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What the pic says. Get trips and I shall do your bidding

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What the pic says.
Get trips and I shall do your bidding
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Stop posting for a year starting immediately.
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put the knife away.
watch TV.
post results.
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idk lol
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Peel an apple
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Cut in every finger a small cut enough to spill blood
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slit your wrists, sideways
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Cut an orange
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Cut your dick off. Post pics.
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>>685488635
reroll
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>>685488440
bin dat knife, you britbong
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Peel your dick.
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Buy a big mac
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>>685488440
Cut off your dick
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>>685488888
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Cut cheese
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>>685488440
Insert blade in pooper
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>>685488440
cut "dat boi" into your thigh
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Cut off little toe
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Cut a swastika into your palm

Will you accept dubs?
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>>685488880
HOLY SHIT QUADS
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>>685488927
Rerolling for this
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go outside, mug someone
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shove knife in pooper
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>>685488440
Cut off your fingertips so you can never shit post again
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>>685489029
This
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>>685488440
Cut the seam of Ur balls open then watch all seasons of friends on Netflix
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>>685488815
kek
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Carve a penis in your mom's soap.
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go to bed
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>>685488984
Roll
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>>685488815
Did you really google how to take a screenshot you fag
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Carve a big dick on your forehead. Must leave scar.
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Circumsise yourself
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Make small cut on eyelid. Which eye is up to you.
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Pray to God to be repented.
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>>685489133
being this new
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>>685488988
You think quads is badass?
I saw quints yesterday.
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>>685488984
Rollz
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Help me with my math homework
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>>685488815
>>9gag
fag
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send me the knife, i collect them
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>>685488815
Lol @ the my little pony tab.
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>>685488815
Male feminism-bing.......
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Under fingernail of your choice
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Call the knife company see if they will sharpen and repair the knife for free and demand instant satisfaction and solutions
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>>685489147
Rerolling
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Fold the knife.
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>>685489258
Being this new
>lurk more
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Take the knife to your local police station and tell them you have suicidal thoughts before handing over the knife.
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>>685488440
Insert blade under fingernail
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Carve your birthday in roman numerals on the top right of your chest.
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>>685488440
Cut wrists deep enough to bleed out, if still alive your banned from 4chan for life no exceptions
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>>685489320
Rerolling
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Kill self with that knife on cam
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>>685489390
Roll
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Chop off your dick
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>>685488440

Report yourself in the nearest UK police office.
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>>685489435
Reroll
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>>685489133
b8
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>>685489320
Really going for the possibility of pissing off the knife company go go good customer service
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Eat a light lunch and take a nap.
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>>685488635
Reroll
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>>685489486
Reroll
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Whittle an exact replica of your penis out of wood. Post comparison photos after.
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Split tongue or put as far down dickhole as possible
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Take a mirror pic with a clown wig on, while making a tuff guy face with your left eye closed and wearing a Hawaiian button up shirt with no pants or underwear on, a sock on your left foot and a shoe on your right foot, with a time stamp with a hole in the middle for you to put that little dick through, holding the knife in your right hand and taking the pic with your left hand, and a DVD of step brothers on the ground next to your right foot.
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Insert it totally up your asshole as far as you can inside. Go to hospital and say you have something stuck inside you.
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Fuck your neighbour daughter in the ass with that knife regardless the age
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>>685489549
Rolling again
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>>685488635
reroll boii
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Roll 4 Satan trips
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>>685488440
stream cutting your wrist down the street
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>>685489613
Found the arab
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>>685489556
Rerawl
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>>685489586
Re roll
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Set yourself on fire.
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>>685489320
this
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>>685489556
rolling for this
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Cum on your knife and cut your tong with it
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>>685489621
Reroll
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Stab your tv
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Cut an orange with it
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>>685488440
Skin your hand.
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>>685489556
Reroll
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>>685488440
Stick inside urethra
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stab yourself in the heart
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>>685489819
Reroll
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>>685489773
re-roll
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>>685489768
Reroll
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>>685489839
reroll
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>>685489854
Fuck one more time
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Kill yourself
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>>685489839
rerollio
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>>685489887
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Cut foreskin off
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Flush the knife down the toilet.
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Stop being a faggot go outside
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>>685489900
The double dubs
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>>685489931
yes
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Kill penis
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>>685489931
Re
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Ravioli ravioli, give me the tripioli!
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skin a living cat and serve it to your neighbours
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>>685489839
rerollioe
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Take a nap.
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>>685489214
nigger
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Why don't you just come over and end my life already?
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>>685489998
Fuuuuuuuu
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>>685490000
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>>685489839
rollinoake
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knifie in the pooper
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>>685489851
Roll
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Cut off your hand and eat it.
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>>685488988
>>685489133
>>685489272
>>685489258
>>685489272
Found the newfags, fuck off
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Stab it through your hand.
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stab your toe
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Remove a testicle
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>>685489320
Good luck calling the Swiss army fucking retard
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Go the fuck outside and kill a bitching squirrel
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>>685489839
rolling, god damn it
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>>685488440
stick knife in pooper
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>>685490011
Winrar
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>>685490191
Roll
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reroll ^
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>>685489839
rolling,
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>>685490031
rolling for this, come on OP help a brother out
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>>685490265
Newfag
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teach me how to triforce
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>>685489320
roll
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Squirrel is kill
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>>685489839
rollboat
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>>685490333
Damn you
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>close knife
>put lube on it
>in anus
>???
>profit
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>>685490333
YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE
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>>685488635
roll
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Shiv ur foot
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>>685490265
trips* not dubs fuckboy
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>>685490333
wasted opportunity
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Carve leafy into your arm pls and thx
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>>685490393
this
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>>685488440
remove pinky finger.
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Impale a squirrel and throw it at your neighbors window.
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Slice open nutsac
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>>685488988
Fuck off newfag
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>>685490333
Just missed quads and now this, I'm going to kms
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Knife in cock
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>>685488440
Shin your penis without touching the head
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>>685489839 reroll
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>>685490333
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make yourself a meal
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Urethra with knife
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>>685490174
topkek
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>>685489839
rolling, I can do this all day.
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put it in a toaster
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