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>be me 19
>girl comes to sleepover
>not my gf
>the girl lets call her T has a serious relationship with her bf so my gf has no suspicions
>so far its a fun night until around 1am
>T comes and sits in my lap and asks if i think me and my gf will get married
>i don't know but i really hope so
>she says it's pretty much the same with her and her bf
>she says sex is getting boring though and asks how to spice up their sex life
>why don't you try roleplay?
>what do you mean?
>like for example he pretends to be a cop arresting you and you'll do anything to be let go or some shit
>she wraps her arms around me and says "oh officer i'll do anything if you let this little accident slide...anything"
>boner
>she notices
>and looks at me
>woah sorry T i guess you did a good job haha
>she gets on her knees in front of me and looks up at me and says really slowly "anything"
>hnng
>ok T i think you've got the hang of it
>she laughs and says alright and gets up and the night continues normally
>this morning she texts me asking if she can comeover today so i can help her with some ideas she's been thinking of


idk what to do guys do i say yes or no or make up some excuse or just tell her that i feel uncomftorable or what? i'm thinking about telling my gf....T is like a 8/10, but i love my gf.
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It just depends on if you think it's worth ruining your relationship. Or just get your gf in on a 3 way, that works too. Getting cheated on sucks, I know.
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As someone who goes behind their gf of three years back whom has been nothing but supportive on a daily basis, don't. Probably killing myself because of guilt. Little different situation but it will eat away at you if you really love her.
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Talk to your gf about it. Ask her if she's alright with you helping her think of scenarios, but nothing more. If your gf doesn't trust you, ask the other girl if she can be there to make sure nothing happens. Trust is a very valuable thing in a relationship. Don't ruin it.
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>>685608735
You are 19. Take it from me, don't marry your high school sweetheart. Fuck this new girl. Repeatedly.
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love is a lie just do it
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>>685608735
You're 19, cheat dude that girl you're with isn't going to be your wife and you'll realize in 5 years how dumb you were, if you don't fuck the other chicken you'll regret it I promise you. Have fun
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>>685609620
This guy.
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>>685609620
Listen to this guy, do it OP.
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If you don't do it you're probably gay. What's worse, knowing you cheated or knowing you're gay?
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The first girl you love will never be the last girl you love
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>>685609620
Listen to this guy.
and if the girl that came over knows how to contact your gf, youre fucked if you even try anything
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>>685609113
My great great aunt has a print of that painting in her living room. It's weird being reminded of my aunt while browsing /b/
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ok so i gave her the ok to come over but im not gonna do anything just gonna talk about her ideas
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Don't waste you teenage years in serious relationships they almost always end up sour and even if it doesn't when you're older you will probably regret not having the experiences most teenagers go through.
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>>685610537
Kek dumbass she doesn't want to talk about ideas she wants to fuck.
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See if you can open your relationship some. If you did get married now, you'll end up regretting it unless you have an adventurous wife. I've been with mine since I was 22 and she was 19. Eight years later we have started dating other people together. It's awesome but kinda a pain in the ass. We actually want a full time person in both our lives (we are Bi, and thank god for that. Guys fuck my wife, but i fuck them back lol), but the last people we dated, a couple, fucking wrecked our hearts. The guy was a pussy that bailed cause me and his wife loved each other, and he broke my wife's heart. Stupid SOB.
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>>685610537
Do it dude
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>>685610537
Should tell your gf to cover your ass. If you dont plan on doing anything anyway, should be no issue for you.
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>>685610537
I hope T is not pic related. That is def not an 8/10
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>>685610674
You're a disgusting retard jew nigger faggot. Fucking die.
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>>685610907
This
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>>685609113

i dont understand this painting
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>>685608735
1. Don't marry your high school sweetheart. You'll regret it when you're 30, probably sooner.

2. Cheating on her when you're 19 does NOT define who you are (i.e. the "good guy") fit the rest of your life.

3. Really think about this next one:. You're only young and stupid ONCE. Then you die. Live while you can.
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>>685609620
This 100%%%%%%
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She already said she'll do anything. You know why to do, Opie.
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Why would you even ask /b/? We're all a bunch of faggots who want to fuck chicks vicariously, so obviously we'll tell you to do it. And provide pics and video
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>>685611111 (quints)
A N A L
N
A
L
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>685611103
4. Post pics of both of them and let /b/ decide.
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>>685611111
That's a lot of 1s mustĺ be true
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>>685611127
Ugh fake Oktoberfests...
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>>685608735
ask your gf for some ideas, she's going to have some interesting feedback to give you guys
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>>685609113
P-p-p- PUSSSY

Fucking pussies.

