>Mfw wtf is this nigger?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Mfw wtf is this nigger?
>>685476421
its time.
I am so confused. Who is this man?
>>685476534
is it happening?
>>685476421
>>685476421
I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO EXERCISE NIGGAS
BUT I DID YESTERDAY MY LEGS HURT FUCK
today is the last day of /b/
COULD IT BE ITS THE END OF THE WOOORLD
Welcome to 4chan
>>685476534
Of all time or just time?
>>685476645
Lol ur an abortion
I just came here to hide from the music, what's happening
Is it finally time? Is it happening?!?!
too soon op
shiiiieeeet
Hey, i got ya attention. lol
Imma trying to find a show about trading. One trader trades for something etc.. for example a fucking hoover to a car. Can someone help ? lol
The guy in the pic is black, don't worry, he'll be arrested soon
>mfw music starts
>Go Outside
Hahah like I'm just gonna go outside
fuckin gook
Nigga the fuck is going on? My 4chanx extension is going mental and flashing cause of this shit. Im scared /b/ros
But it's raining...
it's raining so no
I'm not
>>685477171
Dammit, Bobby.
>>685477171
Kek
>>685477135
>Nigga the fuck is going on? My 4chanx extension is going mental and flashing cause of this shit. Im scared /b/ros
Open developer tools (F12). Search for "blink"
Looks like this:
class="js-enabled fourchan-x seaweedchan thread-view blink tomorrow fixed shortcut-icons hide-bottom-board-list top-header hide-backlinks reply-hide highlight-own highlight-you gal-fit-width gal-fit-height fit-width fixed-watcher toggleable-watcher"
Remove blink, enter. Doesn't blink anymore
I haven't been inside in days and I just want to die
>>685476421
What the fuck is happening
>>685477526
I love you
>>685477544
*outside
fuck I can't do anything right
>>685477627
I know anon, I love you too
I saw this and looked outside the window its raining I wouldn't mind... too bad I am strapped to a bed with tubes inside my body and a poorly re-constructed ribcage, also I am allergic to all the pain meds so far.
Can I take my chair?
The thread wont let me reply.
So I can't ask.
Is this compulsory or optional?
Should I wear a jumper or a coat?
My phones only got 58% battery, is this enough?
Do I smell?
Will anyone care if I smell?
What if I look at someone funny and they punch me in the face.
If someone does punch me in the face, does that make it OK to rape their whole family?
What if a dog looks at me funny, should I punch it in the face?
Also, I don't wanna get my shoes dirty.
Can't I just get a letter from my mum?
This is gonna end badly guys, I can see it now.
>go outside for 10 seconds
>attacked by mosquitos everywhere
>99.9% humidity and about 100 degree heat
>come back inside
>complain on /b/
>>685477805
Don't do it, modz r n fegit
I WAS OUTSIDE ALREADY PAINTING A FUCKING ROOF
>>685478764
GO PAINT ANOTHER ONE
>>685478764
Poor you, still doesn't give you the right to use cruise control though.
Turn it off and drive really slow, like a normal nigger.
>>685479127
PAINT YOUR NAN
Ok.
>Carefully Open door
>Squint at the sunshine.
>Adjust eyes. It's beautiful out here
>Kinda warm.
>Like it.
>Remove shirt to embrace sunlight upon pale skin.
>Breathe in the outside air.
>Arms out
>TitanicScene.jpg
>Fall over and begin to convulse
>It's nerve gas
Alright mods you win. I g ues I'll go out and become a #cruzmissle
>>685479171
Already did. I went with hazelnut brown.
She walks with a limp.
Now she looks like one of those hood rats from the getto.
She already pimping out 3 bitches.
No, it's raining.
Moderator this is gold bro
>>685476421
im having allergies,so fuck off with going outside.
its like walking into a hardcore cold the second i exit my house.
>>685479556
This
>>685479556
You in PA
>>685479933
It's raining here?
