Lets get a "you have been banned" screenshots thread.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Lets get a "you have been banned" screenshots thread. Post yours or the ones you have from other users
>>685518218
you cant bump your own thread if there are no other posters yet
>>685518815
ok
thanks
>>685518971
>>685518218
>>685518127
summer has arrived early....
Bumperino
>No screen shot software
Don't cyber bully me
>>685520900
https://gyazo.com
>>685521078
Thanks man
>>685518127
>>685518127
lel
Not shopped at all.
Feels good I hurt some faggot mods feelings enough to warrant a ban for calling his gay little website a fag infested shithole
>>685521504
I hate banana pictures
>>685520900
What did you do????
>>685518218
>Bieng this new
>>685521504
Sure you did
>>685521702
I never really knew, but the most ban worthy thing was posting Mr. Hands in a beast thread
Anyone have the one from /k/ saying that silencers are illegal?
I didn't take a screenshot of it, but the last ban I was given, a couple months ago, was from /tv/.
We were discussing how sex scenes in the GOT seem to only be for tits sake were as in the book they further the story. I pulled up a pdf of one of the of the books and screen shoted and posted a paragraph of a lesbian scene cersei has that shows how much she's become like the late Robert.
Fucking got banned for a week because supposedly breaking rule 16.
mods sometimes are fucking retarded.
>>685518127
Have no screen shot, but i was banned like a mont ago because of a tor exit node.
Real 1
>>685518127
here
the conspiracy is strong with this one
>>685521972
Yes.
>>685520900
>No screen shot software
YOU MEGA NIGGER
THERE'S A LITERAL BUTTON FOR THAT ON EVERY KEYBOARD EVER MADE
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM MAD
>>685523483
>>685523483
I said don't cyber bully me
>>685522832
this be old
>>685520900
>No screen shot software
>>685520900
Press the prntscreen button and go into paint and click paste.
Where the one where someguy hacks a mods account, spams moots emails and a ton of other stuff?
>>685520900
>>685520900
>screen shot software
my sides will never come back
No screenshot but I got a month ban two years ago with the reason "I dunno lol"
Disputed it and was unbanned with the reply "fine fagget"
>>685518127
mless
>>685526318
>sending moot twenty emails of horsecock
kek
>>685526244
If this is real that's like some 4chan hall of fame stuff.
>>685526948
It was snacks
>>685527225
kek
god the times have changed fucks sake
>>685518127
Faggots.
>>685526363
story?
>>685518127
Faggots got butthurt over a twitch raid
kek
>>685528066
Posting sears catalog images?
>>685527731
Raids are forbidden? Lol, I've started a ton of raids and nothing happend
>>685528344
Yeah it's fucking bullshit. Some faggot reported and some faggot mod gave me a two week b&
>>685521504
oh hey january 29 is my birthday
>>685528622
fucking pedo.
>>685528344
yep, read the rules m8
>>685526244
my sides are in orbit
>>685518127
i was warned for reporting the wrong post but i didn't screencap it so dats fucking b8
>also check my dubs
>>685526320
>not 4chan
>>685529029
you cant talk about reports,or you'll get banned
>>685528766
haha what does that have to do with anything
>>685529172
wel thats also fucking bait innit mate
>>685528915
I did, you just proved that you didn't. Or you just dont care about sub rules
>>685529029
Got banned for this, fucking garbage!
>>685529172
Global rule 8 doesn't apply to /b/
>>685528344
>admitting that you broke a rule that results in a 2 week ban
bye bye
>>685529486
Rule 7
>>685529560
Global rule 7 still applies in /b/
>>685529732
You replied to the wrong person m8
>>685526948
This is where the
> something
> something
> ???
> PROFIT
meme came from
>>685529560
Do you srsly think they care?
>>685529786
^this
>>685529939
Nope
>mfw this will never be allowed again
>>685520900
That violates United States law? Tf? This website literally has videos of people being murdered and we frequently talk about illegal drugs and committing crime. Is 4chan actually retarded?
