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Welcome to the first ever B.N.S.P (Broke Nigga Space Program)

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Welcome to the first ever B.N.S.P (Broke Nigga Space Program) test flight. We have aquired a dead baby goose and are in the process of sending this brave astronaut into the deep depths of space. Would you like to know more?
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Yes pls
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Our astronaut has been cryogenicly frozen in our test labs for about a week now. We are now in the process of starting everything.
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>>685661699
bump for interest
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>>685662383
Please tell me you have a gopro and space balloon.
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op will never deliver
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>>685662666
satan trips speaks it
must be done
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>>685662666 Check out these dubs
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>>685662976
nigger those are trips
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omg yes
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>>685661699
checked
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>>685663029
dont say nigger
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>>685663356
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>685663421
IM 200 PERCENT NIGGER
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>>685663356
or would you prefer ROODY-POO
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>>685663536
Say poo poo head my mom got a profanity filter
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>>685663711
Okay, but these are dubs so you have to tie a note to him saying hi to the frog.
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THIS IS NOW A NIGGER HATE THREAD, LETS GO FAGGOTS
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>>685663933
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN BUT TRIPS WILL RISE
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>>685663933
your dubs determined THAT was a lie
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>>685661699
I want to believe.
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>>685664080
i want to believe that those extra x files series will ome out.
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>>685664080
believe my child
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>>685663500
>underrated
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UPDATE: we have now aquired means of space travel and are on our way to the launch site.
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>>685664208
>implying a goose will fly with only these balloons
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>>685664208
please deliver
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>>685664208
its happening
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>>685664208
dont 404
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>>685664208
UPDATE; we have arrived at the launch side and equipped the bird with state of the art equipment, this is the moment we've been waiting for.
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>>685665137
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>>685665137
Stream it
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We are a non-profit organization and are funded by peoples intrest. Help this goose fulfill its dream of space travel.
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>>685665269
make me
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>>685665235
yes
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>>685665565
Please :3
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Send duck duck to Mars niggers
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>>685665235
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>>685665235
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Put sharpie in its pooper or OP is mechanigger
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>>685665565
i don't make trash, i make sweet sugary love to it
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UPDATE: PREPARING FOR LAUNCH


GODSPEED
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>>685666332
Oh god, this picture is priceless...
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>>685666332
Look at all those autists
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>>685666332
OP, you're ugly and all your friends have autism. Guess that means you're one of us.
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>>685666424
exactly, not because of the space program but
BECAUSE ALL THESE FAT FUCKS WANTED TO BE FAMOUS ON /b/ AHAHAHHA
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>>685666332
What a bunch. Jesus.
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>>685666549
ikr, haha those faces !
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>>685666332
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i jsut want double satan trips, but i guess i should be a dick to you so i earn em
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>>685666688
quad dubs
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>>685665235
needs more tin foil
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>>685666332
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Bump for interest
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Ground control to major Tom
Start the engine OP come on
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>>685663536
Its a different world now. They will never understand
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>>685666332
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>>685667434
UPDATE; uploading video to youtube for maximum viewing
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>>685666688
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bumping for pics of OP falling in lake
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>>685666688
>>685666849
same boi
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>>685667548
>nice
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>>685667548
Make this world a better place
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>>685667548
Make a scrap book and show your inbred family
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>>685667548

good goy
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This Will go down in history
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>>685667548

Get
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>>685667786
>>685667900
>>685667763
>>685667734
SOON
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>>685667548
If only.
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>>685667548
We gotta link this shit on SpaceXs site or something this is a true breakthrough in necro-astronomy
>also, dubs
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>>685668178
UPDATE https://youtu.be/zznerY8bh8U
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>>685668311

Bye bye little nigger

Great thread
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>>685668311
somebody cap this thread, post to leddit.
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>>685668311
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>>685661699
today OP was not a faggot
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>>685668534
nigger wtf
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>>685668311
Holy fuck op where did you find that autistic music
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>>685668311
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>>685668311
RIP.
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>>685668311
I thought it was an impostor. I'm sorry I ever doubted you. God speed.
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>>685668311
That was beautiful.
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>>685668311
Rip birdie :'(
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Good thread in all but still not as good as the last thread when this happened but you tried
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From the sky it came, to the sky it has gone.
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>>685668311

Good, now I will award you with "SoftlyGaloshes" nudes!
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>>685669067
Is this really her nudes?
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>>685668311
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Thank you for being apart of the first ever Broke Nigga Space Program test flight. We currently have our top engineer's working around the clock in hopes to have the means of dead hooker space travel. We'll be back
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>>685669067
holy shit her ASMR is my favorite always thought she was super hot thanks anon ur great
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>>685669229
Probably not, image search it.
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>>685669460
stop the derailment
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/b/ space program has seen a tidbit of a hiatus, but this looks promising!