>>685476421
Todays the day
>>685480778
which day?
>>685481040
Saturday
>>685481094
*Caturday
>>685476421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYw2sRHuZ_8
>>685481166
Masturday
>>685480341
BUMP THIS NEXT TO STICKY FOR LULZ
>>685476421
4chan embeds youtube videos as a favor to the FBI. If you have cookies enabled and happen to have logged in to youtube lately chances are good that when the embed video loads google will instantly know your identity.
Typically if you want a google account these days you have to verify your home phone number ...
>>685476421
>mfw mods try to warn us summer is starting
>mfw summer hasn't ended since '07
>>685481747
they deleted the other thread talking shit on going outside ,something about niggers
>>685482008
It's always something about niggers
>>685482008
>>685482065
fucking retarded newfags
it got deleted because it reached its bump limit
>inb4 "hur dur i was baiting you"
GO OUTSIDE
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>>685477526
ur a lifesaver
>>685476792
Go on mobile
No moosic
>>685477171
>>685477156
>>685477246
I'm on mobile what the fuck is going on?
>>685476421
mine says something different
>>685482244
No, there are too many assholes outside.
>>685482244
ingenuous 4channer
>>685482244
Im an agoraphobe
>>685476690
>Still getting sore from lifting
DYEL?
>>685481747
My nigga.
>be me
>go outside
>neighbors have music playing and seem like their having a good time
>start feeling uneasy
>go back inside
>shitpost
>mfw
>>685476421
he's trying to decide whos bike to steal next
>>685476929
welp, guess I'm not using the front page today...
>>685481747
kek.
>>685481210
10/10 did jam
>walked 5 km to pick up a pair of dress shoes and buy groceries at a discount store, because it's fucking nice outside
>rolled a j and smoked it while I strolled through the allotment gardens on my way there
>mfw I finish smashing my late lunch to cartoons and mods are trolling neckbeard basement dwellers
>>685482660
>>685482712
[bold][italic]
Anyone else kinda like the song?
>Mod tries to be funny
>Fucks up everyone using 4chan x
Welcome to the new age of 4chan. Where these new mods will slowly fuck up and ruin this site
>>685476421
FUCK OFF FBI
I'm going outside on my apartment balcony to smoke weed. Should I go out wearing a thong and bra, or just put on clothes?
It is illegal to wear bra and thong in public? I'd think it'd be like wearing a bikini~
Mods trolling?
>>685483052
shut up newfag
>>685482848
>legs
>lifting
DYE Read?
>>685476421
this shit made me kek
>>685483292
After years of lifting most of us don't get sore.
>>685477171
That boy ain't right
>>685483337
almost quads
>>685482992
Mine says something different. I must have on the "They Live" sunglasses.
>>685483272
you just demonstrated that youre the worst kind of poster
the kind of poster who photoshops his screencaps like some sorta huge faggot
>>685482944
>mfw when checking my own dubs
>>685477171
dammit bobby
>>685476421
Newfag
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>>685483250
Assuming you're not just a x dresser.
Tits or GTFO.
Infact even if you are, but we're gonna need time stamp.
>>685483250
If youre in Canada you can go out topless
>>685483564
newfags everywhere
>>685483393
After years of lifting you still don't squat.
>>685480131
Ya man, not very much though.
Who all remembers that one time the mods made a blank pinned thread but didn't close it and it had like 1200 replies in a matter of minutes, shit was cash
FOR GOD AND COUNTRY
WE NEED TO MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN
>>685483951
Just squatted this morning breh. Proper stretching helps a ton.
>>685476781
MFW
>>685476645
Mods
>>685484116
Filename
You're a faggot
>>685476421
Ayyyyyyy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eAM9diyVRiM
>>685483844
I'm in Canada. I went out in my bra and thong... I think a girl across the street saw me, but she just went back to what she was doing. Thanks Anon~
This is some great fapping music.
>>685483646
I did not know you could do that?