Do it op, don't be like this faggots.

Yolo, fuck as much as you can.
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>>685608735
You will break up with your gf at one point might as well make it sooner.

Or start early on your piligamy game son.
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>>685611028
God damn, trolling sure is easy these days...
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>>685608735
>Not realising the pheremone-lacquered signals this woman is giving you
Stop dicking around OP, get some wet-wet and be alpha.
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>>685609620
this. you won't marry her

first option is try and get your gf to have a threesome (best)

second is cheat on her (if first doesn't work and you don't really care about her)

third is dump her (do not do this, if this T grill is cheating on her current boyfriend and you start dating her, guess what? it's happening to you next. besides, girls are jealous, they always want what they can't have. there's a pretty decent chance that as soon as she can have you, without the risk, you will become boring to her).
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>>685610537
Ratchet af
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>>685611111
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>>685610537
T H I G H S
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>>685611111
Quints. Wow
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>>685608735
>be me 19
>girl comes to sleepover

already fake and gay. What kind of 19 year old has "sleep overs"?

You just have people gang out preferably at your own place and don't call them sleepovers.
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>>685611322
How can you tell?
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>>685608735
>Be 19
>concerned about the implications of your actions
You're young, fuck it
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>>685611798
no one is speaking german
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ask her if she can send you pictures of the ideas.
whatever she sends back will tell you what her plans are.
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she just got ready and is on her way over right now
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>>685611854
>implying he can hear what language people are talking through a jpg file
teach me your ways senpai
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>>685611111
this, op. you'll just regret not doing it and planning a marriage at 19 is plain fucking bullshit that'll only cause you pain, both if it really happens and ruins your life in various ways - and if it doesn't happen and leaves you a miserable little idealistic heartbroken crying faggot. 19, you're just a little kid
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>>685612058
OP post a proper fucking photo of her.
If she wants to fuck your brains out then you should have some form of social media of hers.
Post it you fag.
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>>685612083
sorry for punctuation, I'm drunk
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>>685612058
Hell yeah, OP. Let's brainstorm role play for you guys to carry out. If pic related is her, I'm thinking a cowboy vs. Indian theme. (She's obviously the Indian willing to do anything to save her family from slaughter.)
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>>685612058
pic related? can't remember if you said so or not and I'm not rereading the thread.
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>>685610382
Oh god I wish someone had hit me with a board that said this, fuck.
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>>685608735
She obviously wants to fuck, the ONLY reason she wants to cum over. Tell her the rules 1st off.
She obviously needs something so say "because youre my friend, I will fuck you because you need to, but I love my girl so do not tell anyone"

Dont be a fag, just hit it.
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>>685612226
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>>685610382
Its true
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No need to tell your gf. It's a bad idea to fuck with this girl though. You've done nothing wrong yet if the OP is the whole story. Keep it that way and you've got nothing to admit.
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>>685609113
that's sad, man
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>>685610382

i hate you
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>>685608735
If you marry the bitch you're dating at 19 you'll be divorced by 23 anyway. Fuck t.

Especially if t stands for Tatiana
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the question is not to fuck or not to fuck, the question is whether you're hollow enough to live with cheating on your gf, if by some miracle she's the one. small chance, but still very possible since you're considering putting a ring on it. let's just hope your judgement doesn't fail. I'd probably fuck, but that's because I live 2fst2frs
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NEVER tell your GF ANYTHING! EVER!
It will fuck with ur relationship with ur friend. She will start to hate ur new girl and shell make u decide...

NEVER. TELL. EVER.
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Can you post pics when you two fucking. Thanks.
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Look my nigga, you're 19. You're too young to be in love. Take it from me, I was in love with a girl who I had been best friends with for 5 years before we dated. I thought it would last forever but nope. I passed up a beautiful Black/Venezuelan girl for my ex and now she fucking hates my guts. Do it bro, fuck the SHIT out of T, but keep it lowkey. If it gets out, it gets out and then you and T can give dating a try.
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>>685608735
you are 19. you haven't met the love of your life yet. my mother always told me to fuck as many women you can so you know what you like before you get married.

