Beta/Cringe thread
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Beta/Cringe thread
Dont mind me just enjoying this thread
>>685665216
this guy is the most alpha person in the world wtf are you talking about. He'd probably kick your ass in chess
These threads are no fun for me, they make me so fucking nervous
>>685665216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKjkwzThg5c
>>685665216
I dunno he kinda won me over with the "don't ignore me you rancid swine" line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZGCD6SzfRM
>>685666681
Austrian here. Can confirm its spelled Australia.
>>685667120
Not checked
>>685666877
wasted dubs on this shit.
>>685666062
Wish i could see the rest of the conversation
round 2
OH BABY A TRIPLE
>>685667398
Ohhhh okay
WORST. BETA/CRINGE THREAD.
you faggots are cringier with all your checkems and non funny shit that what's being posted.
>>685667269
Making love to burritos, if that's cringe then i am cringe
Look at my quads
>>685665216
https://youtu.be/dGrRpUVdeYA
>>685667683
Faggot
>>685667683
Check em
I hope my texts with girls don't end up on here one day, they probably have
>>685667986
>685667986
Look at my BALLZ
>>685668021
Pamperchu?
>>685667640
Fuuuuuckkkiiiinnggggg kek
>omega hoverhand of the gods
get
>>685667878
Is that rwj?
>>685668153
Pls post some.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i-DWOcbwrY
>>685666062
Jesus christ
>>685667398
gday mayt, austrayan ere, ken confam is spelt 'Straya
>>685665216
>don't ignore me you rancid swine
Gets me every fucking time
>>685667269
I just skimmed through so many of that guy's videos.
Dude... that guy has a few screws loose, but damn he's going with the flow
>>685666064
I see what you did there
>>685666681
>>685667640
Kek the fabled triple hover hand. The legends were true.
>>685668585
Deleted all of them
444 rolling
>>685667640
this just makes me sad because it's cancelled..
>>685668276
Cut deeper faggot
>>685669446
close call ..ill roll for satan trips in a bit
>>685669070
He's so chill, he works 1 day a week at wendys and enjoying life more than me that's for sure.
>>685669546
rolling for 666
>>685669446
/b/ demands you cut off your left nut for this blasphemy.
>>685668593
I can't believe this autist is still around, I remember seeing him 8 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9THX5JhmdiQ
>>685669606
damn
>>685667640
moar hands hovering
cringe thread? time to dump
>>685667683
>>685665670
Piss off you furry fucker twat.
>>685665273
Never cringed this hard in my life
>>685669712
>Actually kind of awesome
>you wish you were that good at anything
>>685667449
Its proven fake, the guy was just kidding and they are really close friends. too bad I lost the rest of the conversation pics
>>685666062
holy fucking shit dude is right.
>>685669912
good job m8
>>685667640
obviously intentional
>>685666062
GOT DAYUUUUM...more like this please
>>685667640
Autism confirmed. Unable to detect satire
>>685669712
Alpha AF. OP is jealous
>>685669621
she's not fat though
>>685668276
Kek
>>685670100
Do I post the picture of the beta fag holding it?
>>685670120
I would fuck her if she shaved that armpit hair
>>685669712
good job, what an awesome grandpa
>>685669621
This is how to alpha
>>685668688
too long didn't read lol
>>685670537
That would have made more sense
>>685669712
Where's the cringe?
>>685665340
ouch, poor guy
>>685667341
at least he's trying not to be fat
>>685670120
Looks like a fat Ann frank
>>685670708
that aint alpha..thats just being a little cunt
check'em
trips
>>685670409
ahhh I remember JNCO jeans.. what a time to be alive
>>685670899
>>685670443
That can't be real. It can't.
>>685667341
What is wrong here? He did a strongman run?
>>685668732
are you from new zealand?
>>685671067
>If you're not giving me money you're not my friend
>pic related
>>685671119
Seems like bait
>>685667404
404'ed
>>685669712
That looks really nice.
>>685668276
>no words, only cuts from my limbs
didn't know this was a ylyl. where's the banana spam?
