Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Stay inside edition!
I fucking love Radiohead.
>>685568067
Right? It's weird seeing someone so buffed out acting all cute-moe
It's like seeing something I shouldn't have kek
a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
![38308ce5fa0dd9f5bdf843f36808bfaf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r6UyMZ0.jpg "38308ce5fa0dd9f5bdf843f36808bfaf[1].jpg")
Belarus claimed
>Я хачу беларусь мець сваіх дзяцей.
>>685567418
>My friend has a dread necromancer with an ancient skeletal dragon in his bag of holding
>he can summon 8 skeletal owlbears a turn, for 5 turns
>killing an owlbear causes a negative burst that is like channel negative energy for 5d6
>he can swarm you with owlbears in a turn
>not even epic yet
>shivering touch > you
>>685567844
Well our GMs do things right then. Nearly roasted our paladin with an 8d6 + 8 fireball by a fellow PC. We are lvl 6.
Time to sleep.
See you later everyone, enjoy your time.
>>685568262
claimed and going afk
>>685568022
gonna go
Eva and chill
ttyl!
>>685568171
I'd never let that fucker around my computer
![7998_-_animated_gif_crossover_hidamari_sketch_nutbladder_puella_magi_madoka_magica_tomoe_mami_wideface[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Kmm0DHo.gif "7998_-_animated_gif_crossover_hidamari_sketch_nutbladder_puella_magi_madoka_magica_tomoe_mami_wideface[2].gif")
>>685568447
Good night kyouko!
>>685568165
No rest for the wicked.
>Not asleep rattles
>>685568450
See you later
>>685568447
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Kyouko!
>Shiro
>>685567968
>ROBLOX
>ipad
Holy shit, what? Why for?
King of heroes claim
>equal best demigod edition.
>>685568447
Goodnight.
Milinda claim
>>685567496
Exactly. Now we just need an explosion mage... ;)
>>685567665
kek you should be...
>>685568171
Yeah. Its fun.
I will!
>I finally found a name for my 3rd helicopter too! You would like it
>THAT PIC! WHY MUST YOU TEMPT MEEE!
>>685567814
I see, then what are you up too right now?
>>685567838
>cuddles on my couch now
WHY ARE YOU HERE THAN? TAKE THE SHOT
>>685568171
MONTHS?!? NIGGA ARE YOU A PREIST I can't go like a day unless i'm too drunk to do anything, which rarely happens
>>685568277
......hot
>>685568399
Definitely feels....naughty
Also claiming, kinda distracted so responses will be slow
![hetalia_render___belarus_6_by_rendertalia-d8iogjk[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/EuEoHGl.png "hetalia_render___belarus_6_by_rendertalia-d8iogjk[2].png")
I'm going to go attempt suicide by eating a burnt burnt buuurnt bagel. Should I put on cream cheese?
>>685568667
Just random shit. Probably going to sleep soon.
>>685568450
>Eva and chill
>Kek'd
See ya later mang, have fun~
>>685568447
Goodnight~
>>685568619
>nudge nudge
>>685568667
>WHY ARE YOU HERE THAN? TAKE THE SHOT
He is leaving to "Eva and chill"
>wink wink
>>685568262
My Waifu
https://www.pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=2630&url=11591
>>685568530
Because he doesn't have a computer to play it on and I won't let him play it on mine
I don't know why he's so autistic about Roblox now... I told him to at least play Minecraft and he said Minecraft sucks
>>685568863
>>685568839
>Likes ROBLOX
>Hates Minecraft
At least you don't let him play on your computer. Also, have you tried asking him about the scripting part or something?
>>685568445
that happened tonight, wizard fireballed and hit the barbarian with it who then took a few other hits after long story short he died.
>>685567496
i hope so :)
>>685567665
ive thought about it believe you me haha
>>685568619
D8
>>685568812
Well i mean, thats the best end of night kinda stuff to do! haha
>>685568813
>Eva and chill
oooooohhhhh i see, #goals
>>685569043
>>685569094
>scripting part
wait u wot
>>685569230
>>685569138
Yep.
>>685569291
Yeah, I'm serious. It isn't easy scripting/coding in Minecraft.
>>685568319
Haha, I really need to go back and finish watching the English dub.
>>685568447
Sleep tight.
>>685568468
Keep that up, could only imagine what kind of cancer he'd spread
>>685568619
Kek, enlighten me.
>Why must you tempt me
Because you're cute when you're flustered.
>>685568667
I was shocked too man kek. Haven't had the drive in a awhile, don't know why.
>inb4 impotent
>A day
Lel you beast.
>Best idol claimed
>>685569366
ur waifu look big and strong why is she so bashful?
