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How often to you cum in the Mayo?
>>685474120
do you work in subway?
>>685474120
How fresh is the food? Do you store yesterday's meat and veggies and use them the next day?
>>685474209
Biologically that would be hard for me, but we don't wear gloves while we prep so I'm sure some other nasty shit gets in there.
>>685474390
I do. For a month now.
What are some good sub ideas? I always get the same old shit.
I like spicy stuff. Any recommends?
What's your name, address, date of birth, and social security number
>>685474472
How often do you grool in the Mayo?
i got food poisoning last time i ate at subway
>>685474120
Whats your favorite sub?
>>685474120
How are the meatballs made? I assume their precooked/frozen then warmed up in the sauce
>>685474645
Never. But one thing I'll admit: I made a sandwich without gloves after picking my nose
Why does your company still trap faggots into paying way too much, for shitty stale bread and tight portions of cheap ingredients?
>>685474391
Literally the steak comes in a block. The soup and chilli and meatball marinara are left heating day after day and we just add more meatballs to the old sauce when it runs out. The bread comes in premade frozen dough sticks that we bake. Half the veggies come in bags that aren't even refrigerated before opening and the fajitas/teri/butter chicken bag literally smells like methane farts when you cut it open.
There is very little that is fresh
>>685474120
How does it feel to be a massive faggot?
>>685474120
Have you met Jared?
>>685474580
We get free subs so lots of time to experiment. My new favorite steak and shredded cheese on herbs and garlic with house sauce, bbq, and honey mustard. Add hot sauce if you like spicy
>>685474534
how long have you been working in subway?
>>685474120
what was your thoughts on the 11-inch sub lawsuit?
>>685474120
Have you ever tried to shove a footlong up your shitter?
>>685474120
Christ I want a Subway now. Fuck you.
This is some shit marketing trap.
>>685474639
It's
John Smith
199 Nice Try Faggot St
01/01/1996
>>685475193
Forgot social security number hahahaa retard kys
What is your favourite sub
How does it feel to have a job that literally any fucking retard could do. Sand nigger's, Mexicans, crack addicts, the homeless, 12 year olds, women, and oaps.... can all fall back on your job if their life got shitter.
Just how uneducated, or unemployable are you OP?
I've never grooled in the mayo but sometimes I rub pork products on other shit to piss of the people who always make us change our gloves because they think subway is harem or shit
what is the most ordered sub?
>>685474120
Had any extremely rude customers yet?
>>685474649
I recommend suing
>>685474688
Steak, shredded cheese, herbs and cheese bread, lettuce, onion, bbq, house sauce, honey mustard. Not toasted
>>685474120
Would you stop asking me if I want my sandwhich toasted!!! Seriously, you make your fucking bread out of chemicals used in gym mats. Its all spongy, of course I want that shit toasted who wants shitty untoasted sponge in their mouth? Not me motherfucker.
AND yes I want all the god damn toppings, they are free mother fuckers... why do you care so much? JuST AN Hero
>>685474767
Correct. We add them to the sauce again when they run out. I've been there a few month and haven't yet seen the sauce changed though
>>685475444
Answer this pls, I'm curious
>>685475793
What's house sauce don't think we have that in UK
>>685474796
Not OP
>>685474799
It's a franchise. They tell us what to do but we choose how to do it. Thats why every subway may have different things.
Can i get a footlong sweet onion chicken teriyaki on herb and cheese bread with swiss cheese.
Add lettuce, tomatoe, onion, ranch and sweet onion sauce please. No salt and pepper please.
No j dont want to make it a deal, just this bottle of coke.
No thank you you can throw the receipt away.
Thank you you have a nice day too.
>>685474120
Do you also fuck kids?
>>685474860
Great actually. You should try it
>>685475373
>Underrated response
>>685475034
Couple months
>>685474120
So do I. Ask me anything fag
>>685475051
Couldn't care less. Most of our subs aren't exactly twelve and it's rediculous to have that standard from bread. Most people can't even bake
>>685476244
If only you weren't too autistic to do it in person. one day buddy.
>>685475071
No. Too floppy
>>685475902
thanks for the answer, I'll stop asking for extra sauce next time
kek
>>685475076
I'm telling you how gross it is. That made you hungry?
>>685476686
Yep. idgaf tasty as
>>685475272
Already said. Lurk more
>>685475325
Currently in school. I'm happy with an easy job that pays the bills and comes with free subs for a summer.
>>685476586
Make my sub. Sub bitch.
