Okay /b/ i just remembered a story from my life and I wanted to share it with you guys.
>be me
>14 year old virgin girl
>have my first boyfriend
>we wanted to know how the fuck do condoms work
>bought a pack
>open one condom up
>ew wtf.jpg
>thought we would roll it over a banana
>we rolled it out complitely
>bf ties up the condom
>banana in a condom.jpg
>laugh over it and throw it around the room
>banana gets so mashed up that even the peels got mashed complitely
>thought we would troll my friend
Cont. Trust me it gets better from here.
>>685430170
Tits of gtfo...sorry i dont make the rules, i just enforce them
who cares ? are really all guys on b 60 yr old manchilds?
>>685430325
That's not how it works faggot
>>685430538
Was kinda thinking the same thing... hasnt this gotten old already? :'D
>>685430538
No newfriend, you literally will be considered a guy unless you can prove you arent. Its /b/'s tradition. Nothing to do with age or sexual desire. Dont flatter yourself.
>>685430619
It actually is, dumbass. Her being a girl had nothing to do with her story.
So do I cont? Cuz it gets really good from here
>>685430619
bitch all you are is a sack of fat. if we cant slap your titties around in real life at least we can see them on a screen you little slut. Now do it. Your story might be cute but your high pitched voice carries no punch without a 4chan ID (.)(.)
>>685430836
She's not craving attention for being a girl
>>685430867
I'm not OP you faglord
>>685430857
Once you post tits you may. Until then
Sage
Xdddddddddddd
>>685430170
Continue
Or die
Happy?
>>685431268
Not you
>>685430170
Never ask to Cont, just start typing the next part
>>685430807
yes and traditions of sexism must be kept alive! Another excuse for males to see tits and fap period. Still not seen a logical rationale for this shit
>>685431268
almost. were gonna need a timestamp. real tits are in short supply sis
>>685431268
timestamp
or sage
>>685431343
Eat shit.
Tits or GTFO
image.jpg
Not you.
>>685431059
Saging for sage-inappropriate reasons .. well man: Sage
Cont. Story but pics of tits with time stamp come first.
Rules are the rules.
Tits or GTFO
Sage in all fieldS
>>685431440
>Eat shit.
Not into that, go ahead, my friend
Cont.
>my friend - she lives on the first floor with an open balcony
>in a hood like this? she's just asking for trouble
>we go there
>throw the condom over to her balcony
>lands right in the middle where it's easily visible for maximum trolling
>3 days later
>Facebook message
>"Anon, wtf? Is this in a fucking condom?Was that you who threw the banana onto my balcony?"
>"Yeah it's a banana in a condom,it was me and my bf, what did you do with the banana ?"
>"Oh, i just threw it off the balcony, it was disgusting"
Cont.
>>685430170
op here
con't
>took condom filled with banana mash
>threw it on the floor
>everybody did the dinosaurs
if this is your best story you must be insufferable to be around
>>685431798
kys subhuman filth
Tits or gtfo
OP here
Not a little weeabo shit, not gonna post tits. Fuck off tit begging peasants.
>>685431798
goddammit with all these wannabe "women" on 4chan who dont show their damn tits. I mean thats all you're fuckin worth you stupid slut, we told you a thousand times. If you cant handle a little misogyny you cant handle the truth, let alone 4chan. gtfo if no tits young lady.
>>685431059
>>>685430857
>Once you post tits you may. Until then
>Sage
Further proof this "tradition" is intended to objectify fems and for men to feel like they have any right whatsoever to tell a woman to do a damn thing.
>>685431798
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LIKE THIS STORY
>>685430619
That's exactly how it works, tits or gtfo
>>685432039
Then GTFO it's always an option weaabo
>>685430170
how the fuck people lose virginity so early -when I was 14 I was fucking busy playing football, buying cigs from older guys, playin pokemon tazos, wwatching my first porn but not fucking with girls. Furthermore at this age boys and girls from my class were best buddies hanging around with no sexual subtext, joking, dancing and having casula fun. RLY youre like result of some deepshit ghetto pathology or what?
>>685432097
No one gives a fuck. Tits or gtfo. Simple as that. Stupid women act like they have any use other than sucking cooking fucking and to look at. Sucks to suck.
>>685432039
You're not OP but if you are Tits or gtfo
>>685430759
No, we want to ensure that women don't feel welcome here. They are sex objects to be used here. Nothing more, they aren't special here, they're less than human here. The only place online that that's still true.
