ITT: Relationship red flags.
Here, I'll start
>all of her friends are guys
She knows the lyrics to rap music
Her name is Courtney
She has a tattoo
> "I like horses."
His penis isn't at least 7 inches long
>>685653423
She doesn't make decisions based on my racial insecurities
>>685653523
100% true, all Courtney's are dumb whores
>>685653423
She has a dick bigger that yours
>>685653523
>Courtney
Destined to be a stripper
>drug habit
>>685653480
this.
>>685653423
>>685653996
So much this
she would NEVER go out sans makeup
Her ex is in prison for dealing drugs
she doesn't like oral sex (giving and/or receiving)
>>685653523
Or Adriana
she sends nude selfies to her dad
> her ex's are dealers
> makes friends too easily, especially with guys
> she hates discussing her past, especially relationships and avoids it at all costs
she's missing a leg
>she doesn't appreciate my tiny, thin 4 inch cock and would prefer someone with a bigger one because it "feels better"
>>685655253
How is that a red flag, faggot?
>>685653423
Gives ultimatums
She is rude to the server when you go out to eat
>>685655872
So much this
>>685655872
good one
>>685655322
10/10
Went to comic con
She's a bartender or cocktail waitress
>>685655442
>likes to get cucked by the dad
>>685656858
This is the opposite of a red flag. It means all of her male friends are pathetic and I can actually dominate them with simple eye contact.
Has a tattoo on her ass
>>685657028
You like to dominate men. How much leather do you own?
When she tells you about her "party" days.
>>685656964
That's my jam, fag. Don't judge
>>685657028
You couldn't, the nerds would gang up and shank you
>>685657028
Right. In reality having all guy friends means she isn't a likable person. The only people that hang out with her are hoping she will fuck aka all dudes
>>685657028
lol
>>685655306
fucking hell man. you couldnt be more right about my ex
When she is from a weird religion
>>685657711
who said all of her friends are male? Just because a girl goes to a comic con doesn't mean that she doesn't have female friends who go with her.
>>685657832
Like a cargo cult?
doesn't masturbate
She doesn't go to Church and she denies that Jesus died for her sins.
<- this bullshit
>>685658272
women who post that shit are COMPLETELY incapable of holding themselves accountable for their behavior
>>685658163
Yeah, or when she tells you that she is only going to be with you if you convert
>>685658272
topkek.
>>685658618
Where do you live that girls do that?
ITT: Stereotypes and logical fallacies.
Two things sharing on thing in common, do not mean they share all things in common.
Stop being moronic children.
>>685658272
goes with this
>>685659101
>doesn't understand the definition of red flag
>>685658946
Never happened to me, but to a few friends, US, it happened with a jehova witness or however you spell it
She smokes weed
>>685659607
She vapes
Didn't went to prom
>>685653423
>she doesn't buy my mixtape
buy my mixtape below plox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
>>685659519
do you even know what a cargo cult is?
>>685658534
>>implying any woman is capable of holding themselves accountable for their behavior
>>685653423
>she has social media
>she has guy friends
>shes not in school
>shes never had a job
>she has tattoos
>she has really long/short hair
>she wears makeup
>>685659919
What is a mix tape? Is that some type of multipurpose adhesive?
>>685659795
>Didn't went to prom
If she types like you
>>685653897
Tfw tattoos are my fetish
>>685659958
98% of the female population is now a redflag
>>685659930
I didn't wanted to admit my ignorance :(
can you explain
>>685660288
porn guy.
Protip: buy condoms.
>>685660373
must suck not being immune to STD's faggot.
So I was watching the GOT leak with my fiancee, and her reactions to every scene were cringeworthy.
>Wow, I love Sansa so much this season, she has really become strong and smart!
>Oh, I feel so bad for Dany, she wants Jorah to stay :'(
> Melisandre is the best character! ( although she hated her with a passion, but loves her now for saving Jon)
>Who is the new red woman? lol shes funny mocking varys
>Cried hysterically over the "Hold the door" scene
Any red flags?
>>685660342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlvMAS_20K4
>>685660267
Srry English is not my language
Didn't go??? I don't really know
>>685660585
Didn't go would have been a lot better.
>>685654861
I know that feel
>>685659519
I fucking hate Jehova's Witnesses. Fucking crypto-nazis
>>685660746
Thx anon, you always learn something new everyday
>>685660267
Heh
A few months into the relationship, she casually mentions she "has a feminist side"
her profile pic is of her drinking from a coffee mug with some smug comment on it
>>685653996
Can you please elaborate?
