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YLYL thread? YLYL thread
>>685665781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
>>685665781
https://youtu.be/dGrRpUVdeYA
>>685665912
wat game is that
>>685667728
newfag alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-AmJlEJRLg
>>685667728
Plague Inc.
WHOS THAT POKEMON
>>685667931
>>685667820
ur mother sucks dick in hell
>>685665781
Sad i fucking love Paul -_-
>>685668101
>>685668156
pikachu
>>685668101
>>685668239
ITS PIKACHU YOU UGLY NIGGER
>>685667994
almost got me
>>685667107
There he is
>There he goes
>>685669489
>There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
anyone got the webm of the retard stabbing his leg?
>>685669855
>Cool dubs
How did you do it?
>>685669591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txlj0fXtAQU
>>685669591
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>>685665781
Original is funnier.
>>685667489
how could I lose to this...
>>685667195
Jesus fucking christ
>>685670484
Dopey bitch.
http://mirror.ninja/ql10
>>685668156
Billy the sex offender
>>685667107
i think this picture is really i really had to laugh
>>685670841
>imnotgonnaclickthatshitnigga.jpg
>>685667728
plague inc
>>685670484
>women
>>685670841
It's just some shit video
>>685672815
Sure Jan
>>685672815
Already replied, copycatting bitch.
>>685672815
Uh oh
>>685672815
get cancer spamming faggot
https://youtu.be/W6cb3vgZlT0
>>685672815
Bagina
Löl
>>685665781
Kek
>>685671183
Forcedmeme.exe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
>>685672815
fuck off
>>685672815
alrdy did in other thread
>>685673553
Geil
Gekeked
>>685672815
fuck you
>>685666973
What movie is this from? I know it's edited but like the actual movie
>>685668028
lost
>>685674685
Superman.
>>685672815
fuck you
>>685673528
More pls
Old one but a good one.
>>685672815
Why's this everywhere
>>685674213
Yeah and you crossed the road to fuck the chicken.
>>685672815
ok mang
>>685672815
why risk it
did u know you can beat mario64 by crawling only?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwtN_LhkAw
>>685672815
kys
>>685672815
bagingo
>>685665912
>>685672815
Im a 27 year old virgin.
>>685672815
>>685672815
bazoimples
>>685672815
My mother is working a night shift today
>>685667107
lost
>>685672815
Plez no;_;
>>685672815
dddd
>>685672815
feelsbadman
>>685672815
not gonna take that risk
>>685672815
dfas
>>685672815
guaranteed replies
>>685672815
Whew...love my Mommy.
>>685672815
Cancer
>>685672815
Nooooooo
>>685672815
yo ufucker
>>685672815
Derp
>>685672815
fuck you
>>685669306
Well played faggot
>>685672815
fuck you
>>685672815
ARGHHHHH
>>685672815
no prob
>>685672815
fuck you, faggot. if you don't come visit my house in 5 minutes, you get testicular cancer
>>685667893
does this look like a cringe thread?
>>685668298
The bombs were fat MAN and LITTLE boy you ignorant swine
>>685672815
Posting
>>685672815
thrj
>>685668028
I don't get it.
>>685669576
Shit I'm going to hell for laughing at that
>>685672815
nigger
>>685677160
>via 9gag
you know what to do
>>685672815
>>685672815
Tranny
>>685672815
The replies on this kek
>>685670748
>>685671578
It's literally all the dude if you look carefully
>Pushes boat out cos he was impatient
>Causes girl no.2 to fall in the water
>Guy puts his beer on the ground before helping girl no.1
>Spills beer
>Helps up girl no.1
>Holds onto her hand a little too long when going to help girl no.2 causing her to lose balance (thats the reason she falls in, look carefully retard)
>Goes to help girl no.2
>Steps on her hand
>Watches girl no.1 fall in
Niggers loving the police
>>685672815
You are an awful person
>>685672815
pls shdeldor
dont hurt mama
>>685672815
Im actually scared
>>685672815
this is completely irrational and fuck you for making me reply
>>685672815
plsno
>>685672815
nop
>>685672815
faggot
>>685672815
fuck off
>>685672815
Niggers
>>685668028
lost
>>685675891
lost
>>685672815
nigga
>>685679076
newfag
>>685667489
Flushing stuff gives me control
>>685672815
you edgy mother fucker
we had a space program just earlier
>>685672815
>>685665912
You see, it is clear you are a liberal, because slander and libel are only tools you cunts have.