>>685432097
Tits or gtfo
Moar?
>>685432060
LOL thanks for admitting misogyny is truth. Geez was that so fucking hard?! It's not my job to get your pathetic weezer hard. My tits are my own so foad
>>685431343
You don't belong here, we get off on sexism.
>>685430538
>manCHILDS
Hello darkness my old friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcQm8vRb0
This is how it works...
gtfo
>>685432302
Leave then
No one gives a fuck unless you show Tits. Even then no one cares , just want more tits
>>685431868
kill yourself
>>685430619
stfu you fat fedora wearing white knight neckbeard newfag
>>685432039
then gtfo you fucking coose
kys on the way out pls ty
>>685432097
We don't feel shit, this place belongs to us, if you show us your tits maybe we'll accept you, if not? Just fuck off, we'll only make you mad
>>685432412
indicative of disease
>>685432097
gr8 b8 f@g
>>685432302
No you cunt
>>685432162
>how the fuck people lose virginity so early -when I was 14
Usually becuz some male molests the girl before she is ready and activates her sexuality too early. see: loli thread if there is one
>>685432233
/thread
>>685432302
Go back to tumblr you fat msg snorting whore.
>we are now in a place where fags could have been here for years and never fully understood the tits or gtfo rule
can you all just shut the fuck up and read the story
>>685432233
This is new how? Must keep sexism alive on the innternet?
>>685432124
It's only if she wants something because she's a girl you idiot
>>685432483
Shit, you something against that butthurt
>>685432344
>You don't belong here
but yet I am here! Fucking astounding aint it?
>>685432162
Leave your hometown, travel somewhere else, get some perspective on the differences between cultures (even within a single country). Until then, stop talking. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>685430619
What do you mean?
Thats exactly how it works?
hes claiming to be a girl. Which demands that 'she' shows us some tits with a timestamp before we go any further.
I didnt make this rule, i am simply enforcing it.
What do you mean 'thats not how it works'?
>>685430619
This, unless you are a desperate loser or some faggot trying to be more /b/ than /b/, the story should be the focus.
>>685432806
Shalom
>>685432801
You sound like a tremendous faggot.
>No tits.
>No timestamp.
>Thread still full of people talking to OP
OP here still aint gonna post tits.
Gonna cont. the story
>a day passes
>me and bf walk by her house again
>go check under the balcony
>holy shit bricks.jpg
>the mashed banana in a condom is still there, frozen
>have another idea
>throw it back on the balcony
>throw the banana
>whoopsie daisy.jpg
>frozen banana accidentally flies against the window
>explodes all over the window
>window complitely covered in banana and condom pieces
>ROFLMAO.jpg
>run away
>the same day evening
>FB message
>ANON WTF DID YOU DO WITH MY FUCKING WINDOW!?
>lmao im sorry i'll help you clean it up
>never helped her
THE END
And FYI to the lonely virgins asking for tits or gtfo ... calling it a rule. Go check the 4chan rules- /b/ has no rules. so you can just all go and kill yourself
>>685431798
>>685430170
Just continue the fucking story m8
>>685432893
Faggot fuck off.
If she is a girl then it is our right to see her fucking hambags.
Thats the orice she pays for coming here.
Who the fuck are you to question the fucking laws of /b/ in our very own house?
Fucking whiteknight scum.
Kys
>>685432826
If someone wants something based on their gender they should deliver but just saying that they're a female isn't enough of a reason to demand tits. It had something to do with the story and now the whole thread is fucking derailed because of faggots like you
>>685432969
No one cares cunt
>>685432987
Don't care cunt, doesn't make it true
>>685432969
worst story ever
give your mom my condolences for not aborting you
>>685432162
How to lose virginity.
By anon 2016
STOP BEING A FUCKING BETA YOU FGT.
>No tits
>No timestamp
Sage goes in all fields.
>>685433012
Was a shit thread/ story anyway
>>685432969
Welp
heard yall need some titties
hopefully anime titties will work
not like ops an actual woman anyway
even if she is shes probably fugly af
hey op kill yourself retarded cunt
>>685432826
You're not going nforcing shit if you keep bumping her thread fag stop arguing and wait for tits.
> inb4 hurr durr I sage regularly
It works once..
Like what I'm doing now.