My ex liked horses and had a horse tattoo. Im trying to see the similarities here.
>>685653480
You nigga. But true.
>>685653897
Tattoos are not warnings, just a red herring.
>>likes black boiz swagg,
>>listens to shitty radio rap and lives in the suburbs.
>>says i love you to everyone
>>not like the rest of the girls
>>flirts be doesnt think its a big deal
>>685654026
Agree with the hook nose, knowing I'm slightly bigger than most of the guys out there makes me feels better that even if she did cheat, it probably won't feel as good
>>685660853
My girlfriend is actually a JW, and I'm not from any religion, we have never had any problems, she is also the girl with the biggest heart I ever met, god I'm in love
Have dated a black man
>>685661066
Horse chicks are known for being crazy
>>685661692
Why??? What kind of crazy??
>>685653423
>shes doesnt have a penis
if she doesnt have a cock, fuck her, but dont engage in a relationship
for some reason when they have a vagina, they are mental
>>685661811
Usually really loud and from the ones I've seen are normal at first then go crazy
She catches you doing this, accuses you of cheating and starts an argument over it
>>685662110
Am I to fucked up for liking crazy girls?? Like seriously it's an instant turn on for me
>>685662320
No everybody loves them
>>685661488
Sounds like a good deal. Not many girls with big hearts these days. Godspeed anon.
>>685653996
>>685661066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKA42E3yKc
This guy explains women with horses
>>685662320
Crazy chix can be fun and zany in the short term, but in the long term they'll bring drama into your life. You don't want that, mate.
>>685662110
Yup this guy was going out with a girl who likes horses and ride them
they had an argument so she comes to mine to "get some space" I don't even know her well only her bf
Lol she came around drunk and gave me a hand job and asked me to come all over her face
Then she went home to her "babe"
Has a Monroe piercing
>>685662530
Thanks anon
>>685662721
Drama in my life seems more interesting than my current state, my life needs some flavor
>>685662803
I hate you
>>685663368
You think that now, but you'll regret it. I just started some shit in my friend group cause I was bored, now I am a pariah
>>685662219
Fucking kek
Story?
Hair is dyed in unnatural, flash colors like pink or green or blue.
Tells you on the first date she doesn't do anything in bed without a condom
>>685660526
holy fuck this woman is based as fuck!
>>685659958
>she has guy friends
could you be any more insecure you faggot
Divorced by the age of 21
>>685653423
lemme list my recent exes red flags:
She is currently 20 (not a red flag, but a setup)
-She did heavy drugs at the age of 14-15,
suffered a heart attack from it
-Had an abortion at 17
-Has slept with literally hundreds of men
-Has had 3 actual boyfriends,
and has moved in with ALL of them,
within a month of the relationship
-Her relationships never lasted more than 6 months
-Is a VERY dominant woman
No wonder we broke up after 3 months
Feel free to one-up me
>>685663987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tToFv-bA
>>685653996
>>685661066
>>685662598
oh ok
you there's a severe difference between liking horses and OWNING horses
most women like horses
a lot of men like horses too, they look pretty badass sometimes
>>685664108
You just red flagged yourself to all future girlfriends
She says "nauseous" when she should say "nauseated", then argues about it when you correct her.
Dumped that one the next day.
>>685664319
FUCKING LOL
>>685658239
/thread
>>685664194
i will do my duty to spread this based woman's videos
>>685664319
>implying that every girl has ALL those flags
not even close
Also, if she gets drunk all the time that's a big one. 99% of those drunks are always sleeping around because "it's the alcohol not them"
My ex was pretty much an alcoholic like me and I thought it was great because we'd both do stuff while drinking together. However, I later found out she slept around or ended up making up with other guys when she got drunk with her whore and lesbian friends and I wasn't around. She blamed the alcohol for everything.
I'm a fucking drunk and not once have I ever cheated on any gf, got in a fight that I started or be annoying.
Females just have no concept of loyalty for the most part.
>>685664337
I never correct my girlfriends grammar nor spelling, I love her to much to make her feel bad
>>685653423
>all of her friends are guys
Shit OP. This is so fucking true.