I'd say fuck both for a while. when it starts getting too much end it with one or the other or both.
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>>685613203
i hate the idea of cheating but this guy isnt too far from the truth
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>>685613241
My advice is to fuck t. But I think I've fucked every bitch that ever wanted to in my life. Old ugly fat. Never mattered to me if they were in a relationship or I was. It did at first but once I fell in love and got fucked over 3 times I stopped caring completely. I've been called heartless asshole and everything else. The way I see it I'm just beating them to the punch
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Cheat
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>>685608735
Everyone giving an opinion based on your age is an idiot, so I wouldn't really listen to them. I will say this though, most elderly people say its the things in life that you didnt do that you regret the most. In your shoes, I'd tell her yes, because there is a possibility that she really does just want to talk. And in the event that she really does want more, that's where you actually need to make a decision.
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>>685613203
Pretty much this. I will say though, I met my current wife at 19 and we have been together since (I'm 31 btw). We have a beautiful son now and I wouldn't change it for the world. I did fuck multiple before her numerous times. I got my shagging out of the way. If you haven't yet, you fuck T right in the pussy.
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do the right thing OP, cheat

Also roleplay ghostbusters.
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>>685614461
He has a girlfriend already, read the OP
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>>685608735
I'll take "shit that never happened" for $500
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>>685613857
OP you are clearly in love, but if I were you I'd have fucked her.
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>>685614633
I did read the OP. If he doesn't think it's going to be marriage material, I say cheat and see what happens.
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>>685614833
holy shit dubstreak m8ey, samefag here.
Btw he said she's on her way over nearly 30 mins ago so he's probably gone.
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>>685608735
Just tell her it makes you uncomfortable, fucking her might be the 'manly' thing to do but if you cheat on your gf word spreads rapidly, if you really want to do this but you actually love your gf you'll cut her loose before making her feel like she isn't good enough for anyone. Respect people you have a relationship with
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>>685615316
Seriously, what the fuck are fucktards like u doing on this site? When did they start letting complete fucking fuckwads on here? go white night on fucking reddit you loser.
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I'm turning soft.
But if you've got something good, why ruin it?
You could end up with nothing and it may take you awhile to find another girl that wants to fuck you.
Interpret this as you will......
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>>685615571
>fuck
>fucktards
>fucking
>fuckwads
>fucking
wew m8ey you need a beer and some ibuprofen
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>>685615571
Lurk moar faggot if you've been here since 2006 like me you would know some of us have morals nigger
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T is here and just went to the bathroom so far she is dancing all sexy in front of me and asking if i a guy would like things she's doing but if it gets too physical i'm gonna stop it

sorry to get everyones hopes up but i love my gf too much
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>>685615316
tits or gtfo
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>>685615939
Also I condone getting mad pussy but don't condone making people feel worthless in the process
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>>685608735
>be me 19
Stopped reading there
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>>685615940
faggot
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>>685609113
haha thats funny similiar situation i dissolved the firing pin ofmy rifle tonight as i found my partner was seeing someone else and i didnt want to risk getting worked up and murder suiciding.

funny.

if more people like you killed themselves sooner, more people like me might not kill themselves sooner.

fuck you.
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>>685609620
Census is in op, do it
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>>685615940
Good man, I was expecting less due to all the faggots on here telling you to fuck
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>>685611111
Holy fuck quints!!! Op, you have to comply
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>>685609886
THIS. Fuck her or you'll regret not doing it when you're older. It will haunt you instead of giving you a great memory.

Also it's good to learn how to compartmentalize these things, and have them as your own life that is not beholden to rules or social patterns.

