Where is the wierdest place you have masturbated?
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Where is the wierdest place you have masturbated?
Public library
used to be homeless. theres really nowhere else you can get privacy and jerk off.
Even there, you have to be cautious and listen for the door opening so nobody hears you fap. Or they will call security.
>>685637185
starbucks bathroom
>>685637185
On my ex-gf's roof.
>>685637680
was she your ex at that time?
School classroom during class. A hot grill wass leaning over the teacher's desk, while I placed my bag over my crotch and pretended to shake my leg, even though I was vigorously fapping. Those were the days...
>>685637941
Wasn't even my gf yet lmao
>>685637185
In a theme park, i worked there when i was a student. I was behind a counter. With one had i worked the tickets, with the other i worked my dick. Lots of kids too. Was a pretty dangerous and idiotic thing to do when i think back what could have happened if i get discovered. :3
In the playground of a chick-fil-a
Bathroom in a hair salon.
Under my friends bed
On a moving swing set
In the middle of orchestra class
>>685637185
Port o shitter in Afghanistan in 156°f weather
>>685637185
inside of a gas station ice container
on yer pizza hut delivery
In a pool, at home, while the neigbours were having a party.
the basement of my company.
While babysitting
In school took me 15 mins in my class
While driving on the highway
underneath a prison
At the top of a small mountain that was a popular rock climbing spot.
while I was working as a lifeguard in the bathroom
>In a lean-to, surrounded by the sounds of nature
9/10 would do again
In an HEB parking lot.
i don't know if people even comprehend the amount of semen they consume thanks to fast food
On the roof of a jewish temple
In your mom!
police station bathroom
>>685638747
Rah. Jack in the box is a nice memory.
>>685637185
In high school I was so drunk walking home I whacked it while walking. I ended up cuming on someone's truck.
I once parked across the street of the house of my crush and jacked it while looking at a pic of her.
Sucks I never got to fuck her. I did suck her brother off, cause I'm a faggot.
>>685637185
On your bike before I stole it you attention whoring bitch.
11th grade biology class. I sat in the back, I was wearing baggy shorts at the time and rubbed it out during video presentations.
hiking in the rockies
Tree stand with my sister
a bus bathroom on a school trip
>>685640494
It gets better Sean.
Not here, but it does get better
Behind the schools auditorium. Btw do they review the footage during the weekends?
>>685637185
In my host families house in Japan. Come to think of it, it wasn't that weird anyway. I even had access to my exchange students FUCKING USED PANTIES AND BRA. Cont. Meybeh
A US-MX bus I was listening to some audio moans that I recorded.
Into the ashtray of an airplane bathroom.
>>685637185
under a bridge
>>685640688
Only if something happen/went missing.
>>685637185
Behind the wall at a laundrymat.
>>685640720
> host family
Get fucked
in a library surrounded by books
>>685640688
they typically don't review the footage at all unless there's reasonable suspicion that some shit went on in the area and it was reported.
>>685638291
Story?
>>685637185
The White House
>>685640893
And nobody cares what you are acting so shut the fuck up
An empty store for 2 rent, 2 days before new tenants arrived.
>>685639398
Story?
>>685637185
your mom's mouth. was creepy af.
In my car while driving
>>685637185
Auschwitz
On the roof of the tall building in the background. It's the seat of the swedish equivalent of the IRS and is located in the middle of Stockholm.
Had access to the roof when I worked as a janitor in the building a few years back.
church basement
>>685641163
Story?
in cinema with my family
>>685640166
South Texas Fag?
talking to my brother's friend, inside a really dark cinema.
>>685637185
in the train
public swimming pool
sister's bed
meh
>be me
>17
>on my way to give this girl a ride to school with me
>huge crush
>jerking my cock all the way there
>cum in passenger's seat
>she gets in
>get to watch her walk into school with my load on her ass
middle school library, was in a class where you helped organized books in the library, one day i asked the librarian if i could use the computer for a while, just searched up boobs and when i finished, the librarian gave me a weird look, i didn't know that her computer can see what every other computer is doing. (didn't know until highschool)
>>685637185
on top of my moms dinner table.