>>685669942
>frackerd
get
>>685670445
>>685670513
>>685670573
>>685670611
>>685670659
>>685670723
>>685670776
>>685670832
>>685670955
>>685670995
>>685671043
>>685671101
>>685671141
>>685671177
>>685671214
do your "job", shitty janitors
bump with more sjw cringe
>>685669072
Toon?
>>685667462
he looks a lot like someone I know, any hints on where this is from?
>>685671493
>>685670205
I love the idea that these women apparently think we're just going to let them kill us.
One stiff punch to the jaw would destroy her whole worldview
>>685670008
I kinda like this one tho, if I had a fat gf id rather her have this kind of attitude and loud style to distract from the whale flubber
>>685671766
> dubs face
>>685669912
You just had to fucking call him out and fuck up this thread you bastard
>>685668688
all of the keks
>also checked dubs
>>685672108
Is it bad I don't even know the gender of that Orc
>>685666681
Pretty sure this is a joke.
>>685672231
Alpha af
>>685670897
>gw2
he deserves it all
>>685668153
Fuck it.
>>685666355
is he in a closet?
>>685672380
FUCKING BLADE LOTUS
see ya cunts
>>685668206
go back to /pol/
>>685670330
What is it with feminazis and that god damn fish mouth they all have?
>>685668021
That dude should brush his teeth
>>685672380
Is this shit real?
>>685668688
Both cringe, ylyl, and dubs. Nice.
>>685672380
'I am always the center of attention when wearing [my fedora].'
Nah bro that can't be real
>>685672435
Sleep tight, pupper
>>685668276
Based Dad standing in the way of sons faggot phase. He should be so fucking lucky the little cunt.
>>685673303
Somebody took this picture for him.
>>685670443
I cant explain how retarded this is
>>685671561
Northern MI
>>685673303
That cigarette is not lit
>>685666355
This is the definition of cringe
Also checked
>>685666355
too far for simple mortals...
>>685673587
You will notice the smoke coming out of it tho ;_;
>>685670899
what the fuck is 20 questions?
>>685669584
>Glasses
>Overbite
>No chin
>Weak jaw
>Overweight.
This guy needs to get out of the Gene Pool.
>>685669712
fuck thats a god tier grandpa
>>685669946
>oh haha
>>685670840
"Goth weekend"
>>685669712
Gramps is alpha as fuck
>>685666062
The only cringe is this old shit that gets posted in the same Shitty cringe thread every day
>>685666355
Where is the cringe?
>>685670409
holy fucking shit thats tight
>>685668276
Father of the decade.
>>685669621
>mfw this is not cringe
>this is certified alpha as fuck
>>685670897
if you feel sorry for him you are also beta
>>685666355
I never got this. What's the story? Also checked.
>>685673303
>balding at 14
>chink
Forever a fag.
>>685669894
I have no clue how to read these. Is that tumblr? Which comment do I read first?
rolling 555
>>685667640
trips check'd
>>685672435
Jokes on you, My mother's already dead
>>685672047
Thats some old OG shit right here
>>685672435
doggo
>>685669942
For a limey he can't speak 'the Queens English' very well.
>>685672435
Shiiet cant risk need my tendies
>>685674087
I always lose to this guy :(
>>685674442
I do agree its design is kinda whack, but from top to bottom is clearly how you read it.
This fresh pussy-slayer
>>685674759
fek off, he is fabulous
>>685665273
>i main annie
I want to beat this fuckers head in
>>685673447
*Holds up spork*
>>685672435
This shit again.
>>685669830
>down with cis
>up with cholesterol
>>685666355
What is so cringy about this?
>>685671517
newcastle?
>>685669712
pretty badass tbh fam
>>685665216
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>685674410
There never was anything to get my friend, there never was anything to get
>>685671608
It's called autism, cringelord.
>>685673303
How the fuck did 22 people like this?
>>685669912
>>685670205
I'd rather call it ''I'm all for fat acceptance and I'm proud of being fat but I still wear a corset''
>>685667341
How is this cringey? It's just a fat guy whose completed something that none of you fat guys will ever complete.
