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Best of /b/
>>685701676
he didn't really inject it, he just put some of it on his wrist.
>>685701676
That was disturbing af
Rip
>>685701676
Only the beat for my /b/ros
>>685702048
>this belongs on a best of 4chan one day
That day has come m8s
>>685702048
jesus christ.
not /b/ but its gold.
This is the best day of /b/ for me, i was the 447000000 post.
>>685703191
You fucking wasted it.
>>685703614
i snickered
Post the catfishman pls
>>685704297
fag
>>685703018
...he was weirdly close to where they found bin Laden.
>>685704931
proven sameday to be not the guy
>>685705223
i know but my OG pic got lost on a harddrive.
and I live very close to this murder too.
>>685705103
he Knew.
>>685704211
oh god i'm crying
>>685702920
KEK
ill dump I guess
>>685707294
top kek
>>685702841
Shit i was in that thread
Many sides were launched into orbit
>>685707635
oops double post
>>685707716
found this one my self
>>685701676
Story? What was that blue stuff?
>>685707512
My side's
>>685707865
Apparently it was glow stick fluid he injected into his arm and died from cardiac arrest
>>685706425
this is actually horrifying. I refuse to believe it's real.
>>685702048
What is that old man reaction image originally from
>>685702841
i thought this was a gentleman's fetish, how could such a brutish boore who doesn't even secure the secrecy of it all have it?
>>685702841
Why do autists say mother instead of "my mom" on the internet
>>685708253
download image, crop it, upload to google image search, dont ask stupid questions, nigger
>>685705429
I feel like that can't possibly be real, that's almost 200 bucks of acid
>>685705874
>>685706100
My sides have transcended physical form. Got any more of these?
>>685708810
you tip your hat for your "mother"
>>685708378
>guoro
>gentlemen's fetish
couldnt be any farther from the truth. I came across this fetish briefly but realized how fucked up it was and dropped it.
>>685705429
17? He must have gone to hell and beyond
>>685708253
'Hey arnold'?
>>685703614
Kek. Fedora shadow is shopped, really wishing that was in the original though.
>>685707294
Oh fuck my sides.
>>685709277
Nonsense, it's all about appreciating the finer things in life. Anyone can be a savage and eat ass or fuck someone's face, but busting a nut at the sight of the intestines, the blood and knives going through soft skin is an acquired taste.
>>685705874
Thw rest i get, but what's this about applauding at moving vehicles?
>>685703191
No you weren't
>>685704211
This shit had me in tears, thank you anon
>>685708810
'cause we're not all obese beta amerifats.
>>685707777
>>685704931
oh man, i was there for that thread, i'm a washington local so when i saw that I was pumped. saw it later on the news. this was my first 'real' experience with the people of 4chan that do this kind of stuff.
>>685707716
Naho Hazuki
>>685708253
Because I love you. It's jigglebilly from aqua teen hunger force.
>>685711521
fuck off
This is some truly shameful shit
>going to reddit, seeing a thread of the "creepiest" 4chan threads, and then coming back to 4chan to post them.
>>685706100
Do Americans actually applaud when their planes land?
>>685703614
This is one of the most reposted, effective trolls I've seen in a while.
>>685709723
Can you like...prove it?
>>685712025
American here. Yes.
>>685712025
Only the dumb ones
>>685712025
They're thankful to be on the ground rather than inside a building.
>>685711764
kek
>>685712025
American here as well. Most Southwest flights, yes. The more expensive the airline, the less likely it happens, I think. But then again, I usually fly in and out of Tennessee or Georgia, so that could be part of the retardation.
>>685712190
2 second Google search.
>>685712190
being in the fucking thread is proof enough
>>685712025
I've never had it happen. But ive definitely heard of it more than once. So it might be a thing.
>>685712626
Don't think the airline matters.
>>685712832
>>685712025
I have never seen it happen, and I have traveled on the cheapest of airlines.
>>685708999
Zozzled
>>685704211
good fucking god Im dying
thanks anon
also, chcekd
>>685712908
>>685708999
thats just annoying to read keep it down with the edits checked btw
>>685713174
>>685705874
he's never been to Europe
airport security is even worse
>>685712025
Yes So Does Canada
>>685709277
Only way i like it is with candy gore
>>685713416
>>685712025
I've never encountered it personally, but it depends on how rough the flight was, and how happy people are to be safe on the ground again I'd wager.
If at any point I feared for my safety, I'd probably celebrate my loving reunion with Terra Firma too.
>>685713465
god damned, first genuine lul I got outta this thread
>>685711764
WE HAVE A CAFETERIA?!
