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QOTT: song last listened to/currently listening too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eErmn0LLlaA
Miho claimed
I'm going to sleep now~
Goodnight /waifu/ <3
>>685424954
HOL UP
The best Sha.
>>685425049
Night
>>685424834
Last song?
>Metal warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZqm1SGASg
claimology: the study of claiming
>>685424834
Tuesday's Gone - Metallica
Best demigod claimed
Well since Maki is gone. I guess im gonna go too.. :(
Goodnight everyone!
>>685425166
>hugs good night
>>685425049
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Megumin!
>>685425166
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Mili!
>Shiro
>>685425139
Whats up squid?
>>685425139
laaaaaame
>>685424473
I have a night job, so I might as well be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-fjyEIgWik
>>685425372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA9cb0Z8ab8
Claiming
>>685425613
Whats up fluffy-chan
>>685425330
Yooo! I'm raging in Halo 1 so I'll be here until I'm man enough to go back.
>>685425332
Nnuuuh - uuuhhh!
>>685425735
if only she had tights on
>>685425870
yeeuhhh
>>685425870
Playing anniversary? And what level you stuck on?
>>685425926
Bear legs best.
>>685426146
fuck that I'd fight you
>>685425547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O80yJV2cBtc
>>685426273
Wat?
>>685426419
get yo ass in heee
>>685425735
Nothing meanie....
Besides I only claim on these threads(rarely), no offense.
Have a good day or night.
I'm back btw. Sweatin beers!!! Muahahahhaha
>>this kid is high as fuk in my house i'm concerned he'll microwave his own head... he won't ground out
MORE DRINKS EDITION!
>>685426000
Nuh-- Oh shit! Trips! I concede... I'm sorry...
>>685426146
Naw, just the regular old one for the pc. I'm on Truth & Reconciliation (I think) where i just boarded the enemy ship an now the enemies are swarming me from all sides.
sachi claim
>>685426652
>>685426643
>>685426146
panzer girls do
>>severely approved of !
>>685426643
Im not mean.
>>685426769
Ah that mission its easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dRoab8zZ8c
Hanako Ikezawa Claimed ~
>>685426937
Try hard
>>685427145
ok now i'm toasting drunken gypsy punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3SUPPeuRdU
>>yaaaa right
>>685427073
Fuck no! I'm getting rekt by stupid sword users. My only chance is to throw grenades at them but they still chase me down only to get my shield broken followed by an heat seaking needle to kill me.
>>685427428
>>685427330
Hello, how has your day been?
>ika
>>685427573
Still have sniper ammo? And there are hunters if you haven't made it in the ship yet.
Hey everyone
>>685427497
Ayy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ehFHGrG60GQ
>>685427791
I ran out, switched it to a plasma rifle and I've already gone up the ship. I'm not sure if thats a new mission or not but it did show some title at the bottom so I'm pretty sure that it is.
>>685427330
>double claimed.
<3
So, anyone else staying up for another 4 hours?
What up thread.
>>685428245
yis
>>685428334
oh shit whaddup
>>685428139
Its the same mission. Use overcharge plasma pistol then finish off with Assault rifle or plasma rifle.
>>685428245
Maybe not 4 but for a couple more for sure i think.
>>685428334
Yo!
>>685428245
Another 6 to be accurate.
>>685428334
Absolutely nothing.
>>685428450
>>685428518
Just finished watching the TFS Worlds Strongest. Dinners gonna be ready soon, lamb cutlets with scratch made mac n cheese.
>>685428245
Maybe another hour. Its 416am here
>>685428245
1 or 2... i have to party with a boy from down south
>>685428334
greetings program
It's getting to be that time of day when i start shitposting more...
>>685427967
Hi Barry. What's up?
>>685428141
Hi Crazy broad.
>>685428334
Hi Rory. Just killing time like always.
>>685428898
>crazy
pfff, atleast im not yuno
but ayy lmao
>>685428701
yo share cause that made my mouth water
>>685428898
>>I've not yet begun to shit post madamme
>>685428498
Yeah I was thinking that. I think a punch would also kill them though. The first sword user that pops his head out get stuck with a grenade. Then the plan goes down hill...