>>685484244
welcome to 4chan and enjoy the complimentary insults fag
>>685484284
Hawt, pic?
>>685476421
B-b-but I am posting from Aleppo...
>>685483486
all i did was click snipping tool and added a word in the element script.
you just demonstrated that youre the worst kind of poster, the kind of poster who doesnt know the difference between photoshop and coding, like some sorta huge faggot
THIS IS CONNECTED TO THE ANGEL KILLER
>>685484320
>I did not know you could do that?
Are you asking me? In that case, No, you did not know that could be done.
it's time.
>>685484380
I'm trans... you probably don't want pictures of my cock and butthole.
>>685484414
>ANGEL
*ANGLE
>>685484244
like anything posted on the internet is original content lold.
The internet was made to be copied
>>685484479
Uhm, actually I do...
>>685476421
Tits or get the fuck out, stick bitch.
>>685484479
youre a fucking disgrace, get the fuck out of here you mentally disabled, sad excuse of a human
>>685484479
>you probably don't want pictures of my cock and butthole.
you realize where you are , right
>>685484479
i probably do
Look on CNN, they're advising everybody stay inside. 4chan is trying to kill the NEETs by exposing them to poisonous gasses
>>685477805
I'M FUCKING SCARE MAN
>Outside because why not?
>see a wild human beeing
>its like on /b/
> they call it a "Girl"
> go near
>smell it's hair
>she says what the fuck are you doing
> call her a fag
>she takes out pepper gas
>on my eyes
>come back inside
>i still dont know what i've done wrong
>>685484580
>>685484479
I like
Already went outside and mowed the grass. It looks good I hope I get some pussy tonight
>>685484693
>> they call it a "Girl"
>>"Girl"
>>Misspelling "Grill"
>>685484070
Never mind then carry on anon
>>685484842
it doesnt
and
you wont
>>685484901
Basically, yeah
>>685484777
>>685484580
>>685484623
>>685484652
One pic then
>>685476421
I went outside twice this week. That's twice as many times as I usually would.
>>685484999
Looks cute!
10/10 would eat
>>685484999
nice and checked
>>685484999
you must really be a newfag, not worthy of those trips.
where's the timestamp?
>>685477801
Wtf happened, Anon?
>>685476421
What's "outside" ?
I don't know anons...
is it still illegal to stalk and rape women?
>>685485157
Don't think so, no
>>685485138
I have cancer from reading all the posts on /b/
>>685484035
You mean for Queen and Country
Ay it's Jason Mraz.
>>685485223
Hmmm, might try this 'outside' in that case.
Its NASA, Operation Bluebeam is a go,
Look outside, holograms of giant UFO's in the sky.
Laser beams expected PDQ
The end is nigh people.
>>685485388
Go for it anon, we believe in you.
>>685476421
Love how everyone has to justify not going outside "ugh I went outside yesterday" "I'm always outside who isn't outside herr derr" it doesn't matter.
You're all jews
>>685485465
Dude I want your drugs
>>685485502
I literally just got back from camping though
>>685485531
too late i took them all already
>>685484693
Try again anon.
This time whip your dick out.
They like that because they can judge how much you like them.
The harder it gets the more a compliment it is to them.
If it's floppy, best keep it in your pants.
You wouldn't want to insult anyone would you?
>>685476421
its this https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZrqF7yD10Bo?autoplay=1&controls=0&showinfo=0&modestbranding=1&rel=0&iv_load_policy=3&loop=1&playlist=ZrqF7yD10Bo
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>>685485465
Fuck off skeleton
>>685484866
I would like to stab you in the face.... Just saying.
>>685485283
For God and the empire
>>685485801
I know anon
:stopmusic:
>>685485853
Good work
>>685485465
piss off skelly
>>685476421
its raining outside, fuck that....
>>685476421
wtf 4chan leave me alone
the cunt could have picked better music
>>685485251
Kek
>>685476421
im scared
>>685477171
Fuck off and die bobby
test
>>685485654
Ok, I will
If i wear this is ok?