>>685641544
was for a while, now live in Dallas.
>>685640941
i also want the story lol
>>685640867
Your loss bby. I can go into full detail about my time in Japan and my time with the exchange student. E.g. doing all her and her brothers English homework and she'd help me with Math (cuz shitty Aussie math). When we were in Australia, she even sat on my bed while I wrote notes. like a scene straight out of a fucking anime.
>>685637185
driving down the interstate at 70mph at 9pm at night. Seriously.
butlins - its like a british holiday place
On the syeps of Nidarosdomen Cathedral. I gotta say I am somewhat proud of that achievement in /r9k/ing.
on an airplane
>>685637185
Not a weird place, but more of an achievement.
I got hired on 7 different places. I masturbated in the restroom of every single one of them at least once (even that 2 month job when I was younger).
>>685637185
in my old classroom
On the bus.
>>685642022
Wow, sounds exciting!
In my mother in law's car as we were driving to a family reunion. She was telling me about being caught by her dad when she was masturbating in the backseat of the car when she was twelve and I never had tried tapping in a moving car so I whipped out and went to town. She helped for a while even.
In my grandparents' bathroom.
>>685642022
Fucking weeb. Nice dubs though.
funeral home bathroom
>>685637185
In a lighthouse
Under a table with my dad sitting on the couch in front of it.
he didn't find out
Back of car on a trip to California with family.
Just tossed a blanket over my head and went to town.
Probably stopped or atleast no cum, but Idr I was stupid amounts of young.
Almost got a jailbait handjob on the back on a bus,
Chick was friends with my sister so no way it'd remain secret
My life long crush was seats away, along with like half the team.
Dad at the front of the bus
And I signed 2 pages of paperwork pretty much consisting of I will not raep the chilluns.
Such a tease, second she turned 18 like I didn't even exisit.
Church bathroom, middle of class, a few feet off of a hiking trail, under a blanket with mother five feet away, at kitchen table while mother was across the street to borrow a cooking ingredient, in traffic, in parking lots, in video booth at porn shop, hotel balcony, public pool, church play ground, cemetery. That's about it
Chucky cheese barhroom
at my work in my police cruiser
>>685642994
You're gonna go places, Anon.
airplane bathroom, 32,000 ft above the artcic circle
>mile highfive club
>>685643249
And I will fap there
Masturbating in nature is so fucking good for some reason. Feel linked to my evolutionary roots or some shit.
>>685643329
Mile highsturbation club
>>685643562
That was my favorite fap, just a few feet off of a hiking trail. Only person that ever saw was a dude unfortunately. He stopped, watched, and resilumed his home once I finished.
>sister's bathroom
>city street
>someones car i randomly got in on the parking
>woods
>pick up truck while my dad was driving it (as a kid)
>public fountain
>
front row of roller coaster
Denver International Airport (Layover)
or
Mausoleum (Worked at a cemetary on a rainy day)
>>685642022
No one wants to hear that shit
Kys
>>685640941
>>685641957
>Be crushing hard on chick in 5th grade
>Be at my house wanting to wank to her
>Not good enough
>She lives 4 houses up from me
>Had lots of good climbing trees that give adequate vantage points without being seen
>I get home from school 30 minutes before she does because parents pick me up
>Go to her place and awkwardly make it in position
>Start pre-fapping in anticipation of her arrival
>Fap-fap
>Edging like mad
>See the bus
>She's coming
>Skirt n button up blouse
>Fap-fap-fap
>Dem tits
>Fap-fap-fap-fap
>Dat ass
>Fap-fap-fap-FAP-FAP
>Comes up her driveway and slams her front door
>The vibration triggers my nuts laying on the shingles
>Explosive decompression right outside my dick hole
>Probably half a pint of nut on her roof
Best fap ever.
>>685644888
Also. Checkum.
>>685637185
A church
>>685637185
in class
>be 12
> rub one out under desk
>no one realised
>felt good
>>685644888
aint nobody got time to read that
>>685637185
bathroom at a college library
