If you don't smoke cigarettes you're a beta cuck
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If you don't smoke cigarettes you're a beta cuck
>>685481735
K
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ok m8
>>685481735
>tfw smoking a pack everyday
cigs are horrible
>>685481735
Yeah that makes sense.
>>685481735
fag?
>go outside
>>685481735
I do smoke cigs, but I usually limit it two 1 to 3 a day, i know it's bad for you, just like pretty much everything else, but I've got nothing to live for, smoking gives you a high, it gets rid of stress, it fucking tastes amazing if you got some good cigs, a cig with coffee and good breakfast fuck it's so good. it curbs your appetite and helps you drop a few pounds.
>>685481945
you cant /thread your own post newfag
>>685482642
This
>cigarettes
disgusting m8
Do these count?
I smoke a pack and a half of Marlboro full flavors a day and even I'll say that's just not correct.
>>685482965
No menthol suck
I maybe a beta cuck but at least I don't have a lung cancer.
>>685481735
OK, I mean...if you say so
>>685483269
Fuck you I like menthol. I also smoke the original and full flavor Cheyennes though, the menthols just happen to be what I have at the moment.
best cigarettes you smoked?
Id rather be a Beta Male
>than a zulu male ciggy fag like you
>>685481735
Yes so beta considering you smokers would be out of breath in 15 seconds if you ever got in a fight
>>685483283
Enjoy your prostate cancer and AIDS from all the dicks that get put up your ass faggot
>>685481735
Good thing i smoke marlboro blacks them
>>685484751
I'm a smoker. I can run a mile in 8 mins and consistently run about 20 miles a week. Smoking kills your stamina as much as sitting on a PC and batching about other people
>>685481735
Have fun dying of cancer faggot
>>685484922
No it doesn't it fills your lungs with tar and other garbage
If you don't suck on at least 30fags a day you're a faggot.
>>685485591
That's actually true
>>685481735
>>685481735
Im not weak
>tfw wanting to be a beta cuck
Smoking is fucking great, but you feel better without it (you know, after like 2 months)
>>685486213
This
to be honest I loved smoking but the effect it had on my lungs was horrible, I'd cough alot and wheeze whenever I breathed so I had to quit
>tfw couldn't breathe without it sounding like im blowing a whistle
>after metal
>after sex
>before taking a shit
Its expensive, bad for your health and you cant smoke anywhere anymore. But fuck, any of those 3 above is worth trying at least a couple times during life
>>685486633
What's a metal
>>685486633
>after metal
U mean after a Bathory gig?
Smoking after a meal is great tho
>>685481735
good luck smelling like shit OP
>>685486922
Cigs smell good
>>685481735
Talk to me in 40 years when you lose a lung fuccboi
>>685481735
why anyone smokes cigarettes where weed is legal baffles the mind. Weed is safer, the high is better, it's cheaper, c'mon!
>>685481735
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>if I don't kill myself slowly
>if I don't give myself cancer
>if I don't prematurely age my skin
>if I don't rot my teeth out
>if I don't enjoy the smell of cancer
>if I don't want to waste hundreds of dollars on cancer causing sticks
I'm a cuck.
No.
Because no.
>>685488419
>hundreds
I wish it was only hundreds I spend 4k a year on cigs
>>685488138
Maybe because tobacco and cannabis arent the same thing?
>why anyone would drink beer if there is orange juice
>>685489030
Lold but you're right
>>685489030
Poor argument. Beer is an alcoholic beverage. Orange juice isn't. If you want a 'high' drinking orange juice won't do that.
Does anybody roll tabacco here? I can get a really cheap tobacco and ship it to people. I'm thinking about selling it online. Would anybody consider buying it?
>>685489187
>>685489030
nicotine and THC are both drugs
>>685489891
>nicotine is a drug
maybe to some little wimp
>>685489891
>>685489281
But not the same one, thats the fucking point
>>685490037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotine
>stimulant drug
>>685490136
nicotine and THC are closer than beer and orange juice
>>685484752
Actually stimulating your prostate is a good prevent measure against a prostate cancer so...I wouldn't be so sure about all that stuff you've just tried to get over to me.
>>685490136
WTF! nobody said they're the same. Weed is just better!
What? No, I can't cook
>>685481735
if you don't VAPE you're a beta cuck
>>685481735
Smoking is kind of wearing out your facial skin. Instead of getting wrinkles and fine lines in your early thirties you're going to get them in your mid twenties. Enjoy your shittly look man.
>>685481735
Guess I'm a "beta cuck!". But remember...I really want you to enjoy the following
-Coughing up brown or even reddish goo every morning.
-Smelling like a walking form of cancer and disease everywhere you go
-Having difficulty running or jogging more than 3 minutes.