>>685486238
fucking forget it
>>685476421
Summerfags are on the loose, I know this because some of my nephews just got out of school. Mods are trying to discourage them.
>>685486238
how about...
>>685486237
faggot
>>685486363
No no no, don't be that guy
>>685485900
Thank you... still works tho
>GO OUTSIDE
What did he mean by this?
...
(It's the mods having fun, you faggot.)
>>685485388
Don't do it anon. I once saw this really tiny black person. So I stomped on him. Niggers smell worse when they're dead than they do when they're alive.
I had nigger stuck to my shoe all day and everyone at my aunts wedding complained about it.
>>685484999
what a waste of trips
>>685477171
They were talking to you when they said go outside you fat fuck.
>>685486564
>Niggers smell worse when they're dead than they do when they're alive.
I doubt that. They smell pretty fucking evil when alive
I think it's talking to me, the Mods have probably been observing me for a while now.
i dont want to go outside
>>685485852
Thanks for not been mad, man.
You're a pretty cool guy.
Still wanna stab you in the face though.
Fuck it, shit happens.
>>685486831
This exactly.
MODS IF YOU ARE LISTENING BAN THE FUCKER YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE!!
kek, the music tho
>>685486978
inb4 you're banned
>>685476690
>EXERCISE
Fuck, I went for a run after a two month break to let my knee heal. My legs hurt too.
>>685476421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrqF7yD10Bo
block this link
no more song
counter troll.
>>685486942
I know that feel anon. How about I hug you and then you'll stab me in the face?
Let's make this special
Where do I stop this shitty song damnit
ITS SUMMER!!!!!!!
I went outside before
Leveling up was hard as fuck and the graphics were shit
>>685479556
>>685477526
Thank you, fam
U da real MVP
>>685476421
ive been outside all god damn day for fucks sake! i just got home
Lol, firefox masterrace...
>>685476421
Im a vampire, cant go outside
>>685486702
You cease and desist, sniffing niggers fam.
>>685476645
at first when i seen that i thought the mods put the reply dialog in dutch...i'm an idiot.
>>685487509
Chrome -> Just right click on the faggot tab -> Mute
God fucking damnit /b/, you can't be that retarded can you?!
>>685487051
Why would be b&
fuck that...there is like sunlight and fresh air out there...think i even hear a bird...*closes windows*
>>685476792
>>>/b/catalog is safe from music too
>>685476421
it is on this day that we are released. freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddooooooooooooooooooooom!
>>685487163
Yea, I'm down with that. You can stab me in the face after. Pinky promise.
To drunknfor this
>>685487801
Wait is their music playing????!!!!
Dafuq what tunes
>>685476592
He..... Is...... You!
I love you
Been homeless mobile posting and traveling around for around 3 months, started at California made my way to Kansas. So jokes on you retarded mod.
Wohoo
thers a rumour going round that 9gag have hacked /b/
I'm not going outside. It's raining.
>>685487000
source?
and checked
niggers
>>685477171
>>685479305
Sweet Jesus Christ. What did I just read...this isn't Tumblr or the fucking wii u chat forum bullshit. Get the fuck out with the RP shit.
>>685487959
Yeah there is, I was surprised too cause I basically only ever use the catalog to browse.
They are playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrqF7yD10Bo
Go to the front page to hear it if you want: >>
>>685482244
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i just got home after 2 hours of biking. FUCK OFF
>>685487152
I watched that all the way through. Now I fucking hate you more than ever.
Thanks for that faggot.
KYS
>>685477171
just kill yourself, Bobby
>>685487245
How do you lvl up?
>>685487649
You are doing God's work, anon.
>>685487957
Pull your shit together anon.
You're just not hardcore enough.
Yours Sincerely
A Veteran
no point me going outside. its fucking pissing it down outside!
open b
see this
why
>>685476421
satanic trips will fix this shit
Fuck mods, if I want to go outside, it's my fucking choice. I made it long enough to move out of my parents' house, go through college, and got a fucking job.