You can still love and even marry your current gf. She never needs to know. And you will be more confident because of it.
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>>685615940
you just make me cringe, you little naive bitch
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if you do not fuck her you are an idiot. not trying to encourage bad behavior for the lulz. it is a fact
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>>685616423
>Implying he'll remember when he has Alzheimer's and slowly forgets dre
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>>685615940
she took off her top? lol dude don't slip up or you're getting some pussy whether you want it or not
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>>685609113
this. probably a fake story but it's never worth it to cheat. it's seriously just a nut. jerk off and see how stupid the idea was
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>>685610416
Christina's World, by Andrew Wyeth
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>>685609620
This, fucked several bitches in high school while dating one girl for 2 1/2 years of it, thought we were gonna get married, never felt guilt unless I was close to being caught. Single now, fucking less bitches though
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>>685616509
>Iq test
>"Did you fuck that girl when you here 19?"
No
>"Do you want to fuck the bunny?"
Yes
>Results: your iq is 0
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all these faggots telling you to cheat have never been in a good relationship.
if you want to fuck her, break up with your gf first.
if you dont want to break up with your gf dont see her dont fuck T
simple
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>>685615940
you're so gonna regret when she goes home and you go on hentai haven and jerk off to Dropout with tears rolling down your face
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>>685615940
You have two choices follow your hart or your penis?
Ask yourself which one has been making the decisions the longest and therefore the most experienced?
This is an impulsive decission that might only affect 6 months of your life, but 6 months of been young and in love is still a long time.
Consider the fact that T might be a shit shag anyway.
She also might be the best you'll ever have.
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>>685616536
kek.

nothing comes out when they move they lips
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You're 19, so most likely its not really taking a loss if shit hits the fan and things dont work out with your gf. Most likely the next girl you get with might be the one "you want to marry" again. If T doesnt have a problem with it then you shouldnt either. Whatever you do though, dont start dating T if shit doesnt work out for you. Leave that bitch alone. After you fuck
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>>685616877
dubs decides it
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>>685615940
All these grown ass /b/ros telling you the right thing to do and you fucking concede to your stupid teenage boy ideals.
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Dont do it OP

You are misusing the trust given unto you by your gf

Karma will getcha
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>>685615940
OH GOD OP SHES FAT DONT DO IT YOULL HAVE MINION BABIES
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Take it from a guy that lost his woman and feels like a horrible person for how he did it. If you don't consider yourself a cheater DON'T DO IT. You've made it clear that you don't so don't fucking do it.

All the pussy in the world won't give you your self respect back.
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>>685616153
Sorry mate, chin up ay.
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THIS IS SO EASY ANON I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE SO DUMB. SWINGER PARTY!! WHY SETTLE FOR ONE GIRL WHEN YOU CAN FUCK TWO AND AS A BONUS YOU COULD FUCK THE GUY AS WELL!
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Everyone telling you not to cheat has never had a gf and never had a break up. Do it, you won't marry your gf from 19 years old don't be so hard on yourself.
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>>685608735

1) Dump gf now. Does not matter if its over text or phone.

2) Proceed to rail the fuck out of T multiple times until her wedding day. Take pictures and videos.

3) Provide T's boyfriend with said pics and videos on wedding day

This way. You don't cheat. You get s piece of great ass you will remember, you expose a whore, and save a poor young dude the biggest mistake of his life. And of course you will share said pics with anon.

Don't get married in your early 20s.
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i think everything worked out pretty good
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>>685617637
Who the fuck is the girl mate?
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>>685617637
OH SHIT IT WAS PIC RELATED
YOU DONE FUCKED UP OP
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>>685608735
Think about it. If she's willing to cheat on her bf, she'd do it to you too if you got together with her. Not worth it. I've been with my bf for 5 1/2 years, I'm only 22, and being in a committed, loving relationship is so worth it over instant gratification that will later bite you in the ass.
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>>685617637
Welp, that was inevitable, fantastic bait thread 8.5/10, would participate again
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>>685617795

You've probably cheated
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>>685617637
you cheated on gf with a 4/10
good work playa
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>>685615940
OP this is what you do:
Fuck her. Fuck her so good she will want more another time. But make sure you tell her "I'll only continue this as long as you don't tell noone". If she doesn't comply, just leave her and hope she doesn't blag about it. Either way, delete all messages and other evidence of her ever existing, including the photos you posted. Clean your dick after too; whether your barebacking it or you got plastic, the smell of pussy or latex will linger. When you're getting sloppy top from your gf, she'll smell that shit.
Coming from a certified cheater.
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FAKE AND GAY?
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>>685617637
These better not be T or you dun goofed boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>685617803
yep
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>>685615940
Faggot
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>>685608735
Take it if offered. Never turn down pussy.
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to everyone saying i fucked up pics arent related everything worked out fine she is just trying out sexy moves and dances and stuff but it goes too far im just gonna tell her i feel its going too far
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>>685608735
Let me be real with you OP. If you truly believe you love your girl enough to marry her. Stick to that and dont stray away from that path. Its never fucking worth it because youll end up getting. Either that or the guilt will eat at you until you fess up.