>>685428701
Dinner already? That time is it over there? Its 1:20 am here
Claimed
Fucking weabos
>>685429036
>a punch
More like 4. Your better off shooting them.
whats up weebs? mavis claimed, not anime but claiming anyway.
>>685429036
Its 6:20 PM over here
>>685429008
The mac and cheese isn't salty enough for me, but I'm a cook and I have higher standards of myself.
>Ill still eat it though
>>685429055
And you jump on bandwagons.
>>685429055
nice dubs
>>685428898
Just got done dicking around in urf mode with my cousin, watching Biyori now. Have a bad headache but can't take any advil because alcohol, so I'm trying to suffer through it till the alc is out of my system so that I can take said advil. You?
>>685429211
oh, nothing much, chilling in here, watching anime on side. how about you? also, it's fine to claim something non-anime.
>>685429055
shiiiiii
I thought we couldn't /bun also want.
>>685429271
I just torrent the blu ray. Feels good.
>>685429009
It's not hugely rare for me to be quite a lot of a slower thread. I have a bad habit of responding to stuff quickly and with only one or two people.
>>685429008
True. You're not tsundere.
>>685429211
Doesn't have to be anime. 's all good.
>>685429388
Thinking about doing something for food. Not quite at the time where i go do something about it though. Lol
>>685429036
if their shields pop before the plasma rifle overheats try using that to stun them and finish them off with the assault rifle or plasma pistol
>>685429394
just hidding from the world and trying to improve my chess skills.
>>685428898
let the shitposting commence
>rattle
>>685429055
Fucking furries
>>685429206
Hmm... I'm pretty sure i did it in the first mission... but then again... it was the first mission.
>>685429243
wow thats quite the time difference. I also cant say my tongue is accustomed to lamb either.
>>685429511
Ah, I do that a lot too. I'll sit around and internally complain about being hungry, but won't do anything about it till my stomach starts hurting because lazy
>>685427735
Awful, but hey thats life. How was yours?
>>685429742
oh.
Well im going to bed im not going to last. Night anons.
Tabacco is the best thing in the world
>>685429511
well then I feel honored. in the past 15 years I haven't really posted much but I will mire this thread in my shittery on the weekends i do like these breads.
>>685429511
>>685429746
Are you guys as skinny as you are lazy? because i am. lol
>>685429960
Don't worry, it always gets better. Mine was good. I finally quit my job, and other nonimportant stuff
>>685430112
goodnight Miho
>>685430112
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Miho.
>>685430213
damn, been on thread for 15 years?
>Shiro
>>685429692
>Rattle rattle
Gotta love a little shitposting.
>>685429746
Yup. Such is life. Wish i wasn't such a lazy ass. Lol
>>685430149
Nah. That's for reminding me i have leftovers though.
>>685430246
Yup. I'm tall, thin, and very lazy.
>>685430213
I have no idea what you're on about.
>>685430306
onchan yes but I only started toasting in claiming threads a few weeks ago. it has been a bit of a ride.
>>685430419
>That's for reminding
Thanks for reminding*
Autocorrect is being a bitch today.
>>685430246
Thank you, and congrats by the way
>>685430549
Is okay.
>>685430419
I'm honored that I am one of the few who....
>>RATTLED
your chain :)
I will take
juan taco please
XD
someone entertain me
>6 foot shitposter claimed
>>685429960
but now its better cause you're here
>>685429511
not tsun at all
>>685429243
>mac and cheese
give.
>>685430792
go masturbate
>>685430944
but i'm scared my dead relatives will see me
>>685430419
you sound like my kind of person. pretty cool. I sit at home, do nothing, wait until hungry, eat when starving, and sleep.
>>685430614
As someone who's been depressed from Jr high - Senior High school I can guarantee that it'll be better. just wait, endure, and keep fighting.
>>685430689
I... don't understand still. Have a
>Rattle
>>685430874
Yeah. I think you're secretly yandere. How long until the murdering starts?!
Nobody knows.
>>685430790
Back for more loli fun time, Spike?
>>685430874
I now have a question!
>>685431079
No. I want TACOS
>>685431034
they wont tell your parents so feel free to show them everything.
>ika
>>685430246
Sort of. 5'7 and 135, so not skeleton and not chub, pretty average.
