UK Chav thread
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UK Chav thread
>>685445835
more of her OP
>>685446073
Wish I did.
>>685446151
your wish is my command
Why are english man white as snow and chavs look like carrots?
>>685446345
keep going anon
>>685446425
because british mens cum is orange
>>685446425
well we get no sun over here, and the chav girls use sunbeds and fake tan...
>>685446425
because we're pure you dirty nigger
>>685446647
pic is grill my from old school
>>685446767
more old school pics anon? after you left school of course!
>>685446767
I'm also snow-white, I was only wondering about the carrot girls.
post fbs and instas
>>685446840
oh my bad. thought you were an amerinigger, and IDK. They have something about always wishing their skin tone darker, but it ends up orange
>>685446840
what you looking for, I have tons of instagram caps and creeps
T-t-t-th-th-tha'ts all folks
>>685446948
yep, she'd get it, more pics anon
>>685446989
>They have something about always wishing their skin tone darker, but it ends up orange
Thanks pal, that explains pretty much all I wanted to know.
Watched this chav get fingered on a dance floor podium.
>>685446948
mia?
>>685445835
Can someone explain me what "chav" means? I understand that its some girl stereotype but I dont understand exactly what implies to be a chan girl
>>685447055
Zombie hand
>>685446989
thank dude. was just looking for some big boobed teens that post a lot of cleavage on ig, email me if you'd prefer!
[email protected]
>>685447408
>>685447546
>>685447601
Moar please!
>>685445835
get'em britfags
>>685447599
essentially if you're 12+, british or irish, dumb as fuck, wear slutty clothes and open your legs for anyone who goes in to bargain booze and buys your alcohol for you you're a chav
there are also male chavs, their uniform is similar to that of the average russian man
>>685447599
half of these arnt chavs and it means them little scally stinky looking council estate girls
>>685447599
think of a hoodrat
uk equivalent
>>685446647
Moar
>>685446830
damn they look like some random rednecks those pikey britfags
>>685446908
a thresome with they could be great
>>685447599
the definition of it as i understand (being a brit who lives in a chavhole)
c- council
h- house
a- and
v- violent
they are creatures that enjoy drinking and fighting as well as fucking everything in sight.
it wouldn't be so bad except the ones who don't look like they hit all the branches on the way down from the family tree they have a ton of STD's
>>685448415
thought it was Council House Adult Vermin
>>685448531
How many of these look adult?
>>685448531
>adult
>>685448531
hurr then why you posting pics of them
>>685448531
cold be tbh me and my friends always said council house and violent but i guess either one is true
>when she just learned about prostates in sex education
Anyone has em with those white fugly Adidas shoes, or hasn't that trend reached the UK yet?
Found it in my cringe folder
>>685445835
Britain is truly Murrika's beta version.
>>685447741
underage /b/anned
the bad thing is although i know i shouldn't think it I would still fuck most of the chavs I see and i am a metalhead
>>685448617
hopefully all. posting images of underage age is kinda frowned on. how many of these chicks look violent
Got any non-inbred looking ones?
>>685448767
u mad jel m8?
>>685445835
not a chav but from the uk
>>685448062
to be fair i'd fuck at least 60-70% of these girls in a heartbeat if i had the chance
>>685448645
because it's a thread for chav scum. dumb cunt
>>685448960
that's more like it! haah please post lots more of her anon
>>685449000
good to know im not alone
>>685449049
more of these 3 anon?
>>685449000
>i had the chance
/b/ official motto.
>>685449103
wrong thread will find some chav pics
>>685449106
these are one of those three
>>685448884
>>685448531
>>685448443
>>685448358
any webm of girls like that flashing/exposing?
>>685449176
moar
Why do all of these disgust me?
For those who were asking about the term "chav", on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav it says:
The Oxford English Dictionary defines "chav" as an informal British derogatory, meaning "a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes".
Opinion is divided on the origin of the term. Chav may have its origins in the Romani word chavi, meaning "child". The word has existed since at least the 19th century; lexicographer Eric Partridge mentions it in his 1950 dictionary of slang and unconventional English, giving its date of origin as c. 1860.
In the 2010 book Stab Proof Scarecrows by Lance Manley, it was surmised that "chav" was an abbreviation for "council housed and violent". This is widely regarded as a backronym, a constructed acronym created to fit an existing word.
>>685449209
more of the middle one?
www.hipchat.com/invite/425912/fa02a6a0761e00e5e049393471ad7d70
>>685449253
uhh cause you're a fag
>>685449253
because your cock isn't working the right way
>>685449329
This. Looking at a chav reminds me of some drag queens I know.
>>685449204
>>685447599
it originally meant Cheltenham Average from a town in Gloucestershire. but yea it is synonymous to hood rat for you amerifags
>>685449262
moaaaaaaaar
>>685449235
really/ thanks anon, please continue!
saving some of these for my wank bank
>>685449329
No I think I just have standards
http://zbporn.com/albums/342150/alex-clarke/
>>685449465
more oc chav sluts
>>685449991
but they're ugly anon
>>685449515
If you're asking for more details, read for yourself.