>>685654026
Tits or gtfo
>>685653423
op learn the game
ask her "are any of them cute?"
if she says yes, get serious, offended
if she says no, you figured that
if she a nigga dump her and u dump her fast
>>685658946
Utah.
When she has an expensive purse.
>>685664704
>I love her to much
>to
I don't think she has anything to fear anyway.
>>685653423
>piercings other than ears
>tattoos
>alot of guy friends
>colored/dyed hair
>fake tan
>shit tone of eye makeup
>20+ rings and bracelets
>has to be "friends" with everyone
>has to have every like her
>has any sort of ear gages
>drug user/dealer "ex"
>fucks niggers
>idolized any kardashian/reality tv slut
>has a misspelled name "Kailya" kinda shit
theirs more iv experienced but getting board typing
>>685658239
b8?
>>685664583
Brace yourself. Unlike women, men have no ingrained own group preference. We view each other as competitors in the mating game.
Boys are taught from childhood to shame other boys who express consideration for putting the interests of men ahead of the interests of women. Most of the resistance you'll receive will come from men telling you to stop whining and man up.
>Has problems with daddy
>>685664108
how do you even BEGIN to start to get interested in a girl like that?
>>685658272
I'm a guy and I agree with this. She likes my best? She copes with my worst.
>smokes weed
>is a gamer girl
>likes anime
>wears chokers
>is a leftist
>has been sexually harrassed
>is a vegan
>has her hair dyed in unnatural colours
>considers herself a feminist
>is very rude to people she doesn't like
>doesn't have a higher education
>goes out partying every weekend
>isn't responsible with money
I don't think I have such high standards, but it's almost impossible to meet a good woman these days. I'm sure it's partly my fault for moving in the wrong circles.
>tfw dated the perfect girl a couple years ago
>tfw she moved to another city for a great job
>tfw will never find anyone like her again
>tfw no face
>posts way too much pictures of herself on social media
>like 65 pictures of that one time she went to the zoo; only a dozen or so were of the actual animals, most of the rest are selfies
>>685665087
Lol, so, that was the auto correct
>>685665280
Fuck you and your opinion, homo.
The only resistance I'll receive will come from your wife's asshole getting stretched by my monster dong.
>>685653423
>she has a penis
>vegan and fat
>>685665448
>is a vegan
Jesus christ so much this. Being vegan implies she will be much more bitchy about things than the usual woman to begin with.
>>685664704
You can never improve without a challenge. If you allow yourself to be with someone beneath you then you will both stagnate.
>>685665596
>she doesn't has a penis
>>685665204
No. I'm an atheist and I go to church. Most of the men who attend my church are the leaders of my city. Lawyers. Judges. City Council members.
Not only is it a great place to network, its also a great place to find women who have a moral character. One of these days you're going to grow up and realize that the true purpose of the Bible is to control women's sexuality. A woman will be far less likely to be unfaithful if she believes doing so will cause her to burn for eternity.
>I'm not the only Atheist male in my church.
>she escaped the cellar
http://www.strawpoll.me/7103924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089
>>685655322
that's gold
then she can't even run away
no one legged bitches be cheatin on nobody
>>685665654
Do you know how to spot the vegan in a crowd?
You don't have to. She'll announce it even before anyone asks.
I also love meat, which would make a relationship with a vegan impossible.
>>685653480
this so much
>>685665448
>>is a leftist
This is really the only point that you needed to make. All the other things a symptoms of this problem.
Always out with her friends.
>>685657043
she has a tattoo around her anus
>when you are not with her, she does not read your messages for hours after you send them, and often doesn't reply
>When you are with her, she picks up her phone at every notification sound and responds immediately
>>685665970
Fair enough.
>>685665448
Fine w/ 1st 8
>>685666057
>tattoo around her anus
If it said "come in here", /b/ would all over that in a heartbeat.
>>685665726
But that's just stupid, as Islam is by far the best religion when it comes to keeping bitches in line.. plus there's no chance of birth defects brought on by her having ''JusTt OnEe oMg ChiLl xP'' wine with her gurlfriends every weekend.
Yeah.
That actually happened in real life to a buddy of mine.
He divorced her.
>>685653423
Does not have a good relationship with her father / grew up without a father.
Is a MUSLIM
Is not employed and is happy about not working
Does not take care of her body
Does not take care of her possessions and home
Is always on her phone checking FaceBook or whatever when she is "speaking with you"
Does not like animals
Is a feminists/SJW/BlackLivesMatter/Uhuru Activist
>>685666234
>then gets mad when you thinks shes cheating on you.