Claimed
>>685569365
>>685569507
Bashful is cute to me.
>>685569112
Well, thats what happens when a wizard hets too bang happy.
>declare targets properly next time
My unarmed rogue has had a fair bit of success
>we're at a party in our honor and it would be rude to take weapons
So far Ive tackled 3 people then jumped out the way as the fighter cut them in half.
>love them Vital Strike crits
>>685568813
>Wink wink
>>685569138
Whats new with you?
>>685569423
I named it "µ's"
Just for you <3
>I-Im not flustered! I swear!
>
My Godess
>>685569119
Why don't you go to these establishment where they offer some bdsm action?
>>685569138
Asuka living his dream
Lucky bastard kek
>>685569915
Still hangover?
>>685569119
haven't we all haha, have you met anyone thus far?
>>685569365
So if you don't really watch anime, when and how did you come across galko?
>>685569423
kek I don't realy have a drive so much as its just routine
>a beast
you should see some of the other people here haha
>>685569774
im going to sleeps now gnight /waifu/
>>685570218
>>685567332
>Damn, if a girl showed up to a date with those on I'd wife her up quick haha,
>wearing kneepads to a date
she wants to succ
> Robertas thing was pretty kickass but i want MORE
good shows are never long enough. shit like bleach runs forever, and the cut the good shit off after two seasons.
>>685568839
>>685570218
no not yet no gf luck for me
>>685570173
i might but they would have to dress as esdeath lol
>>685570310
thanks fam
>>685570225
>>685570218
It was the first anime I had watched since I was like 10.
>I watch anime, just not very frequently
>>685570243
sleep tight esdeath
>>685569915
nothin much, just the usual. Excited about my upcoming meet with a trainer haha, what about you?
>>685570173
why can't i meet my waifu IRL? its NOT FAIR
>>685570429
![Belarus-hetalia-belarus-24756673-970-1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K2IaV5f.jpg "Belarus-hetalia-belarus-24756673-970-1024[1].jpg")
G'night everyone. I think I'm about to collapse :P
>>685570402
You could provide the costume~
>wink wink
Goodnight!
>>685570554
One day buddy
One day~
>>685570243
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>685570276
Right? dying too young! But anyways, back to the bullet button shit. I really don't get it. Wasn't that made as a compromise initially?
>>685570402
same here, keep the spirits up!
>>685570429
ah i see, since you were 10? how old is the show?
>>685568521
>still not asleep rattles
>>685570173
Its starting to subside... slowly. I have to go to work in a few hours too..
>What have I done... kek
>>685570554
>trainer
Oh? What kind of trainer?
Im just chillin.
>>685570849
Same to you.
>>685571074
What're you up to, Sachi? Anything?
>>685569915
You don't know how big the smile on my face is right now.
You're such an awesome person <3
>>685570218
Was planning on edging a bit but after awhile just didn't want to do it.
Haha, what do they average?
>>685570243
Night mang.
>>685570603
Sleep tight.
>>685570702
One can only hope haha, but tbh, even if I did meet my waifu irl, she wouldn't dig me. so its all good haha
>>685571195
>>685571027
It aired earlier this year.
>I'm getting tired and what I said was probably confusing, sorry
>>685569805
I started with a rogue, I loved it.
But everyone eventually stopped showing up cause our DM was kinda bad.
>I'm gonna tie my horse to the post
>roll a check
>wot? I know how to tie a knot bro
>>685571097
You have made an horrible decision~
>and those are the bests
>>685571307
Feelsbadman.jpg
>>685571097
like, for losing weight. Its only once tho cus the first time is provided by the gym I just signed up for. in time you guys will be seeing a swol koko! haha
>>685571215
I tried edging, not really worth in my opinion haha as far as average I don't know, but there were some here who did like double digits a day
>>685571027
yep it was added as a specific exception so that millions of rifles wouldn't have to be permanently modified. But California officials are just fucking corrupt and uninformed. jerry brown has a good track record of saving us from this bullshit but its still up in the air for now. if it doesn't get signed this time they will keep trying and it will pass when a new governor is elected. but the same bills want to make people put serial numbers an really old guns that never had them and register ammo and go through a background check every time you buy ammo and all kinds of other stupid shit.
check out my new patch.
>>685571722
>>685570276
Doesn't shoot a gun-fag here
Why hold the gun like that? just curious
>Megumin
>>685571209
not much really, pretty bored
>bored rattles
Hello thread
>>685571595
It's a give or take thing really.
>Double Digits
U foking wot m80? Where do they find the time, enjoyment, and spunk? After like two nothing comes out.
>>685572061
What's poppin Yuno?