>>685712908
>forgot how to shake hands
>>685702620
Who wadda thought
>>685706425
such obvious face manipulation, funny as hell.
Never forget
>>685709012
how much is acid where you live? and where do you live? i get it for 4 a hit.
>>685714823
i remember that thread
>>685701804
Good question
>>685709012
I've done 12 at once and I wasn't too bad
>>685707399
HAHAHAHA
>>685707735
How in the fuck are you people reading these?
>>685713763
What like the gingerbread man torture scene from shrek?
>>685707778
>>685715475
click the image to expand it newfag
>>685715475
zoom in?
>>685714292
that's pretty good
>>685714657
>forcey fun time
>>685715832
>>685716256
I'm new here, what qualifies as "Best of"?
>>685708999
I was in that thread, obviously i votez for Hitler's book
>>685702620
This is fucking gold.
>>685712025
I have never ever seen this. Ive probably taken 30 flights or so.
>>685712025
From the ole retarded south and I haven't had it happen.
>>685714770
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>685711559
My man!
>>685716564
Lurk moar faggit.
>>685716462
>>685712832
I miss ID's
>>685714770
this is what made me lel.
>>685701804
its safe, they inject this stuff for surgery i think
>>685717310
While it did eliminate a bunch of samefaggotry, it brought a lot of other faggotry with it. Fags gonna fag, anon.
>>685717469
>>685710853
he probably was. Unless he's a retard, only soemone who was a get would be proud of such a shitty get.
>>685717843
Faggotry like what?
>>685704211
Holy fucking shit im fucking crying, thanks for that man thats fuckin amazing.
>>685703191
furfag
>>685718058
>If your ID contains X, then Y.
The concept had potential, but the Y was always dumb as shit. Plus those threads were more prominent than banana in YLYL threads.
>>685717986
>>685711957
>You went to reddit
>>685717049
She does nothing but boring shit sadly.
>>685708253
ATHF
that is all the hints you get.
>>685718335
then again, you could always play spot the newfag by making a post, deleting it, then making another post in the same thread "predicting" what your ID would be.
>>685706100
>hamburger music
>>685708999
this was my contribution
>>685719007
>>685715475
click the image you mong <3
>>685717261
I mean, you spend half the game as a wolf, so it's a necessary distinction. You could be getting your handy while canine.
>>685714770
HAHAHAHA
>>685702048
Woke my fucking flatmates up with this one.
>what
>>685715475
Dude, i >>685715475
fucking know you click on them..FFS.
Its still like really difficult to read.
>>685719315
>you spend half the game as a wolf,
I don't think he was referring to Link.
>>685719952
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
>>685710563
Americans clap at everything. It's insane. I was in Palm Springs on vacation and they started clapping IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING MOVIE!
>>685707716
Laughed way to fucking hard
>>685719969
>>685719952
click the filename, then press Alt+F4
>>685720294
was it a big seen? I saw that happen in the final Harry Potter movie when Bellatrix Lestrange was killed, but that's the only time I saw that happen.
This thread is gold i lost muy shit al night reading this
btw somebody has the crows war history?
>>685711614
Actually a really interesting quote at the top. Free will is war. Doesn't seem to be something that's been said, but it should've been.
>>685717986
overated
>>685707294
I'm dying.
>>685718227
SOmeone Say fur?
>>685716296
oh my sweet lord
>>685712025
Taken a lot of flights. A few people clapped after a really really rough landing once. Seemed almost sarcastic though, like "Wow great job nearing slamming us into the ground."
Never had it happen otherwise. We do all tip the pilot as we walk out though, that's just custom. Generally +-15% of whatever your ticket cost.
>>685720642
It was that new Jurassic movie. The water dinosaur killed the mutant dinosaur or whatever. I thought the movie was overrated.
>>685720216
well the front fell off
>>685718437
He probably went cuz the thread is better than this one
>>685715475
Click on the actual file name to open it in a new tab.
If you click the image it gets bigger, but click image filename makes it expandable even more.
>>685721072
Thank you sir
>>685707778
Well you just posted CP MOODDDSSS
>>685710256
My sides! They orbit mars!
>>685721700
This is really fucking good.
>>685705874
This is oldie but goodie
>tip every passenger for letting me solo
Still gets me
>>685716564
Cat goddess always qualifies.
>>685702841
I was in that thread. OP wasn't the one that posted that image, that shit's fake
>>685702920
The magic of the internet.
Where's the one of the guy who fucked himself a couple days ago? I know one of you has the webm
>>685719301
Whats the reply? It never shows it.