Dont listen to any of the hater niggers that are saying to do it. Fuck those scumbags. In reality i bet they are fucking fat virgins, trolling the internet. Trying to mess with other lives because they know they have nothing else going on for them.

Be true to your chick and it will be worth it in the long run
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>>685608735
>19
>girl comes to sleep over
>not my gf
>has a gf
>girl comes to sleep over

wat
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It is all perspective. Just veiw it as fma fun day.Just lay down some rules and do it faggot
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>>685611111
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>>685608735
I'm a girl in the exact same situation, almost don't know if I should do it or not.
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>>685619127
kill yourself you fucking whore.
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>>685619192
Exactly my point, if you think a woman would be a pathetic whore to do the exact same thing, then don't fucking do it.
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>>685619127
Tits and then GTFO.
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>>685619127
greentext it
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>>685619386
I can't, that would be a whorish thing to do.
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>>685611371
>you
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>>685610382
This here youngfags
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>>685619470
You know you want to. show them bresticals to /b/
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>>685619367
that reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally doesn't seem like what your post was about at all.
>almost don't know if I should do it or not.
heh
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>>685608735
Don't do it.

Cheating doesn't make you "alpha," and being a good person doesn't make you a "pussy" If you respect your friend and your gf you will stop T's advances.

Maybe you will get married. Maybe she isn't the one. But the instant you do this you are no better than those sluts and whores everyone complains about. You are throwing away a relationship for a quick bang, and killing another bro's in the process. Anyone can cheat, but it takes a true man to back away from this and do the right thing.
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>>685619499
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>>685619753
who's that ugly bitch?
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>>685609113
I feel you man, me too. Its been 2 years since we broke up and I'm still guilty
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lame
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>>685611111
How is this possible?!?!
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>>685619694
I figured I should be convincing to prove my point :p
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>>685619715
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>>685619715
You're pretty inspirational anon, I hope OP listens to you.
Also OP do it, why not put another notch in your bed post?
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>>685620413
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>>685619715
"true" men get pussy.
During my high school years and 18-22YO years I spent those years being faithful. passed up on so much ass. Didn't get married to the girl who I was with. regret not smashing all that ass I passed up on. trying to make up for it now.

fuck the shit out of this girl and any other girl that comes along
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>>685620322
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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>>685619693
Well, when you use the word "bresticles" I can't help but swoon instantly.
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>>685619753
I haven't seen one of those old timely type writer things in years. Blast from the past anon.
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Just do what you think is right op

If it was a mistake, so be it and learn from it

If it works out then good job

Life is more fun if you don't ask everyone for the correct answer and actually try things on your own coz seriously, there is not right answer.. if you do it you will regret it, of you don't you will regret it so just fucking do something and deal with whatever the consequences are
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>>685620670
We're all anonymous on this website for a reason.
Just do it.
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>>685608735
listen, you let her come over, but make sure your gf is there. best possible senario you have a threesome.
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>>685619874
Look again. You missed something because you was busy fapping over that ugly bitch.
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>>685615940
I'm proud of you OP
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>>685620610
My entire point is guys are whores and everyone thinks it's a great thing, but if a woman shows to be even a little whoreish, we should kill ourselves.

Trust me, I'm far from sjw and feminism is retarded. I love when guys slap my ass and calling them daddy.

It's just the principle. I always think guys who can cheat and laugh but get cheated on and cry are the biggest pussies out there.
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>>685621056
Kek this
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>>685620882
Actually I'm single and have multiple times but I feel like that won't my help my point!