>>685670953
>Holy fucking kek my sides are fine.
>>685669121
>Better version
>>685672815
ok dang
>>685672815
please
fuck you for uploading OP image to pictureswap
>>685669266
I wish the 12 year olds posting this faggotry could be banned.
nothing makes me lose anymore
>>685672815
fag
>>685681444
checked
>>685672815
fuck you butcg
>>685672815
Sure thing!
>>685672815
Bump
>>685672815
fug ;DDDDDDDD
>>685672815
Bazooper
>>685665781
the best one is the dolpin that gets its dick sucked by a small fish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1dQ5IgaoW0
>>685670091
Lost
>>685672815
thank god i opened the picture
>>685672815
This can't be real.. just to be safe though..
>>685673553
ich hoff hofer schaffts morgen noch
>>685672815
bleeze no xDxDxD
>>685681517
how bout dis /b/ro?
>>685681875
>dat filename
kys
>>685672815
this got way too much traction
>>685672815
I hate these
>>685672815
Nigger
>>685672815
dont joke about that shit nigga
>>685672815
rip
>>685672815
hrllo
>>685672815
Boxing match
>>685677160
>engeneering
should have taken English, you thick cunt.
>>685665912
hurr durr racist nazis hey do you like socialism and wasn't the communists great guys trol ol lol lol capitalism is evil because like if noone has the opportunity to improve then everyone will be equally shit like me
>>685682134
Bump
>>685672815
suck a festering bell-end, you nasty little cunt.
>>685672815
This is what ocd is. And I have it.
>>685672815
dont
>>685674685
its from superman you moron
>>685681096
Brofist. So cannot wait until the God Emperor makes these bitch homos implode. Literally, the shittiest generation in the history of the US.
>>685672815
Oh shit
>>685665781
So gay to start. Kill yourself and CHECK EM.
>>685672815
is this for real
>>685667107
I really, really, really like this image.
>>685672815
fuck you
>>685672815
I'm already depressed. I don't need this
>>685672815
Zimzamzum
>>685672815
MOMMMMMEEE
>>685667893
As I see a connection between this shit tier bimbo comedy and an increase in recent feminazi shitposting I am going to go ahead and downvote your video
>>685672815
Scum
>>685681896
made me blow more air out of my nose than usual
thanks for trying tho buddy
>>685672815
shit
>>685672815
and agian
>>685672815
>>685672815
rhoihgiorheogerg
>>685672815
Mama mia
>>685670421
Impressive
>>685672815
ok, here is your reply
>>685672815
mama no
>>685672815
Bazooper
>>685672815
Bulgaria
>>685667489
God damn it...
>>685672815
Just in case...
hey guys! I didnt reply to that post last time and my moms fine! Hes a liar!!!
>>685672815
Fuck youu
>>685672815
Plz no
>>685672815
inhale penis
>>685672815
>>685672815
okay
>>685683635
Others, like me, aren't so fortunate.
>>685672815
Boy no
>>685672815
Kek
pls no
>>685672815
posting some funny greentext shit here
>be me
>be a soldier
>we have to stand in front of our building every morning at 7:30 am
>"he" stands there too
>im in the second line hes in the third
>for some reason he has a bread in his hand
>i start smiling "dis gun be good"
>he sees me smiling
>suddenly he goes dead serious in his facial expression
>he move the bread in his hand and starts to make wooof woof noises like a dog (without moving his mouth btw)
>i lol so hard
>the captain whos talking in front of everyone stops taking for a sec and raises an eyebrow
>he continues
>more woof woof noises
>he starts to hold the bread in his hand and pets it
>he says things like: whos a good boy?? OH yes youre a good boy TO HIS FUCKING BREAD
>>685684029
cont
>at this point my sides already left the base
>the officer in front of us starts to be courious
>we lol all hard but have to hide it
>then the officer says: alright men now follow your orders, all seargeants to me report!!!
>at this fucking moment the clownguy starts shaking his bread and making AARRFFARRFF ROAWARRFARRRFGRRRRRRR!!!!
>he makes it fucking loud
>he screams: OH FUCK IT BITES ME!!!! MY DOG BITES ME HELP!!!!