Do it for science OP!
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>>685661699
You dumb nigger you forgot his helmet. Goddamn it man!!!
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>>685669688
>>685668311
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>>685669229
no it isnt
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>>685669587
Make me PHAGGOT
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>>685669727
Our funding is very little. Cutbacks had to be made.
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>>685663500
I DONT DRINK BEER

I DRINK MALT LIQOUR!
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>>685669770
whatever good enough for me i have a great imagination
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>>685669229
>>685669460
>>685669587
>>685669395
Nigga I got like 100plus pics of all ASMR'tist either lewd or nude. GTFO or help bump this great day of gooselaunch with images of these lovely ladies!
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>>685669727
helmets?
where we're going we don't need helmets
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>>685669369
I support your program.
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>>685669897
belongs to holocauster on motherless
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>>685669883
>myfuckingsides

Stahp!! Hehehe or I'm gonna play the song agaib
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>>685669900
dumpp
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>>685669900

Good Ol' cummies on her face too!
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>>685666332
Want nudes of the blond qt!!
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we need more things for the space program there are so many worlds to explore
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>>685669900
Big ass breast omfg
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>>685669900
Forgot who ASMR this was!
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Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loa3pnk7Dnc
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>>685670179
MUTANT!BEGONE IN THE NAME OF OUR GOD EMPEROR!!! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
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>>685670322
>>685670253
>>685670166
>>685669900
>>685669067
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>>685668311
Not bad, but I can tell you and your friends are redditors. I've seen too many of your kind.
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>>685670446
I know you are but what am I
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>>685670612
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>>685670444
Get hard as fuck my friend, blow that load to this goddess! Imagine that coconut juice is your cum she is drinking!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loa3pnk7Dnc
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>>685670444
Here is FASTasmr for you man, appreciate it.
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>>685670680
>>685670322
>>685670253
>>685670166
>>685669900
>>685669067
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQGghTFlso
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>>685670679
Where did you find this picture of me! Take this down immediately before I finish my burger. Nomnomnomnomnom
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>>685663356
Hello, nigger. Is that a stolen cell phone you're posting from?
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>>685670809
where the hell do you get pics like that
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>>685670809
any more of softy? shes my favorite listen to it every night to fall asleep better
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>>685670969
yes anon where did you get them
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>>685671022
What the fuck is going on ?????¿¿¿¿
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>>685668311
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>>685671162
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>>685670425
Underrated.
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>>685670809
Bumping with Olivia Kissper's Blowjob Video.

http://www.deglia90 . com/olivia-kissper- asmr-deepthroat-multiple- cumshots/
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>>685671330
*reddit
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>>685671267
Tell me what's going on or I'm gonna live stream shitting my pants while singing good bye horses. I mean it mister
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>>685670809
cp mobs mods help
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This is what a good thread looks like.
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someone screencap this
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>>685671409
Where on reddit?
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>>685669900
DianaDew used to do Fart porn, I have some videos but I am on the way to do some errands. I have a lot of pics and photos ranging from MISSasmr, asmrkitten, krissy and more. Lmao, too easy to fetch.
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>>685666332
Damn, looks like special ed is out for the summer.
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>>685663421
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>>685671783
done
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>>685672134
GentleWispering's ass OH YEAH!
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>>685672134
do you have any heatherfeather or anymore gentlewhisper?
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>>685669067
more of her? i cant remember where ive seen this before.
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>>685672324
Nigger.
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>>685672436
no u
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>>685672339
Guess which ASMR'tist this is guys! :)
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>>685666332
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>>685669900
Hungry lips is cancer though, everyvid got her tits out sadly.
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>>685672496
Butter face
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>>685672134

Little more Diana 4 u
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>>685668311
Our brave little astronaut got his first and last flight. God speech chap and good luck!
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>>685668311
You will be remembered in the anals of history
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>>685672324
Nigger
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>>685673855
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>>685670166
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>>685672324
nigger
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>>685676870
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>>685668311
I'M AS FREE AS A BIRD NOW
AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE
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that's as much effort as i'm willing to put into this
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