Why can't i get a boyfriend:(
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Why can't i get a boyfriend:(
>>685544969
Because you're a mentally ill male.
>>685544969
Because u have a dick
>>685544969
cuz ur a dat boi
Because you have a dick
don be sour
>>685545084
But i deserve dick
Because real men want someone with a bigger dick
>>685545181
Shut up faggot trap
>>685544969
Because you're obviously a trap.
>>685545181
>But I deserve to be shot
fixt
>>685545305
Jesus fuck... It better get bigger than that when you're hard.
>>685545181
No one deserves anything
>>685545305
>babydick
>>685545532
u lovely hunny
>>685544969
>>685545181
>>685545305
>>685545532
>>685545747
Because you aren't hitting on betas.
As long as your voice kind of passes, I wouldn't be able to say 'no' if you were coming onto me hard. And I have a girlfriend.
If you're looking for big muscular confident hot dudes, you're shit out of luck. Those guys want actual girls with actual vaginas and won't settle for the off-brand.
But betas can be attractive too, and betas can't say no. Most aren't super homophobic either, and are more willing to experiment. If you can use the right words, the right voice, and maybe the right touch, you could get all the kind-of-awkward cocks you could handle.
>>685545421
/thread
>>685544969
Because you're a faggot
>>685544969
I will be your boy freind
>>685545084
ding ding ding, we have a winner
is bait?
>>685546736
Everything on /b/ is bait newfriend.
>>685544969
You're a disgrace to the human race.
>>685546899
Pic of asshole and cock ?
>>685544969
Really m8? I mean look at you, you obviously have a penis
id fuck it
hell i saved the pics last time he posted. yes, id take him out to dinner and fuck him stupid after.
Post timestamp u fake fuck
>>685544969
get your head game right.
/soc/ is that way
>>>/soc/
>>685550441
stop wearing make up like a prostitute
I think you're pretty fucking cute!
op where are you from? id fuck you
>>685545181
>>685545532
>>685546899
>>685548785
>>685550750
1. Eat more, eat healthy
2. Do squats and other "butt emphasis" exercises regularly
3. Either start HRT or keep it up
4. If 1-3 have been done successfully, you would definitely give me, a straight dude, an honest-to-goodness boner.
>>685550750
Your unhealthy and out of shape.That is your real problem.
>>685544969
Because you're a boy.
>>685544969
Why can't i get a boyfriend:(
>>685550091
Bump for interest
>>685545838
damn.. I kinda hate to agree with you
I think that means I am beta kek
>>685551000
OP pls
>>685551959
>>685553008
New Jersey
>>685544969
Why don't you get a girlfriend you fucking faggot in a dress
I don't knimow why can't I get a girlfriend?
>>685553243
dont like girls
>>685548785
meh. I'd fuck you.
But it probably would be a short time deal
>>685544969
I'll be your boyfriend
>>685553100
>tfw just moved
I'm sorry op but not even your sweet ass is worth going back there for
>>685546899
I would love for you to lay that tight little sexy body of
Yours on tipoff mine while I rub your cute lil ass softly and kiss you gently on the neck and lips
>>685554914
good ol ayliums
>>685545084
"Mentally ill", I kek'd
>>685556082
Thank you for the reply . Please more of you I those sexy panties and those hot glasses
>>685556302
Haha I will take more soon (: My kik is Adorablebloomer if you'd like to chat
>>685546899
This pic makes me hard as fuck . Your sexy as hell . I'd give you anything you wanted any way you like
