? Here we laugh at you, we even have a tv show dedicated on your bullshit media, it's fucking hilarious. Go shoot up a school.
>>685721568
Prove me how?
Btw I went to LA once and everyone has the shittest personality? What's with the uptightness and sookiness up there?
Do you ever import video games that were banned in aus?
>>685722571
nice gif, yeah man. The latest Mortal Kombat was a big deal here.
Our government is always banning cool shit.
>>685719602
what part of aust?
hey whats with all the long hair jokes? is america that much of a shithole you can't even chose what hairstyle you like? most guys here have long hair
>>685722040
Fellow ausfag here
Your an autistic ignorant cunt, thats your proof faggot
>>685723311
most ferals*
fixed that for ya
Is your name luke ? You look like a Luke
whats it like to still buy boys size clothing?
>>685722976
thanks. that's a shame, at least you guys can drink out in public legally. (U.S. can't)
>>685723035
qld coolangatta
>>685719602
Why are you such a shitcunt
>>685723533
We can? haha
>>685723417
you lameass fucking townie
>>685723493
Thanks anon i almost had to flop my nuts out and stand up for australian men but u did it first
>>685723498
nah dawg
they sell kangaroo meat in supermarkets?
>>685723559
I'm at Nerang
can I come down and smoke all your weed?
>>685723533
This is why the world says america is dumb
>>685723417
Calling me ignorant? You just called me autistic dude? You are not an ausfag btw.
you are from the us, i can see et
>>685723704
Lol townie??? Please kys before someone else does the world a favor
>>685723311
the longest common hairstyle you'll find in the usa is probably a beiber. long hair on guys is associated with stoners and crazy people here.
>>685719602
How do you get your hair like that
>>685723920
Ok how do i prove im australian?
Give us a fuckn ciggie ya fuckin boong
>>685724079
sleep all day
>>685723967
Fuck off south australia
>>685724245
Western australia faggot
I like aussies sept this heroin jelly cancer
>>685723787
Yeah man. Expensive as fuck, although the best meat you could ever eat.
>>685723787
yes
its fucking gamey though
mix it up in a stew with some lamb though and its good
>>685724329
hahahahaha, yuck
>>685724143
Definitely not like that you wanker.
>>685724453
just shoot yer own the fukrs are like rats eh mate
>>685724186
see that one hurt, im full time student and work on the weekends. i get no sleep
>>685724550
Lol k
>>685719602
If you were in Vic I would drive and meet you and smoke a bowl, after that id cave your head in and leave you.
>>685724329
nothing but abbos and south Africans in WA
which are you?
>>685724658
fuck off anon, no one likes you, ya cooked cunt and stop saying you're australian, it's fucking annoying
What are the australian regional stereotypes?
>>685724750
Come to the Mornington Peninsula and run your mouth, cunt.
But after the bowl ofc.
>>685724750
do it cunt, haha!
I bet you are some weird fat cunt I bullied in highschool and still do better with my life after it.
Victoria? haha another townie
>>685724875
give address.
>>685724867
bogans, abos and faggots like me apparently
>>685724651
you'd think a full time student would look smart and not like he has a destiny to one day hold a door
>>685724964
post yours man! I'm coming down to vic on the long weekend anyway.
this pussy dont weigh 90 lbs soaking wet....kek
>>685724931
I'm fat but my forearm is probably as this as your quad, id snap your little stick body and spin you around with your girl hair. they'd fuck your ass harder than you dad did in jail kid.
>>685724931
I doubt you bullied him in high school if you aren't from Victoria. Or are you... a townie?
>>685725084
Maybe? But I don't live in the usa, my fucking family doctor has long hair and his doing good, so I don't know man
>>685719602
dang man. you're hot
extra internets if you aren't a narcissist or something
>>685725196
Haha! You faggot you fuck men.
Just for that I'd let you have a go, I'm the closest you might ever get to a girl.
>>685725140
show me a pic of you
>>685725333
haha, im not, i just act hard on the internet
>>685725535
It's pretty fun
>>685725454
Might want to read it again, kid.
>>685722040
It's because there are areas anywhere in the US and outside that have that type of general capriciousness to the residents. You can go down south to Louisiana and you'll still get loads of families who instill their children with all kinds of maligned shit. LA has to have some of the worst though
>>685721851
They're probably just ugly or they don't care about waking up for school in the morning
>>685725520
I'm not a dumb cunt?
If you want to fight me, show me your address.
lol what you gonna do reverse image a pic? I'm not an american and waste time on fb and all that other revolting shit
is the beer in aus any good?
>>685725535
I mean the OP picture. Guy has a demi-god's facial structure
>>685725627
Why? I feel bad for the fat cunt, gotta give him a bone, plus ive never been fucked by a dude, could be fun?
