Green Oculus.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Green Oculus.
Grey Sink. Im taking a shit right now
The pink blanket
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blue dildo
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Black Telephone
Black Beer. Btw, really great subtlety bragging about your gay porno vr headset
White cocaine
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The purple 16fl oz bottle of Lubriderm
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green charger
The Navy Tankard.
Eh, could be worse.
Blue waffle
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Not so subtle brag huh.
White Pudding.
Black Charger
>>685544445
So close.
Also, White Paper Towel
White Tomcat
Black Wrench
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Grey lighter
white mouse
>>685544938
i want to kill myself now
The red galaxy s7 edge
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No shirt soda can.
black mirror
The blue bookshelf
>>685545114
sounds like a cool party
Purple Cadaver
>tfw you work in a morgue
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Red pillow
Naked Pillow
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white multiverse version of me
Black Glass. Or if we're being specific, Black Wine Glass.
I guess I should have just went straight from the box this time
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A sort of off white (maybe even a light taupe-ish (or is it cream color)) corpse.
The blue chair
The green titan x
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Camouflage toilet paper
>>685544553
It's not just for gay porn tho
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black coffee
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>>685545182
Morgue buddies?
Or am I gonna need to clean up your mess and dress it in a nice suit?
THE NUDE PILLOW!
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shirtless omega shred
Grey jeans
White girlfriend
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the Black Trash can
The naked chihuahua
Grey remote
>>685544133
Nothing toilet paper... fuck.
black controller
Green wall D:
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black kirby plush
black pillow
Orange carcass
>>685545398
>you'll never see the shit he takes care of
Black Controller
White Ashtray!
>>685545730
kek
blue cup
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I am the night, I am BLACK WATCH
The blue tackle box
Grey Water bottle
White Teacup reporting in.
Complete invisibility in most catering/hospitality environments.
Ability to contain all blood spilled by my hand for use in easy clean-up and transporting samples for forensic analysis.
Liquid levels permitting: Ability to cause wet floor, useful when being chased, an on-foot oil slick.
Orange Jacket
White power cord. Fuck yeah.
Naked Dresser
>hehe
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Hawaiian Trashcan
Grey Ziploc Bag
The Red Nigger in a bus
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Black air.
red candle
White Sleeping cunt
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black printer
Pink condom. WTF? This game sucks....Im going home.
The White Woman.
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Grey pillow
The Black Bug Spray
blue brita
>>685545087
shoot up a school first
Im naked at the moment blue bucket
>>685546179
Women are NOT objects, sperglord.
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Crimson Pillow
Green Marijuana.
>>685546302
You're wrong
>>685546302
This faggot has artism
>>685545418
yes it is
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The Yellow Screaming Homo
Shirtless Computer Mouse
...Okay...
>>685546314
Red blanket reporting :3
Orange raped prepubescent girl
Grey Lamp.
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Red Jacket
I liek
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Nothing revolver?
>>685546302
hahahaha
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Black courtain
black naked ass
...im ok with this
The black monitor
Green Lantern... Uh, well then...
Grey Computer
>>685546179
You browse /b/ with a woman sitting next to you? Aren't you afraid she'll get creeped out and tell everyone you come here?
>>685546179
Timestamp or gtfo
Also: Grey Wallet, this bread sucks OP
Naked toilet paper
Brown Toilet Paper. Guess what I'm doing.
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blue nigger
>>685545087
Because he had to comment on someone getting a get? Yea me too, so much cancer.
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black glass
the maroon window
Gray Remote Control.
I'll go by The Gray Clicker.
>>685546302
>>>685546179
>Women are NOT objects, sperglord.
They are not objects, they are sammich machines.
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Black speaker...
>>685546832
what are you, gay?
He's talking about his silicone ass mold that he bought on amazon
Grey Death Star
Blue Ferris Bueller's Day Off Blu ray
>>685546854
God yer dumb. He wasn't saying that he's a woman, moron. He's saying the woman sitting next to him is the object to his right.
Can you count to potatoes?
Bluewater
>>685546832
virgin alert
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Black and white couch
Meh
>>685547060
What the fuck did you just say to me? I want a time stamp of both of their tits together
The pink scotch. So fucking gay
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Bareback Curtain
>>685547270
>doesn't count to potatoes
Bare Baby
>>685547060
DON"T TREAT OBJECT LIKE WOMEN, MAN
>>685544840
This.
OP is a massive faggot. Even more so for getting a rift instead of the far superior vive. Sorry for your loss, OP
Gray bed
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no balls
no shirt
>inb4 putin
and a basketball on my nightstand
>>685544445
same
No wall
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grey phone
Cumstein
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The Scarlet Bong
Red Toilet Seat. Is it bad to be proud of this?
red fat drunk passed out wife
Naked watermelon
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Skin bed
Naked sitting next to bed
Tie dye electronic piano
Im going to kill myself
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Black Mirror
Black Wall
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Blue nightstand
red noose
Black tweezers
Black Laxative Milk XD
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grey fire
I am the great blue piano.
Invisible vodka... Sweet
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red beer
Grey Cranberry
:(
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>blue shitter door
Grey toiletpaper
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Blue orange peel
Wow
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Blue mouse
Black Mouse
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Great
Black Calculator
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Shirtless Socks
The Black and Green Nazi Patch.
The Black Boot
Black Grenade
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The Naked Laptop
The blue piano
hello
wtf is happen in the main page?
hacked or something?
The topless belt
>>685552695
Holy fuck are you two years old
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SHITCOVERED NIGGER
The blue your sister.