>>685675480
Yeah, I saw Walker and figured that could easy be a Geordie conversation.
>>685669712
That rifle looks badass.
>>685672981
>What is it with feminazis and that god damn fish mouth they all have?
i'm wondering if the mental defect they have is caused by a physical genetic deformation
>>685665273
ultimate
>>685673024
>That dude should brush his teeth
and stop shitting himself
>>685667269
Check out this dudes latest.
Got to him choosing good weed over good pussy.
"Your sativa ain't gunna complain when you go smoke Indica with a homie"
Hahaha 10/10 subbed
>>685672435
love mom too much - can't risk it
>>685669712
How is that cringe? It's kind of cool and my grandpa's an asshole and never did shit for me, like his grandpa took a interest
when u fuck ponies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk5VKqou7Ko
>>685673757
Mark Cherry?
>>685669712
Now I miss my grandpa, he used to make weapons for me too, and then he died
>>685675874
not op, but cool to see another geordie on here
>>685673906
>This guy needs to get out of the Gene Pool.
oh, i think there's no real worry about that
>>685665273
>lol haha
>lol haha
>lol haha
>lol haha
>...
>>685670263
>also, dont add this to your fetish blog.
>>685674987
rip kiddo
>>685669980
I'm not even half way down this page and I'm to overloaded with cringe to fathom this, can someone explain this to me?
>>685675412
It's just an asshole spamming this pic in every thread
>>685676182
I'm not actually a Geordie, I've just lived here a couple years.
At least I'm not a Mackem eh?
>>685672989
I mean, this looks like a groom and his groomsmen, so even if it's cringe, he's still better than you.
>>685671812
So you wish for a redneck or a feminist girlfat? Good choice mate, why not combine all three qualities for a lovely combination?
>>685675890
Or vice versa
>>685667398
No, you're a nigger
>>685670904
Maybe he should try not being a smelly neckbeard
>>685665216
>rancid swine
>>685672435
>>685675939
Oh yeah, almost forgot. That too
>>685676699
>said the /b/tard
>>685675302
Poor bastard.
>>685671715
>I am not trans phobic because I'd rather be with a natural woman
>If I find that out I won't be able to stop picturing it and it will bother me.
>That does not make me phobic of anything.
That's pretty much the definition of a phobia.
>>685672435
this is 3rd thread, fucking seriously
>>685667640
Nope, is just fake.
>>685672435
oh shit waddup
>>685676182
None of those guys but good to see the geordies out.
>>685675810
Cosigned
Someone post the she said yes photo
>>685676416
how the fuck do you create these other thumbnail-picture-than-real-picture-images?
(Sorry, I'm retarded)
>>685665670
Furry cuck kill yourself rat fucker
>>685667398
Heast Euda!
>>685669712
Well sir, this is actually some cool shit, for real.
>>685669980
wow, what does she see in that gook?
>>685672435
>>685677104
Noooo, he just has a really impulsive imagination. He isn't transphobic, that'd be bad! Tee hee!
>>685676416
>>685677289
Seconding this
>>685665273
oh haha
>>685677431
That's legitimately the funniest image I've seen on /b/ in years.
>>685672435
I BELIEVE.
>>685672435
Posting
>>685669712
Can i buy it?
>>685673447
Pretty sure this is satire
>>685666666
>>685670409
those older japanese IBANEZ RGs play like crazy tho, great axe
>>685677427
It's a fake account.
He's either being catfished or he's trying to make it look like he has a girlfriend.
>>685672435
memrrmrmrm
>>685677289
meme magic
>>685668206
Cringe FUCk
>>685674987
I like how her profile picture is of her and another dude of the same outfit
>>685674759
thats a chick
>>685677104
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phobia
A phobia is when something gives you some kinda hardcore fear/anxiety, you faggot.
Preferring to be with a biological woman versus a transwoman is not transphobic.
>>685667269
He looks like a fat Armada from the smash scene.
>>685670020
someone's been readin RedPill
top kek
>>685672435
what
>>685665670
You're fucking contributing.