>>685475444
Not op, but I also work at subway. Besides the premium carved turkey with bacon, tuna is the most ordered.
>>685475444
Fucking meatball or cold cut. Both are gross.
>>685476857
really? Wtf? Is the tuna any good? Why the fuck would you go pay 7 bucks for fucking tuna
>>685477004
you don't like the meatball?
>>685475528
Most of them. I have a ton of stories about stupid stuck up people and fat gross hamplanets and shit
>>685475888
You's a bitch
>>685477232
Greentext a couple stories for us OP?
Are you a pedo op for working at subway
>>685475888
Technically were supposed to give you three of everything on a six inch and if you ask for extra we add three more. And we're supposed to keep doing that until you get mad and give up. If you want handfuls of veggies, come in once the boss goes home. None of the employees actually care we just aren't gonna get in trouble so you can eat a sub that's 50% olives.
How do you deal with mice?
>>685476000
Subway sandwich house sauce.
Basically Italian dressing
>>685476244
Toasted?
>>685476286
Nope. Only adults
>>685476504
Does your fajita chicken smell like farts too?
>>685476855
Toasted?
Who the hell comes up with your dumb policies and how do you deal with having to comply with retardation like that? I once went by a Subway and asked the guy to just put everything but the meat in the sandwich, and was told by the him that he legit had to put the meat into the bun and then take it out again before giving me the sandwich, because it was policy.
>>685477723
Liar
>>685476857
Tuna is relatively fresh. And the Indians like it cause it's vegetarian
>>685477139
Hard to close. Hard to hold. And I think the sauce is as old as the store is. I think when you open a new subway, The original subway sends you a packet of the original frozen marinara to continue on the legacy
I absolutely adoooorreeeee the meatball marinara but how come when I order it you don't put enough sauce on it even though I ask for enough sauce?!??!?!! And and and you charge me extra when I order extra cheese???? Please stop doing this to me because you are ruining my life
>>685477300
> huge ham planet comes in
> dyed red hair
> nose piercing
> 10 and 6 year old kids
> Both retarded and speak like 2 year olds
> youngest isn't wearing shoes in the restaurant
> cuck dad orders his sub, regular cold cut, some veggies. Simple
> orders wife's sub while she deals with kids screaming 'me want cookie! Want cookie!'
> meatball sub, double cheese, added bacon, asks for extra for every veggie
> covers that shit in 'lite' mayo
> co worker comments on how he only asked for extra for his wife and not himself
> "my wife is on a diet. I need to get her exact order for the veggies and stuff because it helps her stay healthy. "
>>685477507
Surprisingly no insects or rodents
>>685477998
Nah we don't go that. Maybe the Americans do. We're only crazy like that when the inspector is coming or the boss is in. Otherwise it's no money outta my pocket if I accidentally give you free bacon or shit
>>685478400
Cheese and meat are the most expensive. You will always be charged for extra. Veggies you can go nuts on.
We're trained to add the least amount of sauce possible because some people don't like it and you can't take it off once you put it on.
Just ask for "lots of sauce"
>>685478039
Completely true. I don't think I've seen one Indian come in and not ask for veggie delite/veggie patty/tuna. Islam is a shit tier religion
>>685477300
> lady comes in
> asks for veggie delight salad no cheese
> put the lettuce in, ask her what else she wants in it
> gets mad at me
>"well it's a veggie delight soooooo all the veggies. Duh"
> that's just the name of anything without meat in it but w/e, start putting a little of everything
> screeches at me to stop and take shit out because she didn't ask for spinach, green peppers or cucumbers
>>685479827
I would lose my mind
>>685479783
And if they ask me to change my gloves in rush hour I use the knife I cut the cold cuts with to cut their bread and sub.
Co works just sent me a pic of them rolling a joint in the freezer at my subway
>>685474120
how many pieces of ham go on a footlong club and why is it two
>>685474849
Of course it smells like farts. It's the preservatives
>>685480793
Because it's quicker to lay them two at a time. There's more slices underneath.
Fellow Uni fag here. Looking for a not too strenuous first job, would Subway be good? Was not looking into working fast food but heard good things. Applied to HEB, GameStop, Lifetime Fitness, and Dicks Sporting Goods.
Do you tessellate the cheese triangles to perfectly fit the sandwich or are you one of those faggots who overlaps them at the corner for no reason?
>>685481484
you obviously don't work at subway then lol
>>685481696
No dude. Subway smells like an expired can of sardines. I gag every time I go inside one.
>>685474120
Are those turkey bacon subs any good?