>>685430419
same, I'd get so much more done ;~;
>>685431034
respect their memories by masturbating to them
>>685431169
69 confirms
>>685430792
https://youtu.be/sMxY6Bz_DoQ
>>685431169
but my relatives are christian. what if they tell on god?
>>685431264
a true fucking genius.
>Shiro
>>685431261
i already have. and i felt guilty
>>685431264
that's my new ringtone
>6-foot shitposter
>>685430792
have another drink tiny robot
>>685430790
sweet jeet kun do bro
>>685431079 i barely make a lot of sense the majority of the time but i was saiyan that I was honored to drag you into a convo. *rattle*
>>685430790
BUILD
>>685431162
You want loli taco? Aye Pablo, what'd i'd tell you about that.
>>685431055
Yay lazy neet life. Lol.
>>685431256
Ahh to only be a productive person. One can only dream.
>>685430874
Thank you <3
>>685431055
I really hope so, it's just that I can never fix my issue. It's probably gonna be stuck with me until I die
>>685431403
have another drink of what?
>jenny
>>685431264
https://youtu.be/K3_aZJt3tA0
>>685431079
>how long till the murdering starts
psshhh, you're implying i could kill anyone
me being yandere is not a secret though
>>685431081
yis what is your question?
>>685431476
aaaaaaaaaa
EMBRACE ME.
>>685431404
build you some fucking pantsu
>>685431447
Not that fucking taco! What am I, Dio?!
>>685431642
Do you have this sticker on your car?
>>685431642
*Embraces*
>>685431568
https://youtu.be/esnAta6mHYk
![[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tIcqKxK.jpg "[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg")
>>685431256
im less than 100lbs. so in kg's thats... about 45kg's
>>685431447
Honestly, i sometimes don't get on because im too lazy sometimes...
>>685431476
I shouldn't pry on what it is but everything has a solution, you just have to figure out what it is.
>>685431277
Im pretty sure god would let you. he wants you to enjoy yourself without hurting others. and c'mon, you say that as if you've never had a fap before.
>>685431404
Bruh that hat. It's reverse, the words.
>>685431859
Thanks anon, I'll try <3
Sup
>>685431533
>>something lewd about motor oil?
I was implying an adults drink but whatever you're into I guess
>>685431827
https://youtu.be/9_kLFX7EAWM
>>685431859
>I'm less than 100lbs
HOW ARE YOU ALIVE???????
>>685431912
I am well aware.
>>685431696
Here you go, you fucking twat.
>>685432093
https://youtu.be/K0DEW85wXjk
>>685431859
i fap everyday. i'm just worried that my dead relatives will see me this time.
>>685432049
oh, i don't though,
>>685431859
Pics please. I want to photoshop you white and use your pictures for holloween decorations.
>>685431732
NOPE but i know where its from and im ordering that and the 100% nani sore sticker for my new car
>>685431750
YIS I NEED THIS.
>>685431642
Well sure. A little sloppy about it, but the effort would be there, i'm sure.
>>685431696
...yes?
>>685431859
That's pretty bad. My bed and computer are the same place so i don't have that excuse.
>>685432035
Hey Klawzuki. How goes?
>>685432252
It's so weird seeing her with panties though
>>685432252
Good.
>>685432252
Good
>>685432338
You're going to almost die in a fire and live in searing pain for years to come
Reporting in!
>>685432252
https://youtu.be/hp_14jSV8cQ
i think he's shitting on an album you like
>>685432315
*EMBRACES HARDER*
>>685432492
Come on, you and Dio both claim men as your waifu. One of the many things you two have in common.
>>685432145
I wonder that everyday aswell... sometimes i wonder why...
>>685432263
got any lewd of XJ9? kek
>>685432291
Fuck no, i know better than to post pics of me on 4chin
>>685432338
Well... I have a laptop... i sleep with it on my bed... I rarely use it now because password. In short, I don't have it either but im still too lazy.
>>685432573
>wew lad
>>685432338
Hey Shizuru
Everything going just fine
What about you?
>>685432664
How tall?
>>685432422
name of waifu?
Many of the people in this thread need to burn.