I'm here for better things. Like to help you mongs
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>>685621056
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>>685615940
ya dun goof'd
better make a move before its too late
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>>685621056
>makes statement about gender bias
>then says
>I always think guys who can cheat and laugh but get cheated on and cry are the biggest pussies out there

Oh, is there something wrong with a guy crying over a gf they may have cared about a lot? isn't it a bit hypocritical to get upset over a gender bias but then turn around and do the same?
>Guy cries and is therefore a big fucking pussy.
>women can cry and its fine...because they suck at debating.
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>>685615940
Hey dumbass if you didnt want to fuck her why would you invite her back? You're fucking stupid as fuck bro
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>>685608735
You won't marry your highschool sweetheart. That doesn't mean you should be a dick and cheat on her. If you want to sleep with more women break up with her and do so.
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>>685621261
STFU and get your tits out already.
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>>685620574
Who hurt you annon
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>>685621056

Pretty much this. A friend of mine cheated on his GF not too long ago. And although he never planned to date his GF seriously, he couldn't live it down and decided to dump her soon after (for other reasons though).

If you're want to fuck around, then don't date in the first place. Or date people casually. At least this way you will not be ruining other people's expectations, and you will not feel morally wrong for fucking someone on the side.

>>685621560
What anon meant is that you get people who cheat and think it's cool, but bitch and moan when they get cheated on. If you're gonna cheat, then you should expect your partner to cheat on you too.
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>>685621785
read the thread before you swoop in a start to give advices, you are so full of yourself faggot
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>>685621958
i know what they meant.
but anyway, OP..... if you can't tell her to get the fuck out in 5 minutes just fucking do it, because with a willpower like that you need all the chances you can get
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>>685621560
Oh girls who do the same thing are pussies too. I just happen to see more males bitching about it.

The first reply to my first post makes me laugh every time.
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>>685621848
I'M HELPING DAMMIT. MAYBE AFTER.
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>>685621977
better than being full of your dad's cock like you
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>>685621958
That and I don't think anyone who condones cheating in men but not in women are autistic.

If a woman condoned cheating in women and not in men I would think they're JUST as retarded.

Don't tell someone else to cheat if you wouldn't like getting cheated on. If you do, then you're a cuck and have your own set of problems.
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>>685622450
Well hurry up with your "helping" then.
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>>685615940
Just fucking do it, trust me your GF isn't the girl you'll end up with.
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>>685622388
well anyway, I guess there isn't anything left to discuss. I can hear the churchgoers getting out right now, what better time for tits of gtfo
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>>685622736
The faster they recognize the autism the faster the tits come out and I leave. Xx
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>>685622860
>>685622860
>>685622860
EXCUSE ME EVERYONE!
You are all been autistic!
Everyone STFU and pay attention to this lady.
She is offering bresticals for your compliance.
Thanks
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>>685622860
WE'RE AUTISTIC, HEUR BEUR DEUR LOOK AT ME IM SO AUTISTIC
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>>685617958
this
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>>685609620
this
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>>685608735
Don't do it man.
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>>685623285
STFU Dude. Boobies.
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>>685619715
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>>685623197
Thank you, you've been most helpful xx
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Test
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>>685623285
I am too man, HUAR HUAR HUAR I LIEK MATICULOOSY ARRANGING LEGOOOOOS

>boobs now?
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>>685623536
Boobies?
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>>685623630
Do they have to be mine tho
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>>685609620
This!
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>>685610674
Cucklord
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>>685623787
it simply works like that m'lady
timestamp would be great
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>>685623787
Yea....?
You better time stamp that shit too, bitch?
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>>685623787
whats the point if they aren't?
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>>685623923
See I'm fairly comfortable right now and grabbing a pen would be so much work rn
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>>685608735
Dont. And the faggots on 4chan are only sayibg this because it didnt work for them and that doesnt mean SHIT
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>>685624047
You get tits either way.

Cause you see, girls send nudes to each other all the time so I have rare ones my guy friends would kill to see, and in the end, that's better then posting myself...
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>>685624094
Stop been a lazy cow. Show us where the milk is.
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>>685619192
My hero
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>>685624299
BUT BEING A LAZY COW IS SO COMFY
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>>685624094
i know that feel
but tits gurl
it is really important
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>>685624334
LOL of course it is. >.<
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>>685624372
It doesn't matter that's the rules or you are a fucking guy
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>>685624298
sure if we cant proof fake we cant proof fake. remember that we can search the internets with our autistic brain power. sry for retard typing got booger on my finger so typing with one hand
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>>685622860
We're listening
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>>685624372
If you don't stop winging about it I'm gonna need to see where you piss from too.
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>>685624298
I get this feeling like you are trying to wiggle out a response from me. I won't acknowledge it and I won't respond to it.
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>>685624612
>If you don't stop winging about it I'm gonna need to see where you piss from too.
piss is such a harsh word.
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>>685624533
I just woke up can't I give you my facebook and an old picture? Like that's so much work
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>>685624699
While responding :p
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>>685612226
Have her dress up as a Japanese schoolgirl and make her apologize for pearl harbor
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>>685624612
If I lie and say I'm really a guy that will exempt me from getting up, right?