So yeah, I go outside if I want.
dust anyone?
>>685476421
666 get
>>685489474
But you nor OP have satanic trips? Are you gonna KYS or do I need to get a flight?
>>685476421
That song is horrible, luckily you need to click it for it to play
>>685476924
this looks like a bad photoshop
No one in this thread b& leads me to believe mods either pussys, or felt too much shitposting was going on so gave something to distract the faggots, probably some really good bread out there.... Tho I think mods are just pussys
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>>685489544
I think it's aimed at the summerfags. Are you British?
>>685489924
No, American.
I mean, yeah Imma hit the pool everyday I can, but still, my choice if I go outside.
>>685487649
how do I do that on IE?
>>685487509
or you could be using 4chanX
>>685477171
Damnit, Bobby, what did I tell you bout the four chans?
>>685477171
Shut up Bobby
>>685490033
OK, enjoy!....... fucking summerfag piece of shit.
It's even worse for us britbongs, the little shits just wake up at our night time. The little cunts are in bed whilst I'm at work.
>>685490409
Or use built in functionality in your web browser without needing third pary apps
>>685476421
>reverse image search
Inb4 summerfags 2k16
>>685483454
top film.
>>685490690
I like 4chanX it has a lot of settings.
>>685490762
Far too late.
>>685490850
Yes, but my point is that you don't need it!
>>685482635
>uses inspect element
>says it's something else
>keks to self because thinks everyone is autistic cunt like him
>>685491277
probably something that a php framework made. Slim for example is known to do that.
>>685476421
I dont want to go outside if there is a bunch of faggots like in that song of faggot music.
>>685488634
You have to do daily quests for like 365 days in a row to level up once
I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD NOW!
NOW I KNOW 90% OF THEM ARE 12.
Guess I am going to have to go outside after all.
This fucking sucks, kicked of my own website by parasites.
>>685476421
:stoptheme:
>>685491646
Far too much work. Can't I just kick you in the face and gain lvl up points that way?
>>685490148
easy, go to google.com and search for chrome browser download.
>'go outside'
well looks like there finally killing /b/, see you faggots in /pol/
>>685487098
You tear your ACL too man?
>>685491655
>seeking attention this badly
It's over boys we won 4Chan
>>685492622
Well aren't you precious.
And how old are you, little girl?
>>685476421
The mod probably just got invited to a birthday party through a mutual friend. Went there for half an hour then came home to watch anime and brag to /b/ how we should go outside
penis
mfw my when my /b/ family gets evicted from their meth and transvestite bar and they kill them selfs one by one in pure sadness
>>685492113
>implying you getting your fat foot even waist high off the ground wouldn't topple you over
>>685492877
>little girl
>girl
if it makes you sleep at night I am a 18 yr old guy? ok now you can leave as you said you would, go outside or something
>>685476924
I've seen it but can't remember, something about bartering
>>685492625
Not won, I'm gonna troll you snot nosed little cunts all summer.
test
>>685493439
fag
>>685476421
>it's that time again
>>685483519
What had /b/ become when one must checketh thy own dubs
just postin facts
Thats pretty dark, it just shows you that both Krauts and Jews are subhuman species
>>685476421
fucktard moderator posting more bullshit
>>685479556
are you a texan or hwat
more facts
>>685493232
We both know that is BS. You just know the mods are head hunting. Just admit you're 12 and go enjoy your summer break like I used to. Fuck knows why you need so much time off? As a britbong I used to get 6 weeks starting in the middle of July.
You're a spoilt little amerifag and the mods are right.
GO OUTSIDE!
These are facts of life gents
>>685494045
well honestly I am not going to go out of my way and do something stupid like posting my ID with a timestamp or something if that is what you are trying to go. What would make me a 12 year old boy and not a 36 old female for example? Assumtions are of litteraly no value