>>685725719
6 mcgaffins rd wodonga, 3690
lets go kid
>>685725305
I didn't mention your hair
I allured that you look stupid
>>685725814
that's me, dude. I don't lie on the internet, just act hard.
Why the fuck are my taxes keeping you alive? Go get a job you useless cunt.
>>685719602
Awwwww You'so cute and little. Do you only bottom or what?
>>685725894
YOU WENT TO WODONGA MIDDLE COLLEGE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH YOU ARE A UGLY FAT CUNT
>>685725888
well, you read what he wrote wrong, he said he would spin you around by your hair, and that if you were in jail, that they would fuck your ass harder than your dad did. thats what i got from it.
>>685725906
>he allured
>>685726006
>didn't mention that one bit
how very.... "hard" and australian of you
>>685725894
IS YOUR NAME NIDIO
BECUASE IM FUCKING YOUR EX
>>685726020
fucken agree mate.
>>685725805
not really
>>685719602
you're beautiful but you probably smell
>>685726109
Nope, But make sure you come meet me though kid. As you say, you're hard on the internet, so an easy fight.
Why is Mornington such a shit hole? I grew up in Carrum Downs and we'd always go to Bay and I literally never had a good time.
>>685726166
I'm white.So no... lol.
>>685726270
people who have the ability to align their hair and clothing styles, who are also attractive generally don't have the amount of time it takes to stink
>>685726164
well gayed faggot
>>685726166
your name is nidio and your family is portuguese and you fucked jailbait even though you are almost 30 also
you are also a painter
im going to fucking ruin your ugly sports car
>>685726491
sure kid
>>685726402
thanks for explaining it home dog
>>685726619
you're whalecum
>>685726505
Would i give my real address? No. I live close to that addres however. But i guess if this 'Nidio' guy lives there go pay him a visit. But im close.
>>685722040
You went to a big city with almost no middle class,what did you expect? That's what you'd find in a city like that regardless of the country. Plus going to a tourist town once doesn't qualify you to know the culture of America, maybe just the surface of LA. Although I like your hair.
>>685726619
>>685726402
all it takes is bad hygiene my buds
>>685726505
btw thanks for telling me your address, were you scared when you nearly got imprisoned for statutory rape. be scared cunt, your going to die ahha
>>685726347
top kek
would you care if trump got elected? (I'm scared he might win.)
>>685719602
ARE YOU AN ARTIST
>>685726505
confirmed this is nidio
>>685719602
Why do Aussies shitpost so much? Is that how you all talk to each other IRL?
>>685725305
>>685726826
No dude, I'm a writer.
>>685726772
refer to >>685726706
>>685726597
not a problem gramps
>>685726819
if you can't do well on hard times, you have no business doing well on good times
- hindu proverb
>>685726766
yeah, LA aint that nice of a place. especially the goddamn freeways.
>>685726916
i know it's not his address fuckwit, but that dude lives near there.
>>685726862
Honestly, this little guy (OP) is the growing cancer of Australia, so we are just fucking with him before he grows up and fucks up everything anyway. EZ
>>685727033
skipped gears there son
>>685726903
ARE YOU ON HENTAI FOUNDRY
>>685727099
Oh congrats. So what does that have to do with anything?
Do you live near the blue mountains?
>>685727267
justice obv. don't try to understand it's only for people who can think deeply
>>685727035
May you live in interesting times.
- chinese curse
>>685727368
You have to think deeply about the concept of justice? Fuck. No wonder you work at Mcdonalds.
>>685727379
och aye
>>685727267
I assume it is the same guy (Nidio) btw (assumed to faggot pedo nido) im not dumb? why would i go by myself? I can't wait to watch you bleed on the street. I love to fight
>>685727191
they have gears in the nursing home digger?
>>685727475
well justice is a complex issue. and thank you
>>685727516
lol
>why would i go by myself?
this guy is tough, with friends.
>>685719602
sup cunt
>>685719602
who are you voting for this year?
Ho[spoiler]ldthe[/spoiler]d[spoiler]o[/spoiler]or
Do you even lift, /b/ro?
>>685727516
long weekend anon, you will wish you never have been such fuckwit. I'll check back with you guys with images of this guy, ill screencap this as proof. bye bye guys this faggot is out (op)
>>685727627
Have another cone, kid.
>>685727534
sure kid
>>685727673
probs is an abbo, needs a tribe of cuzinz behind him
>>685727739
thank fuck you are leaVING AND THIS THREAD CAN FINALY FUCKING DIE. CANCER.
>>685727824
Aboriginals aren't that tough once you get through their 2 layers of skull.
