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I found this in a field while I was walking home. What is it?

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I found this in a field while I was walking home.
What is it?
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>>685664137
it's a knife YOU DIP.

Ppl sell these in those street shops on holidays.
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looks like a Sikh Kirpan, decorative symbolic knife that Sikh's carry around... thanks R.E.
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Looks like a jambiya
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>>685664137
The first key to the prophecy. That's what you've found, anon
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I've never seen a butt plug that fancy. Lucky.
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>>685664462
can confirm, definitely jambalaya
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I think It's a knife
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>>685664137
found it in a field? either you are a hero in the makeing or your about to be the victim of a terriable curse
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>>685664137
OP, does it feel heavy to you, like heavier than normal? Please respond ASAP
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>>685664305
Confirmed.

It's a knife.
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That knife is fucking fancy!
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>>685664137
Something that was likely in the grasp of an autist moments before you uncovered it.
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Looks like carpet
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>>685664472
Op u are the chosen one, quest to find the 8 holy runes
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>>685664137
Ooooh, it's you, the hero of the prophecy! You wield the legendary knife of Sihael! You are destined to bring peace to this world
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>>685664648

Not too heavy, yet it is moderately heavy.
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It looks like tomato soup
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>>685664318
This, that's what it is for sure. Someone might be really looking for that anon
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>>685664137
Looks like a spoon
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>>685664137
It is a sign that it is dangerous out there and you should take it with you.
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>>685665028
Fucking mudslime gtfo
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>>685664137
Yes that is a pussy repellent op. Shoulda come with a fedora did you see one with it?
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>>685664305
>>685664318
>>685664462
>>685664472
>>685664568
>>685664669
>>685664682
fucking retards, it's obviously not a knife. It doesn't even have a blade
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>>685664870
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>>685665272
This. I'd say it's closer to a finger box than to a knife.
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>>685665272
and have you tried like... unsheething it?
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Here it is unsheathed.
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>>685665272
Yeah man looks more like a gun to me.
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>>685665272
>>685665728
BTFO
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>>685664631
or both
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>>685665099
Does it feel as though you should tickle people with it?
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>>685665728
Congratulations you have Aids.
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You're all autistic I've seen this a million times before.

It's a bike.
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>>685665728
It's mustard gas.
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Insert pointy end into urethra and push... I think it's some kind of urological endoscopy thingy.
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Letter opener
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A knife, dumbass
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>>685665272
This anon is right
Thats obviously a dragon dildo
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>>685665728
its a nice ornament to the mancave but its just a mass produced piece of microwave equipment, now if it were handmade and the wood soaked in blood for ritual stuff then it would be a hell of a mancave ornament
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>>685664978
kek
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Here's the bottom of the handle.
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It's a dagger from the Middle East, probably from Yemen by the looks of it, but similar things can be found in Turkey and other Middle Eastern nations.
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>>685666481
Of course
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>>685666614
doesn't look like a jambiya, could be a kirpan but the shape is a little off.

It's either a cheap piece of shit or commonplace. Take it to an antiquities dealer or something.
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it was the dagger used to kill Jehovah, trow it away NOW
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>>685665728
>op is like 14
Abannoan fread
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It's a letter opener you fucking autist
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It's one of those gay knives you hear about these days.
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>>685664137
kirpan

Sikh dagger.

return it to the local gurdwara or hand it to any elderly sikh member of your community.

do the right thing anon.
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It's practically a fucking toy. Look at that button on the handle.
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>>685664318
this
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>>685664318
So has the Sikh who lost this thing shamed himself, his family, and his god now that he has lost it?
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>>685665728
is that from CS:GO. The knife looks ugly as fuuck!
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>>685668829
btw. Worst game ever made
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>>685664137
A dildo
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It's worth millions bro. Saw it on Leverage.
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It's a cheap remake of a middle eastern knife. The wood is a dead giveaway
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>>685669094
My non duds say dildo
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>>685664137
Everything is a dildo if you brave enough!
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>>685669388
My dubs confirm dildo
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>>685664137
i think it's a dog
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>>685665272
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>>685669499
My double dubs in a row says you must use said dildo and then kill yourself
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>>685664137
Stay outta thu FIELD....
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>>685666614
PUT UR DICK IN IT, PUSSY YOU WONT
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>>685669702
lmfao that's not bait you dip
it's clearly not a knife
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>>685664318
>>685664137
might have been used in a murder.

either dispose of that knife or give it to the police.
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>>685664462
This guy is right. Decorative knife worn by middle eastern men
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>>685665728

Unsheathe it in the middle of a field on the next full moon.
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>>685665728
you lucky cunt
10/10 find
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>>685664137
Prostate stimulation tool.
1. Remove stimulator from cover
2. Insert stimulator into anus until prostate is reached
3. ???
4. Begin stimulation
5. Profit
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>>685671113
Sikhs are from India you stupid fuck, not the middle east.
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>>685671444
Trips wouldn't lie to you OP. Do it.
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>>685671444
This guy knows what's up.
>also trips
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>>685664462
This guy is right. Decorative knife worn by middle eastern men>>685671726
I was confirming the jambiya, not the sikh thing. Look it up
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>>685664137
Where the fuck do you live that, that is found in a field. A field of sand in fucking bum fuck middle east?
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