Check out this guy from /agdg/ who's literally making one of the most comprehensive loli breeding simulators of all time
>>685722091
Top kek
Also checked
>>685719789
that last hindu post is probaly a good explantion for why the ghost in my room would stop stealing my sheets in the middle of the night, not like i gave a shit about me being in its special room
atleast thats the only thing i had to deal with, it wasnt until left the house that it started to fuck with my parents and sibling
>>685720596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yJuQa4AQ_A
Screencapped this a while ago
I know format is a shit
>>685722771
ninety percent of these stories are made up anyway, does it matter?
>>685710256
>corgis and swans
Kek
>>685710672
Spit my drink all over my monitor.
thanks anon.
>>685719191
If I were to explain /b/ to someone, this would do it justice
>>685715475
I'm on mobile I click the image and zoom in
>>685712025
The Americans that applaud are only the ones that are stupid, aren't on business, or only do it because others do. I shit you not, I have ended friendships over applauding on a plane.
>>685725860
I might just starve because I think I lost my appetite forever
>>685720294
I have been American for my whole life and have not experienced this. Only appropriate clapping times, an award ceremony, at funerals, when I park the car, I clap after I'm rung up at the grocery store, the clerk claps after I pay. It's really not a lot of clapping.
>>685714971
it's probably 25i not LSD then
>>685725860
>10 feet worm inside
kek
>>685708253
Gravity Falls.
>>685727287
the fuck is this shit
My greatest triumph
>>685723313
Did this ever get a release?
>>685717078
Shit still makes me lel
>>685727620
why black it off
>>685704211
Juicy Joseph killed me
>>685727287
Unreadable
>>685711764
That cuts deep sense moot left. much kek
>>685729645
>tablet
Actually commit suicide, faggot.
>>685728040
So I could post it to a facebook group i was in, but my dumbass forgot to save a copy
>>685730105
did he chop some off?
>>685729980
Fuck you Anon I tablet cos easier to watch porn in bed
>>685722479
"bon apetit, wanna fuck?"
SIDES HAVE IMPLODED
>>685714090
underrated kek
>>685730250
Indeed
>>685730554
Also this.
>>685730990
fuck dude
>>685707399
This feels a lot older than 3 months ago, my sense of time is getting worse.
>>685730250
>>685704211
I just spit out my mountain dew faggot!
>>685715475
Go fuck yourself
>>685723313
this is really impressive
>>685714823
gold
>>685712025
American here. Flown probably 20 times. Never head anyone clap. About half of the passengers will thank the pilot on the way off the plane, because it's polite.
From the rest of the replies, it sounds like a retarded southern thing.
>>685704211
i wonder if elon musk can launch his rockets to mars now, i need my sides back
>>685731016
Read no worries, left expanded, scrolling back up page see it again.... Dry reach.
I think my mind subconsciously preps for what I will see here, but if not prepared....
>>685732076
Brother lives in US moved there from AU.
Plane landed he said everyone applauded, refuses to fly in America now because of this
>>685732076
I've never understood why people are expected to say thank you to people doing their job, they get paid. That is there thanks. I've worked in numerous customer service jobs and couldn't of give a fuck if the customer said thanks.
>>685732506
>refuses to fly in America now because of this
>from AU
GOOD
>>685732506
He also refuses to tip people for doing their fucking job
>>685732567
because its fucking POLITE, ffs.
>>685732776
I'd actually say it's pretty rude to thank airline workers. thanking them implies you thought they might fail, which would end up killing everyone on board. That's pretty rude to tell them you came onto the plane not sure you were going to make it.
>>685733045
only some one that autistic would over think it that much.
>>685719577
You shouldn't fuck your flatmates. Shitting where you eat and that.
>>685733144
then again we are on /b/ of course
>>685701676
Fake and gay.
>>685733045
I used to thank their air hostess when I flew economy for free piss reserved for business class
>>685708999
I was in this thread.
I said the script for birth of a nation
>>685733389
Pastad already /b/ro
>>685727620
The people that told him, and the person that did it... they're all human garbage.
>>685703018
Nioce
>>685712025
Yeah i do, most other people on the plane too.
>>685708810
Because they like to pretend that they're big boys who don't need their mommies
Does anyone want to hear a story?
I have been up for over 2 hours laughing my ass off. Send help
>>685708253
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ATHF The jiggler
>>685704211
kek. This is fucking gold.
>>685732567
>they get paid. That is there thanks.
I guess I come from a civilized society where good manners are appreciated. It's pretty sad that you have so little appreciation for all the people that make your lifestyle possible.
>>685734381
cry moar
>>685734505
>>685734632
newfag detected lol