>>685665280
ill create group prefrence with them, it will be a misandry group i will recruit everyman and redpill them those who reject the redpill well be shamed and called a fem faggot shitty nigger.
>>685666234
So much this
>>685654133
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 10/10
>>685666234
I fucking hate this shit
>>685666426
Totally agree
>>685661066
My aunt is a horse chick and she kicked my uncle in the nuts at a family get together in front of everyone. She's been widowed twice. Coincidence? Prob not. Bitch is so nutty I can't make extended eye contact with her.
>>685666466
How's that cuckcage treating your microdick, cumslurper?
>>685654026
Lulz , don;t even try and compete with NICE asian women,
Your day is over white woman , only niggers want you now.
>>685666421
Being in a position to develop personal relationships with rich, powerful men is stupid? That's the best reason I've ever heard for going to church.
>>685666321
So you're into 12 year-olds?
Not that there's much wrong with that. This is /b/, after all.
Tanktops
>>685654503
Sounds hot as fuck.
>>685666234
She doesn't respond immediately because she doesn't want to look too desesperate
>>685666753
The problem with Asian women is that if you get them pregnant, you'll be ashamed of your manlet son.
>>685666234
She's cheating on you, guaranteed.
>>685665087
Kek
>>685666822
wut
She doesn't exist
>>685667004
it's been 6 months now
>>685655872
YES , women that are horrible to people that they believe to be "beneath" them are fucking horrible cunts.
*I also think lowly of other men that do this.
>>685666767
close to double satan
685666666
>>685653423
>she got those freckles cosmetically removed
just fuck your shit up whydontcha
>>685667295
>what is makeup
>>685667292
Lest see who got it.
>>685666666
>>685667004
I know it's hard, but there were two paragraphs there...
>>685666780
Shit, I guess.
>>685666767
>rich
>powerful
Any asshole with a prescription for Adderall can achieve those things, what matters is knowing your wife knows her place and simply serves you. as she understands you in turn provide for her.. which is a concept the modern western woman fails to grasp.
She says the daimons only depend upon eyeshield 21
>>685653423
>female friends are cunts
>guy friends
>friends with exes
>hair dyed an unnatural colour
>tattoos
>masculine hobbies and interests
>doesn't take care of herself (fat, poor hygiene)
>LGBTQHDDVD+ friends
>masculine line of work
>criminal past
>poor manners (farting unapologetically when you aren't seriously involved)
>shares shitty quotes
>does drugs
>slept about
>can't hold down a relationship of at least 1 year by the age of 22
>cheated in the past
>has kids
>daddy isn't about
>can't cook
>controlling
That's the ones I can think of from the top of my head.
>she looks at you like this
>run
>>685657028
I have never been to comicon , I would like to.
I never stopped reading comics from age 8 to 33.
I spent 2001-2004 in the Australian Infantry , I highly doubt you could dominate me "with simple eye contact".
>>685667068
Oh she was, this I found out lol
>>685667447
what a waste.
Goes to the bar every weekend.
>>685667233
I did it once, it happens
I had a bad day ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg
>>685667483
>which is a concept the modern western woman fails to grasp.
Unless she goes to church.
>>685655306
That's my gf
>>685667460
She doesn't want to look desesperate for you moron, she does answer the other things in front of ypu cause she wants to look cool, I know it's hard to think a little bit further than the text
>>685667643
10/10 would fantasize about poisoning your cup of coffee again
>>685660342
98% sounds about right.
>>685667068
They all cheat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzx1mBcoUrY
>deez hoes ain't loyal
>>685667766
Right, that's why there are millions of divorces initiated by church-going women.
Ever heard of a Muslim family divorcing? Exactly.
>This not being her favorite film
>she doesn't appreciate third nappies.
>>685653423
>compares me to her ex-boyfriends in conversations
>acts visibly different when we're with her friends
>doesn't like cuddling in bed (who in their right mind doesn't enjoy this?)
>insistence on mindless tv shows instead of quality shit
i'm not very experienced but these are mine, otherwise i'm quite open-minded really.
"I have a hard time saying no."
Okay, so you've fucked like 8 guys who all emotionally destroyed you? Cool. Bye.
>>685661674
/thread/
>>685668460
So, how's single life treating you?