If you're asking for more of the girl I posted, this looks like her. Got no more though.
>>685448884
forgot this one
not great looking but they'll do anything for 20 quid
>>685449836
>http://zbporn.com/albums/342150/alex-clarke/
thanks anon added to spank tank
>>685449235
anymore of the 3 together or the 1 on her own?
>>685450036
yup they certainly are
>>685446666
No ONE NOTICES THESE QUAFS
>>685446800
too soon
white meat tastes better
>>685450471
Needs more coke can
>>685450686
>>685450110
bad shoop is bad
>>685447599
The actual definition is: Council Housed And Violent.
>>685449492
That sounds like yet another folk etymology. The one suggesting a Romani origin seems the most plausible.
>>685450744
>>685450757
Not a shop pal
>>685450949
thanks anon, would still like to see more of her and her friends being slutty chavs
>>685450686
>>685450744
>>685450952
Con't this bitch take proper pictures
>>685449000
Check'd and Approved!
shes 12.
>>685450757
>>685451055
original better the shoop
>>685446259
goddam she's hot. moar?
Child chav!?
>>685451144
another
>>685447842
Yep, I don't know why people post pictures of attractive lasses in clothes they'd wear for town and say "omg da chavs"
Fuck off. They're not Chavs. They're just ready for town on a saturday night to get drunk.
>>685451500
chav porn or cp as they apparently call it. oc
>>685451500
60% or so of the images ITT are of 14-17/18 yo. Not sure how much younger you can find
>>685451622
thanks anon, keep posting
>>685449253
You literally posted a picture of Stewie who is gay
>>685451820
unly got one or two more
>>685451347
>>685451376
she isn't 12
>>685451147
a bit better
>>685451775
>>685451779
Just pointing out those are around the 13ish age.
>>685446425
If you're a Yank, Essex is England is like New Jersey. Fake tans, big muscles etc.
>>685452053
think that's all I have
>>685452218
anymore of her friends getting slutty? thanks anon
>>685452119
nah mate she's 19
any chav girl videos?
Real chavs
>>685452061
Thanks got any moar better pictures
>>685452119
definitely not 13
pure cock loving chav
>UK chav
Sort of a redundant statement, no?
>>685452463
>>685446862
My ex from primary
Nadine Barnes
/nadine.barnes.35
>>685446988
Eyy Manchester arndale
>>685451939
she is or 13
>>685451775
>>685452462
Any more?
>>685453423
got some of her dressed in a schoolgirl outfit
>>685450648
I WAS GONNA FUCKIN SAY THAT
>>685453889
keep going anon
>>685452439
>>685452659
Primary? Fucking hell, can't let her go?
>>685454005
>>685454692
Moar
>>685446830
what a mess
>>685454819
Got any Topless?
what a fuckin awesome photo set
>>685448037
The human chavipede
So american sluts all do ducklips, and british chavs all pump their butt in the air? Anyone shine a light on this perceived phenomenon?
>>685447821
This so many times
bd20 here
>>685454423
Crikey her fuggin teef
>>685447821
kek'd
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I'm not british what does chav mean?
>>685446345
more
#chavlife
>>685454900
>>685455008
original content. my ex and me took a couple of hundred photos with her. tits are a bit small though
>>685448929
dat jamrag string tho
>>685447055
more of her
>>685447258
>watched
>>685455218
really? any of her and your gf together? carry on anon
>>685448674
more
>>685455377
image limit reached. got a few of me fucking her. she's dressed as a schoolie with dog collar and lead. that kind of thing
>>685454411
more in next thread
>>685455377
my ex was a bit camera shy
>>685455594
start a new thread anon! keep going with all you have
Man that's fuckin' DOPE. #chavlife
>>685455594
start new thread anon and link it here
>>685455004
Moar
>>685455677
just a few more in this thread
>>685455950
>>685447821
Also remember that a "chavette" type name is required, think along the lines of Chantelle, Chardonnay, Kylie, Brogan, .
The alcohol consumption is almost mandatory with the old classic "Lambrini" being the favourite.
Large hoop earings are also common and the everyday hairstyle of "raked back so hard it gives you a facelift"
Most of these cum hoovers end up as single moms by the time they are 17 and have , in most if not all cases , had at least one relationship with an immature dickhhead who thinks that beating up women is what real men should do .
Source: I live in an area which s over run with this vermin and see the pitiful exicstence they accapt for themselves because people who try hard and have ambition are seen as " snobby" and " fucking posh cunts"
extermination should be an option in my opinion
>>685447821
>bargain booze
this person lives in a deprived area for sure
kek
lmao. You all have shit taste in chavs. Go away.
>>685456387
LOL because there aren't bargain booze stores in literally every major city in the country, LMAO
also
>unironically saying """kek"""
literally drown yourself
>>685449253
You like dicks.
A thread this long and no Hannah posted
>>685456118
Get in here and play Shadow of the Colossus ROLL edition!
>>685456649
you fucking missed that entirely you fucking dumb cunt. everything typed there was meant to illicit exactly the response that your good retarded self gave . well done you fucking mongol cunt!!!
Hope your mother swallows next time
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