>>685432969
its not a rule of 4chan, its one of the many rules of the internet. sorry.
>>685432969
>/b/ has no rules
>ignoring the global rules that apply to /b/
>>685432801
You can either not state that you're female and be accepted or you can and this is the response you get >>685432826
>>685433106
Why even post then?
>>685432893
Fucking Normie's, leVe. The story sucks massive donkey balls. The only interesting thing that might happen is OP gets soccer. All you underaged whiteknights defending this bitch bewsboys need to fuck right off back to fb/leddit/wherever-thr-fuck- you came from.
>>685432688
are you going to show your tits already?
>>685432969
what a shitty fucking blog post
>>685432969
hey babe, don't let these faggots treat you like that. You need a real man. I hear what they are saying though, nothing wrong with posting pics of your body
>>685432969
didnt even read
go back to tumblr hambeast
>>685433111
OP here
Still ugly enough to have a boyfriend ;)
>>685432969
worst story ever. tits or kill yourself
>Be me.
>be 26.
>Friday night.
>Drunk as fuck.
>Call escort.
>Come round anon.
>Get taxi.
>Arive in good time.
>Pay £125
>She goes to "freshen up"
>Comes back.
>I'm still stood where she left me.
>She giggles.
>You can get naked anon.
>I do.
>Fold clothes neatly in the corner.
>She giggles again at my little willy.
>>685432969
>actually trying to diplomatically defend yourself by making reference to rules.
Bitch tits or gtfo is a rule by the people for the people, oblige or fuck off.
>>685432969
0/10
>>685432969
Most retarded story ever, only read the first two lines. You sound underaged. Go fuck a stop sign you bitch. This thread isn't entertaining.
>>685433219
bitch are you retarded? its not at all hard to have a bf if youre a female. literally any male who is desperate will flock to you. lol holy shit this bitch is so fucking stupid hes gotta have downs
So... OP here.
Dont really give a shit about the ppl fighting over women having to post tits. I'm just gonna fuck off from this shit fest. Main point was the story. I just dont care. And no... nobody is gonna get any tits from me. Bye /b/ fags
>>685433219
We dont care if you look like a victoria secret model or susan fucking boyle.
We want to see your tits.
With a timestamp.
We dont want to see your fucking face or you bank details fuxk me, whats the big deal, its just fat with nipples.
Get them out or fuck off
>>685433009
>She is A GIRL
>FUCK OFF WHORE SHOW TITS
It honestly was an insignificant factor in the story, but you made it that way with your lack of experience in women and sex, which is normal for a failure of a person such as yourself.
>rules rules rules!
That's just you trying to absolve yourself from guilt while being apart of the loser group.
>>685432969
Lol /b/ has rules. And 4chan has rules. And the Internet has rules. You violated internet rules, pretty much only enforced on /b/
>>685433283
>I ask for weird shit.
>Feet and to be slapped about abit.
>She askes if I like to be pissed on?
>I say no.
>She askes if I've ever had my ass hole fucked?
>I say no but I'm willing to try it.
>I Ask to try trampeling and to be tied up.
>She says get on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.png
>So I lay down.
>Hard wood floor.
>Cold.
>She gves me light kick in balls.
>Made me lift 1 knee in shock.
>Kinda enjoyed it.
>Steps on me.
>Can feel bell end bulging out of my 4skin.
>She steps off.
>Get on the bed anon.
>I have a semi on.
>She says how the....?
>I lay on the bed.
>She goes to get restraints.
>>685433177
Fucking omega faggot
OP here
i lied about having a boyfriend and banana, am actualy ugly wore
>>685432969
Holy shit that was so bad
sage
>>685432373
This is such dick-based bullshit. We have Tits blah blah because of attention whores. every other thread here is fucking heterosexual male centered morons! Talk about special treatment. b states it is RANDOM. Not Random For Male Porn. Who is clogging it up with fap pics of naked women? MEN. Why should I look at your porn when I just want to laugh at random nasty b? I do believe there are plenty of porn places here.. if you really like anime like hentai.. Dicks timestamped or GTFO little boys needing an excuse to be virgins.. bleeeeeccchhhhh
>>685433071
>implying losing virginity at age of 19 while fully grown and responsible for own actions means I'm beta.
You're fucking funny.
>>685433398
If i said mean things to you over the internet would you care? No.
So what makes you think i care about the mean things you say?
Literally wasted a bit of your life typing that comment.