Okay then I'm a guy
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>>685624871
You are entertained. good, now entertain us with your boobs.
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>>685608735
>19 years old
Lol shut the fuck up kid
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>>685624712
TITS OR GTFO.
You're starting yo PISS me off.
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bro go google boobs why the fuck is it so hot to see some weird amateur boobs
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>>685625088
YEAH, GRANDPA CAN'T REMEMBER TO GIVE YOU GOOD ADVICE SO THIS TRIGGERS HIM
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>>685625160
That wasn't even me broski
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>>685624766
Instead of Facebook and old pictures, send a real pic and your Paypal. Will donate $5
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>>685625224
That's what I'm saying. Plus no one wants to see mine anyway, they're boring af and gross. I promise xx
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OP proof or fake and gay
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who wants to see my boobies ???
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>>685625383
$2 instead i'm poor
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>>685608735
>but i love my gf
tell your gf then.

its that simple. pick the truth
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>>685625224
the potential shame attached to it and it's OC
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>>685609620
It turns out if you aren't already cheating human garbage you can marry your first gf. It only sounds difficult because you people are fucking whores who would ruin a wonderful relationship for a quick fuck and therefore don't deserve shit.
Source: Married six years
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>>685625042
Do what you like.
You have just invalidated all your arguments and grown a penis.
Congratulations!
You are a faggot.
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>>685608735
didnt read,i dont care, gtfo
sage
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>>685625383
Did you just say my tits are worth $2.50 each?
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>>685625460
>>685625497
I want to see ALL boobies. We all want to see ALL boobies. It doesn't matter if you're a dwarf, whale or skeleton
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i kinda wanna show my boobs i like them
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>>685625660
It's better that you're not blinded. You'll thank me in the long run.
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>>685625637
Yeah ain't much for a sexual thrill if you got a decent job
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>>685625660
This!
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>>685625774
go for it
or get the fuck out
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>>685608735
Listen op... the anons saying just do it kight be right, but you have to take into account that this will crush your gf... think about it like this, you can break up with her first then do it somehwat guilt free but then itll still hurt her, you, and of course end the relationship. Not to mention that this new girl will probably juat continue doing her and her bf.... tbh fam you gotta think of it like gf vs T, weigh the pros and cons, and firmly decide that T is worth a bang at the cost of ruining your relationship or that you can live with passing up some ass. If you dont do it you should tell your gf what could have happened
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>>685625834
now i'm really curious
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>>685625834
Just show your udders love and we can all get on with our lives.
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You shouldn't shit in your own backyard... know what I mean?
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>>685611111
My eyes had to squint.
This is really a quint.
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>>685625997
Isn't everyone a little curious?
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>>685626000
I have trips now! Get on with it.
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>>685626000
Of sitting on /b/?
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>>685625911
jk im a guy u gay LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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>>685617637
You done goofed congrats on hurting the only girl who will ever love you
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>>685626194
I didn't make this arrangement a get
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>>685625834
Whip them out and stop wasting our time. Isn't it hot for you either way to know what people really thinks about your tits? In real life people lie, not here. Expose yourself, give in
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>>685626188
yeah, but i said i was reeeeeeeeeeally curious.
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>>685618565
Good plan. The people telling you it doesn't last forever lost their first gfs to the exact same justification. Relationships can never last for cheaters.
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>>685626258
Stfu mong
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>>685618565
i hope your gf is cheating on you rn 8)
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>>685626258
well fucking played fucking shit, you sure fucking type like a grill you fucking beta fuck. Post your tits and pussy anyways so we can humiliate you fucking cuck
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>>685626339
I do that enough on facebook tho
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>>685626505
lmao calm down
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>>685626547
On facebook people lie
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>>685625583
official cuck spotted your gf has enjoyed miles of dick
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>>685619386
>>685619192
I sincerely wish everyone with your retarded, childish worldviews was suddenly sterilized and put on a sex offender registry to prevent adoption.
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>>685626328
Well then you need to get, GTFO.
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>>685626446
bich u call me a mong and u look like this? go fuk ur dad u ugly bich
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>>685619753
Were electric typewriters a thing or is this chick typing at a printer?
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>>685626616
Not within my community, people are worse than /b/ tbh.

