What the pic says.
Get trips and I shall do your bidding
Stop posting for a year starting immediately.
put the knife away.
watch TV.
post results.
idk lol
Peel an apple
Cut in every finger a small cut enough to spill blood
slit your wrists, sideways
Cut an orange
Cut your dick off. Post pics.
>>685488635
reroll
>>685488440
bin dat knife, you britbong
Peel your dick.
Buy a big mac
>>685488440
Cut off your dick
Cut cheese
>>685488440
Insert blade in pooper
>>685488440
cut "dat boi" into your thigh
Cut off little toe
Cut a swastika into your palm
Will you accept dubs?
>>685488880
HOLY SHIT QUADS
>>685488927
Rerolling for this
go outside, mug someone
shove knife in pooper
>>685488440
Cut off your fingertips so you can never shit post again
>>685489029
This
>>685488440
Cut the seam of Ur balls open then watch all seasons of friends on Netflix
>>685488815
kek
Carve a penis in your mom's soap.
go to bed
>>685488984
Roll
>>685488815
Did you really google how to take a screenshot you fag
Carve a big dick on your forehead. Must leave scar.
Circumsise yourself
Make small cut on eyelid. Which eye is up to you.
Pray to God to be repented.
>>685489133
being this new
>>685488988
You think quads is badass?
I saw quints yesterday.
>>685488984
Rollz
Help me with my math homework
>>685488815
>>9gag
fag
send me the knife, i collect them
>>685488815
Lol @ the my little pony tab.
>>685488815
Male feminism-bing.......
Under fingernail of your choice
Call the knife company see if they will sharpen and repair the knife for free and demand instant satisfaction and solutions
>>685489147
Rerolling
Fold the knife.
>>685489258
Being this new
>lurk more
Take the knife to your local police station and tell them you have suicidal thoughts before handing over the knife.
>>685488440
Insert blade under fingernail
Carve your birthday in roman numerals on the top right of your chest.
>>685488440
Cut wrists deep enough to bleed out, if still alive your banned from 4chan for life no exceptions
>>685489320
Rerolling
Kill self with that knife on cam
>>685489390
Roll
Chop off your dick
>>685488440
Report yourself in the nearest UK police office.
>>685489435
Reroll
>>685489320
Really going for the possibility of pissing off the knife company go go good customer service
Eat a light lunch and take a nap.
>>685488635
Reroll
>>685489486
Reroll
Whittle an exact replica of your penis out of wood. Post comparison photos after.
Split tongue or put as far down dickhole as possible
Take a mirror pic with a clown wig on, while making a tuff guy face with your left eye closed and wearing a Hawaiian button up shirt with no pants or underwear on, a sock on your left foot and a shoe on your right foot, with a time stamp with a hole in the middle for you to put that little dick through, holding the knife in your right hand and taking the pic with your left hand, and a DVD of step brothers on the ground next to your right foot.
Insert it totally up your asshole as far as you can inside. Go to hospital and say you have something stuck inside you.
Fuck your neighbour daughter in the ass with that knife regardless the age
>>685489549
Rolling again
>>685488635
reroll boii
Roll 4 Satan trips
>>685488440
stream cutting your wrist down the street
>>685489613
Found the arab
>>685489556
Rerawl
>>685489586
Re roll
Set yourself on fire.
>>685489320
this
>>685489556
rolling for this
Cum on your knife and cut your tong with it
>>685489621
Reroll
Stab your tv
Cut an orange with it
>>685488440
Skin your hand.
>>685489556
Reroll
>>685488440
Stick inside urethra
stab yourself in the heart
>>685489819
Reroll
>>685489773
re-roll
>>685489768
Reroll
>>685489839
reroll
>>685489854
Fuck one more time
Kill yourself
>>685489839
rerollio
Cut foreskin off
Flush the knife down the toilet.
Stop being a faggot go outside
>>685489900
The double dubs
>>685489931
yes
Kill penis
Ravioli ravioli, give me the tripioli!
skin a living cat and serve it to your neighbours
>>685489839
rerollioe
Take a nap.
>>685489214
nigger
Why don't you just come over and end my life already?
>>685489998
Fuuuuuuuu
>>685489839
rollinoake
knifie in the pooper
>>685489851
Roll
Cut off your hand and eat it.
>>685488988
>>685489133
>>685489272
>>685489258
>>685489272
Found the newfags, fuck off
Stab it through your hand.
stab your toe
Remove a testicle
>>685489320
Good luck calling the Swiss army fucking retard
Go the fuck outside and kill a bitching squirrel
>>685489839
rolling, god damn it
>>685488440
stick knife in pooper
>>685490011
Winrar
>>685490191
Roll
reroll ^
>>685489839
rolling,
>>685490031
rolling for this, come on OP help a brother out
>>685490265
Newfag
teach me how to triforce
>>685489320
roll
Squirrel is kill
>>685489839
rollboat
>>685490333
Damn you
>close knife
>put lube on it
>in anus
>???
>profit
>>685490333
YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE
>>685488635
roll
Shiv ur foot
>>685490265
trips* not dubs fuckboy
>>685490333
wasted opportunity
Carve leafy into your arm pls and thx
>>685490393
this
>>685488440
remove pinky finger.
Impale a squirrel and throw it at your neighbors window.
Slice open nutsac
>>685488988
Fuck off newfag
>>685490333
Just missed quads and now this, I'm going to kms
Knife in cock
>>685488440
Shin your penis without touching the head
>>685489839 reroll
make yourself a meal
Urethra with knife
>>685490174
topkek
>>685489839
rolling, I can do this all day.
put it in a toaster