"Do you watch American Horror Story???"
>>685668460
Holy shit. All 4 of those were some of the main reasons I broke up with my recent gf.
>>685667024
exception to the rule , nice try faggot.
>>685668432
Fuuuuuuck so many memories come back, wait what was uncle jerry actually doing when we saw that movie?
>>685665087
Fukin rekt m8
>>685668669
not too badly, i'm lonely but at the same time there's nobody i'm melting at the thought of. i should get out there more.
why do you ask?
>>685664748
>summer
>>685668669
Having standards/being single > being with someone who's worthless
>>685667643
So 50 people have a bad day and treat poor cunts with shit jobs like shit and drive said server to suicide because they are mentally weak & isolated working a terrible job.
Nice.
>>685659958
Where the fuck do you find chicks who don't wear makeup? And how is that a good thing?
Also, there's nothing necessarily wrong with her having guy friends. As long as it's not excessive and they keep respectable distance.
>>685668868
Because every white woman ever watches trash TV.
Every single one.
No, no exceptions.
>>685668222
http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/indentured-servitude-for-men-in-iran-the-myth-of-patriarchal-oppressive-divorce-alimony/
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>685662219
hate it when she catches me cheating on her with an alligator
>>685669095
No woman has guy friends unless these guys are gays.
Any woman with straight guy friends has at some point had sex with this guy friend and will most likely have sex with this guy friend again usually after having had one too many cosmopolitans.
>>685669109
i'm not saying she can't like whatever crap she likes, it's just that i don't want to have to hear about it, or god forbid, sit through it as part of "us time."
i don't want to hear about "the one where ross almost asks her out but backs out because she has a date" or have to pretend to like dogshit to get laid.
>>685655306
Sounds like the last chick I fucked.
>>685668868
Pls teach me how to overcome loneliness anon, I can't deal with it, I cry myself to sleep every night
>>685669156
>article by zionist media
6 million wasn't enough.
>>685667024
My son will be one of the tallest Asian male on the planet and his Asian girlfriends will think his dick is big.
>>685668082
jesus.
>>685668432
that was only 13 years ago , what are you like 20 years old ?
>>685669406
According to this, I should have fucked all of my female friends, yet I'm still a virgin
>>685661037
"Coffeeeee <3 <3 <3"
>>685669612
i was an only child so from a very young age i've been pretty happy when on my own.
i had lots of friends and was alpha as fuck, but then i'm 99% sure i had a mental breakdown at 16. now i'm 26 and things feel better, but i have a long way to go especially on the woman front.
i don't feel loneliness very often, or rather i find it easy to ignore, but i need a woman too. at night, like you, i know that there should be a sleeping girl in my arms. maybe these things will work out for me, or maybe they won't.
>>685664010
could you be more of a cuck?
>>685669658
Eurasian women are fucking gorgeous.
>>685669626
Voice for men isn't Zionist. It's MRA and it's the antithesis of the Zionist feminist agenda.
>>685670307
MRAs are just reverse-feminists, yet they sometimes have good points about the rights of fathers -- men do get fucked over in divorces, especially when it comes to the kids.
>>685665654
This. Just got out of relationship with a vegan. She became a vegan 2 & 1/2 months into the relationship and soon after became a tumblr SJW Bernie supporting trash.
There are so many trashy used up whores in our generation. I don't even try anymore.
>Doesn't like talking about her past
>Is incapable of directly communicating issues or how she feels
>Had shitty parents
>None of her relationships have lasted more than a year
>>685654026
I like how the first girl had to be on physicality towards men instead of something that actually matters. I wouldn't leave my girl if she had no tits or ass
>>685670157
>tfw, I've never experienced the feeling of a girl in my arms
I should kill myself
>>685670688
It sure does seem that way.
>>685666426
I can deal with a less than ideal looking woman , but she has to be a genuinely nice and caring person.
Obviously absolute fuggos are out , but a 5/10 is fine as long as she is a good person.
I would not touch a 8,9 or 10 if she was a useless nasty cunt with only her body to offer.
>she's never single
>>685663902
>>685664033
>>685666234
Yup. These three are a nice combo. Needless to say I am now much better off without her.
>>685653996
This.
Never ever ever ever dare a horsey person
Texts you all day
If you don't txt her one day you're the devil
>>685667004
That's wrong, you need to get out more.
