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Tell me your best
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I am independently wealthy.
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>>685485563
i am filthy rich
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I only have white, rich, hung, need a fourth
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>>685485563
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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>Make me a sanwhich
>wash the fucking dishes
>clean the fucking house
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Make me a sandwich
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>>685485563
Can't stump the Trump
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I don't do Anal
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>>685485563
im cumming inside you
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more pls
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You wan sum fuk?
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>>685485563
>asks about women
>posts a sheboon and a nigger pic
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"use my card, baby"
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>>685485563
That wasn't my wallet.
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>>685485563
I'm wearing a condom
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"I'm finally off probation"
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>>685485563
I like your dick
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>>685485563
I fixed the sink
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I have terminal cancer.
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You're my favorite side-bitch
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>>685485563
You taste like grandma
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>>685485753
wat
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>>685485563
im pregnant
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>>685485563
I fucked your mom.
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>>685485563
I kept the receipt
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>>685486505
fourth is ninja.
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You pick dinner tonight.
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Guess what, chicken butt
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>>685485563
Tongue punch fart box?
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"Do you wanna bet?"

This shit here helps you converse with her even more.

Good luck /bros/
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>>685485563
I support Donald Trump
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Check out these dubs.
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But who was phone
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succ me bb pls
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>>685485563

I fucked your mom
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>>685485563
I watch zebra porn.
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>>685485563
give me the suck
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Heres your Child Support
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>>685485563
>U want sum fuck?
>>685485867
KEK
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i browse 4chan daily
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>>685485753
Virgin?
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>>685485563
"tum muhfugen bix nood"
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Fifteen dollars beaucoup money
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>>685487477
Check'em
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Bush did seven eleven
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>>685487470
Kek
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>>685485563
This smell like chloroform?
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>>685487744
George Dubdubya Bush
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>>685485563
niggers tongue my anus
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>>685485563
My cock sprays money
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shhhh ,, let it happen
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I positive for everything
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mission report december 16 1991
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"Cuck me with bbc."
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I am the father
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I accidentally inside again
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>685485563
Yes, I eat pussy.
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>>685485563
make me a sandwich.
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>>685485563
Nigger, check these dubs.
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Gas the greedy kikes
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Taylor Swift is ugly.
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"Mission report, december 16"
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ooga booga muh dik

bix nood muh fugga

fuk da po leece

Post humans next time.
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>>685485563
That'll be tree fiddy.
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around blacks, never relax
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"You... you... DOUBLE NIGGER"
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>>685485563
i collect rare pepes
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HERE COME DAT BOI
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>>685488673
i collect rare bois
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my cock's an alligator
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>>685486502
>You taste like grandma

kek
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My dick is huge
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>>685485846
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>>685485563

i'm black and rich
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>>685485753
Endurance
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>>685485563
white rich hung good-looking
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>>685488673
oh shit wuddup!
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Omelete de fromage
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>>685488762
Oh shit wat up
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OP is a faggot
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I've got some blow
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here come dat boi
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im going in dry
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booty, meat, dingle, sack
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Live long King Trump
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>>685485563
Don't worry, it's circumcised.
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>>685485563

Your mom can watch
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Let's go dildo shopping!
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I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
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>>685485563
whats your favorite anime?
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>>685485563
AIDS test is negative
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i faked the orgasm
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Let's watch some PewDiePie
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>>685486472
Sorry to hear that anon :/ hope you beat it somehow.
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This is Whitney Wisconsin.
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make amiriac gret again
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I slipped it in
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>>685485563
(Here comes dat boi)
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This thread is cancer.
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Tyrone is coming over
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>>685485563
I gots money bitch

My dicks 3 inches

You look like shit

I killed your family

I bought you anthrax
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I am sterile, honest.
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>>685485563
Let's watch Seinfeld together
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You won't enjoy this.
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>>685485563

>Dick ejaculates chocolate money
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>>685485563
my name is dan
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>>685486472

Keep fighting we here for you bro.

>Guilt trip nurses into giving you handjobs cause you are a virgin.
>Do this to every nurse you encounter
>Make nurses jack your dick blistered
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>>685485563
Taxation is a theft.
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>>685495318
>government get out reeeeeee
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>>685485563
It's going in dry
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>>685485563

White pride world wide!
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your sister dumped me
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>>685485563
you can fuck him
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>>685486111
nice trips
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>>685485563
Want rape or murder?
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>>685486812
Middle age fag detected
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