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Hey catloving fuckers! My name is Jonas and I'm about to shoot this motherfucker in the face. Role 69 and you'll decide if the cat stays alive or not.
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>>685633552
live
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>>685633552
live
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Shoot it in the asshole first
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Picture is from 2014.
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Live
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Live.
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Pierce it's ear with a round
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>>685633552
Timestamp or GTFO
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>>685633552
shoot that fucker and stream it faggot
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Yeah....nah.
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>>685633891
this, picture has been used in the past
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>>685633552
dead cat plz
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>>685633552
Tongue kiss it and let it go.
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>>685633552
>My name is Jonas
I'm carrying the wheel!
Thanks for all you've shown us!
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dont fucking kill it
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dont do it u faggot
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>>685633552
Die. Die. Die.
>reaper
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cat plez lev
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better fucking not
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NEWFAGS FALLING FOR OLD SHIT
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kill someone instead of the cat
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Live !!!! Please
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>Jonas
You looks like a retard and you have a retarded name

Cat lives, shoot yourself in the face instead
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>>685633999
Checkd
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>>685633552
69 for shoot yourself in the head and let the cat go.
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Give it to an animal shelter
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>>685633552
kill it

feel my edge fags
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live.
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live with a timestamp
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>>685633552

>springfield XD

Kill yourself instead for buying a shitty Croat pistol
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Live
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It's like newfags can't even read or something.
This is why you summerfags get a bad rap.
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>>685634659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o31JeavXCK4
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live live
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>>685633552
I don't worry about the opinions of people about to shoot their own hands off.
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save the cat <3
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Cat lives, shoot yourself
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Sure is summer in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
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>>685633552
fuck you jonas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
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>>685633552
just make sure you hold it just as you are now you fucking moron.
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Cat lives, shoot yourself
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>>685633552
Yea go for it and live stream it we can have a video of a bullet going through a cat and your hand
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Nice try
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Cat lives.
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Let the cat live
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>>685634939
Please die!
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Cat must live
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Cat to live
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Long life to the cat and shoot yourself in the balls.
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lives
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Don't shoot, let her / him live
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Cat lives
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>>685633552
Turn the gun around
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Long life to the cat and shoot yourself in the balls.
Do it
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Cat lives. You shoot yourself
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cat to live, let it live
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>>685633552
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>>685633552
baptize it in a hail of gunfire, shoot around it
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>>685633552
Lives, then shove the gun up your ass
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cat should live
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OP here, I just shot the cat and posted it on youtube. Skip tot 2:16

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCcVrLcGD7k
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Let the cat live
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Shoot yourself instead, dickshit.
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kiss its ass
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Die Cat Nigger
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leave the cat alone, kill yourself
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let the cat go
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Sweet Jonas. Please shoot the cat in the exact position in which you were standing for the photo.
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Beta cuck
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don't hurt the cat
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Kill the piece of shit
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Cat lives. Shoot yourself
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kill it and make a .gif out of it
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The cat lives.
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>>685633552
whats with that line on your face? you tried to eat out your lawn mower you fucking hick?
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dont
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Hey guys I just killed my neighbors cat wut do?
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Shoot it in the face while holding it the exact way of the photo. I want to see a picture of your hand afterwards.
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Stupid shit
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cat live live live
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>>685633552
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kill the little shit
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>>685636119
I knew the bait from the start. Good going Anon.
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let it go, then shoot yourself
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shoot
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life pl0x
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cat lives. Shoot your dick off
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Kill yourself instead
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shoot your fucking dick off. cat lives
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>>685633552
Stayin' alive.
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cat lives
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>>685633552
Shoot it faggot
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fire the gun up your ass. Let the cat live
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>>685636691
Why are you still rolling? Can't you read?
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>>685636779
I can't read
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live
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cat lives, stick gun in your dickhole and fire
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live
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>>685636982
roll
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>>685633999
Nice trips

Live
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live
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>>685633552
Old picture kill yourself op
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DONT KILL HIM BITCH
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>>685633552
He dies with you
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>>685633552
Kill
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Do not shoot the cat.
Shoot yourself in the foot, faggot.
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do you even reverse image search
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Just kill it
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>>685637268
HO SHIT
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>>685633815
Did it deid?
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shoot yourself instead faggot
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>>685637569
Fitting.
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>>685637569
FUCKING WASTED

THE CAT LIVES
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>>685637711
Enjoy your summer, newfriend.
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>>685637569
fucking wasted shithead
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Shoot yourself
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>>685637806
Enjoy your summer, newpal.
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live
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>>685638011
Have an awesome summer, newfriend.
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>>685633999
checked.
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>>685633552
why not rape it first? stupid fgt
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fake
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>>685638160
It's real, just real old.
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ALMOST. EVERY. FUCKING. THREAD.

So Sunday is 12-year-olds day on /b/? wtf
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>>685634433
trips checked -> dubs checked -> what's next?
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>>685638244
Welcome to weekend /b/.
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>>685634144
Come, sit next to me, pour yourself some tea.
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So was that new Weezer white album any good?
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>>685633552
fuck off with your fucking bait newfag you're not even trying OP
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>>685638755
It's Sunday, he doesn't even need to try.
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kill
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>>685633552
Did a reverse image search and found your Facebook page. Called your local police department. Have fun in jail you animal abusing prick.
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>>685639021
Have an awesome summer, anon!
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Live
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>>685639048
Have a great summer, newfriend!
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>>685639152
Have a wonderful summer, newpal!
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bye bye kitty
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>>685639158
Have a great summer getting raped in jail, faggot
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>>685639390
y-you too
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>>685639390
arent you edgy
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kill youself istead of the pussy
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>>685633552
Release him/her
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>>685639673
Have a fun summer, anon!
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>>685639699
ho got 69 do it cocksukering op lel
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>>685639699
Have a fantastic summer, newguy.
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rolling again. kill youself instead of the kitty boi
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>>685639775
you got 99, retard.
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b8
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live i say liveeeeeeeee
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>>685639837
Can't you read? this shit is two fucking years old.
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shoot yourself fucking coward
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>>685639893
No shit.
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>>685633552
Kill yourself faggot...This photo is 2 years old
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i bet u r black
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Shot det feg xD
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>>685640258
I bet u r 12
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or u r polish
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>>685639858
r u like retarded you homo fag i got 699 so i got 69 god r u stupid
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>>685634217

>This
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>>685640331
got of our bord u 5 yaer old
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>>685640625
I'm calling your mother.
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what?...
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I found the guy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
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>>685640748
no ho did you get her #. im going to get mad im madder im mad
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I'm doing your mother.
right now.
in the ass!
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>>685640971
pics or it didn't happen
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>>685633552

>No kill.

>It's the only pussy you'll ever get
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>>685641223
calm your auttism
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>>685633552
I hope I get 69 but you have to shoot it in that exact position; blowing your fucking hand off. Two bird with one stone: one less cat, one less dumbfuck.
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live
rednecks
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Weezer
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>>685641286
>shit is two years old
>calling anyone else a dumbfuck
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>>685641223
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Live
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>>685633979
rekted get out of Here OP you suck
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OP is a fggt
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die bitch
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die
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Live
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>>685633552
Live
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Cat dies.
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LOVE
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>>685633552
Kill it
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cat lives and you kill yourself
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What if I told you you're roll doesn't matter?
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kill this motherfucker
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shoot it
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