>>685670925
I once had a friend like you, we all wondered if he was in closet homo or may just really a pedo. He ended up drinking himself to death. Turns out he was just really bad with women and caused a deep depression that just made his situation impossible.
>>685668460
The last two seem like non-issues. Did she get back with her ex?
Her name is Amber.
She has more tattoos than grades completed in school.
>If she openly declares she has any mental illness
You better believe she's going to use that shit as a crutch for all the retarded shit she does when you argue.
>>685671476
nope. i'm not cut up about anyone so you're gonna have to try again.
the tv show one is not a big deal but the no cuddling thing? fuck that, i want her face resting against my neck as we sleep soundly. no cuddling = no long-term relationship.
>>685670517
see >>685660526
>most of the leadership of the Men's Rights Movement are females.
>>685670980
I was born in 1983 and I have little in common with some little shit born in 1998.
I had TV before Foxtel (Cable in Australia) , computers before the internet was available ,finished tertiary schooling long before identity politics focused SJW's ruled campuses.
And my teens had no fucking social media , thank fuck.
>>685655306
why would you to want to talk about her past relationships? This is fucking retarded you want to hear about the dick she's sucked you cuck faggot?
These threads have been up all day. So, what is it about girls with tattoos? I agree... I've dated a couple and they were a nightmare for the most part. I just wonder what it is. Are tattoos a sign of a shitty character?
>>685664337
This.
Also, people who use hand sanitiser.
They are the kind who say this too much.
>>685671356
Bro that's totally, I have come to a point where I think is more possible to go to the moon than get a girlfriend, I will follow his lead and I will drink myself to death
>>685671064
None of them are ever single. When a girl decides that she is going to break up with her boyfriend, she'll start looking for his replacement before she dumps him.
If you are getting dumped by a girl, she's already had your replacement lined up for at least a week and he's made it very clear that the transition will be seamless.
>if you want a girlfriend, you have to be man enough to steal her from her current boyfriend.
>>685670890
Tbh fam, I've dumped two different chicks for not having any ass.
>>685661488
Does that mean she has big tits?
Has interracial porn in browser history
>>685666234
Fuckin bitch.
>>685671920
I think this same shit every time I see the date range they put on millennials. Anyone who uses this big of a date range to classify a generation are just ignorant.
>>685672001
>wants picture on skin that lasts forever
>goes to local ink joint for mediocre work
>gets generic bullshit in generic location
>suddenly one isn't enough, now she wants one on her wrist, and her foot
i don't fully get it, but this is what my experience tells me. it's a shitty road to follow her down.
>>685672192
Totally me*
>>685671920
You're also 32 on /b/ you fuckin loser.
She keeps in touch with her exes.
Gas lights shit.
Glad my first relationship had a whole whack of red flags which I avoid like the plague now.
>>685664679
>Also, if she gets drunk all the time that's a big one. 99% of those drunks are always sleeping around because "it's the alcohol not them"
>My ex was pretty much an alcoholic like me and I thought it was great because we'd both do stuff while drinking together.
I like how you had one bad experience so you have flagged "99%" of anyone who consumes alcohol.
Nothing but a bunch of damaged shitlords in this thread, all circlejerking ideas based off of one or two bad experiences, and you will all still continue to make the same mistakes in partners for the next 5 years.
Guys, I have the chance to lose my virginity, but she's a 5/10 and I'm not really attracted to her, she's just looking for somebody to fuck. Can't get her pregnant because she has an 'Intrauterine device'. She's just a friend of mine. I'm 18 going to uni next year, should I
>>685672843
Yes
>>685672578
>calls oldfag loser
You realize we made this shit and you came here to be like us right?
>>685671064
oh god, this. why didn't i think of it?
this is probably #1 for me. shows real weakness and insecurity on her part. fuck ship-jumpers, vine-swingers, whatever you want to call them.
i know girls who are 25 who've basically never been single since 14, and every one of them will divorce after having kids and keep finding suckers.
>>685672543
Remember when multiplayer often required a multi-tap for a games console or a link cable between GameBoys ?
tfw you will never have played Goldeneye when it was new with friends on a 4 way split screen on a projector.
apparently I am a millenial with experiences other millenials will never and could never have.
>>685672269
What the fuck? I typed d.e.s.u. s.e.m.p.a.I.