Im the original anon who first asked for tits or gtfo.
Whats the difference between this thread and the train in gtaV?
.
.
.
.
.
I successfully derailed this thread.
>>685433398
have you tried bleach recently? really tasty, you should have a glass.
>>685433535
We knew it.
>>685433111
Trips turned this into a 2d tits thread
>>685433521
as if there were something explicitly indicative of omega social status by revealing one's manhood and showing that chivalry is indeed not dead.
>moar like alpha as fuark
>>685432969
Holy shit that story was horrible. You really must be a dumb fucking cunt.
>>685433514
>Comes back with two soft velvet type ropes.
>Ties my wrists to the head board.
>Shit, loose knots.
>She'll never make a fisherman.jpeg
>She stands on bed.
>Puts her foot near my mouth.
>Tells me to lick.
>I stick my toung out as she drags her soles along.
>Dimonds.
>I get hair in my mouth.
>She giggles as I take it out with my loosly restained hand.
>She asks how many toes I think I can fit in my mouth?
>I say your full foot if you want Mistress.
>She grins.
>I say to try.
>She does.
>Rams full foot in my mouth.
>I gag.
>She chuckles again.
>I love making guys gag anon.
>I smile up at her.
>She leaves the room again.
>Comes back with a samll pink vib.
>Unties me.
>Can't see the point I could just slip my wrists out anyway.
>Turn over anon.
>I do.
>Makes me squat in the wall side corner of the bed.
>Ram raids my ass.
>Stay there I'm going to get a bigger one.
>Leaves vib in my ass hole.
>>685431268
Hey Hannah, how've you been?
>>685431059
Cringe
>>685432969
I didn't say anything, wanted to hear the story, it sucks.
>>685433398
>Hurt durr armchair psychology 101 you disagree with me so you MUST be a loser
Fuck off and die, the truth of the matter is no one cares about you, think about it.
>>685433615
Don't like it? GTFO. I think you'd like 9gag. These are the rules. If you'd like to avoid this shit, don't mention that you're female.
>>685433615
i wrote this reply to just waste your time
pls kill yourself
thank you bye
why are you still reading are you fucking retarded?
>>685433535
underrated post
>>685432786
THANK YOU
>>685433707
>mein nigger
>>685433667
Well you did go out of your way to reply, so I think it does. It's easy to claim the other side cares while you don't. It's also easy to claim the other side has wasted their life here while you have.
It's ok to admit that you are a failure as a person, you just have to accept it.
>>685433744
Omg this level of bullshit is hilarious. /b/ is not for chivalry. Chivalry is for when you might get laid. If you think otherwise than you're beta as fuckk
>>685433615
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>685433385
K
>thank you for accepting gtfo
>fuck off
>>685431343
The real world is biased toward women, the internet is biased toward men.
It is what it is.
>>685430867
Just fyi, this is a better way to type titties:
( . Y . )
>>685433615
Nobody gives a fuck loser. These are the rules. Either abide by them or fuck off.
You are worse than those dirty fucking pig shitskin mudslimes who come into western countries then complain about our culture/ laws. But on /b/ we dont have to be polite
Seriously nobody cares at all about your opinions. Fuck off if you dont like the system
>>685434135
That is a good way to type them
>>685433883
I don't care if no one cares about me, but you do, don't you? That's why you crawl into the feels threads once you've had your fill of screaming at strangers on the internet.
The cringe is real in this thread, holy shit
>>685432924
>You sound like a tremendous faggot.
Backatcha, but only in the worst way, sunshine
>>685433615
Lmao, riled up SJW hambeast detected. Gtfo and die. I can smell your sweaty unwashed fatrolls through your post.
>>685433012
There was no point to the story. Could hava been a faggot as well.
Was a lame ass story anyway.
So tits or gtfo.
>>685434135
<.Y.>
>>685433796
Go on
2d you say
>>685432965
>>Thread still full of people talking to OP
Per usual.. kinda the way threads work dontcha know?
This was some great work Bros, I haven't seen a group so commited to tits or gtfo in a while. Someone should start a sexism thread so we can further piss off op, you know she's still lurking somewhere on /b/. Reply if you're on it. We should make a couple.
>>685434281
DONT FUCKING TRIGGER ME YOU MENAZI!!!!!!
>>685434408
sauce on that picture m8
>>685434265
Fuck off redditfag
>>685434408
A girl with a hot sticky load of cum on her face?