>>685571847
>>685571722
You two bouncing back and forth makes me feel wholly inadequate
>>685572029
Same here.
Stupid boredom.
>>685572061
Hey Tsundere-chan. How goes?
Posting from the couch underneath my 3D, hi all.
>>685572074
>>685572151
>bouncing back and forth
Nice choice of words.
>>685572244
Hello, traitor.
>>685572270
i try. Lol
>>685571355
I thought so, it seemed pretty recent, and yeah the whole "since I was 10" thing threw me off, but I get it, the sleep can be challenging haha
>>685571524
the feels
>>685571637
oh shit you were talking about cali! I didn't know that, thats gay af
>Fuckin love that patch
also that reminds me, i got my guns back the other day and i'm pumped, they're nothing special but I like em
>>685572151
Work with what you got.
Claim
>>685572120
Feeling kinda drained.. strange to say considering all I do is vidya
>>685572151
Lazy, see above
>>685571868
it's called thumb over bore. some people shoot like that because it makes their shooting stance more stable when rapid firing. It became really popular in the early 2000s when the magpul training dvds came out and 3 gun became more popular. basically you holds it like that and pull the gun back into your shoulder and your joints and muscles are lined up in such a way that you can hold the muzzle steady while blasting rapid fire.
some people feel its a load of shit and its not a classical shooting stance and it doesn't have as much of a benefit and its more tiring to hold a gun like that if you are trying to shoot for long range accuracy. your arm gets really tired locked out on the front of the gun. but it gives you a lot of muzzle control and you can move the gun from target to target quicker.
>>685572378
post your guns.
>>685572061
Sup nig
>>685572120
I dont get the time and enjoyment, but the spunk? after 2 your done? lol
>>685572539
What's crackin nigga?
>>685571215
Hehe glad I could make you smile <3
>>685571524
kek I know right?
>>685571595
Nice! Get swol m8
>>685572374
Shut your whore mouth.
>>685572342
>>685571209
okay so now it's not working for you either, the fuuuuck
Heading to bed
>>685572491
Impressive. Usually it at least takes me interacting with people before i get drained for no reason. Lol
>>685572386
Hello bounce bounce.
>>685572716
Lol. I know i know. Just fun to pick on people and their 3ds.
>>685572779
Still working for me sometimes? Lol
see >>685572374
>>685572720
>>685572378
Sorry about that.
>>685572730
Calm down Mugi.
>>685572944
>>685572914
Well, you're waifu a shit.
>>685572914
WTF. Whatever I guess it's just being buggy today, though it's been a while since it's done it.
>>685572944
>
>Barry
>>685572531
Gotta take some pics, but i'll do it
>>685572591
My knuckles, after I punch ya
>>685572603
I will, i'm bout to be straight up schwarzenegger in this piece
>>685572944
no worries! I thought it was funny :D
>>685572531
Alright, thanks for the answer~
>>685572827
Goodnight!
>>685572061
Hello YanTsun~
>>685572491
Staring at a screen for hours upon hours can make you pretty tired too.
>>685572539
Kek, who takes time out of their day to wank 20 times? Unless it's back to back of course and it doesn't seem fulfilling after the twentieth time kek.
>after 2 your done
Isn't that normal? Lel, gotta let it recharge.
>>685572603
Hope I can do the same for you <3.
>>685573148
das it mane
>>685573180
no problem.
>>685571215
>>685572914
I suppose doing the same shit over and over on Destiny is draining.. still don't know why I play it
>>685573148
Careful nigga, my jaw is pretty stronk, lucky you didn't break your knuckles
>>685573180
Hellooo megumin~
>>685573278
Or I'm just tired of life, dunno
>>685573112
Yeah does that sometimes from my experience.. Oh well.
>>685573095
No u.
Except not really.
>claiming yume
>>685568445
how are the
>best waifu legs
doing today?
>>685568447
farwell
>>685568813
>explosion
how are you doing?
>>685568863
moo
>>685570089
those legs!
>>685571074
still awake?
Bring me some coffee and legs to get my day startin little maid
>>685572244
>checked
how are you doing fuckin rabbit?
>>685573460
Well you can quit any time you want, no? Lol
>>685573303
>>685573148
DO IT! GET TO THA CHOPPA!
>>685573278
Just seeing you every day puts a big smile on my face <3
>>685572944
why :^(
it's after 2:30 anyways so i better just get off
goodnight everyone
>>685573528
>legs
I'm doing great! Thanks for asking~
Yourself?
>>685573460
Since when did you write like that?
I expected some of that yandere language kek
How are you doing friend~?
>>685573535
what vn is that?
>>685573650
I'm running low.