But jfc whiny men are never fun.
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>>685626565
welp, my curiosity has been quelled.
im out
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Ok bro. Gonna be straight up with you . You know shes down to fuck, obviously. You and your lasy friend are not going to work out. Sorry to say it. That shit doesnt last as bad as we want it to it doesnt. We go into different people. People the other didnt fall in love with. Forget morals anyway. Your girl is probably fucking this other girls boyfriend. Otherwise she would not be cool with the two of you hanging out
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>>685626759
Spot the fag
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>>685626831
i knew ur tits would look like swollen buttholes from ur face pic
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>>685626831
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>>685615940
Awwwww, there is a decent anon out there I'm happy :')
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>>685609113
Same situation here. Haven't cheated since the first three months, but still. Eats away at you a bit
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>>685626975
I warned you! No one wanted to listen, though.
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>>685612484
No it's not. I first saw my wife age 13
Wanted to fuck her raw
Do it every night
We're 'happy'
I want to kill myself
Don't ever get married
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>>685626654
Sorry you're so ugly that keeping one girl entertained for years at a time sounds impossible. Since you'll probably die alone I'll be sure to tell your story.
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>>685627142
I'm game, snapchat?
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>>685627223
I'd give it to you, but it's really gay and embarrassing
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>>685609886
This guy.

Listen to him.
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>>685626975
> swollen buttholes
kek
>>685627142
listen, you might be able to make it up if you post your other sensitive part
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>>685609113
can confirm, this
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>>685615940
I just realised this whole thing is bollocks. Good luck with this fake ass story bro
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>>685608735
>19
>Sleepover

Stopped reading, clearly op is closet faggot with -1 friends
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>>685616585
jerking is always the solution
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>>685626655
That's OK I respect your opinion anon.
I sincerely hope the next time you're crossing the street, you get run over by a bus. Hopefully the one you intended to catch. Cheap ass bus wanker.
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>>685627484
Well put
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>>685627332
If you think I'm interested in adding you to poke fun of your name and not look at you, something is wrong here.
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>>685627359
You're such a charmer

> finalsuccubus

Don't ask, I didn't make it
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>>685627655
Dubs don't lie
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>>685626831
Shape 10/10, Density 10/10, Nipple Area 6/10
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>>685627771
i know i am
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>>685609620
NOT THIS
Do NOT listen to this asshole, or those who support him. TALK to your girlfriend about the feelings you are having and see where it goes from there. TELL her you're a young, human male and as a result of how we evolved, you have the urge to have sex with other women. This does not mean you love her as a person any less. She may be hurt to hear this, but sex is different than love and what makes a relationship last is understanding and sacrifice. Whether she feels the same way or not, you should not lie to her about what you're thinking; this is who you really are, after all. I'm mad projecting, but it's because I've gone through this shit and it's really changed my outlook on what a relationship really is. Fuck what other people say, your girl is a human being who hopefully understands you in a way nobody else does, and you her. THAT is love. The other girl is a possible friend with benefits. It's really simple, but talking about sex has become so taboo in our society that people feel the need to hide it from others.
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I am yet to see tits with time stamp?
Why is this?
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>>685610674
fuckin cuck
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>>685608735

You're 19, go balls deep (with a rubber) and never look back. Don't worry about marriage at fucking 19.
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>>685628438
>young human male
bich go somewhere else
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>>685608735
It depends on what you value. If you want a one off bang/possible fuck buddy more than you want a possible long term girlfriend go for it. Realistically you won't have your current girlfriend forever, for even the next decade but killing it off prematurely for the sake of a fling would be foolish unless it didn't matter to you.

Do you want a possible fuck buddy or a possible long term partner? Do whatever you think is right faggot
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>>685608735
dont be a fag OP dont cheat
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>>685628864
What are you talking about?
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>>685617637
Who's car are you in?>>685608735
Same car?
I say fake and gay
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