>>685552793
men, explain something
The Blue Bong. My super power is eating naf naf and knowing SNL trivia
>>685549852
sup, i'm blue wall. want to be wonder twins?
Flesh Bed.
>>685552888
I have two sisters, which one
Nothing my wife
The shirtless mask
it's a dust mask, people here wear them when they get sick
Black bag
Gray Fan reporting in. Oscillating power in standby mode.
Grey Phone coming to save the day
>>685552940
gtfo pls
>>685553104
Than why the fuck you browsing 4chan Biggs?
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Grey throwing axe or Grey axe... I can work with this.
...
The Black Vape.
Great, I get to be a hipster superhero...
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Red windows...
Fuck this game.
Salmon dad
Blue cat.
My cats name is Blue.
>pic related
The Blue Table
Blue wall.
Red Tube. No joking.
Red Clock
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None Sunglasses or None Vodka...?
Black Brother
Black M&M
Blue Cup, the cup is actually blue, too.
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Black canteen
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No bathtub
Green Shower
Black Fleshlight.
I'm cool with that.
I'm trying to figure out my superpower with that though...
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black poster
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naked wall
No Hotdog. :/
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Grey Air
Blue Rubber
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>>685554650
looks like we got our own justice league.
Behold...
>Green Pants
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Hairy ketchup bottle
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black faucet
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Charcoal MacBook
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black toilet paper
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Black Mushroom.
Not a bad porn name either.
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Yellow Dr Pepper. ?!?!?
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Grey paper
The GreY Curtain
Red Soldering Iron
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Red-and-Blue Striped Binder
Pink Dragon Dildo
Green cushion
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The black barrel of monkeys
Black rakija
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Blue PC
perhaps I'm Deep Blue, i kill people by winning against them in chess.
Black Controller
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Shit fungus
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
Black beer
naked beer
Black boyfriend
Naked Sister
Black Cyberpower.
So I'm a Teen Titan...
Black snake. I like it
Plaid Ice Pick
Black bath tub.
I'm pooping right now.
Black Nigger
Plaid Whisky reporting for duty.
White pillow
Sounds like a racist hero who always get beaten up by black people xD
>>685557982
You have to..hmm...explain some things to me.
Also, "Black Book"
Blue Metallic Paint
salmon router
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Black banana
black mouse?
green treadmill
black water bottle
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Beige phone and my side kick the blue mug
The Blue Charger
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Red Kaiser Axe
Naked Curtain
Lilac sprite from McDonald's
>>685546614
You don't fight crime with your fists.
You fight crime with your mind.
You philosophize someone's shit up.
You logic and reasoning all over niggas.
Knowledge is your ammunition, intelligence is your gun.
Red Knife
>inb4 I'm also a mall ninja
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Shirtless next to sis?
>>685556871
You ever watch the Netflix Original Dare Devil and know about that connection with that one bad guy and the wall?
That reminded me of that.
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>Not going with "The Naked Gun"
Wtf is wrong with you?
The Yellow Cumsock. Fear me!
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The Black Pringle... ..the thing is, I'm not black.
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Grey Ashtray
Pink Cunny
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Exactly me
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>Blue ottoman
I bring rest to the sore feet of this city!
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>Cunny
What's a cunny?
>>685557982
>browses 4chan with sister
>browses /b/ with sister
>browses the porn + weird and taboo porn board of 4chan with sister
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>The None Curtain
>Brown Controller
So the police?
blue bottle
>>685560113
A vagina. But we all know that there is no vagina near him.
>>685560113
Found the virgin.
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Turquoise CPAP
>>685560226
What nation calls it a cunny? Australia?
>>685555571
You're just a bland hole people stick their meat in.
You're like a refrigerator.
>>685560368
>CPAP
>implying we speak klingon
>>685560449
Nigga you retarded? Who the fuck don't know what a CPAP is? Use google stupid gook.
>>685560601
>Nigga you retarded?
>asks the moron falling for obvious bait
Blue Potato Salad
>>685559979
>Trying to sound cool on an anonymous board
Popping pimples on the back of the same chick who friendzoned you, doesn't count as "cunny", you fag. Why you wearing a pink shirt, you dandy boy?
>Inb4 comfortable in sexuality
Brown Babywipe. I'm taking a shit...
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Black Pepper
Could have been worse
The Red Jar
The Black Fan
The Black Phone
Call a nigga up
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Black Cracker
Just call me the Black Dildo
Black Bong
Black Mouse sounds kinda cool. I'd prefer black rat. Which is secondarily cool because I was also born in the year of the rat and I'm half Asian. (Korean and not Chinese but whatever).
Black Piano if the mouse doesn't count.
Fear me, for I am the Black rabbit
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Thanks for the chuckle anon
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Grey Hot Sauce
black wall i actually like it :D
Blue Bowl
Red Cat
white meds
grey turban
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White chihuahua. Absolutely frightening. I know.
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Topless Penis
Grey wall
Green Mattress I know terrifying and slightly smelly.
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White Toothpick
Oh great im OP in highschool
The Naked Fan
Eh... I suppose I'll be a groupie or something?
naked 800 million dollars
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Yellow Thinkpad
Green narcissism
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Black Mouse. Sounds like some sort of rip-off of the Gray Mouser. I'm okay with that.
What sounds better?
Blue Revolver or Blue Shell Catcher?
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Green bottle
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The black cocaine
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White nigger
>>685564457
So crack then
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The blue 7 empty 5ths of whiskey and vodka
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Gray bathtub.
I am as well. I can be your sidekick or something.
black mug
Black Computer
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The nude wife?
Black Nothingness
Flesh Can.