Got a two week ban for posting a webm of a girl wearing cat ears and a tail on /gif/ for furry outside of /b/. wasn't even mad, funny ban
>>685529956
It comes from southpark you fucking newfag
>>685530172
Gore isn't illegal, the other stuff falls into artistic works of fiction. They probably posted cp or something
>>685530173
RIGHT THAT IS FUCKING BAIT
>>685530281
MY POST NUMBER IS 685530400
The posts? People spamming YLYL threads
Also: Mods will ban you if you say you've been permabanned before
>>685530380
You probly werent even born when it aired
my post number is 685530600
>>685530566
lmao no
>>685530566
Negative ghostrider
>>685530149
Wtf is this kid
>>685530317
I've been banned for posting particularly graphic dog gore before, with that same message. a CP ban would be permanent
my post number is 685530822
>>685530317
I posted Mr. Hands getting fucked by a horse in a beast thread
i've been banned from /lgbt/ for talking about feminism before and from all boards for posting a tf2 aimbotter's steam profile link
>>685527614
Ah, the "no fun allowed" ban
I got a 3day ban for posting a pic of my cock in a hotdog bun on/ck/.
No pic tho it was on my old phone
I got banned for 1 week when I posted my face in a faces of /b/ thread in 2006.
I was 13 at the time.
>>685531071
kek
This post if it goes through, is only my 2nd time posting on 4chan EVAR.
Trying a 1st post ever on 4chan, on /po/ with some templates stopped me at *screenshot*
>>685531078
Kek
Got banned three day for posting some guy fucking a horse on a fur thread, then the mods refused my appeal and gave me a whole god damn month...
>>685531155
>Can't even ban evade properly
newfag
>>685531155
how the fuck do they know if you are evading a ban?
>>685531088
I don't understand this shit. Obviously mods know that you will come back. I once got banned for saying "I'm 17, but I turn 18 in 2 months."
I got banned for posting a gif of a dog fucking a woman. I didn't even know that was against the rules! Bestiality is, or was in the recent past, perfectly legal in some states. Plus I found the image on 4chan, which I realize isn't a guarantee that it's not a banned image, but yknow, it seems not so bad to post an image on the same site that you find it on.
>>685531155
Delete your fucking cookies before you go back...
>>685531155
>EVAR
Fuck off underage
>>685531329
I got a ridiculously short ban, too.
The mods work in mysterious ways.
>>685521882
>Bieng
I didn't even post this. ???
>>685531407
I got a 1 month ban for a gif of a guy fucking a horse
>>685531535
>we hate your entire country but if you pay us money we will allow you
kek
>>685531329
- Fuck children. Their opinions don't matter and they only shit up the place with their malformed, baseless vomit they call posts.
- It's a board where porn is allowed. You're not allowed to knowingly show porn to children. Plausible deniability is the reason for all of those "are you 18" click throughs on other sites.
>>685531688
>i didn't even post this
uninstall hola you fucking kike
>>685531320
I've known for years this system is fucked beyond all use. But finally posting... really, kids?
>>685531454
I'm 43 and drunk, kid. Don't you even remember your own vernacular?
>>685531735
So you're all for censorship?
>>685531535
Cause you're a sandnigger
>>685531735
I was never cancerous and autistic like the cunts you just described.
Don't have a scrncap but I got banned for this image as my first post ever waaaayyyy back
fag mods said was /b/shit
>>685521498
sir u made my day
Forgot to cap it but I got banned for saying AYY LMAO in an /x/ aliens thread.
>>685531078
>>685523356
the JEWS rule 4chan
>>685531897
Not letting children enter is not censorship, you stupid child.
>>685532077
Fresh off the boat from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You've got no reputation here, you've got no name, you've got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>685532074
kek worth it!
>>685532074
kek
>>685531966
Or, more likely, you just didn't know that you were.
>>685532099
>their opinions don't matter
moot was underage& when he made 4chan.
Why are you using the product of a childs time?
>>685531718
> sees image
*tips fedora*
>>685518127
>>685532074
Noice
>>685531511
Should be noted that I'm actually 29, I just posted "I'm 17 but I'll be 18 in 2 months" while I was mocking some idiot on a fortune teller thread or some shit. They banned me for 3 days then a full month for evasion
>>685532397
kek
>>685531897
Lolwut
>>685532189
It's retarded to think that just because someone hasn't been alive for 18 years, that all their opinions are irrelevant and invalid.
You can be exposed to /b/tards for years, and realise how stupid you are, and stop being a cunt.
Age won't really change that.
>>685527661
Someone posted a picture of his mom. Can't you read, you faggot?
i always see those threads challenging mods but i rarely see them ban anyone.. and here bunch of bans for literaly nothing
>>685532585
4chan mod here. No one gets banned unless they post CP.