Thats the only kind of girl that this world needs.
>>685432645
Sadly true anon.
worst fucking story i've ever heard. Kill yo self OP
>>685434388
that was the plan yah?
>>685432969
>you can just all go and kill yourself
this
>>685433991
Newfags arguing with a cuntbot instead of enjoying the superior 2d format.
Are we the only sane ones left anon?
>>685434452
Make one and I'll post the set
>>685434232
I only care that you care about no one caring about you so I can Jack off later tonight to the thought of you dying alone, hopefully miles from civilization, and you die simultaneously from dehydration, hypothermia and exposure. That really gets my dick hard.
>crawl into the feels threads
I don't like feel threads but nice projecting, faggot.
>>685431868
Underrated post.
>>685432969
>4chan has no rules
>ROFLMAO
Are you from Tumblr or Reddit
>>685432969
Make better stories and maybe then you won't have to worry about substituting it with tits. Now kill yourself.
>Pic related. It's an accurate representation of how I felt reading that garbage.
>>685434062
This is why we have tits or gtfo
All you have to do is say you're female and you'll have half the anons in the thread trying to kiss your ass
>>685434659
Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the teenage newfag.
>>685434642
i believe so /b/rother
let us share our superior format in this now appropriately derailed thread
>>685434911
>>685434135
\OYO/
>>685434338
>>685433796
>Can't hold it any longer.
>It falls out.
>It falls out.
>Start to need a piss.
>Urm, sorry Mistress may I go for a piss?
>Sighs.
>Yes anon.
>Go to bathroom.
>Pushing hard trying to piss.
>Shit myself.
>Just feel my ass hole become wet and squidgy.
>Like a wet fart.
>Shit.
>Finish pissing.
>Grab toilet roll.
>Start to wipe.
>Be one of those epic wipes that never seem to end.
>Ass hole is red raw.
>Are you OK anon.
>Urm, yes. 1 min.
>Go back into room.
>Are you ready to continue?
>Urm, yes but can we do something different?
>>685433369
>its not at all hard to have a bf if youre a female
Thats a male point of view: timestamped cock or GTFO
>>685434911
Here here
>>685433388
>its just fat with nipples.
Then go look at your own and STFU
>>685435036
Now this story is one I can tolerate. Unlike OP's.
>>685435016
bonus webm
>>685434276
When did this turn into a beta cringe thread?
>>685433796
Ty for making this thread readable
>>685433420
>And the Internet has rules
Part of the joke you all miss?
>>685435218
>>685433219
>Implying females must be attractive to have a boyfriend.
The fact that you have a boyfriend proves nothing. Now kill yourself.
>>685431343
>>685434878
Hi, teenage newfag
>>685435036
Go on
>>685435294
>>685435036
>Yes.
>Lays me down on bed.
>Starts wanking me off.
>Ocasionally slaps my thighs.
>Shit is boring as hell.
>Fall asleep.
>>685434878
Hello, teenage newfag.
>>685435490
>Get woken up by a punch to the face.
>Some skinny, smack head looking dude.
>Eyes are now open.
>He punches me again whilst screaming some shit about GTFO.
>WTF
>He goes to punch me again.
>Manage to roll out of bed whilst round housing him in the process.
>Roundhouse.jpeg
>Stumble to my feet.
>He flurrys at me.
>Knocks my chin left, right and center.
>I swing a few dazed left jabs.
>Can't see shit for dazed and sleep.
>>685435218
my mistake
no webms
>>685435591
how do you bros feel about spiders?
>>685434878
hello, teenage newfag.
>>685435472
wonderful
>>685434129
>The real world is biased toward women, the internet is biased toward men.
all pretty much based on men so stfu always has been.
>>685434878
Hi teenage newfag!
>Then I grabbed a gun and walked silently down the dimly lit hall.
>The floor board creaks as I hold my breath.
>As I turn the corner I can't help but wonder how it would be to have your alarm clock be the chambering of a semi-automatic get on the floor and do the dinosaur.
>>685435415
>>685435499
>>685435759
>>685435842
>>685434183
>These are the rules
Just cuz you say it don't fucking make it so. This is no rule just a horny male pig thing
>>685432060
>>685432302
Anybody worried about OP? I mean the poor girl was probably no more than 18 with such an immature little spongebob story or whatever it was and I feel like I was watching her abusive father kick her out on the streets. Do you think we dun goofed guise?