>>685724453
if you think kangaroo is expensive, and the best best meat you can get, you are retarded as shit,
Kangaroo is nice, but gamey as fuck and it's not expensive
>>685727824
pretty fucking hot abbo if that's the case
>>685727824
nah, i just love bashing autistic cunts in groups.
Youre cute.
Send me a pic touching your nose....and I'll get back at ya :D
-femanon [email protected]
>>685724750
postcode?
>>685727809
your not my real grand father
>>685727980
Sorry, I rather irl women, fuck off somewhere else.
>>685727949
>nah, i just love bashing autistic cunts in groups.
such a tough kid. probably has to put his hair into a ponytail aswell. OP is a fucking idiot.
The most you could probably do is hurt your own feelings, little daisy flower.
>>685727835
Why don't just fucking leave the thread gaycunt?
>>685727940
try buying from a restaurant as opposed to from a huntah, off the barbie mate
>>685725888
trips cunt
>>685728173
mate why you responding to yaselv
>>685725333
oi? checked
>>685728199
from a restaurant anything can be expensive, you can go to like any butcher and buy it and cook it yourself and it's hardly more than beef
>>685728184
stiring the pot
>>685728173
I wish I could man? I'm living to well good, I'm good looking, vagina is easy and I get a break off school so I can go fuck up some random faggot off the internet and then post a webm and pics of me doing it on here.
okay im going, ill be back after the queens bday
>>685719602
I own an Argus monitor, do you have any interest in goanna's? I live in California and there are lots of screwed up laws here too. Mexicans are the equivalent to your Aboriginals, though our countries both killed off the indigenous people!
>>685728292
hes replying to somone else? lol wtf are you on about
>>685728199
down at woollies its cheaper than beef
>>685728226
ahh, I have relatives in Yackandandah
>>685728449
i love all reptiles man, but i gotta go.
>>685728378
lmao
>>685728480
yacks nice and quiet.
>>685728479
yeah coles too, I get it a couple times a fortnight but it's nothing crazy.
>>685728560
you'll find out
>>685719602
Gain 50 pounds, work out a bit, dye your hair brown again and youd be smokin surfer good looking
>>685728613
too quiet for me, nothing to do. They own a bit of land up there so they do a bit of farming
>>685728696
me?
>>685728614
where are you from? its expensive in coolangatta
>>685721342
australian here, you are absolutely wrong on so many levels.
>>685727743
>>685728708
ahh yep, i stalk deer out there on occasion, only reason for me going there.
>>685728703
i dont dye my hair? and i surf and im already quite fucking fit, don't give me advice.
>>685728829
tep kok
>>685728774
just out of frankston
>>685728838
it's nice to visit, i wouldnt stay
>>685728962
>>685728962
YEAH MAN, DONT GIVE ADVICE, HE GOT IT GOOD AT MACCAS BRUH
>>685724750
Come to dandenong station cunt.
Yours truly, Apex
>>685729076
i stay for lunch at a bakery after a shoot. thats about it. im 26, your relos around my age?
>>685729147
What does that have to do with anything? His trying to imply I need to change my appearance?
>>685729261
lol what for?
>>685726819
that is literally one of the current biggest threats to our economy. People do not realise how fucked up it is that trump has gone this far and the possible implications.
Ausfag here.
Don't be so butthurt when americunts have a crack at Australia. You have successfully made us look like softcocks.
PEAC EOUT
>>685729034
Well, the guy said "give him another cone and I thought, hey, why not.
>>685729319
NAH MAN I GOT YOU, YOU KEEP DOING YOURS BRUH, US FAGS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER. TRYING TO PUT DOWN THE LGBT COMMUNITY. NAH UHHH SISTER, I GOT US.
>>685729319
>his trying
>his
It's he's mate, as in, he is/has.
>>685729438
heeeey thats pretty gooood
>>685729532
MATE HES TRYING HARD GIVE HER A BREAK./
>>685719602
If Osha, from Game of Thrones, had a little brother, it'd be you.
>R.I.P. Osha
>>685727379
No
-Rosa Parks
>>685719602
Why do people automatically associate grapefruit knives with
autism? I have a vast shitstain collection, mostly Asian and
rasin turds which seem to be the main tissues, and I don't
scream the fact that this makes me automatic. I'm a virgo, yes,
but enemas actually make me MORE likely to get flaccid. I have
had countless siezures with cute, cute horses in my stables
about the horsebutts I have smelled I have been able to
freak to women for the first hour because they want to know about my
stupid Prius, or my latest Booboo handled cocaine habit. I dream of
meltinga girl called anus so I can say ''I own a Prius butt I want
a cute anus'', that is when I will lose my fuel injection. But I'm
not automatically acting like a cunt to these piss bottles to use as
often as I can. I have many friends who drink it.