>he drops on the floor raises his hand in front of him with the bread
>he continues to make the angry dog noises
>he gets dragged and pulled by the fucking bread towards our building (seriously i dont know how he did it it looked soo fucking real)
>he gets pulled faster and faster towards the glass entry door (metal frame glassdoor)
>he jumps, makes a sick sommersault crashes against the glass, breaks it enters the building gets pulld up the stairs and makes still angry dog noises
>he goes into his room and locks the door
>we all laugh like hell my sides went already to mars
>the officer has a breakdown because he cant bring discipline into our unit
>later i knock a clownguy ´s door
>open plz clownguy its me cpl. anon
>he opens the door sits in front of his tv eating bread asks me what the fuck was all the noise and laughing
>im dying again
>>685684093
other story about clownguy:
>be me
>be at some combat live safer training
>we do all this first aid shit and saline solution to the veins and stuff
>for some reason (clownguy told some idiot officer hes a paramedic (hes not)) clownguy is our instructor that day
>we are in a special forces support unit so we are high professional dickheads
>our captain told us to take this shit seriously because a general is going to visit our base and inspecting shit (its the only time officers behave like something matters because they get the punishment if something goes wrong)
>at that day is inspection day
>we are in the basement windows covered
>we have to do first aid in total darkness
>we have to find the veins by making a hole in a pack of knik lights, then moving it over the arm and look for the veins that they create a shadow.
>i fuck it up several times my buddy starts bleeding
>clownguy says: its okay just go on
>>685670981
Lost
>>685672815
fuck you
>>685672815
ZANZIBAR!
-Sheldor Coupé
>>685667893
Fucking kill yourself please
Like seriously, do me a huge favor and die.
>>685684159
cont
>my buddy is in a sleeping bag that he doesnt get cold (for the first aid realistics shit)
>i missed the vein like 4 times and my buddy soaked the sleeping bag with his blood
>clownguy is the only one with nightvision goggles
>clownguy says to my buddy: hey man you have something in your face let me remove it for you
>then he says to me: hey man you have something in your face let me remove it for you
>he does that several times saying some moths are flying around here and sitting in our faces
>we believe him because he can see and we cant
>we hear some talking outside the door
>we hear: yes general all is fine down here see?? all the fire extinguishers are at their places
>we realise the captain out us today in the basement because that we dont do any shit in front of the general
>clownguys screams at the force of thousand suns: WE ARE HERE CAPTAIN!!!!
>the general says: whos there?? and what are you doing here??
>clownguy shouts: its bravo squad we do some medic shit
>general says: okay let me take a look at this
>he opens the door and turns on the light
>his facial expression is.......lets say he looks surprised
>captain comes in: screams at the top of his lungs: YOU FUCKING RETARDS WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT
>the general says: captain, we need to talk where is your office??
>they leave
>wat.exe
>i look at my buddy
>clownguy took his blood and painted him a curled mustache and some stupis shit arouns the eyes
>i look in a mirror
>hitlerbeard
>fuckingclownguy
captain had to pay 3000 bucks as punishment and no day off for one year
>>685672815
i <3 mommy
>>685681063
i was in this thread
op really did deliver that time
>>685672815
fucks
>>685679501
Fuck, lost.
Not what I was expecting.
>>685672815
ugh
>>685672815
not tonight
>>685672815
Pls no
>>685672815
Hjjj
>>685672815
your mother will die if you wont reply to this
>>685672815
FUCK
this thread does not deliver. at all
>>685683862
GRAND DAD!?
>>685672815
Fuck you.
>>685672815
Boingonga
>>685677160
>>685677160
9faggot
>>685684270
so funny...
>>685674685
BvS
>>685672815
no your mother will die
>>685672815
Fag
>>685676220
Well I will have to watch this later
>>685672815
asdsa
>>685676905
>your own post
>your own unfunny post
>>685672815
fag
>>685670918
I still remember him
>>685672815
mom plz no
what this thread has become
>>685672815
nei
>>685672815
>>685672815
aaaa
>>685672815
Well, fuck that shit.
Not going to risk it.
>>685672815
Fuck your mother
>>685672815
Reply!
>>685672815
o fk
>>685672815
Pls no
>>685672815
beedingo
>>685685064
I've seen this many times now but no one could provide an actual story to this
>>685682134
nihuya
>>685672815
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggit
>>685672815
biotch
>>685672815
neiin
>>685672815
fuck yourself nigger
>>685672815
fuck u
>>685672815
have to
>>685672815
Fug
>>685677160
You did good boy
>>685685396
Yeah jesus. Be careful not to step on a fucking crack or you'll break your mommas back you morons.
>>685672815
Fook rite'off me mum m8
>>685672815
fuck u
>>685672815
Shes safe