-Likely dying by the age of 50 (most people live to 80, but, you're so cool you can shave 30 yrs., right?)
-Taking forever to heal an injury that happens to your hands or feet.
-Heart Disease. This may not kill you, but, the heart attack you will likely suffer one day will.
-Being secretly hated by all your non-smoking co-workers for taking 20 smoke breaks a day.
-Being secretly hated by all your non-smoking friends for leaving or delaying events, dates, and parties because "you have to grab a smoke" or "go for a quick walk" (which means you're smoking).
-Hiding it from your kids constantly so they don't end up a pathetic, hacking, and slowly dying lunger like you.
>>685490769
How so? I smoke around 45 cigarettes a day and my skin is fine
>>685490769
NOT IF YOU START IN YOUR MID TWENTIES
Would anyone consider buying 200 grams of tobacco for 20€? I'm thinking about selling it online.
Almost forget about teeth. Smoking also damages the enamel of your teeth.
>>685481735
My grandmother smoked 2 packs of Doral 100's (soft pack). She started when she was 14. She died of old age when she was 92. The only reason I quit is because I started disliking the taste and smell.
>>685491030
Not if you have fake teeth
>>685491101
*a day.
Smokers taste like shit when you kiss them, reason enough not to.
>>685481735
Go outside op
You're a faggot
>>685490903
> I smoke around 45 cigarettes a day and my skin is fine
What is wrong with you dude? Anyway how long have you been smoking?
>>685490931
good one lol
>>685481735
Okay keep killing yourself, literally. Go smoke your boyfriends dick while your at it
>>685491222
Who kisses? That's beta as fuck
>>685481735
so your saying that if we dont have an oral fixation on smoking fags, we're the beta cucks...
you dont logic much
>>685491285
What do you mean? And ive been smoking around 2 years
Somebody is samefagging here a lot. Probably OP.
>>685491386
>2 years
You've hardly started. It's don't late to switch to smoking e-cigarettes.
I smoke because I want to die
>>685481735
>>685481735
Vape glorious master race
>>685491314
I dare to say even more. Kissing is for FAGGETS.
What are you faggot?
>>685491649
I like smoking
Vaping is better
>>685492194
Top kek
>>685491314
Poor lonely anon, convinces himself that he gets no kisses cause he's too alpha. top kek
>>685492567
I fuck bitches all the time you cuck I just don't kiss because that's beta
>>685492020
No, you don't. I bet you like blowing the streams of tobacco smoke out of your mouth. Vaping will give you the opportunity to rip so fattest vapes nobody is going to believe you till you show em.
>>685492801
Vaping is more harmful than smoking cigarettes
>>685492688
Gee anon, teach me more. Are blowjobs out too? You seem to be the expert on the rules of beta'ing, I wonder why
>>685492953
That's a bullshit.
>>685492989
I get blow jobs sometimes but I'd rather just pound the fuck out of a tight cunt until she busts all over my dick
>>685492953
>>685492953
Citation needed, fag lord.
>>685493326
The moisture from vaping causes your lungs to mold
>>685493300
The most beta thing you can do is to try and boast about your sex life to another anon, I don't believe a word of it
a beer and a dart go together just like a piss and a fart
>>685493524
Yeah ok buddy stay a beta virgin for life while I blow loads in broads all down my street
>>685492953
>>685493603
>I got broads in Atlanta
>>685493485
top zozzle
>>685493726
It actually does
>>685493870
no, just no
>>685493992
Look it up
>>685493992
look man you're trying so hard but not.
>>685493603
Wow, a WHOLE STREET? I bow before you, truly you are the master. That's, like, 3 whole bitches! Congrats!
>>685481735
At least I'm not paying companies to give me every form of cancer
>>685494076
you made the claim, now source it.
>>685494358
More like 46
>>685481735
>You don't do shit that's bad for you like heroine, alcohol, and meth? What are you? Beta?
No I just don't want to do shit that's bad for me.
>inb4 shitstorm
>>685494404
It's common knowledge
>>685494431
Beta confirmed
>>685494459
Maybe in your goatfuckistan
>>685481735
If I'm a beta than you are a omega
>>685494682
Omega better than beta
>>685494423
so beta you count the amount of bitches. fucking christ, this kek made my night.
>>685494580
StY tupid
>>685494807
Ur mental you virgin cuck
>>685494547
Fedora confirmed
>>685494459
you seem to be a fucking retard, how the hell do you even breath
>>685494721
Omega is the last letter of the greek alphabet, Therefore beta is superior to omega
>>685481735
>If you don't keep a fag in your mouth, you're a cuck beta.
>can't be beta can't be beta can't be beta can't be beta.
>>685495444
you win
>>685484198
marlboro red