>>685432585
>shitting
He was shitposting shitty ITAOS memes way before my time son.
https://youtu.be/E8-8gJGT__4
>>685432783
Bitch
>>685432783
file name
>>685432315
I wish I had a car for stickers. Oh well, take a pic when you get them!
>>685432585
>GET THHE FUCK OUT OF HERE..... do fruit flys understand english?
>THICC VEGAN SMOOTHIE
>>685432586
YIS.
IM SLEEPY AND WANT BED + ANIMU
>>685432338
i'll just shoot people with nerf guns
pew pew
>>685432907
>take a pic
will do!
>>685432780
Fuck its been a while... i think im like 5'3 or 5'4
>>685432818
Please do so. End my misery. I need it!
>>685432664
Impressive.
Your laziness is truly something to be in awe of. Lol
>>685432773
Pretty good. Watching a bit of youtubes while i eat and shitpost.
>>685433000
>Full house
That's some weak yandere.
That borders on to just a jealous deredere.
>>685433060
Jeezers my dude
>>685432619
Dio is a disgusting.. Go hump on him or something
>>685433131
Thats always nice
So Im starting my Leaf Green again. Gonna pick Charmander. Dubs chooses name.
>Character is a girl named Rory
>Rival is Dio
>Seems fitting
I will also take a poll on what game type, short description.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10268829
>Nuzlocke challenge rules
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Nuzlocke_Challenge
>>685433220
No thanks. I'll just continue to bother whichever one of you is presenting themselves to be a more amusing target at the time.
<3
>>685433275
Yup yup. I'm enjoying my night quite a bit.
>>685433131
I sleep with everything on my bed and i don't need to get out of bed unless bathroom or hunger calls.
>>685433181
kek
>>685433285
My dubs say that you nickname it Blastoise
>>685433511
OH FUCK MY BAD!! VOID THIS SHIT!
>ika
>>685433511
bitch whore
<3
>>685433285
name him bob
>>685431859
I agree I just dropped to 230 and I can barely live
>>685432263
fair. I'm sorry. I got excited. and inebriated
>>685432586
dem embraces do :o
>>685432818
eat ... dicks?
>>685433511
Well, that was quick.
You want to void that? Name is still open.
>>685433588
So I have to call it bitch whore?
>>685433000
I'll come with
>>685433653
You can be embraced too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFOfYc5Nz5I
>>685433811
>>685433675
Yes. If bitch whore doesnt fit, btch hor, or something similar.
>>685433653
i think the worst part is that I eat greasy as fuck food like burgers and pizza and i dont gain shit.
>>685433675
I would say yes... that was more of a joke but... every single time i call something it fucking happens.
>>685433588
kek. i think that should be its name.
Beautiful! It's raining right now....
https://youtu.be/ebt0BR5wHYs
>>685432664
most i got is this. not really into robot porn
>>685433000
Where the hell have you been?
>Inb4 DAWW U CARE
>>685434178
Hey Tsundere-chan. How's it going?
>>685434295
If I can be honest, not on the postitive side
>>685433060
5'3
hey thats ok anon
im only 5'0-5'2
>>685433131
>weak yandere
don't be so hurtful
>>685433678
ok!
>also muh trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HrImzA8ZDY
im crying
"luxurious deep throat love"
>>685434178
been working on my car most of today, was on a little earlier but got really tired and slept for a few hours but im back now
AWW YUNO U MISSED ME
There we have it. A Single Pokemon run, with BITCHWHORE
>>685434436
NO You were all like HURR GIT ON SKYPE OKAY?? So I wonder wtf you wanted today.
>>685434420
Almost made it to the end of the thread without seeing mai waifu. Good morning, anon.
>>685434436
Truth hurts.
>>685434420
Oh? What's wrong?
>>685434608
dis gon be gud
>jenny
>>685432827
found something you may enjoy
https://youtu.be/0KzKWtlc0nk
>>685434608
wew
>Shiro
>>685434160
damn... i don't know why i expected more. i don't have any of mine (nor will i ever) so i shouldn't expect others to have any of theirs.
>>685434436
eeehhhh...
>>685434608
look at that fucking BITCHWHORE hahahah!
everybody, point and laugh! Hahaha!