>>685573703
Goodnight.
>>685573703
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Moogs!
>Shiro
>>685573752
So am I.
>>685573751
Rewrite
https://vndb.org/v751
>>685573148
>>685573528
it's yume butt time.
>>685573743
i'd give her an explosion
>>685573535
I put in so many hours and I like pvp, its one of those things you love and hate
>>685573743
It happens
I'm pretty meh right now, need to clean up my room cause my bros are coming over tomorrow (MUCH needed thing, mind you)
>>685573826
Gotta keep it going.
>>685573422
Thank you based anon.
>>685573460
Aren't we all?
>>685573660
>A qt
>Smooth af
>Princess
Couldn't ask for anymore~
>>685573703
Sleep tight mang.
>>685574174
Nice dick there
>>685573949
Honestly, who wouldn't?
>inb4 normal people
>>685574017
Have fun cleaning that shit up~!
What's much needed? The bros coming over or cleaning up?
All my bros have moved out of town, fucking traitors lol
>>685574017
I get it. I only semi-recently kicked my league habit. Hard to quit games you've put a lot of games in to.
>>685574174
>>685574271
Lel, oh wow I did not see that when I downloaded that image
>Maki
>>685573743
well my day just started its not even 9 am over here
>>685573949
wha?
>get some butt
>>685573949
>>685574351
i think a normal person would too.
>>685574174
>>685574382
Maki what the fuck
>>685574382
:^)
its ok if you're a femboi
>>685574052
We might be able to make it.
>>685574174
Hehe you could, but then I would have to show you a mirror so you can see the best qt ever <3
>>685574472
At least until the next thread.
>>685574174
>>685574271
>>685574382
>>685574438
>>685574441
>accidental dick
For fucks sake how many times are we gonna have this.
>>685574583
Yeah.
>>685574174
Suicide cult when?
>>685574351
Both, all I really gotta do is dust my shelf thingy.. dunno what to call it.. its from ikea but it holds all my consoles and figures
Long needed to chill with my bros since recently getting the feels, its kinda affecting me mentally
>>685574357
I just need a goddamn job, its admitably unhealty staying in home day in day out
>>685574382
Gotta be careful with pics like that. Cute expression yes, then you look down...
>>685574429
Fair enough
>>685574426
It's super early where you live!
Euro-fag? It's almost 3am where I live~
>>685574174
Maki... what the hell?
>>685574740
Getting the feels.. Wanna talk about it?
>>685574785
>>685574785
Megumin seems to be covering up her dick too
>>685574438
Everyone makes mistakes :^)
>>685574441
Topkek.
>>685574518
Oh stop it you, a qt wouldn't fuck up like this lel.
>>685574658
You mean this has happened once before?
>>685574740
Once the kool-aid is done.
>>685574756
Yeah note taken lel.
>>685574785
Didn't pay attention to what was down below when I saved the pic.
>>685574779
>>685575046
Something like this yes.
>>685574785
yes I am the poland invading sarcastic asshole syndra loves
This sexy beast has been claimed, sorry boys
>>685575046
Everybody makes mistakes! I once posted a pic that had straight nudity in it and didn't even know till Miho pointed it out... kek
>Your still best qt in my book <3
>>685575027
You can tell by the extension of the blouse dealie. Obviously concealing a throbbing erection.
>>685574785
Read above. Sorry Megumin.
>>685574017
I need to finish this series some day
>>685575282
holy shit that's good.
>>685574740
>unhealthy
Shhhhh don't say that blasphemy here.
That gets you shot.
>>685575236
Cutting it close.
>>685575027
Looks more like covering he crotch because no panties
>>685575017
Thanks kind anon!
>pic saved~
>>685575046
Everyone make mistakes I guess~
>>685575150
German anon or Russian anon? kek
>>685575252
Shit seriously? I done fucked up too
I STILL CANT BELIEVE THAT PIZZA WAS ACTUALLY... SPIKE?!?!?!?!?!??!???!?!?!!?
>>685575496
!?!?!!?!?!????!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?
>>685575421
I've still got a couple.
>>685575527
!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!???!
>>685575559
!??!??!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!??!?!
>>685575252
On second thought, It looks like she's pulling the blouse
Still not convinced
>Megumin
>>685575597
to cover her large, throbbing penis. first stage of grief is denial. i'm sorry, but you must go through all 5 stages.
>>685575461
no probelm bro. it's been kicking around /k/ for a while. >>685575543
that lower tummy
>>685575252
>>685575461
Everyone in this fucking thread gets dick now
>>685575597
Pulling it out and downward...
Made it.
>>685575683
>>685575705
Fuck
>Megumin