>inb4 little girl kills herself
>>685434129
Someone gives this guy a beta Nobel prize
>>685435580
>Connect a good left jab.
>He opens up.
>Power right.
>Fucker goes down.
>Dive on top of him.
>Still stark bolac naked.
>Wind mill at his face.
>Don't stop untill I'm satisfied he's not getting up.
>I start to get up.
>Silly bitch comes up behind me.
>Babbeling and screaming.
>Give her a closed fist back hand.
>She goes down.
>Think I knocked her tooth out.
>Collect my money from dresser.
>Get dressed.
>Leave.
>>685435722
>>685434232
>That's why you crawl into the feels threads once you've had your fill of screaming at strangers on the internet.
yes this
>Go to thread with bitch telling some dumb story
>Tits or gtfo
>She leaves thread
>Post glorious superior 2D
I love you guys :')
>>685435909
no hope this faggot kills herself
>>685435934
>>685435996
OP?
>>685435996
LOW TEST
>>685431343
you want a logical reason
on this board everybody is anonymous
nobody's opinion has more weight than any other
you want special treatment for being a girl
than proof that you are a girl
>>685436077
Woops
>>685435966
Why do you do that?
Well since idk if OP posted tits, here's mine.
>>685435990
>this
proud of the bros who held steadfast in telling this ignorant walking vagina known as op to tits or gtfo
>>685436160
Nice
>>685435999
aww come on. I mean what if your little kid daughter found 4chan thinking it was some neopets forum and then got e-gangbanged by dozens of men telling her vicous statements? Shes probably crying right now.
>>685432965
/b/ was never good but God damn it didn't use to be this faggy. I miss the days of o rly's and the game. Now it's all pc and pathetic child children trying to be edgy. Wtf happened?
>>685431798
>14 years old
>facebook message
>facebook was around when you were 14
Lol hi guiz. I'm the OP. It was me all along MUAHAHHAHA *cough* MUAHAHHAAHHA! :33
>>685436160
Nice fotography skills
>>685435990
>>685436193
Thanks
>>685436261
Sorry I have the lights off, my ex-gf and her new bf are asleep in the other room.
>>685436237
>>685432969
I was actually more interested in reading until I knew how crap your storytelling was. Should've gone with tits or stayed a lurker.
>>685432123
screen cap it it's all yours my friend
>>685436290
>Those dicks
go on
>>685432969
ddint reat tits or gtfo
>>685436322
>>685436025
im out to sleep
may the force be with you brother
yall are some dumb as fuck. look, she delivered
>>685431268
>>685431268
>>685431268
>>685431268
>>685431268
but all of you just decide to ignore it like a bunch of faggots
>>685436103
>not knowing about contextual clues that help readers to have a better cognitive understanding about the narrative world being built
I bet when someone star a story with
>me being 24 yo virgin faggot
you don't ask for proof of 24yoness, virginess or fagotness
>>685436198
Then we would send her to the offensive page on encyclopedia dramatica and tell her tits or gtfo
>>685431388
>>685431423
nigga since when did you need a fucking timestamp? tits are tits
>>685436446
No timestamp = not good enough dumbass
>>685433398
Tfw white knighting this much
>>685436446
She didn't timestamp it so it doesn't count. She's probably a hamplanet if she feels the need to not use a real picture.
>>685436303
Thats fucked up. Did she turn you into a girl?
>>685436446
No fucking timestamp idiot
>>685433780
Dankey Kang?
>>685436198
then she deserved it
and i would be a bad parent if this hypothetical situation where to play out as i was not supervising my child
tldr she can kill herself for all i care
less cancer here and more grief for others
fuck yah
>>685434843
>you'll have half the anons in the thread trying to kiss your ass
LOL that's what you call all this misogynist shit? Lets revisit the definition of "kissing" shall we?
>>685436483
its about degrading women not seeing their tits.
>>685436527
I'm not sure, I kinda just started crossdressing because I liked how people redicule me and call me a degenerate. I want someone to piss on me/make me feel like scum. And be someone's bitch. Would love a good seckual beating.
>>685435773
Mmmkay
>>685436380
sh-should i?
>>685436422
>>685436483
Because anyone can post a picture of tits and say those are their tits. A timestamp proves it.