>>685653423
No baby, but had baby wipes in her purse
>>685659168
lol so true
>she doesn't contemplate suicide
>doesn't meditates about the Eternal Void
>doesn't read Western and Eastern classics
>doesn't know at least 10 poems by heart
>thinks Fight Club is a great movie
>doesn't play classical piano
>doesn't appreciate Gioachino Rossini, Giuseppe Verdi and Giacomo Puccini
>thinks Sydney is the capital of Australia
>doesn't cook
>is not a exotic skinny dark-skinned Ethiopian girl
>doesn't have at least 2 really important scientists or inventors or writers in her lineage
>doesn't read Classical Greek, Sanskrit and Latin
>never cried watching 1972 Solaris
>thinks Stephen Hawking is a genius
>thinks Interstellar is better than The Tree of Life
>likes comedy series with laughing track
>drinks beer
>thinks free jazz was great and revolutionary
>>685672543
a generation is 15 years.
>>685672578
I have been on 4chan since January 2004 when I was 20 years old.
tfw you will never been an old fag , just a mere fag.
nice try junior.
>>685671836
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you retarded? I was just asking, I never implied you were cut up. You don't seem like a catch either dude, get your shit together.
>>685673210
B8?? Have you ever found anyone like this??
>>685660490
She has that feminist thing to overrate women
I mean, Sansa even get smart or strong
>>685672992
I'm 25 douche, just because you were over 18 when the board opened doesn't mean you're the only oldfag here. Hell, even moot was underage b& when the site was open.
>>685672578
btw , you realise you are the cancer with no original content ?
You probably don't even know about reposts , and just barely cope with copypasta.
>>685661066
Girls who like horses are usually super boring, the only thing about them is that they like horses. can confirm
>>685672843
>Guys, I have the chance to lose my virginity, but she's a 5/10 and I'm not really attracted to her, she's just looking for somebody to fuck.
Nothing good will come from that. Terrible sex, because it's always bad with a new partner, and on top of that it will be your first time. She'll probably get feelings for you because she's a 5/10. Honestly it would be a bigger show of character if you just denied her.
Plenty of people to meet at uni, find someone you care about. Sex is mediocre without feelings, and since it's your first time it's guaranteed to be shitty with a rando.
makes big dick jokes
>>685673376
so now you start acting like a /b/tard.
i replied thinking we were...well, on /b/. you know, people being dicks about other people's heartbreak? you can't know if i'm a catch or not (i'm a 5 with no social skills) from text on a message board, either.
ergo: go fuck yourself, i still love you.
>>685661066
She grew up with horses? Means no one has ever said no to her. It's like only child syndrome x5.
>>685673276
Nope, but even by that logic the time line to 5 years too long.
>>685653423
she has an exclusive preference for sex with other women
She installs Mspy on your cellphone and uses it to ghost the mic, record all of your phone calls and track your geolocation on Googlemaps ever 3 minutes.
>true story
uses the word cuck
>>685673358
sage
>>685673603
Hurrrr, look at me, I'm so oldfag I know what noko was once used for.
>>685664108
>falls in love with a psychopathic junkie whore
>blames the psychopathic junkie whore
>>685673920
I would actually like that, it will just show how much she cares
>>685673795
>you can't know if i'm a catch or not from text on a
>i'm a 5 with no social skills
right
my experience, for what it's worth:
>hates her dad
>loser friends, or constantly talking about her friends as losers
>has a job she hates and talks about hating constantly
>doesn't like you friends at all
the friends thing is a real help; listen to them and anyone that cares about you. they may not be too open at first, but you will get a "why-are-you-dating-him/her" vibe from then that you NEED to listen to.
>>685654026
What if we do it twice? Is it cumulative inches or all in one shot?
>>685673859
a generation is the time it takes for a life-form to be born, and reach biological breeding age. this is classed as 15 in humans.
in other words, yes.
>>685674186
yeah but that was afer i said it you pedantic shitcunt. tell your dad to tell you to stop it for me. thanks.
>>685669406
I think this is a pretty large generalization. I'm sure a lot of girls have done the nasty with a lot of their guy friends. I also think that there's a large amount of those that haven't.
>>685673276
>>685673067
Generation z started in the mid 90s.
>>685673512
Yes , you certainly sound like a 25 year old douche.
>>685673920
lol, wut?
>>685674010
Yes , thank you for demonstrating the cancer you are.
>>685674409
language gets bastardised, too. doesn't change the definition.