>inb4 everyone in this thread gets banned for not liking mods
So, for a while, I was using different phones, returning them when they didn't work, but I went through four total. I don't know if it's because of that it what, but I kept getting banned due to "avoiding ban". Then I'd go back to the site a second later and it would be fine. Then after a week or so, I'd get a notification that the ban was lifted. Do you know why this would happen?
>>685532663
>Lies
So sad I didn't screenshot my "posting cp is illegal" ban
>>685532663
>obviously going to get b& for impersonating mods
>>685532510
I know this wasn't your original point but that's not why the 18+ rule exists
>>685519146
He said, repeating the same mantra from the summer before. And the summer before that. Not wanting to admit that the year before, he'd been on the receiving end of this very same "insult".
Which is like being accused of being the newest turd in an old toilet left behind a motel.
>>685532770
Happens to me at my mom's house when I was visiting. She owns a campground and they have this printer that gives out different passwords for wifi to the campers. I had used a few of them while I was there and I got banned for using a dynamic IP or some shit
>>685532846
>>obviously going to get b& for impersonating mods
>impersonating
>>685532125
nice pasta lil fag
no gtfo the internet
>>685532846
>obviously gonna get b& for resonating mods
>inb4 banhammer
Okay how many of you have been banned then evaded the ban and got banned again for evasion? Like really how do they tell you evaded the shitty ban system?
>>685533981
>nice try mod
>>685533981
Some soft of magic called dem cookiz
>have a nice webm
>3.75 mb
>3mb limit
no cp today, boys
>>685534387
Yep but once you delete the cookies how do they tell? Like really
>>685534513
https://we()tl/Rp5S3Hc4lA
put it on wetransfer
For speaking ill of the Green Bay Packers.
>>685534387
Kek... My God.
>>685534689
>dat version of FF
>win 95
>dial up internet
im hard just thinking about this.
In /x/ there was a one year period when any posting of an image of a raven earned you a one to three day ban.
>>685534607
You didnt delete them hard enough then
>>685523703
Who could tell... it really worked!
For posting in a thread much like this one.
>>685534897
I think it's WinXP, with a good Internet connection..?
>>685534897
You have to be 18 to post here
>>685535155
yup the same as saying
"Even though I am a faggot. 4chan, could you please not call me a faggot"
>>685533138
moar?
This one caught me off guard, no I did not have a virus.
>>685528492
>not knowing how to reset ip
Newfag detected
>>685535225
>>685535291
I was using dial up until 2012?
>>685526201
kek.
I regret nothing!
>>685520900
>No screen shot software
gr8 b8 m8
>>685532690
Never forget our brave banana shitposters who fight this cancer.
first time
>>685535608
You sick fuck
>>685535608
lel, they sexualize Yotsube themselfs..
>>685536139
dude, if you fake, fake better.. that's just.. fuckn newfag
>>685530380
I'm gonna need bout tree fiddy you fucking faggot
>>685527614
>uncalled for catchphrases
>>685531890
>don't you even remember your own vernacular
why would he? its not like he has been here a while. we reddit now.
Last was 1 day for raid post. I posted a screencap of me talking to a young girl as proof I date a 16 yr old. No personal info shown and they still banned me.
Prior was for 14 days for posting a young Odeya Rush in a "girls you'd like to get a blowjob from" thread.
>>685531155
the hell did you do to piss off fucking /po/
>>685537048
wow, good job with the IP.. i really can't read it.
I'm banned on my 4g data for ban evasion. Have to use normal wifi when I'm outside. I have no life
>>685531718
what is left is [censored]chan and [censored]chan (im pretty sure those are still bannable phrases)
aside from never posting cp or gore i have never been banned for a lot of things listed here
I got a 1 day because mycherrycrush gifs are copyright protected or something
>>685531535
to give the nip owner of 4chan more jewgolds
I think I'm currently banned
>>685537891
Or not
>>685521498
Survey link?
Remember to ise your phone for ultimate shitposting
Turn mobile data on
Then turn it off and on again
Repeat
>>685535385
Actually you can't always reset the IP... I know few cable ISPs where you get one IP and it remains for a time. (like static IP but it chnages maybe one time in 3 months)
Yes ... even after reseting the router because providers DHCP servers have a huge lease time
>>685527731
fags always report and ruin fun
>>685526201
kek
