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Hello you niggers, i want to kill myself from this depressing

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Hello you niggers, i want to kill myself from this depressing and miserable life, trips get my bank information and paypal acc.

Good luck plebs
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Is that legal?
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>>685657520
Probably not, but let's give it a go!
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>>685657332
Roll
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Haha nigger
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b8 but lets try
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I say nay
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DEUS VULT TRIPS
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Allahu akbar
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Stop, your life is precious!
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AEKs ARE NOT A CRIME
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Lets do this boyzz
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rall
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niggers
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Roll
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llor
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>>685657332
Listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o31JeavXCK4
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Nigg u wot?
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asss
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Bring me the money
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Rolllllling
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ayy lmao roll
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>>685657332

OP, there's an easy way out.

drugs.

take a dose of mushrooms + ecstasy.

you'll feel AMAZING.


also, rolling for your stuff.
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roooooollllll
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Roll. Livestream.
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woho
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>>685657332
dont kill self faggot, maybe this video will make you feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
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Gimme
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rolling 4 ur shit
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>>685658880
>>685658818
>>685658800
the fuck is going on here
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Triceratops
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Rollton noodles
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>>685658800

dubs for truth

trips for your shit.
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Goggit
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U WOT CHAP?
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Give me my money, pussyass
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cen i hav bank acc pls b0ss?
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rolllll
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333
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Bait but ill roll
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rollllling
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Potato
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bait but imma roll
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Eyo trips pl0x
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Common 666
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558902 get
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rolling you hoes
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pls
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666
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rollll
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666 satan
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ugh
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>>685659024

I take a long time to type sometimes.
And, if I get trips I want you to spend your money on getting your life together.

Life is suffering. We evolved to win, not to be happy. Being happy is unnatural.

Are wolves happy? No! They are hungry and scared all the time. They are fighting to survive. And survive they do.

Are tigers happy? No! Same thing. Their shit is getting cucked constantly by other animals, other tigers, etc. They survive too.

You are a human. You're depressed because your species won and so you don't have goals that make sense anymore. In other words, not suffering physically is making you suffer mentally.

So, to fix your shit, hurt yourself physically through doing useful work. Clean your shit up, lose the weight, get a fucking job, and learn a cool hobby, with the terror of knowing a tiger will eat you if you don't.

Simple, right? Do it or a tiger eats you. Now go.
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MURICA
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888
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gimme
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Sieg Heil
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COME ON FFS
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MURICA TRYS FOR DIS
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good luck
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This is bullshit, but I'll entertain you. Roll
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Gimme
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;kldasjn
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Are you brothers?
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>>685659884
reee
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Easy
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rolll
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536188363627188 82373727883838 3838373
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rolllllling
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hope you have some money on your paypal...
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do quads count?
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>>685659997
So close
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>>685657332
why you want to kill yourself ?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
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c2683875(remove)@(remove)trbvn.com
I've come here for trips, thank you very much
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rollerino
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give m3
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feels bad man
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>>685657332
Oki boss
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c2683875(remove)@(remove)trbvn.com

I need money plox
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don't give up mate
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i need the money
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Attempt
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I needs b0ss
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Buy a bunch of meth and go nuts. Might develop the drive to better your life
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trips you say?
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Well lets give it a try. How much do u have?
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oh hell yeah these trips
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nigga why
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trips incoming
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dont an hero
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My Jimmies are rustled
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rolling 685660888
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need the money
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I predict trips
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Do I smell trips?
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Rollerino
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blerghdebluable *trips* bleghabrua
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im on it
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TRIPPIDY TRIP TRIP!
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Roll-a-roll-roll
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>>685657332
Omg whyy
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Trips pl0x
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>>6856573Tri0op
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Maybe I can finally buy happiness
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need money
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>>685661333
TRIPS
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more roll
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>>685661333

Winrar
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>>685661333
HOLYSHIT
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>>685657332
rollin'
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meme
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I want your stuff
[email protected]
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>>685661333
winrar
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>>685661333
WINRAR
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jiwi
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>trips get my bank information and paypal acc.

Then I get da free money en stuffs? duhhhh
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witness my trips!
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You better deliver OP
/thread
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>>685657332
Checkum
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>realized life is miserable and depressing
You're already more advanced than most of the population.
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>>685657332
or you can hit me up on steam and we can play some games until you dont feel like killing yourself. why not "play through the game" y'know? and by game i mean life. its like well this game is making me sad and shit but you wont know if it has a happy ending until you hit the finish.

killing yourself is like throwing away a truly unique game that only you can experience.
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Rolling for Trips!
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i'll have some fun with that money
jk i'll probably spend it on drugs or smthn'
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Ok
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Tripping.
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OP is a feget lmao
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Rolling for trips
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DAMN
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needis
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pick me three three three!
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I want it
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Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw Caw
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Give me all the trips
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Rollllllllll
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Oh baby a triple
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suck my cock queer
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555
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gimme tha money
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Ja pierdole przemysl to na serio Patryk bo to nie jest zadne rozwiazanie..naprawde nie wiem co mam napisać żeby Cię powstrzymać ale zrób to dla nas i uspokój się //Wielkie Jebanie
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Fuck yes a triple
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OOOOOO
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ролл
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Omg
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Gimme the info on mert_667 on kik.. I definetly have a trips cause im satan and shit
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>>685662958
Dammit 1 last attempt after this
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>>685662958
Kms
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reroll
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email it to me, [email protected]

i already got trips so fuck off guys
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>>685663159
nevermind, reroll 1
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>>685663159
reroll 2 333
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>>685663259
reroll 3 333
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Yes a triple
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>>685663316
reroll last one maybe a few more though
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>>685663355
i got triple dubs, does that count guys???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
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... op.. just.. just go to fucking sleep drink some cold water buy some weed instead of giving your money to fucks on 4chan who provably are rich and don't even need it play some gta or idk what find a random person and start talking to them and annoying them untill u feel better u damn right will feel better there is so much shit in life to live for and so much shit not to but to live for has a better ending than to not.. just read this shit and don't kill yourself if u wanna become friends just add me on kik "mert_667" Im gonna go to sleep now and I forgot if that's the right name or not probably not
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>>685663159
another re
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>>685663159
pls give trips
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k, roll
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>>685663666
Gj op probably baited
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Roll I guess

Don't kill ya self m8
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>>685663666
WINRAR!!!! OP wont deliver though R.I.P
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>>685661333
nice.. you know this NEETanon doesn't have shit in his bank account though right?
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Since OP is clearly a fag, just should die with this faggot pussy chanting https://youtu.be/cS1UY4YU_Oo
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THis guy is a secret muslim lets ruin his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXuO0bfxAk4
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Roll. Kys so I can pay my car loan off
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>>685657332
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>>685663830
Didn't expect anyway, doing it for shits and giggles
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Nigger
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