>>685436303
more? :)
>>685436446
congrats dumbass
you played yourself
>>685436659
>>685436446
>>685436446
I'm an Arabian prince. I'm about to loose all my money due to tax. Can I wire it all to you? You can keep 10% for your troubles.
>>685436483
>being this new
leave now faggot just please theres already an over abundance of new fag and underage we dont need more of you niggerfaggots
>>685432969
holy fuck this was awful, you are a waste of space and time you sick fat fuck
>>685436656
go for it
>>685432572
Dumbass age of consent in Frane is 15, most kids are fucking befre then though
>>685436799
this and chek'd
>>685436198
Good.
>>685436666
who cares who's tits they are? i could make a thread about dumping my ex's nudes and I wouldn't be demanded a timestamp. for all you know, I could be a slut posting my own nudes for attention
in other words, it doesn't fucking matter
>>685436446
Spotted the newfriend
Its ok, we were all new once. But you may want to stick around and learn the culture a bit better before you start hurling insults.
>>685436659
>tentacles
>preg
>mind break/aheaggo
f-f-fuuuuckkkkkk i inked
>>685436446
What are you fucking stupid?
>>685436891
But the whole point is to degrade her. She claimed to be a girl, so we demanded tits and a timestamp. Get over it.
>>685436587
I didn't say what the other half were doing
I figured you could see it plainly enough
>>685436555
checked you sexist pig </3
>>685435722
Like that makes the opposite of sense Scoob
>>685436819
i think i love you?
>>685431798
>>685436891
leave nigger
>>685436723
I'll post a little more since OP is being a cunt.
Sorry my ugly ass face is in the way, can't get any good body shots
>>685437065
OP here. That's exactly how my boyfriend's cock looks. Funny coincidence.
>>685431798
dont cont. kys
>>685437127
No one cares about you faggot
>>685437037
4 u
>>685437127
Thank you for not being a cunt. <3
>>685437041
I'm off to eat keep it up boys
>>685436666
>Implying it matters
>>685436799
I probably have been here longer then most of you faggots. Back when I was here more often tits didn't need a fucking timestamp
>>685436103
>you want special treatment for being a girl
this is the premise that is really a non premise. you all show your "maleness" with most every thread, screaming your privilege so it's just another way to see tits, face it.
>>685437250
If you don't understand the "tits or gtfo" meme, you haven't been here long at all.
>>685437250
Stop complaining and off yourself already
>>685437242
im basically out of porn at this point
newly os installed
>>685435996
Swear I saw this guy today working at mcdonalds
>>685437250
<Newfag detected
>>685434265
Shamelessly agreeing with myself
>>685431343
Fuck off summerfagg
>Be me
>Came in this thread to read stories
>Instead, saw virgins attempting to use "Tits or GTFO" maymay to someone who is not craving for attention for being girl.
>>685437250
I'm a lady.
>>685437573
>2016
>/b
>thinks the OP stated that he was female for any reason other than attention
Dear 4chan,this time is not anonymous. But it's the leader of the Femanons speaking. You might be wondering
"wtf?"
Well,we are newborn group of ONLY female (no shemale) hackers,with higher skills in programming and coding. We are here to announce that we fully support the feminist movment,and we will destroy every single one of you disgusting autistic pigs,with your anti-femanons threads and all that porn that you fap to.
After saying this,just prepare yourselves 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 01110011 .
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time we will start fighting your autistic website reporting everything to the authorities. You may ask yourself
"what do we do guys"
Well,there's one thing you can do. ADMIT THAT WOMEN DESERVE MORE RIGHTS. I want Moot and Heaven here,putting back the ID and apologize for what a shithole 4chan has become.
We are Femanons.
We do not obey.
We do not fear males.
Expect us.
>>685437668
Ew you're a fucking pig
>>685437250
>not understanding tits or gtfo
>implying that tits ever dont need a timestamp
holy shit little faggot im gonna need you to stop posting until you actually understand the culture of the website youre on you downy nigger faggot
>>685431005
Obviously he is
Tits or Gtfo
Faggot Newfags
>>685437706
Lol cringe
>>685432969
>And FYI to the lonely virgins asking for tits or gtfo ... calling it a rule. Go check the 4chan rules- /b/ has no rules. so you can just all go and kill yourself
There is at least one rule on /b/: No CP. If you are 14 and fulfilled the requests that would probably be seen as breaking that rule.
>>685432097
Get the fuck off 4Chan Norman
>>685436462
>you don't ask for proof of 24yoness, virginess or fagotness
Lawd, lawd, thank you for nicefags
OP is most certainly a girl. Only girls could tell a story that pointless and vapid and expect anyone to laugh let alone be interested in it. OP: no one fucking cares what you have to say unless that someone wants to shoot an 8 roper all over your face.
Now quit lollygagging and show us your goddamn tits
>>685437389
You never even posted porn.
#CartoonNetwork
>>685437815
Holy shit, just give it up dude, we all know the OP is an attention whore who also happens to be male
Also, that's not how you greentext
>>685437689
Probably, he/she could have stated her gender to parts where it matters(it is not needed on first part)
>>685433143
/Thread/
>>685436462
Because you don't get special attention for being 24, a virgin, or a faggot.
>>685436597
>its about degrading women not seeing their tits.
YES same shit different venue, you are all so different aren't ya? LOL
<- Try this Op
>>685437706
>this copy pasta
ever get rammed before?
who even cares about gender, this is fucking /b/ where everyone can say that he's a fucking transnigger tranny escort
>>685438082
Anybody that says it's for degradation is an underage edgemeister Newfag
>>685436891
>i could make a thread about dumping my ex's nudes and I wouldn't be demanded a timestamp
funny how that works right?
>>685438169
The cringy beta males who make up around 3/4 of /b give anyone claiming to be female special attention
That's why we say tits or gtfo
>>685436979
>But the whole point is to degrade her
exactly so go pay someone to degrade you like you really need and gtfo
>>685436979
That's not the whole point you fucking Newfag
>>685437743
*Giggles bashfully
Hey speaking of tits, how much does it hurt to get your nipples pierced? Was thinking of getting them pierced as a guy, would it kill off the feeling in my nipples? Would it make them more sensitive?
>>685437345
>If you don't understand
you can understand lots of fucked up reasoning and rationale. Still fucked up
>>685438636
If you say so.
>>685438350
if i am ever to find you ill degrade your mother in front of you while you watch
>>685436232
eh fucklord i aint lost that shit in ages
>>685437193
Moar.
>>685438512
Don't do it
You will only look like a faggot
>>685438771
Lol, i didn't even see the bottom of that post you quoted. I assumed you were just saying something and wanted it to stick out so you greentexted it
My apologies anon
>>685438915
I totally wouldn't mind being degraded like pic related
>>685437983
Well yes you do, people react to people accordingly to their perception of the other one
>>685438230
I think you'll find that is exactly the point. It's not for wanking coz who the fuck could wank over grainy pics with bits of paper clogging up the image (except 14 to boys)
Tits gains you female privileges.
It should be degrading to be a whore.
>>685438957
all i can give you im passing out
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=arachne
i wish this thread would die already
along with the sjws
>>685439031
They might get pity, but even that is not likely
You know what I'm talking about.
>>685438349
>The cringy beta males who make up around 3/4 of /b give anyone claiming to be female special attention
yes but its the same betas who say tits or gtfo
>>685439122
Its to prove that said anon is female
If it was about degradation, don't you think people would demand face too?
>>685439223
Guess they got sick of being tricked by someone claiming to be female
>>685438512
>Was thinking of getting them pierced as a guy,
as opposed to getting pierced as a girl?
timestamped cock or GTFO
>claiming to be a guy
>>685439180
I'm still here because I'm waiting for it to die, but holy shit its taking forever
>>685439365
I almost said something like this lol
>>685439180
Neat. You have done well anon, now pass out. The SJWs can't bother you when you're asleep. Cherish that time.
>>685438915
>if i am ever to find you ill degrade your mother in front of you while you watch
oh and now come the "kissing of the ass" You all are so cute
>>685439202
Just sayin you don't have a "logical reason" you have one but it doesn't make sens, stop saying that it will make /b/ a better place, it's just a stupid meme
>>685439491
>now for the "kissing of the ass"
For fucks sake you know exactly what i was talking about when i said that.
>>685439122
>Tits gains you female privileges.
Yet to have what priviledges explained to me and the only ones in that stupid copy past crap are from a male point of view. Like it's fun to be approached by every asswipe you see because you have tits. Tits are a fucking curse.
>>685439530
Maybe now its just a stupid meme, but there was once a point in time where anons would get tricked into sending someone money because they believed that they were female and needed it.
So they started asking for proof.
